『起來！現在也才三點！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58ZqN3w1Fi
競爭好激烈，你怎麼還在睡？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGP913m3xe
起來！老闆就在你身邊！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFStGQXfcK
快吃我，在活力消失之前。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qWb82mET0
起來！』　＊ZESPRI 紐西蘭奇異果廣告歌42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aTaTLigbc
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　　墨色的瞳不可思議的瞪著聲音來源。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALmMBYjKW5
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　　被吵醒瞬間很想直接拿起幻武兵器斃了起源，好險有忍住，不然接下來可能會變成枕邊人斃了他。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BLeZdNcWc
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　　什麼下午三點！現在才剛日出好嗎！而且他身邊只有紅眼殺人兔一隻，沒有什麼老闆！真有什麼的話他現在早就不在這邊了！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RrR8VlXwN
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　　「褚……」紅紅眼瞪著他。「叫你的手機安靜點！」沒睡飽的眼裡透著淡淡殺意。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4oiV0iqKu
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　　你不會自己去跟瞳狼講嗎？他明明就沒有設鬧鐘，誰知道手機為什麼會自己響啊！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHb8Rh5qog
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　　在心裡這樣想著，卻不敢跟戀人說出口。他欲哭無淚的伸出手，拿起那隻還在尖叫『起床』的神經病手機。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6MZfmtJbx
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　　看見發亮的手機螢幕才發現是一隻未知的電話號碼打來的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ML1Sh2FGU
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　　疑惑的按下通話鍵，他將手機拿到耳邊。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbVBqetxZE
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　　「喂？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrOFhTVYeS
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　　「您好！這裡是守世界神秘秘黑店！」過於有精神而吵雜的聲音從另一邊傳過來，他將手機拿遠了點。「你幸福嗎？美不美滿？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp5nr1MI7J
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　　「蛤？」原本還想吐槽店名跟時間的腹誹被突如其來的詭異問句給打斷，他不解的回聲。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg9LMvwCNB
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　　「就是……」對方停頓了一下，他忍不住將手機貼近自己的耳邊。「性生活美不美滿？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zCLRCjYV4
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　　「性……！」他驚呼了一聲後，隨即用空著的手摀住自己的嘴巴，小心翼翼的轉頭。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFvqx15Yc3
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　　混血精靈安穩的沉睡著，似乎完全沒有受影響。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2srU8RcZee
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　　「另一半太軟？總是早洩？從沒讓你享受過飄飄欲仙的感覺？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQpKP6gZp9
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　　「我……」很幸福、很美滿啦！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXuRSZSZ1i
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　　「這些問題神祕秘黑店都可以幫您解決！只要一顆包準你的他變成一夜二十次郎！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWofO5KEAct
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　　這會馬上風吧！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1UQWXIMtV
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　　就在他想辦法要掛掉的時候，旁邊冒出一隻手將他的手機打劫走。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv36mffuV3
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　　「我一夜可以三十次你信不信？」擁有獸王族血統的戀人懶洋洋的對著話筒這麼說。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAVYZLEQ43
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　　皮薄的他臉瞬間紅了起來。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4IlJnFKvb
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　　「厚！」對方誇張的嘆了一聲。「先生你這樣不行啦！只撐幾分鐘就射了喔？我跟你說啦，我家的藥很有效喔！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCho95vgNIf
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　　「靠！你給我等著！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQhOk6Idlk
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　　紅眼黑袍說完，風風火火的衝出家門，留下床上笑到完全醒過來的黑髮妖師。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduSPxKALbw
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　　——跟你在一起的我很幸福、很美滿喔，真的。

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　　[特傳]Good Morning－被吵醒的清晨（冰漾）　結束42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwiuXI5cGG
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　　大家早，這裡是鏡玥！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFMtPQBt2d
　　這篇大概是早安裡最歡樂的一篇XD42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWID7B1T7PN
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