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鬼白-兩個……爸爸?
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竺蓁

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「爸爸,我是從哪裡來的啊?」
*女兒名字是汀,白澤叫她小汀,鬼燈則叫她汀。52Please respect copyright.PENANAgfUuWBHrXM
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*汀稱呼白澤為爸爸或者白澤爸爸,稱呼鬼燈為父親。52Please respect copyright.PENANAOhmgEiKS2x
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*也許內文不會寫到,一年半之後回來的白澤本想將礙事的長髮處理掉,但被惡鬼狠狠一瞪+猜拳輸了只能繼續留(白澤含淚,他太懂某人心思了),平常時候綁成馬尾,後因背影與長髮曾被誤認為女子而在街上被男性搭訕過,導致他火大跟鬼燈抗議(要被搭訕的話他還是希望是女孩子!),鬼燈依然雙目一瞪+猜拳他又輸了(所以那個送女兒去哪讀書一定是某人放水了),繼續淚目留長髮。不過那些搭訕過他的男性據說被某人一腳踹入地獄,並被某地獄惡鬼輔佐官親自審訊,飽受精神創傷,至今還在慘烈受苦中。52Please respect copyright.PENANAXw7dQR5cfx
(後續還有....寫到再繼續補充...XD)52Please respect copyright.PENANAgMAcPOmMHc
(中間被屏蔽的一年半故事也想解釋 藥的副作用啊等等 以及重點!真的會是龍鳳胎嗎!?)52Please respect copyright.PENANAu6cyycDZjc
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以下,正文!52Please respect copyright.PENANAuDofOzwFQr
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〈兩個……爸爸?〉52Please respect copyright.PENANAhRKvm3hRi7
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「爸爸,我是從哪裡來的啊?」被桃太郎接回來的孩子,一進門就詢問在櫃台上正按著訂單數量抓藥混合的人,這一問讓白澤不小心多抓了幾把藥進去,他趕忙將多出的分量抽出,心臟還噗通噗通狂跳,汗如雨下。52Please respect copyright.PENANAEgD8WGPvDh
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糟糕,終於被問到了,雜誌調查父母最常被孩子詢問的前十大問題(by《親子寶貝》(天國出品)),白澤是有想過,但他萬萬沒料想過這一天竟然會這麼快來臨。52Please respect copyright.PENANA0c7eRgVMmX
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可以的話他死都不想解釋的!但可愛的女兒的疑問他又不忍心不回答,於是白澤露出營業用的微笑(這笑容幫助他過不少,當他想掩飾的時候),將雜誌上各種新手父母給過的答案翻出。52Please respect copyright.PENANAMoYQf5KzqK
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「小汀是送子鳥送來給爸爸當女兒的啊。」欸不對,送子鳥好像是西方那裡的常用的藉口?這樣回答會不會太奇怪了啊?算了,好像沒差,總比雜誌上舉例的另外幾種來的好多,白澤如此安慰自己,況且女兒還小,太詳細的內容這麼早教也不太妥當。52Please respect copyright.PENANAvEsJx8QFLD
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「是這樣嗎?」綁著兩束馬尾的小頭困惑一歪「可是,爸爸,今天上課老師說小孩子是從媽媽肚子裡出生的耶?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAjbOr8pLlk7
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哐噹!這回是櫃台上的秤量被瞬間動搖的白澤給弄到地上。52Please respect copyright.PENANAzE8g7MEyH2
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「白澤大人?!」52Please respect copyright.PENANAFHv30uryIo
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才準備要踏入門就聽到東西摔落的聲響,以為發生大事的桃太郎趕緊探頭詢問。52Please respect copyright.PENANAGxP1P5zhS2
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「爸爸,你還好嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANA4R5pyLnOOz
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「沒事,沒事,我很好,我好的不得了……」白澤揮揮手,表示自己不用他們擔心「別露出那樣的表情,只是不小心手滑了一下,沒事的。桃太郎你去把秤量放回櫃台上吧,汀妳回房間放書包,學校有作業吧?先拿出來寫。」他下著指示「我去倉庫拿個東西,等等回來。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAZNbCoDSN6T
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「好的,白澤大人。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAVChRT8KIY0
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「知道了,爸爸!」52Please respect copyright.PENANAzjXy4EINlX
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他向那兩人微笑揮別,然而走往倉庫的路上,白澤卻一臉憤恨。52Please respect copyright.PENANAYaPxbCMTQ3
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該死的!汀才六歲而已,學校老師也太早教這種知識了吧?白澤不由得咬牙切齒,原設想還可以隱瞞個幾年再跟汀談這下慘了慘了……等等!他想到什麼好主意的擊掌,對了,雖然他家的女兒長相貌似那混帳,但個性上比較像他,也許可以唬弄過去!52Please respect copyright.PENANAytZcNYNJYV
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自以為想到好主意的某神獸得意地翹起尾巴晃啊晃得,殊不知那也等同暗示自己。52Please respect copyright.PENANADGYgMNoR3l
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從倉庫將缺少的藥品補入藥櫃中後,指派桃太郎去採摘最近結實纍纍的仙桃後,白澤腳一轉進入自己的房間,打算看看女兒作業寫的進度。52Please respect copyright.PENANA586jUoUUbR
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「汀,今天作業還好嗎?」他拉來一張椅子在正低頭寫作業的女兒附近坐下,白澤如此笑問。52Please respect copyright.PENANAaw6TIwZswj
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「嗯,爸爸,我跟你說,今天作業我在學校幾乎都要完成了!」52Please respect copyright.PENANA0eZfjcc4PU
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「哇,今天汀好厲害呢。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAUl0huy5Hay
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「爸爸」應是寫完了,她停下手裡的動作,一張小臉非常認真地望著白澤「我真的是送子鳥送來的嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANASiZVMnWycN
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「是啊。」白澤忍著笑,但面不改色地撒謊「小汀是送子鳥送給爸爸當女兒的。」52Please respect copyright.PENANArgDLI8M7OQ
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「可是,這樣不對啊?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAqVLQNTkzXO
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「嗯?有什麼問題嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAtYnzP4eq1p
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「我跟學校老師說我有兩個爸爸,沒有媽媽,老師有點驚訝,老師說我雖然有兩個爸爸,但應該還是有媽媽的,因為小孩子都是從媽媽的肚子裡出生的。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAtYZ9fLSJz8
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……到底是哪個白目老師讓這麼小的孩子去理解青春期的事情啊啊?!啊!肯定是那位!新來的搞不清楚狀況的那位男老師!白澤表面仍然維持著笑容,內心卻激烈翻湧各種報復手段。畢竟是遠從人類生存年代以前就活著神獸,見識仍較多,隨便就可以想起好幾個以不觸犯法律為前提的報復計畫。52Please respect copyright.PENANAsPFE6bJkT1
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「所以小汀才會問爸爸這件事情嗎?妳想見妳的媽媽?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAHEHHwJgz64
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「不是這樣的」她搖搖頭「汀只是想要有弟弟或妹妹。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAFDKIOODqIQ
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白澤楞了楞。52Please respect copyright.PENANAv1QzBxOSW3
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「咦?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAYiU8YfW4mP
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「因為啊,汀總覺得自己一個人很寂寞。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAo2U8OO6rfG
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『一個人好寂寞哪。』52Please respect copyright.PENANAzg3NJA5OEO
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遙遠的過去,曾經獨自說給自己聽的話如今再從自己孩子嘴裡說出,白澤一時莫名恍惚。52Please respect copyright.PENANA165tyvFHcn
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現在不比從前,當時他是獨自自生長,的確是一個人,可汀並非如此,至少在她的身邊有他跟鬼燈,還有桃太郎以及其他許多人。52Please respect copyright.PENANA9KjbVz004Y
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可為何這孩子卻和他說她一個人很寂寞。52Please respect copyright.PENANA6YdbOqUuGN
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「……為什麼呢?」白澤將汀悄悄抱到自己懷裡,非常非常溫柔的抱著,連他詢問的口吻也十分柔和。52Please respect copyright.PENANAPMBet2xg3c
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「白澤爸爸,汀的班上的有很多同學都是有弟弟妹妹啊。雖然汀知道汀現在其實是非常幸福的,有非常愛我的爸爸跟父親,甚至汀的同班同學也常說很羨慕汀,不會有人搶玩具、零食,可是汀還是很想要有弟弟或妹妹」她仰起小臉,眼神非常認真「因為,汀想要保護他們。」52Please respect copyright.PENANADt0VkddDKZ
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沒想過會聽到這句話,白澤感覺自己喉頭有些熱,沒注意到的汀繼續講著。52Please respect copyright.PENANAzjZIP4OJMz
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「就算跟我搶零食也沒關係,汀是姊姊,我們也可以一起吃,當然也可以一起玩,也許還會吵架,可是,能夠保護他們的,一定只有汀。」52Please respect copyright.PENANA4ubhcHqH0g
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「所以,爸爸,我真的是送子鳥送過來的嗎?我沒有媽媽嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANA0AkpzRpjKk
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「……嗯,小汀是送子鳥送來給爸爸當女兒的,但是」白澤忍住快要湧出的淚水,他呼吸了幾回舒緩情緒。52Please respect copyright.PENANAgAtKJ93NbH
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「但是?」在他懷裡的女兒仰頭問著。52Please respect copyright.PENANAV0nhJV0L9s
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「只要小汀做個很乖很乖的乖孩子,送子鳥就會把小汀的弟弟或妹妹再送過來喔。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAob80OTII5R
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「真的嘛!」52Please respect copyright.PENANAFPRMsEUxNg
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「真的。」他摸摸她的頭,又抱了抱她「所以,小汀要做個好孩子喔。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAsheDfaXzFR
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「嗯,汀會做乖孩子的!」52Please respect copyright.PENANASfWGH6pche
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「好!那麼來檢查妳的作業囉,等下要是得重寫可不能哭喔!」52Please respect copyright.PENANAV6iAaYacXt
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「汀不會哭!」52Please respect copyright.PENANAfd1qGnXScR
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一邊指導自己女兒將錯誤的地方改正,白澤一邊想著要怎麼讓汀有個弟弟或妹妹,領養嗎?還是……他尋思著,方法太多,他得好好想想。52Please respect copyright.PENANAxUTBBlKAeN
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或許是稍早女兒那一句問話對他衝擊太大,又或者是太沈迷於思考,平常會注意四周動靜的神獸今日並沒有注意到,在桃太郎出去摘仙桃不久之後,便有個人進入極樂滿月,而這人卻靜靜地在門外將房內一切盡聽入耳,然後又不著痕跡地離開了。52Please respect copyright.PENANAp0d8c1zasJ
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「咦,這不是鬼燈大人嗎?」摘了滿滿一籮筐仙桃的桃太郎遠遠就向從極樂滿月走出來的人揮手招呼,且三步併兩步地快跑到輔佐官面前「您今天不進去看看小汀嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANA6tfw9te79Q
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「忽然想起有急事,得先回去一趟。」52Please respect copyright.PENANA3uFETd59lv
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「原來如此,那不打擾了!您慢走!」52Please respect copyright.PENANAs7tbiQLusf
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「我明天會再過來的。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAXvFf7s6wUH
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「好!明白了!路上小心!」52Please respect copyright.PENANANMmivIOAAd
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目送對方離去後,他踏入極樂滿月的店門口。52Please respect copyright.PENANAsJnClKx7YA
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「桃太郎,剛剛有誰來過嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANA6hY6HIEULY
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「喔,鬼燈大人啊,你們沒遇到嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAveAdOWgCoo
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「奇怪,他有來?我怎麼會沒有感覺到?我還正想跟他商討一些事情,竟然就回去了……算了,那傢伙有交待什麼嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAz70UjcbNnP
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「有,鬼燈大人說明天會再來的。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAr95gATLha4
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「這樣嗎?好吧,明天再跟他討論好了。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAQDbsfJUR5M
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「白澤大人您要跟他討論什麼?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAamZPSMErDw
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「是關於小汀的事情。好了,別多問,我要去準備晚餐的材料。你東西收一收差不多就可以準備下班了。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAjdLslXZTxV
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「我知道了。」52Please respect copyright.PENANA0jGMLwa8KI
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結果隔天白澤還來不及跟鬼燈講上半句話,就被一把拽入了臥房,桃太郎假裝自己沒聽到老闆的求救聲,繼續心無旁鶩的將客人加訂的數量一一包裝好,比起以前狼牙棒揮過來爆頭,現在的鬼燈大人簡直是溫柔的不可思議了啊,桃太郎內心一片平和的懶洋洋,此時的他還不曉得當年震驚天國與地獄的最大的八卦即將在他身邊重演,而他將是唯一證人與聽眾。52Please respect copyright.PENANAuG7qQ9HSda
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「你做什!嗚!嗚嗚!咕嘟!嗚!」慘遭強行拖入房內的白澤火大,張口要大罵,嘴巴卻被鬼燈灌入某種液體,反胃想嘔出時白澤又被鬼燈摀住嘴強迫嚥下那液體,直到確認他真的喝下之後,鬼燈才放開手。52Please respect copyright.PENANAzensWbF0Ij
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由於被強行灌入,使得白澤忍不住咳了好幾聲,而後猛然驚覺口裡味道似乎嚐過,這種苦味以及酸度,怎麼可能?但的確他後來就找不到那張紙了……他驀地轉向一旁悠悠坐著的人,沙啞地怒吼。52Please respect copyright.PENANAFvu8BI04hu
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「鬼燈!你給我喝了什麼!?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAktX4QMc3Da
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不會是錯覺,白澤親眼見到鬼燈聞言笑了,那像是計謀得逞的笑顏,卻又是很溫和又夾藏著包容的笑容,和平日塑造的抖S、不苟言笑、一板一眼的嚴苛輔佐官形象兩極,若是鬼卒見到會以為是天將亡也的躲在角落抖瑟吧……當然他此刻也覺得天將亡他!52Please respect copyright.PENANAvkBYB4yzr0
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但見鬼燈不急不徐地道。52Please respect copyright.PENANAwH6bU1LqDr
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「喔,是你當年做的那帖藥。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAcx58eMeuuf
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「難怪我到處找都找不到藥單!原來在你這傢伙那裡!嗚……!」52Please respect copyright.PENANAHWzpCknXUj
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本想繼續破口大罵,然而熟悉的頭熱目眩又來了,使得白澤登時有些適應不良的腿軟,還是倚靠牆壁才勉強撐住身子。52Please respect copyright.PENANA4a3G1VtrS8
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可惡!可惡!渾身都在發熱,耳鳴也益發嚴重,四肢百骸都在融化似的疼痛,胃很不舒服,好想吐,好想吐!52Please respect copyright.PENANAyTsqpnYauY
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他大口大口呼吸,他曉得這種模式,要不是當年自己試藥失敗意外變成那樣子,加上自己條件反射的關係,不然他那可能被這鬼抓到啊啊啊!簡直他是身為神獸的黑歷史,可以的話他真想一筆抹消!52Please respect copyright.PENANAMjjDD3MQkj
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「你……這……天殺的……惡鬼……」實在疼到痙攣,白澤整個人蜷縮在地上動彈不得,因為僅僅是一動就會帶來更大的痛苦,他只能等這種轉變結束,除此之外別無他法。52Please respect copyright.PENANARZnp3jPzq3
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相對而言,這時也是他最任人宰割的時候,當時候因為桃太郎返鄉去探親所以無所謂,他能夠靜靜等待藥效結束,可現在這裡有惡鬼存在啊!52Please respect copyright.PENANACVP4GOskEY
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「謝謝您的稱讚,我本來就是鬼」估算著藥效也差不多了的鬼燈起身往白澤走去,他以單腳跪姿將逐漸顯露出女性特徵並各種方面皆縮小許多的白澤打橫抱了起來「雖然是鬼火與人類魂魄的混合體,但基本上就是鬼。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAT3gEBurYKu
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被鬼燈這樣一抱的白澤瞬間張開毛孔,宛如驚弓之鳥。52Please respect copyright.PENANAdQzO7fpgRv
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「你這是做什麼!?」要是被鳳凰他們看到肯定會被嘲笑的!堂堂的妖怪之首竟然被區區一個鬼以公主抱之姿給抱起,他簡直羞愧的不想見人!52Please respect copyright.PENANAaH8lQkIonf
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「我想,是時候該讓汀有個弟弟或妹妹了。」滿意地見著懷裡的人停止動靜,那一雙漂亮地眼瞳眨也不眨的盯著他,一臉你在說笑嗎這太難笑了的不可置信。52Please respect copyright.PENANA5Wi7FljTya
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驀然之間,鬼燈想起那一年半強制白澤和他在地獄一起生活的日子,那些如夢般的日子曾是他在成為鬼、成為祭品之前的孤兒時代描繪過的甘美。52Please respect copyright.PENANA3UqQiUlaT3
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對於家的溫暖,假如說他不羨慕不渴求的話,是虛偽的謊言,然而生為人類時候他卻無法奢求,成為鬼之後儘管生活上有人照料,然而他曉得這終究不是長久之計,他內心深處仍然渴望有一個屬於自己家,只是他真正傾慕的人並無法完成他所願。52Please respect copyright.PENANAgGokBCuaiZ
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好一陣子他幾乎不想這事,卻在快要死心的時候發現傾慕的人因藥物失敗而變成女性,他見機不可失,二話不說立馬就將人拐走,做盡一切可能的事情,而的確,他切實將這偶然而過的機運抓住了。52Please respect copyright.PENANA6qGKp1ArhN
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他看向白澤,似笑非笑地道:52Please respect copyright.PENANAWFsXA7r50h
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「既然如此,乾脆你這次就生個龍鳳胎吧。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAycN9M5Tk1r
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「靠!這種事情是你可以決定嗎?!」白澤忍不住罵過去,他有些想笑,也有想哭,他明白自己非常心軟,然而他的心軟向來只針對鬼燈,並且無上限。52Please respect copyright.PENANA8jKSucBQBn
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即使高尚如神,對於各種事情都還是存有底限,否則若是一直去接收各種超過自身的願望,會將因果法則破壞殆盡,世間的輪迴就會產生混亂,最終造成崩潰。52Please respect copyright.PENANAAAhn6AFFFT
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可偶爾,他也會想起那時候在地獄生活的時光。52Please respect copyright.PENANAa2t1fJ7f8n
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他很久以前就從閻羅王那裡聽說過鬼燈還是人類時候的故事。52Please respect copyright.PENANAL5imD2oli6
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他曉得他是孤兒,也曉得他是被迷信的村民當作祈雨祭品而死的,更曉得那些將他賜死的村民至今仍然被綁在柱子上受罰。52Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1a1S5BW1y
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那時候他聽了沒有任何感觸,這類的故事他聽的太多,早就麻木了,最多就是覺得這孩子年紀輕就經歷太多與年齡不相稱的情感,有些可憐罷了。52Please respect copyright.PENANADpbO1Fam8a
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然而和鬼燈在地獄相處的那段日子,他才覺得這個在他眼底算孩子的惡鬼只是想要有屬於家的溫暖,也才明白自己對這個喜歡找他碴的心軟容忍無上限……當然也有受不了的時候,是故才會選在終於解除女性姿態的那一天趁鬼燈去上班時帶著自己孩子回到自己的地盤。52Please respect copyright.PENANAxjqFefNwEV
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儘管過沒幾天某人就尾隨而至,還一副凶神惡煞的模樣,嚇的他那天本能先護住孩子(獸類的反射動作),想幹架他絕對奉陪到底。52Please respect copyright.PENANA50zosjYcve
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結果對方只是來跟他一起睡覺……女性時候他能理解,但已經變回男性身軀的他就不能理解了,到底兩位男性並躺能幹麻啊?遑論中間還挾著個孩子?那時他並沒有多想(過陣子他就慢慢懂了,當然也是某天事後),況且對他也不造成妨礙,就這樣一塊睡了一陣子。52Please respect copyright.PENANAHn7ubPsIh6
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期間小汀也忘了他女體化時的事,只曉得她有兩個爸爸,其中一個是她真正的爸爸,一個是照顧她的爸爸,但為了區分這兩個稱呼,免得小汀叫的時候同時有兩人回頭那就尷尬了。52Please respect copyright.PENANA6gisz7m5Bf
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本想讓小汀稱呼他為父親,畢竟年齡上而言,他算是可以作為父親的角色,不知為何,她卻是用「父親」來稱呼鬼燈,對他反而比較親暱的使用「爸爸」,有時還會連著名字一塊叫他。對此他思考了一陣,而後得出也許是鬼燈的威嚴比他強,小汀自然而然比較親近他,才用爸爸來稱呼他吧?52Please respect copyright.PENANAC3PoICsUVB
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鬼燈見白澤神情有些恍惚,知他內心有些動搖,便俯身在白澤耳邊低喃了一句。52Please respect copyright.PENANA0h1mgy0GxZ
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「好嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANA4K8OrINvqb
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那幾乎是他聽過最令人醉心的口吻了,白澤臉紅發燙地摀住耳朵,他幾乎不敢看向上方的鬼燈,眼神往四周飄去,可惡,這傢伙完全摸熟了他脾性。52Please respect copyright.PENANANjuUhOvbsS
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是的,萬妖之首的神獸白澤敵不過溫柔攻勢。52Please respect copyright.PENANAPSqXlWkZzW
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他向來吃軟不吃硬,因此跟他來硬絕對行不通,比硬他會更硬,他一定百倍奉還,絕對唱反調,甚至是死也要拖著一起去的,然而一旦換成軟性他就無法發狠,反而會心軟無比的就點頭答應了。52Please respect copyright.PENANAWMKtkGxe6C
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白澤本還想乾脆閉口不言算了,以靜制動雖是上策,但這傢伙耐心比他強,口舌也比他擅長拐彎,那次明明什麼都不想說不想答應結果被這傢伙說著說著就那樣著魔般點了個頭應聲好,好,就讓你負責。52Please respect copyright.PENANA4AHBXTDn3U
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一失言成千古恨,這道理他徹底懂了。這回,他得琢磨好對策!52Please respect copyright.PENANAh9gwMc8UIa
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正思考著,或許是要來房間找東西吧,他們的女兒敲了門並推門進入。52Please respect copyright.PENANAEQI8CeaMGs
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她見眼前的景象,困惑地問道:52Please respect copyright.PENANAzcczUaX3wz
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「白澤爸爸是媽媽?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAjcczXa0q8P
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汀望著被父親雙臂抱住的人有些迷惑,那應該是她的白澤爸爸,無論是長相、衣服或者那一頭秀麗如墨的長髮,都是她印象裡爸爸的形象,加上她記得父親說過不喜歡碰觸除了他們之外的人,而她現在沒有被父親抱著,所以那個被抱著的人肯定是白澤爸爸。52Please respect copyright.PENANAedHwdR8gtw
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可是為什麼在父親懷裡的爸爸身高看起來比她印象中瘦小不少?而且為什麼白澤爸爸還有老師上課教過的,當女生在發育時會出現並隆起的胸部呢?52Please respect copyright.PENANAjJ4SyXBwOr
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她記得白澤爸爸是男生啊?雖然曾經跟爸爸一起上街去採買的時候被誤認成女生被很多人問話,白澤爸爸還非常火大的懲罰了他們。後來父親問她那些人長相時她都能夠很清晰的描述呢,父親還稱讚她記憶力很好地摸了她頭,讓她十分開心。52Please respect copyright.PENANACC6QyVBHCD
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所以她有些不太明白為什麼現在所看到的白澤爸爸竟然就像個女生一樣?而且這個是女生的白澤爸爸(唔?還是白澤媽媽?)她有些模糊印象,好像很久很久以前就看過似的。52Please respect copyright.PENANAIYOd8CJMTc
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「嗯,汀,現在白澤是媽媽。」52Please respect copyright.PENANA7gGFo3D6Rv
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話落,鬼燈敏捷閃過懷裡變得十分虛弱的人怒目而視揍過來的拳頭,只是那一拳要真砸上他也不疼的,頂多就是搔癢的程度,況且白澤才剛轉換不久,體力早已耗盡,此刻完全是虛張聲勢(就他觀察而言,那是掩飾害羞),果然揍沒幾下就累了倦了,他昏昏沉沉地讓頭往鬼燈懷裡靠,沒幾秒便安靜地睡沉了。52Please respect copyright.PENANAFx5yWpXjeZ
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他低頭向與白澤性情如出一轍非常溫馴的女孩道:52Please respect copyright.PENANAIJpSCrKoqN
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「汀不是說過想要弟弟或妹妹嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAuGszeo5hAj
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她有跟父親說過這件事情嗎?但她還是先回答了父親的提問。52Please respect copyright.PENANAFinPlQdXoo
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「嗯!但是之前白澤爸爸說?還是媽媽說?」被弄的混淆,汀有些不確定:「送子鳥會把我的弟弟或妹妹送過來,可是……嗯,對,白澤爸爸說我要當個很乖很乖的乖孩子才行。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAI9OTNMGZmX
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「汀很乖。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAlXpqHLetEH
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「所以送子鳥會送給我弟弟或妹妹嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAWIEdJYVdah
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鬼燈看看手裡抱著的人,然後想了一下。52Please respect copyright.PENANAkkMdUVdEHW
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「十個月後就會送來了。」他說。52Please respect copyright.PENANAO36zYhXX3h
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「真的嘛!」52Please respect copyright.PENANAifZNKPhN1f
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「我不騙人的,若是欺騙的話可是要吞一千根針。」52Please respect copyright.PENANA7R3AMEszzR
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「一千根針?」52Please respect copyright.PENANA11WnFVxxbG
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「說謊者的處罰。」52Please respect copyright.PENANA5xeCAhAwqV
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汀似懂非懂的點點頭,雖然不明白那一千根針是指什麼,可是父親既然說了會有就一定會有的!於是,她開心地笑出來。52Please respect copyright.PENANAUd9BXlcZbj
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「父親,白澤媽媽怎麼了嘛?」由於看起來是女性,她便自動改口。汀在鬼燈附近繞轉「她身體不舒服嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANATIbpCpvbYU
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「剛剛累壞了,正在睡覺,汀安靜些。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAPJxHVyidto
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「我會安靜的」小女孩做出噓的手勢「汀是乖孩子。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAvArrX0oEAr
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「乖孩子」鬼燈見狀臉上泛出些微笑意「汀先跟我回地獄,我們暫時要在那裡住。」52Please respect copyright.PENANA8uv1ozmUe6
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「嗯!」52Please respect copyright.PENANAUEAEtb2VXz
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從頭到尾都在場聽完並目送那一家三口離去的桃太郎忍不住心想,這回他會被派去地獄哪裡見習?52Please respect copyright.PENANA3tTHjK2i7u
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哪裡都可以,只有八寒地獄他敬謝不敏!那裡太冷了!希望鬼燈大人可以看在他是員工份上放他一馬……52Please respect copyright.PENANAVs4MrKQ9xa
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還有極樂滿月又會歇業幾年?一年半?兩年?欸不對,這一想還有訂單還沒完成啊,要是這麼無預警的歇業會造成信譽受損啊!但眼下他實在不敢去詢問白澤大人……或者說,鬼燈太太?52Please respect copyright.PENANAU8oYszBVQK
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要不是親耳聽到跟親眼見到,他真的萬萬想不到那一次極樂滿月歇業一年半跟輔佐官娶妻的八卦竟然是有因果關係的!52Please respect copyright.PENANAGrn5PembqE
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難怪,他就一直覺得小汀簡直就是兩人優點綜合的良好出品,問白澤大人小汀的母親是誰卻不肯透露,問鬼燈大人也只得到罕見的微笑回應,到最後他只有猜測小汀可能是白澤哪個遠親姪女跟鬼燈的孩子,畢竟撇除那肖似輔佐官的臉孔,其氣質、性格全然就是仿製白澤大人,因此說毫無干係那簡直是此地無銀三百兩。52Please respect copyright.PENANAzKOgQoPalB
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結果答案揭曉之後,孩子的母親竟會是白澤大人……更正,是女性的白澤大人。52Please respect copyright.PENANARPLJMZlxgW
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到這會,即使已經見慣各種場面(自從來了極樂滿月之後他之前那渣一樣的人生經歷瞬間上升了好幾個檔次),桃太郎不得不坦言他曉得當下仍然滿身冷汗不已以及感嘆漢藥果然變幻莫測,連變成女性的藥物都能做出來。52Please respect copyright.PENANAzqo8qMAxwb
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以後自己應該也能和白澤大人一樣厲害吧?有為的好青年如此自我期許著。52Please respect copyright.PENANAsO9Zw9Eypo
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只是,曾經的打鬼英雄千想萬想沒有想到的是,他在極樂滿月第二次歇業的這段日子並非是去了地獄哪裡見習,而是成為了鬼燈家專用的……保母(兼雜工)。52Please respect copyright.PENANAwbb3T8hK6b
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