Farce鬧劇系列 - 所謂惡夢，影響力可不小

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　　接下來不是碰的聲音，因為並沒有車禍發生。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNSK1RMbv9
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　　只見一條寬敞的大道上一台黑色轎車左拐右彎，像是拼了命就是要蛇行，「叔叔！要死人啦──」這貌似是車內孩童的慘叫聲。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44OCElyeIC
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　　這台轎車的司機呢，其實也不是故意要蛇行的，就是他身旁副駕駛座的那位男孩一句童言童語差點釀成大禍，但這都不是他所擔心的，因為……接下來的惡夢，才是最恐怖的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS7Nv7tfcu
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　　「如果筱哲叔叔是我爸該有多好。」是的，就是這句無心的話，而造成現在這樣的局面。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ296E29XChp
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　　「這、這句話你跟你媽說過了？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90d2aVRy0j
　　「對啊。」外加無比燦爛的笑，而坐在駕駛座的人那表情可媲美得知自己待會會跌入十八層地獄的幽魂。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXz0Dw6mmW
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　　「小陸──我死定了！」一的大男人斜躺在沙發上捂臉裝哭故作可憐這可稱不上是什麼好看的畫面，但為顧及自己的耳根子以及抱怨，任筱哲可管不了那麼多。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDUfDuBW8Y
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　　嘆口氣，陸旋旭知道他這麼說的意圖就是為了自己的一句話：「發生什麼事了？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QbtMl3EwH
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　　一聽對方把話問出，任筱哲馬上從沙發上爬起，「今天，吳薏琴的兒子他說他希望我是他爸爸，而且他還跟他媽說了！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHBhB4uAzg
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　　「不會吧！又來了？」露出一臉不耐，陸旋旭有些無奈，「這是第幾次了？」撫撫額角，他覺得頭快痛起來了，一整天在思考接下來的出路，現在又冒出這件事情，要知道那女人「盧」起來可不是一般人對付的過的！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShO0HiP1Da
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　　鈴──41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOItaUR7KP
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　　很不碰巧的，不想來的終究會來，這時候的電話鈴響對任筱哲來說可謂地獄來的使者。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcL4gUtTvB
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　　一嘆，陸旋旭問：「我接？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS6AgWf0zF
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　　機械人也不過如此了，任筱哲頭點的速度就像裝上電池正運作中的馬達差不多快，陸旋旭視而不見，索性轉頭拿起話筒。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvOW4Xj4o9
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　　「啊啊啊──我對不起我的丈夫啊──自己的兒子居然跟我說他希望別人是他的爸爸！不可能把他裝回去重生嘛！要我離婚更是荒唐到不行！啊啊，可是雖然他沒這麼說，但這樣的話名義上的父親根本不可能換人嘛！看看！這該怎麼辦呀？你倒是說說看啊！孩子的爸好可憐啊──他明明對孩子也很好的，為什麼一個被稱為叔叔的外人就這樣替了他的地位啊！」電話一接起還來不及跟對方打招呼，一陣鬼哭神號就從話筒另一端傳來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6TZvRJTK9
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　　陸旋旭額上無數條槓，這女人……連接電話的人都不知道是誰就開始發癲了，而且哪有人要叫別人回答自己還一直講的？更何況，他兒子會這樣還不是她自己說丈夫很忙要人家幫忙載孩子才變成這樣的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67jjdJQWj8
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　　以上總總歸納起來，吳薏琴還真是蠻欠打的──這是陸旋旭的結論。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LnSUh6uor
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　　哀號到現在還沒聽見對方的聲音，吳薏琴這也覺得有些奇怪，照理說任筱哲那怕麻煩的傢伙要是遇上自己打電話來騷擾絕對會受不了而開始歇斯底里的，怎麼還是無聲無息的聽自己講話？有些懷疑他是不是將話筒拿開自己去做其他事情，吳薏琴試探地問：「筱哲？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLQoI6xcBF
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　　「嗯哼，我在。不過不是你要找的人。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0em8GJkke
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　　唉呀？這下尷尬了……「是旋旭啊！筱哲呢？我有事找他。」是語調非常自然的問句。她吳薏琴是誰呢？最大的優點就是不怕尷尬！或者該說她根本不知道「尷尬」這兩個字該怎麼寫。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmvBa145bi
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　　還堪稱有事咧……那些事都已經講出來了吧？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGHCktepMw
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　　壓下那種無言以對的感覺，努力想出可以運用的辭彙，「他說最近會很忙，還沒回來。」如果只說「今天」的話改天肯定又會打來，說「最近」會比較保險，反正風波平息之後再「不加班」就好了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDDk8w3lVu
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　　「唉呀，是嗎？那算了……不然這樣，假日去找你們吧？」原本有些可惜的語調在想到什麼之後又變回興奮的口氣，聽得陸旋旭頻頻發顫，「不用了……他最近很累。……那，就這樣，掰掰。」不等對方回答，陸旋旭逕自把電話切斷，並拔掉電話線，一臉凝重的轉頭對任筱哲說：「小哲，我們去度假吧？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvCjrCXi10
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　　「咦？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BG9WHbgqJ
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　　就這樣……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii8esBZOOm
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　　原本只是任筱哲害怕的事情。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUpCJyTqVT
　　原本是陸旋旭想幫忙打發的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctPaf3M02H
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　　卻突然變成意外開始的假期。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUDADXfS4E
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　　而理由是：逃避怨婦的追殺。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SAgisN5Ak
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