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＊請勿轉載感謝30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JTVUY7YOE
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【Get married】30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0USy7ooFb
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三連勝對尼克球員們來說是奇蹟的開端。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsanJJxcAFH
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賽後在休息室裡大家全都興奮翻了。Iman和Mike比手畫腳地講著笑話，其他人圍著他們笑成一團，其中Tyson的宏亮嗓門和Amare的重低音特別突出。Jeremy被逗得笑到幾乎無法呼吸，因為狀況不佳而心情有點鬱悶的Landry也在一旁忍不住笑開。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTde5oKIJX
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這是最溫馨的一刻，全員到齊、同心齊力，最後又一起分享勝利。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2qi5BAyZj
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「喂，大家看過這個沒有？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8uP26jrXn
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大家聽見喊聲，才發現原來講笑話的這個圈子裡少了JR和Jared。衝回休息室裡的Jared手上拿著一張捲起來的大海報，JR則在後面又跑又笑地像個瘋子。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuUKAacbqF
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Jeremy側身閃過朝他直直撞過來的Jared，好奇地盯著紙捲。「那是什麼？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zCTzNeSMC
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但是Jared卻突然出手一把勾住他的脖子，和JR一起硬是把他拖到休息室的正中央。Jared和JR笑得快要虛脫，大力揮舞手中的海報。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7rEW7YpLE
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「快點看這裡。」Jared大喊：「Melo要嫁給Jeremy啦！」他用力抖開紙張，然後笑得撞上一旁的JR。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYG3CngkdX
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在看見海報畫面的一瞬間，整個休息室裡默然無聲。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7n9QkaXSM
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然後Amare第一個狂笑起來。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1f3NyG4cxR
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「噁心，太噁心了。噢，天啊。」Amare上氣不接下氣地說：「Melo穿新娘禮服實在是噁心斃了。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThevBbpLIE
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他的話剛說完，其他隊員們像是從驚愕中恢復過來似的放聲大笑。只有Jeremy和當事人之一Carmelo沒有笑得那麼誇張，Jeremy一臉驚訝的難以置信，Carmelo則雙手抱胸挑眉盯著海報。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnRYJYeQj6
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海報上是Jeremy和Carmelo的頭像，分別接上了新郎的西裝和新娘的白紗禮服。極致搞笑的畫面讓兩名主角哭笑不得。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClJT3xBRlI
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「這是從哪裡弄來的啊？哎唷我的老天，我的肚子！」Steve大喊，然後用手肘撞了一下Landry的腰。「你的Jeremy要娶別人囉！」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xOjv7Kgse
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「等一下，Steve，我不──」Jeremy掙扎地開口，卻被眾人喧嘩的聲音蓋過。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMSdLPVmn7
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「剛剛在觀眾席上一個小孩拿著的，我跟JR看到之後就衝過去，跟他用簽名和合照換了這張回來。」Jared得意的說：「這張應該要貼在我們自己的休息室裡才對，保持主場時心情良好。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZyIw3xm2D
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Landry忍不住大笑起來，兩步衝到Jared面前。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujjNnObu8H
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「Jared Jeffries，你是故意的嗎？」他大叫：「你明明知道我跟Jeremy──」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3KXkeujSQ
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「喔，這不干我們的事。這張海報是球迷畫的，可沒人畫你和Jeremy。」JR無辜地聳聳肩，然後被Landry一邊笑一邊搥了肩頭一拳。他接著又轉向好友Carmelo，曖昧地眨眨眼睛。「你和Jeremy在場上的恩愛可是連粉絲都看在眼裡喔，乾脆把婚結一結算了，你家身材超好的老婆就我來──」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PyhVAiCDn
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話還沒說完，Carmelo就一個重拳擊中他的肚子，讓他下半句話堵在胸口說不出來，以一聲吃痛的哼聲代替。然後他繼續用一臉不滿的表情瞪著那張海報。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiDC30iuJt
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「真搞不懂這些粉絲在想什麼。」他說。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JrrzDSMUm
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Jeremy拼命搖頭。「拜託，這個也──」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQQchRw5Jx
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但是Carmelo不讓他講完。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsez2ClDlP
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「穿禮服的應該是Jeremy才對吧？」他指著圖說：「再怎麼說，身材和體型都是Jeremy比較像新娘吧？然後，喂，Jared，放開Jeremy。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbzUy1r3ni
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Jared聽話地放開Jeremy，然後在他還來不及逃走之前用力一把將他推向Carmelo。Jeremy發出一聲大喊，就被Carmelo的手臂圈住肩膀。像他們在球場上時那樣，Carmelo的手臂就是有辦法將他完全環住。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MUQwJS6ae
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「好吧，Jeremy，既然眾望所歸。」Carmelo說：「Would you marry me？」他對著一臉驚愕完全呆滯的Jeremy露出招牌笑容。「我老婆的部份你別擔心，嗯，就像JR說的，可以給他接手。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSGnFS6zm5
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休息室裡的其他人瘋狂大笑，在原地跳上跳下，有些人甚至開始狂拍一旁的桌子，發出誇張的碰撞聲。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5s1aoX6nh
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「Kiss！」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS5OSZy3yj
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Jared和JR開始鼓譟，球員們興奮地湊過來。他們加入Jared和JR的胡鬧行列，全體合奏。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNeqmroL4P
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「Kiss、Kiss、Kiss、Kiss！」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpEnsztp8d
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Jeremy瞪大眼睛看著笑得燦爛得像太陽一樣的Carmelo。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtWArSpDvj
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──到底是怎麼變成這樣的啊？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtVrndd4Xi
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就算是哈佛畢業生的腦子，他也猜不透這件事情的發展過程。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVFtLD5Pqh
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Carmelo將臉湊向他，就在此時，Landry的手突然伸出來擋在Jeremy和Carmelo的臉之間。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBergwKeK0
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「我不允許！我要搶婚！我要劫走新娘。」Landry宣布。然後他一手扯住Jeremy的手臂。「Jeremy Lin，你愛的是我，對吧？這不是我的錯覺吧？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBWxIusWd3
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「少來，Landry Fields，你聽聽媒體怎麼說的，Melo-Lin的連線。」Carmelo微笑地將Jeremy往反方向扯。「這已經說明了一切。還有，你看看今天在球場上他對我笑得多燦爛。你毫無勝算，Landry，放棄吧。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcqbh615Dr
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「他睡過的可是我的沙發！」Landry大喊。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZqx4WVui8
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Mike已經笑倒在地上，其他人也多半不支地倚著桌子和椅背。今天光是笑就花掉他們僅存的體力，回程的路上肯定睡死。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tIb65gqdq
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休息室中央仍然上演著奇妙的搶新娘戰爭，雙方僵持不下，只有Jeremy還處於理智的狀態。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMl3in3w4c
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兩旁的Landry和Carmelo已經開始說出一些讓人驚恐的事情了，不外乎是他們看見不為人知的Jeremy的另外一面。這部份當然是Landry勝出，但是一比上在球場上的得分效率，Carmelo和Jeremy今天的連線則遠遠贏過Landry。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7zZhqEKEm
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眼見爭執的內容越來越低下，Jeremy終於忍無可忍了。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N9B3Eyx5d
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「夠了，你們兩個！」他用來自丹田的力量大叫。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRfCTFRmLK
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這震撼的瞬間又讓眾人屏住氣息，一時之間鴉雀無聲。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JbgdJO4Zw
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「再這樣爭執下去一點結果也不會有，OK？」他無奈地嘆氣。「重點是，我早就有選擇了。」他鄭重地說。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREdfIyJf6A
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Landry的下巴毫不誇張地掉了下來，Carmelo則一臉有趣地盯住他。休息室裡一片安靜，每個人都把他的話聽得清清楚楚。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ppxTDW9Dc
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選擇？什麼選擇？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgpIMLeQVs
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Jeremy深吸一口氣。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2O46sAZmC
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「Amare Stoudemire，Take me away！」他用力大吼，臉因為使勁而脹紅。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxEkCDKre1
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「什麼？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZBd8RnVEz
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Tyson傻傻地轉頭看向被這個莫名其妙的發展無辜波及的Amare。Jared和JR面面相覷，對於這個情節毫無概念。其他人一臉驚嚇與不解，最錯愕的人則非Landry和Carmelo莫屬。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvbrDnIjog
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Amare突然被點名，先是呆滯地愣了一下，然後大笑起來。他從靠著的桌邊離開，走向休息室中間的三人。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaJDrrpkIP
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「你們都聽見Jeremy說的了。」他聳肩微笑，「放開他。我要帶他走。」他對著Jeremy伸出手，「My pleasure，my princess。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTDrgvPeht
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他模仿平時念給自己的孩子聽的故事書裡王子說過的台詞，只差沒有在Jeremy面前單膝下跪。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD1DLeFJLC
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Jeremy爆出一陣大笑。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ9XpiagdG
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「你這小鬼。」Carmelo用力收緊手臂，另一手揉著他的頭，「討厭的臭小孩。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtLooMSfhj
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「是可愛的小孩，跟我的小孩們一樣。」Amare說。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLDxJDadVc
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他也把手搭上Jeremy的肩膀，打氣似地敲打幾下。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpQizNEC0c
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然後Jared發出一聲歡呼，加入中間的圈子。Landry還愣在原地，直到這刻才突然意識到要是他再不卡位就會被擠出圈外，立刻跟進。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLCLo6VFjL
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眾隊友們群起而上，大家擠成一團。就像獲得勝利之後的任何一個隊伍一樣，他們歡呼、然後互相拍打或是勾肩搭背。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f71EvDDf0
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「不管你有沒有要答應我的求婚，Jeremy。」Carmelo在一陣混亂中低聲對著手臂裡的Jeremy說：「這張海報都代表著一件事情。」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVbgCwjAlo
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Jeremy笑得眼睛都瞇了起來，他轉頭看向Carmelo，對上對方愉快的笑容。那是打從心底綻開的真正喜悅。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji1pgRoEah
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「我不能沒有你。我得依賴你的幫助，在球場上我們才能有最高效率的發揮。而球場之下，嗯，我也需要你。我的意思是精神上的。」Carmelo的聲音低得只有Jeremy才能聽見。「所以，你願意嗎？」30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7UQ5bKwBu
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不像外界的傳聞那樣兩人之間有著微妙的心結，Carmelo說得很明白。他坦承他需要Jeremy，不管是比賽時或是下場之後。這讓Jeremy覺得心頭一陣溫暖。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42EygnJMnO
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他用力點頭。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0d6Iru3Pg
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「Yes，I do。Definitely。」他很肯定說。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibg5Sc7YV6
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中間一段寫偏掉差點救不回來嚇死我（艸）30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSa0x4Gtxe
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