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微妙。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAkt4bMuQlkg
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不時以彆扭微慍的視線瞪視身旁的友人,黑髮少年侷促地抿起唇,以往意氣風發的高調姿態已經被惱人的不甘與屈辱給消磨殆盡,幾近全軍覆沒。 47Please respect copyright.PENANALz5ZxeH7dI
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……目前可以儘早脫離這種窘況的話題有三百六十四個。既然對象是四肢發達的體力派樞木朱雀,那麼只要採用第一百九十八號方案就綽綽有餘……不,不行。縱使是體力派如此草率地應付了事再怎麼說未免也太欠缺細部考量,嗯駁回確認。……這樣的話,那就改用第二百二十號吧!如果沒有達到我預期的理想效果,我手中還有說法算稱得上嚴謹的第九十八號以及第一百零三號方案可以稍作補強──哼,沒想到竟意外的棘手啊樞木朱雀這個人── 47Please respect copyright.PENANAk0hVA6eCpi
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「魯路修,」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcMG2uuLrYO
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「嗯?什麼事?朱雀。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAst1T5vqk8d
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回首,漾開一抹弧度適宜的優雅微笑,一切的動作反應都是這麼的自然而然──根本只能用完美無缺才足以形容啊哇哈哈。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAIGBTmztxiQ
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「呃、魯路修你原來很喜歡嗎,『那個』。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAkaIu1o7o4v
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「你是指什──唔哇!」順著朱雀莫名詭異的視線望去,魯路修忍不住發出一聲引人注目的怪叫。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAIbtJkoiETC
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嘁……這東西到底是什麼時候跑到我手裡的!「忘記剛剛的畫面,現在馬上。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANADLYEZ3StOu
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「就算你這麼說我也……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANARZvdYPHUFj
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對於魯路修當面下達的「命令」不置可否,朱雀旋即抽走魯路修手中的黑色貓耳朵,隨後若無其事地往頭上戴。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAiZfTQ6uY8U
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「喂,不要給我自說自話的把它戴在頭上。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAuV6LGgOQ7n
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「吶、很可愛吧?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAKri7C3uQXN
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「可愛個頭,你這不知羞恥的傢伙!」非要論可愛的話你也遠遠不及娜娜莉的十萬分之一。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcuipKggqEe
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「亞瑟的、我的歡迎會、學園祭,還有今天的約會也是……我真的感到非常開心,謝謝。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAzXog4tnebt
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難得捨棄一貫的伶牙俐齒沒有加以反駁什麼,魯路修目光筆直地望進那潭湖水綠底層的真摯,微微蹙眉。 47Please respect copyright.PENANABBJwuV1Vkm
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瞬時沉默環伺。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAM8CS8TU6yS
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「我說朱雀,你打算再繼續這樣下去嗎?」神情肅穆,魯路修不知道為什麼壓低了音量。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnofkGVo3Ks
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──窒息的緘默驟然粉碎。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvPGEIm3Dhj
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「誒?」頓感困惑。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAytqHcBrC4r
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果然是笨蛋!「你難道不會覺得困擾嗎?跟打扮成這副樣子的我一起逛街購物什麼的。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANApLcMjZYzjf
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直率地眨了眨眼,朱雀一副把意外接住的球隨手扔回去一般無所謂地答道:「不會啊?上次在轉換祭的時候我不是說過了嗎,魯路修本來就是個大美人所以不用擔心被別人識破啦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAn5n50bo561
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「即使被你這麼說我也不會覺得高興。」輕哼,完全不屑領情的魯路修略微側首,貌似十分傷腦筋地摁壓著太陽穴。「再說,為什麼你這個人總能毫不害臊的說出一些怪裡怪氣的話啊。」況且居然還若無其事地做出那種羞恥的事情! 47Please respect copyright.PENANAhPYh1vre19
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「嗯?大概是我比較粗線條吧。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAiF1jnkBYb9
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「你啊……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAOkVEkGAmPf
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「不過……魯路修你的臉很紅哦?啊!難道你在害羞嗎?唔,我以為魯路修不是第一次了所以應該不會覺得太驚訝──」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqFMmV1Pooq
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「囉嗦!閉嘴你這個變態!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfLt6Fls3mB
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樞木朱雀在久違的溫暖陽光中悠悠醒轉,神智前所未有的清晰抖擻,彷彿用盡全力與人角逐一次全權只管享受衝刺快感的百米賽跑。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAV2jummtNGt
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……怎麼回事? 47Please respect copyright.PENANApnMMa5A3Hj
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費了好半晌的時間使瞳孔及早適應刺目的光線,他有點遲疑地坐起身子,舉目四望下,才赫然發現他正身處於一個極其陌生的乾淨房間。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA2FDBkdQelH
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看房間的格局與擺設,應該不是學校的學生宿舍。 47Please respect copyright.PENANABvcEsqzMGV
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唰── 47Please respect copyright.PENANAg6jzeGGRGc
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房間的門唐突地滑開,未見完整的人影,他便暗忖不妙,果斷並且輕巧地掀開被子翻身至床的另一邊藏匿住己身,避免來者猝不及防地對自己做出襲擊的萬一,他如此出類拔萃的表現名副其實果真不愧是體力非比尋常再加上訓練有素的皇帝直屬第七圓桌騎士。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA8n2gkh1ejq
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「原來是你啊,羅洛。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAQa6FgtvMWv
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待看清來人算是熟悉的面貌,他卸下警戒,挺直腰桿,表情卻平添了幾分帶有刻意擺高姿態的肅穆。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA8cFGAWrmIj
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羅洛‧蘭佩洛基收起短暫的訝異,以異常低沉的聲音平板地向他轉述:「米蕾會長有事找你,請跟我到學生會室。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAf0auLFKUHD
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稍微頷首,朱雀頓感疑惑,但依舊舉步欲前往學生會室。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtYe2L5BZy3
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「樞木卿,那個……恕我失禮。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA6mvmpC7pvZ
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停下腳步,望向表情五味雜陳、欲語還休的羅洛。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqVh3vuxTQ3
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「什麼事。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAB66B74jKEe
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「能否請你敘述一下昨晚的情況到底是怎麼回事呢?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAf9q7jZXwe9
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「昨晚?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANApoUEgVyWRO
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「為什麼哥哥──魯路修‧蘭佩洛基昨天晚上會揹著你回來?」不知何故,少年嘴裡擠出的字句似乎隱藏了另一道意味鮮明的弦外之音。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAhnI4nydzrr
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沉默糊里糊塗地降臨了,他們兩人接著不約而同地沒入一汪尷尬又滑稽的滔滔奔流卻不自知。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAmYuKZypTLi
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一整個莫名其妙。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAUXWozP7B2p
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…… 47Please respect copyright.PENANAi3zLrFt76y
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「哈?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAlGQWYgmD9h
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身為上位者的自知砰然瓦解,朱雀不由得展露出他昔日單純的一面。 47Please respect copyright.PENANArvJXJPYfRl
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昨天的畫面一幕幕無預警襲上腦門,瞬間明瞭一切的他內心難以言喻的羞赧浪潮以所向披靡之姿大獲全勝。我、我居然對魯路修作出這種事!──隻手掩住注滿濃濃懊悔的翠綠,他的難堪自然不言而喻。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAm4D8HeUUO0
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換言之,我在魯路修他家莽莽撞撞度過了一夜……是嗎。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA73tR0wrdJL
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以正常十八歲男性來說身材稍嫌羸弱的黑髮少年一邊吃力扛著已經睡死的自己、一邊滿口抱怨的辛苦模樣忽然撞進腦海,差點忍俊不禁的他索性趕緊以佯裝咳嗽抑止來去匆匆的一時笑意。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAPpAgvK2HII
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「……因為我的失態造成諸多不便,我很抱歉。」除此之外,無話可說。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAOk5bLMABQe
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「這句話您還是留著對本人說吧。」冷聲應答道,羅洛不卑不亢的態度壓根就是一場變相的挑釁。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAjhZRlBrbKC
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無暇顧及羅洛的話中帶刺,朱雀連忙快步飛奔至學生會室,並自知理虧地懷抱著忐忑準備虛心接受那個人碎碎念一般的責罵。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAwulCzOoX5e
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該怎麼形容才好呢,這種近乎期待的心情。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA47yJuQpj7o
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好想死。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA4TlOThjvqL
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忿忿地蹂躪著(以不破壞布料結構為前提)身上對他來說簡直羞恥至極的衣服,魯路修眉心緊蹙,煩躁得連隨便拿一支筆也有相當把握可以折斷。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAMCYPjMMHzm
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那些擅作主張的混帳……! 47Please respect copyright.PENANAwZHs6DdvaB
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隨便把人當作獎賞就算了,居然也沒有事先向我報備──就算是惡趣味總該有個限度才合乎情理吧! 47Please respect copyright.PENANAlC8QTaFYmN
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──時間倒轉到二十分鐘以前的阿什弗德學園學生會室。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAHapA1PXdFF
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「我拒絕。」斬釘截鐵,魯路修‧蘭佩洛基響鏗鏗地敲出音節。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAus3i3aSXTd
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學生會成員一干人等則被毫不留情地殺個片甲不留,全軍覆沒……會這樣才有鬼。對於魯路修的反抗置若罔聞,他們一步步挨近他,臉上掛著肯定不懷好意的微笑,特別是那個滿肚子黑水的大叔會長。 47Please respect copyright.PENANABbJgvh36Hf
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「我、我不會輕易妥協的,就算你們打算把我綁起來也一樣。好歹我可是個擁有自主權的普通學生。」快速在腦內模擬逃跑的路線以及設想遭受阻撓之後的千百條對策,魯路修順著他們的意緩緩後退。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAB9CKbRbrb6
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視線故作不經意地瞟向出口,努力把持住自己的立場,他再次開口:「上次的男女對調祭已經是我的底線了。再者,三番兩次的要一個身心健全的正常男性穿女裝成何體統!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAyLZiOjv0Cl
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趁現在!說罷,時機計算得恰恰好的魯路修以勉強及格的動作逃離百密一疏的人牆包圍。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAeLwYwXXkBC
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「利瓦爾、夏麗!」從容不迫地下達指揮,米蕾‧阿什弗德宛如勝券在握似的雙臂抱胸。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvpRHPbm4e3
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「是,會長!」收到指令的兩人頗有默契的兵分兩路左右夾擊即將成為甕中之鱉的魯路修。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA5eyehMM5DB
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遊刃有餘地轉過身子,他毅然決然地正面迎擊對手,像是要開始變戲法的魔術師為了引起觀眾的注意而擊掌兩次。「謎題時間──!」他說,聲音明顯呈現出與此刻格格不入的明朗高亢。 47Please respect copyright.PENANARhbu7ltyYL
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趁他們三人還未反應過來的空檔,他緊接著出題:「呃……我記得這個問題是這樣的:『在海底遺跡旁的魚兒王國,前任國王因為作了壞事被發現,因此由鯛魚繼任國王。請問前任國王是下列哪種魚?一、烏賊;二、章魚;三、螃蟹』(註一)。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAYEjOfSUMAc
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「我想答案應該是……」尾音未落,不同於不自覺認真思索謎題正確解答的夏麗,利瓦爾沒三兩下便抓住魯路修,將他的手反剪在背後。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfnaeKN4ySz
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「利瓦爾、你……」這傢伙從什麼時候開始腦袋變得這麼靈光? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAWbApE19ZZc
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「非常可惜!我可不能違抗會長的命令啊。」啊啊,原來如此原來如此。利瓦爾‧卡德蒙德果然不出所料是愛情力量大的最佳模範寫照。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAeolhoAte3S
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「做得很──好。利瓦爾。」朝利瓦爾讚許地眨眼,米蕾會長不忘提醒夏麗是時候回神了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANARLlH9KeI3u
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嘿嘿一笑,利瓦爾也相互呼應比出勝利的手勢。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAg4fqZCEdxS
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「好了。」攫住魯路修的下顎,米蕾危險地瞇起眼睛。「那麼,接下來我們趕快進入正題吧──」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqM0kc292i4
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「不、不要!住手啊──!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA7DAvUScs1j
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回憶結束。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnRVrit6Tjt
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魯路修拄著額頭,有些惱怒地嘆了一口長氣。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnUyrsbIdch
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但是除了生氣他又能怎麼樣呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANA7LraiOHSZ1
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──真拿他們沒辦法。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAEehUfdKjkW
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也罷,他們還能保持笑容的惡作劇,至少是一件值得令人額手稱慶的事,他何嘗不時時刻刻這麼希望呢。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAeQTqaYZJlr
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拽起嘴角,柔情似水的笑顏依舊少不了那股莫可奈何的味道。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA82rrUbEjri
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「什麼!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAsSl9zCYb2A
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「重來重來,談吐要記得輕聲細語哦。魯、魯、子。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA6aPp6QsZ6U
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「呃!……唔嗯,是的。不過,唯獨這個請原諒我不能答應。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANACXh81Smdzt
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「好嘛,魯魯。最近你和朱雀君兩個人感覺很生疏呢。趁這次機會重新培養起感情不是也很好嗎?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAxgjAuRQLpV
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「這根本是兩回事!況且對朋友做出那樣的事情從哪一方面想都太奇怪了!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAE0KYFGktxd
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「唉呀,魯路修對於情感方面的問題向來比較遲鈍,當然這點也是他唯一會讓人覺得可愛的地方啦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA2gxJoufn2j
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「你太失禮了利瓦爾!誰、誰說我缺乏情感上的自覺?」只不過不太拿手罷了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAaI6leOSjVj
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「喂喂,還是趁早放棄逞強吧。這樣往後會比較好找臺階下哦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAkxLMURMmCm
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學生會室裡熟絡歡愉的交談聲此起彼落,隔著門,朱雀的心底不禁湧現猶豫。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvJpcHPHCli
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只要我一介入,這份難能可貴的平凡便會被厚臉皮的我親手碾碎。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAQEQbBsnxDo
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最終,他仍然是個多餘的局外者。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAy34cxsXlzO
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太狡猾了。明明魯路修才真正是那個無權擁有這一切的礙事者,縱然虛假,亦然。 47Please respect copyright.PENANArlkglPYU90
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好不甘心── 47Please respect copyright.PENANA3J5SaUYOtQ
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「有什麼問題嗎?樞木卿。」羅洛一張稚氣未脫的柔軟臉蛋略微泛起紅潮、胸膛起伏,與對方怪物級體力的懸殊落差由此可見。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAIuG5nuDxuy
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「不……沒有。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA6vzJWpY7pC
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語畢,前進,等待著門另一端歡快的氣氛戛然而止。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAC6D3hMtFnl
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等待宣告未果。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAybuPfzhQ0b
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朱雀唐突地撞上一雙自己分外熟悉的異色眼眸。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcCA1hzYJMR
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來不及掩飾住眼底讚賞一般的驚豔,他呆若木雞地望著眼前意外諧調的微妙場面,說:「魯、魯路修?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANATwr9KwkAYg
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「答對了!」米蕾順勢彈了一次響指,聲音恰巧蓋掉當事人魯路修的一句貧嘴「什麼愚蠢表情」。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAZTSaclxCyO
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「朱雀,今天一天請你擔任魯路修的騎士,負責保護好他就是你今日的任務。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAatrbKZn4cH
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這是上次你任務完成的特別獎勵哦,看來米蕾似乎樂此不疲。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAsAznCnGAB4
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「是!──呃?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcZEfIvildG
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「嗯嗯,很好。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAc4ng0nVuX9
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「等、等一下,米蕾會長。哥哥他看起來並沒有很情願的樣子,而且居然還把哥哥打扮成這副模樣,妳這樣強人所難的任性作為我認為實在不妥……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAt5gSeSxLjf
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「好好好,我們走吧!羅洛。再不趕快回教室的話會遲到哦──」冒失地截斷羅洛的滿腹擔憂,夏麗拉起他的手,略施強硬地把不斷嚷著「可是」、「等等」的他順利帶離學生會室。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfMGSylcOij
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「時間也差不多到了呢。剩下的就全權交給朱雀你囉。學校的事情你們不用擔心,我會幫你們請假的。」朝利瓦爾使了個眼色,他們接著相繼離開。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA0vwFTwk03h
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好奇怪哪──學生會室竟於倏忽之間變得比平常寬敞了三倍左右,格局、擺設、燈光……在在無一不令魯路修感到如坐針氈,而雙方各保持緘口不語的沉寂氣氛更是尤顯煎熬。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAxCXZhFxjrH
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「那個……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA5m9KlCsUXz
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「那個──」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtTk1TwzRet
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兩道特色各異的聲線互相疊合,不可否認他們仍舊擁有共同的默契。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvOKDuFqWNW
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「咳嗯,」拉開魯路修對面的椅子,坐下。「昨天的事給你造成麻煩,對不起。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAMx0KeX31Wh
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「啊……那沒什麼。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANATFUkQzrrbS
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還是不行嗎?回到從前──不對!我在想什麼?他的罪惡,我比誰都更不可以拋諸腦後……「魯路修不喜歡現在這個樣子對吧?你可以把衣服換回來沒關係哦,我不會告訴會長的。」淺淺地展露笑容,朱雀指向魯路修身上的衣物,虛假偽善的面具究竟從何時起已經和自己真實的面目形影不離了呢?簡直醜陋至極──但,又會有誰真正意識到呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAjCd9zQmQZv
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睨視著他曾幾何時不再熠熠閃爍的綠瞳,魯路修時隔良久才終於啟口: 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqJ9oAYA1v7
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「我說朱雀,」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAOXfTrUbS3h
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「是?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAyB1JljPaNS
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「快點給我哭。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtYRCay8Cmh
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……什麼啊,這種沒頭沒腦的奇怪要求。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAGc9I2sITpZ
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「怎麼。哭不出來?正好,那走吧。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAntgPvZBUJZ
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片面的強制拎起朱雀的後領邊說,魯路修揚起既輕盈而慎重的步伐,彷彿在述說著:振作一點,不要放棄,幸福的彼方再差一步就觸手可及。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAGjK4Fixinn
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我想,救贖我們兩個人。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAyPj80hZj0i
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哭簌哭簌。哭簌哭簌。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAWYfxGSLDA8
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朱雀偷覷鄰座的友人,內心僵化的那一隅不由自主地漸趨柔軟。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAdVuB1VjT4E
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眉頭深鎖,魯路修專注地盯著前方的大銀幕,嘴巴抿成一條直線。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAp2nvb4Nz39
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雖然端正的五官並無洩漏出一丁點蛛絲馬跡,不過朱雀卻依稀能捕捉到一種「他在忍耐著什麼」的感覺。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqcs72BTfrh
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忍哭。他正在忍住不讓眼淚奪眶而出。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA46F4DZ4Jd1
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為什麼呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAUmmbKtAsgu
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因為不允許自己的失態。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAPjRfgUkhOJ
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因為該哭的人並非自己。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAaxytGHYm25
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擁有一顆堅強包容著溫柔的心的魯路修。最接近本質的魯路修。 47Please respect copyright.PENANABBkqxDJas7
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我泯滅了魯路修的惡──ZERO,照理說本來應為此沾沾自喜,到底是哪個環節出現了問題而把自己搞得裡外不是人呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAefNWjH7cKP
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「……朱雀。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAuWoeUvp3HE
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「嗯?什麼?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAZZRCCuPSLG
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「你的眼睛應該盯著銀幕而不是我。在想什麼?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAgSceeuEEi3
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「你真的想知道嗎?」反詰,他的嘴角倏地勾勒出一道別有用心的戲謔。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAlQUuFok74a
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「……」即便燈光昏暗,但光聽聲音也知道催淚電影這項策略顯然效果不彰。摸不清對方意圖的魯路修乾脆坦誠地斂下眼,說:「你不想提也罷。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAHmWzEEyeVv
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摻雜惡意的濃墨放肆地玷汙那雙曾經璀璨過的綠,他亟欲做些什麼來遷怒於魯路修的念頭亦益發強烈。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2d53u5siT
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──想要知道。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA8xzya3pYf7
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「……很漂亮。」仿若夢中囈語,他傾身挨近,近乎不動聲色地。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfKg1g2FtvD
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回首,魯路修疑惑地望向聲音來源。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAJRFXmfF9e1
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──然後著手。 47Please respect copyright.PENANADn9G3r0Qyr
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「對不起。」無端道歉,他彎起眼睛,將殘存笑意的唇覆上。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfHGfyU4ppF
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破壞它。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnGPlk4xmgo
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他後悔了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANADUVyZk4uJM
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事實證明:樞木朱雀這個靠出賣友情換取地位、節操全無的世紀大混球從最初就不值得他低聲下氣的好心對待。什麼「彼方的幸福」、「我想救贖你」諸如此類令人不齒又噁心的可怕想法通通給我見鬼去吧──魯路修如是心忖。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAdIJN8opiUq
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電影播畢,溫柔祥和的曲調隨後響起,悲傷渲染,因此再次回味片段種種的部分觀眾到現在仍不乏意猶未盡的嗚咽。然而,反視淡漠鎮定的兩人,在一片悲愴動容的氛圍顯得格外突兀。他們未發一語地起身離開座席,所經之處,氣溫便瞬間降到冰點。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA4WM3N2pDBV
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不甚喜悅地耷拉嘴角,擺出一張臭氣熏天的臉的魯路修雙臂交叉抱胸,刻意和朱雀保持堅持三公尺以上的安全距離,明顯已經將他列為黑名單的頭號大敵。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAiHcIlaCUni
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反觀另一名當事人(加害者)氣定神閒、無動於衷的樣子,顯然成功地達到他讓反覆糾結、懊惱於此事上頭的魯路修情勢越發受窘的目的。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAT2VSkXS4il
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大快人心固然歡喜,不過再繼續這樣下去也不是辦法……,面露苦笑的朱雀看向魯路修,這才發現身材高挑、外貌出眾的他誠然成了眾所矚目的發光體。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAyzkbBQNI0Q
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真是不爽。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAdsUPzfHTmP
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陰鷙的目光投向那堆看了就礙眼的蒼蠅,他大步流星的一下縮短兩人之間的距離,下意識地將對方拉進自己固若金湯的護衛城池,有效杜絕了一切邪祟污穢的有色眼神。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAVXAnzVwfzt
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「你幹什……」囿於對方無理的禁錮,使魯路修僅能抬起下顎仰視後方說話。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAJZWi81CJs1
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「我生氣了。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcLtszHr0Zz
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「哈?」你莫名其妙生氣個鬼啊?該生氣的人是我吧! 47Please respect copyright.PENANAoUI5HK5fmW
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「魯路修太缺乏自覺了。遲鈍。超遲鈍。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAVFcewHyYB8
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「什、你這傢伙……」掙、掙脫不開!這個人怪物級的蠻力居然已經到無人能及的地步了嗎……接著等他意識過來的時候,朱雀已收回力量,改而牽住他的手。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAzG1daVfXjg
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將十指交扣的手伸到他眼前,笑容可掬地宣示:「這樣,我就是你的擋箭牌了哦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANACOsszi2qDH
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雙頰像是察覺到什麼似的轟然發燙,魯路修不禁低聲囁語:「……你自己愛多管閒事,我可是不會跟你道謝的。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAmy8DPdfyt3
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「嗯,我知道哦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAc4akPLa3jI
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「會長要的東西應該都買完了吧?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANARRhNEyNuLh
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「兔耳、貓耳各四副、各類布偶裝五套、女僕裝三套、膠框無鏡片眼鏡五副……嗯!差不多都買齊了。」審視著購物清單,朱雀隻手搬起林林總總計算起來重量高達五公斤的「戰利品」,但自小以來孔武有力的他理所當然是絲毫不費吹灰之力。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAi9riqIj45A
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兩手空空落得清閒的魯路修接過清楚列出細目的紙張,說:「很好,那麼──」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAsHhXaAsCkM
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「魯路修。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANABm6qmOsJ7Z
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「嗯?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnkuuhx5Dq8
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「為什麼要對我提出那種要求呢?呃,就是要我哭的那個……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAPzsIqmP7lo
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「看不順眼。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAOGGFjKa8se
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頓了頓,漂亮的紫眸浮現難解的自嘲。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAx6UXqNT3Py
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「咦?」感覺愈來愈難理解了啊。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAR3UXk7pbyS
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嘆息,「這種事情怎麼樣追究也都沒意義了不是嗎?」他忍不住以責怪哀怨的口吻把問題丟給一臉茫茫然的朱雀。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAGGpLjM1RES
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感人電影、搞笑相聲、洋蔥料理大賽……明明能讓人迅速掉淚的方法比比皆是,怎奈這傢伙的臉徒增僅僅是閃耀加倍的爽朗笑容,完全不見他流一滴眼淚。一天下來,我自己一個人到底在瞎忙什麼?簡直像個笨蛋一樣,思及此,他憤然咋舌。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtQmDOYANoR
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「那是……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANARKiVKHUTLp
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顧左右而言他,朱雀盯著今天性情意外直率的他,把「誰叫今天的你這麼可愛」這番肯定會挑起下一波劇烈反彈的導火線嚥回腹中,蘊藏許久的真實溫存隨後不經意地敗露在向晚的暮色底下。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtsJ0lNeBKf
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有多久沒有這樣寬心地,笑過了呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAd8fz04tLIj
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問題的答案至今已經無關緊要了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAG3aIykvl4I
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魯路修帶給我的,不單單只有憎恨而已啊── 47Please respect copyright.PENANAUwFdxIdpk2
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「吶吶,魯路修,我的手開始有點酸了耶,幫我提一點。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAlqGR8zErk7
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「量你也只有這點能耐。沒辦法,給我吧。」雖說力氣差人家一大截,不過約略一個班級習題作業簿的重量好歹他也多少承擔的起。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAW5Jp0oPIEp
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粗糙的觸感滑過手掌,包覆,他反射性地低頭看去,旋即一臉不解又嫌惡地瞪著罪魁禍首。「做什麼啊你。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAdlQAOjh0Co
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「那還用問嗎?如果我不先放水的話,魯路修等一下輸了就不要哭哦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANASy6ANxUNdY
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「誰會哭啊!──等等、你該不會!」連忙想抽出手的魯路修早已面白如紙。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAMddoESYVCy
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「比賽規則:看誰先到阿什弗德學園的學生會室!一、二──跑!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAw8dk5EyQvk
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「喂你沒數到三啊這個體力白痴!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA33VTW17GtP
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下雨了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA9eaWgF137F
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真討厭啊,這樣的我。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAknPCf9Uqc7
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像個笨蛋一樣。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAL8LDK3ckEw
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不過,兩個人都半斤八兩啦。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvDWHqqYYgH
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連結兩條線的手心,也許正好名為羈絆吧。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAJanUpZXlhp
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FIN. 47Please respect copyright.PENANAouhOZUAhzA
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註一 取自《名偵探柯南劇場版:紺碧之棺》人物阿笠博士所出的冷笑話謎題。答案是:一、烏賊。因為日語「烏賊國王」的發音近似「作弊」(註二)。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAoU2QzOtwK5
註二 國王陛下(王様)可以拆成國王(王)和陛下(様),如果是烏賊(イカ)再加上陛下(様),就是烏賊陛下(イカサマ)(註三)。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAexgy4XKlpY
註三 イカサマ(i.ka.sa.ma):有欺騙、作弊之意。源自於「人或取其墨書契以紿人物,書跡如淡墨,愈年墨消,空紙耳」一句,因為烏賊的墨會退色,有些人則會拿這種墨汁寫借據惡意詐取他人錢財,而日本人取其義,稱「イカサマ」(像烏賊一樣)。
ns216.73.216.229da2 微妙。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAkt4bMuQlkg
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不時以彆扭微慍的視線瞪視身旁的友人,黑髮少年侷促地抿起唇,以往意氣風發的高調姿態已經被惱人的不甘與屈辱給消磨殆盡,幾近全軍覆沒。 47Please respect copyright.PENANALz5ZxeH7dI
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……目前可以儘早脫離這種窘況的話題有三百六十四個。既然對象是四肢發達的體力派樞木朱雀,那麼只要採用第一百九十八號方案就綽綽有餘……不,不行。縱使是體力派如此草率地應付了事再怎麼說未免也太欠缺細部考量,嗯駁回確認。……這樣的話,那就改用第二百二十號吧!如果沒有達到我預期的理想效果,我手中還有說法算稱得上嚴謹的第九十八號以及第一百零三號方案可以稍作補強──哼,沒想到竟意外的棘手啊樞木朱雀這個人── 47Please respect copyright.PENANAk0hVA6eCpi
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「魯路修,」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcMG2uuLrYO
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「嗯?什麼事?朱雀。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAst1T5vqk8d
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回首,漾開一抹弧度適宜的優雅微笑,一切的動作反應都是這麼的自然而然──根本只能用完美無缺才足以形容啊哇哈哈。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAIGBTmztxiQ
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「呃、魯路修你原來很喜歡嗎,『那個』。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAkaIu1o7o4v
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「你是指什──唔哇!」順著朱雀莫名詭異的視線望去,魯路修忍不住發出一聲引人注目的怪叫。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAIbtJkoiETC
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嘁……這東西到底是什麼時候跑到我手裡的!「忘記剛剛的畫面,現在馬上。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANADLYEZ3StOu
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「就算你這麼說我也……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANARZvdYPHUFj
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對於魯路修當面下達的「命令」不置可否,朱雀旋即抽走魯路修手中的黑色貓耳朵,隨後若無其事地往頭上戴。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAiZfTQ6uY8U
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「喂,不要給我自說自話的把它戴在頭上。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAuV6LGgOQ7n
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「吶、很可愛吧?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAKri7C3uQXN
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「可愛個頭,你這不知羞恥的傢伙!」非要論可愛的話你也遠遠不及娜娜莉的十萬分之一。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcuipKggqEe
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「亞瑟的、我的歡迎會、學園祭,還有今天的約會也是……我真的感到非常開心,謝謝。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAzXog4tnebt
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難得捨棄一貫的伶牙俐齒沒有加以反駁什麼,魯路修目光筆直地望進那潭湖水綠底層的真摯,微微蹙眉。 47Please respect copyright.PENANABBJwuV1Vkm
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瞬時沉默環伺。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAM8CS8TU6yS
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「我說朱雀,你打算再繼續這樣下去嗎?」神情肅穆,魯路修不知道為什麼壓低了音量。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnofkGVo3Ks
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──窒息的緘默驟然粉碎。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvPGEIm3Dhj
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「誒?」頓感困惑。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAytqHcBrC4r
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果然是笨蛋!「你難道不會覺得困擾嗎?跟打扮成這副樣子的我一起逛街購物什麼的。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANApLcMjZYzjf
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直率地眨了眨眼,朱雀一副把意外接住的球隨手扔回去一般無所謂地答道:「不會啊?上次在轉換祭的時候我不是說過了嗎,魯路修本來就是個大美人所以不用擔心被別人識破啦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAn5n50bo561
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「即使被你這麼說我也不會覺得高興。」輕哼,完全不屑領情的魯路修略微側首,貌似十分傷腦筋地摁壓著太陽穴。「再說,為什麼你這個人總能毫不害臊的說出一些怪裡怪氣的話啊。」況且居然還若無其事地做出那種羞恥的事情! 47Please respect copyright.PENANAhPYh1vre19
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「嗯?大概是我比較粗線條吧。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAiF1jnkBYb9
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「你啊……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAOkVEkGAmPf
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「不過……魯路修你的臉很紅哦?啊!難道你在害羞嗎?唔,我以為魯路修不是第一次了所以應該不會覺得太驚訝──」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqFMmV1Pooq
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「囉嗦!閉嘴你這個變態!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfLt6Fls3mB
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樞木朱雀在久違的溫暖陽光中悠悠醒轉,神智前所未有的清晰抖擻,彷彿用盡全力與人角逐一次全權只管享受衝刺快感的百米賽跑。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAV2jummtNGt
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……怎麼回事? 47Please respect copyright.PENANApnMMa5A3Hj
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費了好半晌的時間使瞳孔及早適應刺目的光線,他有點遲疑地坐起身子,舉目四望下,才赫然發現他正身處於一個極其陌生的乾淨房間。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA2FDBkdQelH
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看房間的格局與擺設,應該不是學校的學生宿舍。 47Please respect copyright.PENANABvcEsqzMGV
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唰── 47Please respect copyright.PENANAg6jzeGGRGc
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房間的門唐突地滑開,未見完整的人影,他便暗忖不妙,果斷並且輕巧地掀開被子翻身至床的另一邊藏匿住己身,避免來者猝不及防地對自己做出襲擊的萬一,他如此出類拔萃的表現名副其實果真不愧是體力非比尋常再加上訓練有素的皇帝直屬第七圓桌騎士。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA8n2gkh1ejq
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「原來是你啊,羅洛。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAQa6FgtvMWv
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待看清來人算是熟悉的面貌,他卸下警戒,挺直腰桿,表情卻平添了幾分帶有刻意擺高姿態的肅穆。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA8cFGAWrmIj
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羅洛‧蘭佩洛基收起短暫的訝異,以異常低沉的聲音平板地向他轉述:「米蕾會長有事找你,請跟我到學生會室。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAf0auLFKUHD
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稍微頷首,朱雀頓感疑惑,但依舊舉步欲前往學生會室。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtYe2L5BZy3
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「樞木卿,那個……恕我失禮。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA6mvmpC7pvZ
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停下腳步,望向表情五味雜陳、欲語還休的羅洛。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqVh3vuxTQ3
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「什麼事。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAB66B74jKEe
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「能否請你敘述一下昨晚的情況到底是怎麼回事呢?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAf9q7jZXwe9
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「昨晚?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANApoUEgVyWRO
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「為什麼哥哥──魯路修‧蘭佩洛基昨天晚上會揹著你回來?」不知何故,少年嘴裡擠出的字句似乎隱藏了另一道意味鮮明的弦外之音。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAhnI4nydzrr
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沉默糊里糊塗地降臨了,他們兩人接著不約而同地沒入一汪尷尬又滑稽的滔滔奔流卻不自知。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAmYuKZypTLi
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一整個莫名其妙。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAUXWozP7B2p
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…… 47Please respect copyright.PENANAi3zLrFt76y
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「哈?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAlGQWYgmD9h
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身為上位者的自知砰然瓦解,朱雀不由得展露出他昔日單純的一面。 47Please respect copyright.PENANArvJXJPYfRl
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昨天的畫面一幕幕無預警襲上腦門,瞬間明瞭一切的他內心難以言喻的羞赧浪潮以所向披靡之姿大獲全勝。我、我居然對魯路修作出這種事!──隻手掩住注滿濃濃懊悔的翠綠,他的難堪自然不言而喻。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAm4D8HeUUO0
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換言之,我在魯路修他家莽莽撞撞度過了一夜……是嗎。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA73tR0wrdJL
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以正常十八歲男性來說身材稍嫌羸弱的黑髮少年一邊吃力扛著已經睡死的自己、一邊滿口抱怨的辛苦模樣忽然撞進腦海,差點忍俊不禁的他索性趕緊以佯裝咳嗽抑止來去匆匆的一時笑意。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAPpAgvK2HII
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「……因為我的失態造成諸多不便,我很抱歉。」除此之外,無話可說。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAOk5bLMABQe
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「這句話您還是留著對本人說吧。」冷聲應答道,羅洛不卑不亢的態度壓根就是一場變相的挑釁。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAjhZRlBrbKC
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無暇顧及羅洛的話中帶刺,朱雀連忙快步飛奔至學生會室,並自知理虧地懷抱著忐忑準備虛心接受那個人碎碎念一般的責罵。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAwulCzOoX5e
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該怎麼形容才好呢,這種近乎期待的心情。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA47yJuQpj7o
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好想死。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA4TlOThjvqL
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忿忿地蹂躪著(以不破壞布料結構為前提)身上對他來說簡直羞恥至極的衣服,魯路修眉心緊蹙,煩躁得連隨便拿一支筆也有相當把握可以折斷。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAMCYPjMMHzm
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那些擅作主張的混帳……! 47Please respect copyright.PENANAwZHs6DdvaB
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隨便把人當作獎賞就算了,居然也沒有事先向我報備──就算是惡趣味總該有個限度才合乎情理吧! 47Please respect copyright.PENANAlC8QTaFYmN
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──時間倒轉到二十分鐘以前的阿什弗德學園學生會室。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAHapA1PXdFF
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「我拒絕。」斬釘截鐵,魯路修‧蘭佩洛基響鏗鏗地敲出音節。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAus3i3aSXTd
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學生會成員一干人等則被毫不留情地殺個片甲不留,全軍覆沒……會這樣才有鬼。對於魯路修的反抗置若罔聞,他們一步步挨近他,臉上掛著肯定不懷好意的微笑,特別是那個滿肚子黑水的大叔會長。 47Please respect copyright.PENANABbJgvh36Hf
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「我、我不會輕易妥協的,就算你們打算把我綁起來也一樣。好歹我可是個擁有自主權的普通學生。」快速在腦內模擬逃跑的路線以及設想遭受阻撓之後的千百條對策,魯路修順著他們的意緩緩後退。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAB9CKbRbrb6
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視線故作不經意地瞟向出口,努力把持住自己的立場,他再次開口:「上次的男女對調祭已經是我的底線了。再者,三番兩次的要一個身心健全的正常男性穿女裝成何體統!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAyLZiOjv0Cl
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趁現在!說罷,時機計算得恰恰好的魯路修以勉強及格的動作逃離百密一疏的人牆包圍。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAeLwYwXXkBC
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「利瓦爾、夏麗!」從容不迫地下達指揮,米蕾‧阿什弗德宛如勝券在握似的雙臂抱胸。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvpRHPbm4e3
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「是,會長!」收到指令的兩人頗有默契的兵分兩路左右夾擊即將成為甕中之鱉的魯路修。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA5eyehMM5DB
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遊刃有餘地轉過身子,他毅然決然地正面迎擊對手,像是要開始變戲法的魔術師為了引起觀眾的注意而擊掌兩次。「謎題時間──!」他說,聲音明顯呈現出與此刻格格不入的明朗高亢。 47Please respect copyright.PENANARhbu7ltyYL
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趁他們三人還未反應過來的空檔,他緊接著出題:「呃……我記得這個問題是這樣的:『在海底遺跡旁的魚兒王國,前任國王因為作了壞事被發現,因此由鯛魚繼任國王。請問前任國王是下列哪種魚?一、烏賊;二、章魚;三、螃蟹』(註一)。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAYEjOfSUMAc
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「我想答案應該是……」尾音未落,不同於不自覺認真思索謎題正確解答的夏麗,利瓦爾沒三兩下便抓住魯路修,將他的手反剪在背後。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfnaeKN4ySz
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「利瓦爾、你……」這傢伙從什麼時候開始腦袋變得這麼靈光? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAWbApE19ZZc
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「非常可惜!我可不能違抗會長的命令啊。」啊啊,原來如此原來如此。利瓦爾‧卡德蒙德果然不出所料是愛情力量大的最佳模範寫照。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAeolhoAte3S
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「做得很──好。利瓦爾。」朝利瓦爾讚許地眨眼,米蕾會長不忘提醒夏麗是時候回神了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANARLlH9KeI3u
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嘿嘿一笑,利瓦爾也相互呼應比出勝利的手勢。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAg4fqZCEdxS
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「好了。」攫住魯路修的下顎,米蕾危險地瞇起眼睛。「那麼,接下來我們趕快進入正題吧──」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqM0kc292i4
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「不、不要!住手啊──!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA7DAvUScs1j
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回憶結束。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnRVrit6Tjt
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魯路修拄著額頭,有些惱怒地嘆了一口長氣。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnUyrsbIdch
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但是除了生氣他又能怎麼樣呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANA7LraiOHSZ1
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──真拿他們沒辦法。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAEehUfdKjkW
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也罷,他們還能保持笑容的惡作劇,至少是一件值得令人額手稱慶的事,他何嘗不時時刻刻這麼希望呢。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAeQTqaYZJlr
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拽起嘴角,柔情似水的笑顏依舊少不了那股莫可奈何的味道。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA82rrUbEjri
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「什麼!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAsSl9zCYb2A
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「重來重來,談吐要記得輕聲細語哦。魯、魯、子。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA6aPp6QsZ6U
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「呃!……唔嗯,是的。不過,唯獨這個請原諒我不能答應。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANACXh81Smdzt
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「好嘛,魯魯。最近你和朱雀君兩個人感覺很生疏呢。趁這次機會重新培養起感情不是也很好嗎?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAxgjAuRQLpV
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「這根本是兩回事!況且對朋友做出那樣的事情從哪一方面想都太奇怪了!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAE0KYFGktxd
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「唉呀,魯路修對於情感方面的問題向來比較遲鈍,當然這點也是他唯一會讓人覺得可愛的地方啦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA2gxJoufn2j
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「你太失禮了利瓦爾!誰、誰說我缺乏情感上的自覺?」只不過不太拿手罷了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAaI6leOSjVj
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「喂喂,還是趁早放棄逞強吧。這樣往後會比較好找臺階下哦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAkxLMURMmCm
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學生會室裡熟絡歡愉的交談聲此起彼落,隔著門,朱雀的心底不禁湧現猶豫。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvJpcHPHCli
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只要我一介入,這份難能可貴的平凡便會被厚臉皮的我親手碾碎。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAQEQbBsnxDo
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最終,他仍然是個多餘的局外者。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAy34cxsXlzO
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太狡猾了。明明魯路修才真正是那個無權擁有這一切的礙事者,縱然虛假,亦然。 47Please respect copyright.PENANArlkglPYU90
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好不甘心── 47Please respect copyright.PENANA3J5SaUYOtQ
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「有什麼問題嗎?樞木卿。」羅洛一張稚氣未脫的柔軟臉蛋略微泛起紅潮、胸膛起伏,與對方怪物級體力的懸殊落差由此可見。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAIuG5nuDxuy
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「不……沒有。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA6vzJWpY7pC
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語畢,前進,等待著門另一端歡快的氣氛戛然而止。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAC6D3hMtFnl
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等待宣告未果。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAybuPfzhQ0b
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朱雀唐突地撞上一雙自己分外熟悉的異色眼眸。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcCA1hzYJMR
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來不及掩飾住眼底讚賞一般的驚豔,他呆若木雞地望著眼前意外諧調的微妙場面,說:「魯、魯路修?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANATwr9KwkAYg
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「答對了!」米蕾順勢彈了一次響指,聲音恰巧蓋掉當事人魯路修的一句貧嘴「什麼愚蠢表情」。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAZTSaclxCyO
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「朱雀,今天一天請你擔任魯路修的騎士,負責保護好他就是你今日的任務。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAatrbKZn4cH
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這是上次你任務完成的特別獎勵哦,看來米蕾似乎樂此不疲。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAsAznCnGAB4
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「是!──呃?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcZEfIvildG
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「嗯嗯,很好。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAc4ng0nVuX9
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「等、等一下,米蕾會長。哥哥他看起來並沒有很情願的樣子,而且居然還把哥哥打扮成這副模樣,妳這樣強人所難的任性作為我認為實在不妥……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAt5gSeSxLjf
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「好好好,我們走吧!羅洛。再不趕快回教室的話會遲到哦──」冒失地截斷羅洛的滿腹擔憂,夏麗拉起他的手,略施強硬地把不斷嚷著「可是」、「等等」的他順利帶離學生會室。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfMGSylcOij
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「時間也差不多到了呢。剩下的就全權交給朱雀你囉。學校的事情你們不用擔心,我會幫你們請假的。」朝利瓦爾使了個眼色,他們接著相繼離開。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA0vwFTwk03h
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好奇怪哪──學生會室竟於倏忽之間變得比平常寬敞了三倍左右,格局、擺設、燈光……在在無一不令魯路修感到如坐針氈,而雙方各保持緘口不語的沉寂氣氛更是尤顯煎熬。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAxCXZhFxjrH
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「那個……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA5m9KlCsUXz
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「那個──」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtTk1TwzRet
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兩道特色各異的聲線互相疊合,不可否認他們仍舊擁有共同的默契。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvOKDuFqWNW
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「咳嗯,」拉開魯路修對面的椅子,坐下。「昨天的事給你造成麻煩,對不起。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAMx0KeX31Wh
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「啊……那沒什麼。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANATFUkQzrrbS
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還是不行嗎?回到從前──不對!我在想什麼?他的罪惡,我比誰都更不可以拋諸腦後……「魯路修不喜歡現在這個樣子對吧?你可以把衣服換回來沒關係哦,我不會告訴會長的。」淺淺地展露笑容,朱雀指向魯路修身上的衣物,虛假偽善的面具究竟從何時起已經和自己真實的面目形影不離了呢?簡直醜陋至極──但,又會有誰真正意識到呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAjCd9zQmQZv
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睨視著他曾幾何時不再熠熠閃爍的綠瞳,魯路修時隔良久才終於啟口: 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqJ9oAYA1v7
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「我說朱雀,」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAOXfTrUbS3h
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「是?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAyB1JljPaNS
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「快點給我哭。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtYRCay8Cmh
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……什麼啊,這種沒頭沒腦的奇怪要求。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAGc9I2sITpZ
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「怎麼。哭不出來?正好,那走吧。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAntgPvZBUJZ
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片面的強制拎起朱雀的後領邊說,魯路修揚起既輕盈而慎重的步伐,彷彿在述說著:振作一點,不要放棄,幸福的彼方再差一步就觸手可及。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAGjK4Fixinn
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我想,救贖我們兩個人。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAyPj80hZj0i
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哭簌哭簌。哭簌哭簌。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAWYfxGSLDA8
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朱雀偷覷鄰座的友人,內心僵化的那一隅不由自主地漸趨柔軟。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAdVuB1VjT4E
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眉頭深鎖,魯路修專注地盯著前方的大銀幕,嘴巴抿成一條直線。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAp2nvb4Nz39
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雖然端正的五官並無洩漏出一丁點蛛絲馬跡,不過朱雀卻依稀能捕捉到一種「他在忍耐著什麼」的感覺。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAqcs72BTfrh
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忍哭。他正在忍住不讓眼淚奪眶而出。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA46F4DZ4Jd1
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為什麼呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAUmmbKtAsgu
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因為不允許自己的失態。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAPjRfgUkhOJ
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因為該哭的人並非自己。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAaxytGHYm25
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擁有一顆堅強包容著溫柔的心的魯路修。最接近本質的魯路修。 47Please respect copyright.PENANABBkqxDJas7
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我泯滅了魯路修的惡──ZERO,照理說本來應為此沾沾自喜,到底是哪個環節出現了問題而把自己搞得裡外不是人呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAefNWjH7cKP
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「……朱雀。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAuWoeUvp3HE
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「嗯?什麼?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAZZRCCuPSLG
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「你的眼睛應該盯著銀幕而不是我。在想什麼?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAgSceeuEEi3
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「你真的想知道嗎?」反詰,他的嘴角倏地勾勒出一道別有用心的戲謔。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAlQUuFok74a
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「……」即便燈光昏暗,但光聽聲音也知道催淚電影這項策略顯然效果不彰。摸不清對方意圖的魯路修乾脆坦誠地斂下眼,說:「你不想提也罷。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAHmWzEEyeVv
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摻雜惡意的濃墨放肆地玷汙那雙曾經璀璨過的綠,他亟欲做些什麼來遷怒於魯路修的念頭亦益發強烈。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2d53u5siT
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──想要知道。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA8xzya3pYf7
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「……很漂亮。」仿若夢中囈語,他傾身挨近,近乎不動聲色地。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfKg1g2FtvD
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回首,魯路修疑惑地望向聲音來源。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAJRFXmfF9e1
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──然後著手。 47Please respect copyright.PENANADn9G3r0Qyr
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「對不起。」無端道歉,他彎起眼睛,將殘存笑意的唇覆上。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAfHGfyU4ppF
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破壞它。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnGPlk4xmgo
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他後悔了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANADUVyZk4uJM
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事實證明:樞木朱雀這個靠出賣友情換取地位、節操全無的世紀大混球從最初就不值得他低聲下氣的好心對待。什麼「彼方的幸福」、「我想救贖你」諸如此類令人不齒又噁心的可怕想法通通給我見鬼去吧──魯路修如是心忖。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAdIJN8opiUq
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電影播畢,溫柔祥和的曲調隨後響起,悲傷渲染,因此再次回味片段種種的部分觀眾到現在仍不乏意猶未盡的嗚咽。然而,反視淡漠鎮定的兩人,在一片悲愴動容的氛圍顯得格外突兀。他們未發一語地起身離開座席,所經之處,氣溫便瞬間降到冰點。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA4WM3N2pDBV
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不甚喜悅地耷拉嘴角,擺出一張臭氣熏天的臉的魯路修雙臂交叉抱胸,刻意和朱雀保持堅持三公尺以上的安全距離,明顯已經將他列為黑名單的頭號大敵。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAiHcIlaCUni
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反觀另一名當事人(加害者)氣定神閒、無動於衷的樣子,顯然成功地達到他讓反覆糾結、懊惱於此事上頭的魯路修情勢越發受窘的目的。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAT2VSkXS4il
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大快人心固然歡喜,不過再繼續這樣下去也不是辦法……,面露苦笑的朱雀看向魯路修,這才發現身材高挑、外貌出眾的他誠然成了眾所矚目的發光體。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAyzkbBQNI0Q
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真是不爽。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAdsUPzfHTmP
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陰鷙的目光投向那堆看了就礙眼的蒼蠅,他大步流星的一下縮短兩人之間的距離,下意識地將對方拉進自己固若金湯的護衛城池,有效杜絕了一切邪祟污穢的有色眼神。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAVXAnzVwfzt
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「你幹什……」囿於對方無理的禁錮,使魯路修僅能抬起下顎仰視後方說話。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAJZWi81CJs1
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「我生氣了。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAcLtszHr0Zz
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「哈?」你莫名其妙生氣個鬼啊?該生氣的人是我吧! 47Please respect copyright.PENANAoUI5HK5fmW
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「魯路修太缺乏自覺了。遲鈍。超遲鈍。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAVFcewHyYB8
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「什、你這傢伙……」掙、掙脫不開!這個人怪物級的蠻力居然已經到無人能及的地步了嗎……接著等他意識過來的時候,朱雀已收回力量,改而牽住他的手。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAzG1daVfXjg
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將十指交扣的手伸到他眼前,笑容可掬地宣示:「這樣,我就是你的擋箭牌了哦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANACOsszi2qDH
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雙頰像是察覺到什麼似的轟然發燙,魯路修不禁低聲囁語:「……你自己愛多管閒事,我可是不會跟你道謝的。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAmy8DPdfyt3
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「嗯,我知道哦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAc4akPLa3jI
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「會長要的東西應該都買完了吧?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANARRhNEyNuLh
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「兔耳、貓耳各四副、各類布偶裝五套、女僕裝三套、膠框無鏡片眼鏡五副……嗯!差不多都買齊了。」審視著購物清單,朱雀隻手搬起林林總總計算起來重量高達五公斤的「戰利品」,但自小以來孔武有力的他理所當然是絲毫不費吹灰之力。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAi9riqIj45A
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兩手空空落得清閒的魯路修接過清楚列出細目的紙張,說:「很好,那麼──」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAsHhXaAsCkM
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「魯路修。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANABm6qmOsJ7Z
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「嗯?」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAnkuuhx5Dq8
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「為什麼要對我提出那種要求呢?呃,就是要我哭的那個……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAPzsIqmP7lo
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「看不順眼。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAOGGFjKa8se
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頓了頓,漂亮的紫眸浮現難解的自嘲。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAx6UXqNT3Py
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「咦?」感覺愈來愈難理解了啊。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAR3UXk7pbyS
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嘆息,「這種事情怎麼樣追究也都沒意義了不是嗎?」他忍不住以責怪哀怨的口吻把問題丟給一臉茫茫然的朱雀。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAGGpLjM1RES
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感人電影、搞笑相聲、洋蔥料理大賽……明明能讓人迅速掉淚的方法比比皆是,怎奈這傢伙的臉徒增僅僅是閃耀加倍的爽朗笑容,完全不見他流一滴眼淚。一天下來,我自己一個人到底在瞎忙什麼?簡直像個笨蛋一樣,思及此,他憤然咋舌。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtQmDOYANoR
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「那是……」 47Please respect copyright.PENANARKiVKHUTLp
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顧左右而言他,朱雀盯著今天性情意外直率的他,把「誰叫今天的你這麼可愛」這番肯定會挑起下一波劇烈反彈的導火線嚥回腹中,蘊藏許久的真實溫存隨後不經意地敗露在向晚的暮色底下。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAtsJ0lNeBKf
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有多久沒有這樣寬心地,笑過了呢? 47Please respect copyright.PENANAd8fz04tLIj
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問題的答案至今已經無關緊要了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAG3aIykvl4I
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魯路修帶給我的,不單單只有憎恨而已啊── 47Please respect copyright.PENANAUwFdxIdpk2
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「吶吶,魯路修,我的手開始有點酸了耶,幫我提一點。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAlqGR8zErk7
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「量你也只有這點能耐。沒辦法,給我吧。」雖說力氣差人家一大截,不過約略一個班級習題作業簿的重量好歹他也多少承擔的起。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAW5Jp0oPIEp
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粗糙的觸感滑過手掌,包覆,他反射性地低頭看去,旋即一臉不解又嫌惡地瞪著罪魁禍首。「做什麼啊你。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAdlQAOjh0Co
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「那還用問嗎?如果我不先放水的話,魯路修等一下輸了就不要哭哦。」 47Please respect copyright.PENANASy6ANxUNdY
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「誰會哭啊!──等等、你該不會!」連忙想抽出手的魯路修早已面白如紙。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAMddoESYVCy
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「比賽規則:看誰先到阿什弗德學園的學生會室!一、二──跑!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANAw8dk5EyQvk
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「喂你沒數到三啊這個體力白痴!」 47Please respect copyright.PENANA33VTW17GtP
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下雨了。 47Please respect copyright.PENANA9eaWgF137F
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真討厭啊,這樣的我。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAknPCf9Uqc7
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像個笨蛋一樣。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAL8LDK3ckEw
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不過,兩個人都半斤八兩啦。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAvDWHqqYYgH
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連結兩條線的手心,也許正好名為羈絆吧。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAJanUpZXlhp
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FIN. 47Please respect copyright.PENANAouhOZUAhzA
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註一 取自《名偵探柯南劇場版:紺碧之棺》人物阿笠博士所出的冷笑話謎題。答案是:一、烏賊。因為日語「烏賊國王」的發音近似「作弊」(註二)。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAoU2QzOtwK5
註二 國王陛下(王様)可以拆成國王(王)和陛下(様),如果是烏賊(イカ)再加上陛下(様),就是烏賊陛下(イカサマ)(註三)。 47Please respect copyright.PENANAexgy4XKlpY
註三 イカサマ(i.ka.sa.ma):有欺騙、作弊之意。源自於「人或取其墨書契以紿人物,書跡如淡墨,愈年墨消,空紙耳」一句,因為烏賊的墨會退色,有些人則會拿這種墨汁寫借據惡意詐取他人錢財,而日本人取其義,稱「イカサマ」(像烏賊一樣)。