Farce鬧劇系列 - 職業殺手？

　　一開始就看見那麼聳動的標題真是抱歉，不過人生總是充滿驚奇的是吧？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbOPAeRXJk
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　　照理說小學應該都是小學生的嘻鬧聲，可是這間教室裡就不一樣了，有大人的吼聲是不稀奇，只是為什麼會參雜泣音？更離譜的是裡頭還傳出磅噹的誇張聲響，令人質疑是否有人在裡頭打架但老師卻因為即使大吼也阻止不了而哭泣。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RosBtqOSs
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　　直到放學時間，一名看來大約五年級的男童自校內跑出來，已經有個人站在車旁等他，「叔叔！」男童開心的叫。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxtvFOD0oi
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　　「怎麼樣？今天剛開學，又是新班級，適應嗎？」54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CAeWVUbQC
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　　「還不錯，而且老師好好玩。」男童舔著被他稱作叔叔的男人給的棒棒糖邊道。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPMADGxLPu
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　　「好玩？」54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rffDaf7pL
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　　「對啊，他好有趣喔，比我還愛哭。」啊？是個愛哭鬼？所以說他才不喜歡女人，哭哭啼啼的難搞死了，還要哄她，根本就是替自己找麻煩，啊不過……他家那隻好像也是這樣。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhRcPNhrU2
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　　「我媽知道這個老師喔，她說那個老師哭起來就像世界末日。」男童舔舔嘴巴，對他笑道。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrZcZvs8SZ
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　　是她認識的人？那說不定自己也認識呢。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUkIU5TuMX
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　　「筱哲叔叔，載我回家吧！」原來那並不是男童的叔叔，而是男童母親的朋友，不過男童和他感情還不錯，也就自然親暱。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofcPPPvnFH
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　　正當車子要駛離之時，任筱哲看見一個自己非常眼熟的人正要從校內出來，而且臉色頗糟，他嘴角勾起弧度，開車揚長而去。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26Lw4yrF6N
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　　那人的話，吳薏琴的確也認識。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih2ASggKMq
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　　「筱哲叔叔掰掰！」男童開心的對著任筱哲的車揮舞他的小手。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr5wK8eERa
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　　「改天見。」想起回家後要面對的人就開心不已，任筱哲自然而然的漾出笑容。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2irWGAqlU
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　　家中空無一人，任筱哲將燈全部打開，餵餵自家養的紅貴賓，便坐上沙發等著那人歸來。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs12HBFZTi
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　　喀嚓一聲，門開了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnrdYVm0Nc
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　　一名臉色有些憔悴的俊美男子自門外走進來，任筱哲等這麼久終於等到，可這傢伙是又跑哪兒去了這麼晚回來？「小陸，你去散心？」54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjGf6dbmMa
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　　「嘖，開學第一天就被炒魷魚，你說悶不悶啊？」又被炒魷魚？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RlBPxprxJ
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　　「這次怎麼著？對了，不是說要告訴我職業，結果呢？」三天兩頭被炒魷魚，有時候連任筱哲都懶的問，如果小陸自己要說的話再聽就好。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N5N3V7DCN
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　　「老師啊老師！學生皮死了，小學五年級的，全都是些死孩子。」啊啊，看來自己當時是沒看錯了，果然那個非常眼熟的人就是小陸，全名叫做陸旋旭。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlm6DQiUXt
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　　任筱哲左思右想，怎覺得今天自己聽過類似的話？「啊！你是吳薏琴他兒子的老師嗎？」54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7mHDC5hzz
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　　「吳薏琴……嗯，好像有這麼回事，她有跟我說他兒子讓我教到，不過看來今後就免了，反正工作都沒了。」陸旋旭擰了一條毛巾蓋在自己眼上斜躺在沙發上。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmJ4VIMJXS
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　　說起來小陸還真是職業殺手，不是殺人的那個殺，而是因為一堆職業都做過，但卻可以常常被炒魷魚，似乎「行行出狀元」這句話用在他身上就完全沒路用，他很聰明，很多事都能做，但原因就出在他的個性──令人無法置信的愛哭。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70eBE7as1I
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　　這又是另一段故事了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lnSxe59qi
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