是說這種節日幹麼賀呀XD37Please respect copyright.PENANArwqiQSEtHa
因為愚人節跟情人節都沒賀到…大概吧。37Please respect copyright.PENANAZw0Oi31LDV
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這次崩毀的不只學長…連漾漾都一起毀掉了呀呀(攤手)37Please respect copyright.PENANAqyKZbfXTLE
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反正就只能這樣,嗯!37Please respect copyright.PENANANWocDLS6qp
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地點:Atlantis學園 時間:早上六點五十分37Please respect copyright.PENANAyJywWDZzhe
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站在學長的房門前,我不知道要不要敲下去,是說平常天天被巴頭造成我對學長有一種莫名的尊敬(其實是恐懼),拿這種事情煩他不知道會不會被怎樣……37Please respect copyright.PENANAhaNgA2AuqH
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「你繼續在門外廢話的話就真的會被我怎樣。」學長冰冷的聲音從木門後傳出,我縮了一下,才推門進入他的房間。37Please respect copyright.PENANAHFi2sbO77M
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我一點都不想被怎樣……而且被怎樣到底是被怎樣啊!當然是被**呀!(羞)37Please respect copyright.PENANALsGi31D5RF
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「你想現在試試?」他挑起一邊的眉,冷笑。37Please respect copyright.PENANAS4aDo1FZio
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……不、我一點都不想試請老大您高抬貴手饒了我吧。37Please respect copyright.PENANAtL6wS9zvXE
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「哼、」他從鼻子哼出一口氣,用眼角的餘光掃過我全身後問:「你這是怎樣?」37Please respect copyright.PENANAtP9LQrTeEv
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我心虛的低下頭,其實我也不知道我為什麼要心虛,明明就什麼虧心事都沒做嘛……37Please respect copyright.PENANAzU69ZHyCkE
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「快說、少廢話。」他瞇起眼來,用那雙紅通通的兔子眼瞪我。37Please respect copyright.PENANA5oXuyXwmwE
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被這麼一瞪我也不敢再放肆,馬上回答學長大人的問題:「學長請幫我請假。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAfweorU0Eg3
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「啊?」此話一出,可以從學長呆愣的表情看出他的驚愕。37Please respect copyright.PENANAeHoD84V7Nf
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是說,學長你不太適合做出這種表情呀……冷峻的形象都沒了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAodufR7ZnaJ
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若是他這副德性被人看到他的後援會人數應該會減少吧?37Please respect copyright.PENANArt2WJbaAlX
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什麼表情?總歸一個字就是「呆」……37Please respect copyright.PENANAjRZGtv2HBO
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「靠!」當我還在進行腦內小劇場(?)時,學長手就巴了下來,剎時間我覺得我只看到白茫茫的一片,隱約之中還瞧見了阿嬤在跟我招手……37Please respect copyright.PENANAsDnXvSUUMz
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天呀……原來上天的旨意是要我在這一天去天上找阿嬤呀……37Please respect copyright.PENANABxskobzb6v
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喂喂!這也太不吉利了吧!37Please respect copyright.PENANAYeCZYKz3tD
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「為什麼要請假?」學長手仍舉在我的頭頂上空,威脅的一目了然。37Please respect copyright.PENANAql4znZK2to
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「今天是清明節,我要回家掃墓。」未免學長大人一個不爽手就這樣下來了,我決定乖乖的回答。37Please respect copyright.PENANAw7O6zeZFpo
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「清明節?」他疑惑的表情讓我頓時恍然大悟。37Please respect copyright.PENANASHTGBcdi7S
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喔喔!原來火星人士不祭祖的!原來如此原來如此。可是這樣火星人的祖先不是也是火星人的一種?這樣火星人們不怕火星人的祖先以火星人的方式報復他們這些不忠不孝不仁不義的火星人嗎?37Please respect copyright.PENANA7nCxe4kgXm
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「一直火星人火星人的,你當你在繞口令啊?」學長手又這樣巴了下來,眼中閃爍的已經不是兇光,而是殺意了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAYs7pU73OiS
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對不起我閉腦。37Please respect copyright.PENANAnoWrpu63GY
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「所以你要回家?」他兩手還在胸前,居高臨下的看著我。37Please respect copyright.PENANA7NnN9zoQs0
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……我知道我很矮,但是你有必要用這種鄙視的眼神看著我嗎?!37Please respect copyright.PENANACVs8nb62Yw
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「吵死了,所以你只要我幫你請假這樣?」37Please respect copyright.PENANA79ydqmYKA0
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不、還有一件事比較難以啟齒……37Please respect copyright.PENANAgEzEdQQI3t
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我再度低下頭戳著自己的手指。37Please respect copyright.PENANAagi3XinE5S
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「難以啟齒就用想的。」學長一點「你是白痴」的樣子。37Please respect copyright.PENANA93dxKzvPcN
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呃、好嘛好嘛,我知道我比起你們這些火星人我是笨了一點……不、雖然在地球人中也不是這麼聰明,但起碼我還是個「人」吧?只要是人都有基本人權!37Please respect copyright.PENANAtGLEJ18vlY
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「你從來都沒有這種東西。」他冷哼一聲,一語打碎我的夢境。37Please respect copyright.PENANArmReWDGRMg
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……你不知道隨隨便變讓小孩幻滅是不道德的行為嗎?!37Please respect copyright.PENANAev9vmVKYjB
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「幻滅是成長的開始,而且你都16了哪裡是小孩?」他說的理所當然,而這句話又再度刺痛了我幼小的心靈。37Please respect copyright.PENANA31m3XXemhf
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正當我還在一旁哀悼我逝去的夢想與童年時,他突然邪邪一笑,一把將我拉上床,我的包包因此掉落在地板上。37Please respect copyright.PENANA87A0wCiqMn
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「而且,小孩子不會做這種事吧?」他說完,手悄悄伸進我的衣服底下。37Please respect copyright.PENANAVSFtbGEqG0
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「喂、等等,學長!不可以啦!現在是一大清早……」我頓時羞紅了臉,哪有人這樣的啊!而且今天是清明節!在清明節的一定清早做這種事讓我更慚愧!37Please respect copyright.PENANAXiKm8gzbzh
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做了的話我今天還要不要回家!37Please respect copyright.PENANAOxVPmM7GmA
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「那我跟你一起回家啊。」他輕輕的啃著我的頸子,含糊的說。37Please respect copyright.PENANALtxzgax7tj
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「啊?」你跟我回家幹嘛?介紹給父母認識嗎?!別蠢了!37Please respect copyright.PENANAp7PfGrNp8q
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「為什麼不行。」學長舔著自己的紅唇,這種動作讓他看起來更性感……37Please respect copyright.PENANA8FXQuH0Euq
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我一定是腦子壞掉了才會覺得惡鬼般的學長性感!37Please respect copyright.PENANAiTcqoxa5XR
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而且本來就不行好不好!難道你要我把你帶到我父母面前然後說:爸、媽,這是我男朋友,而且你兒子還是在下面的那一個。他今天要跟我們家一起去掃墓……這樣嗎?!37Please respect copyright.PENANAAyDv25lm4o
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「好啊。」他很愉悅的說著。37Please respect copyright.PENANA6MfZKubJzJ
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啊?37Please respect copyright.PENANAn7gae5MWm2
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我聽到了什麼?37Please respect copyright.PENANA4iQPqEBT20
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原來我不只腦抽筋,我耳朵也抽筋了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAGlanFXDeen
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「那我們現在先繼續吧。」說完,他人也壓上來了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAkyH5KNKkGR
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等等等!現在是怎樣呀!37Please respect copyright.PENANAyZtkM0zT0h
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我的人權呢?人權!37Please respect copyright.PENANAAi3BXstThe
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地點:原世界 時間:早上九點三十分
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做了兩個半小時…這算持久還是……?37Please respect copyright.PENANAMzV9LmlVYP
結果,在床上做了一次,進浴室又被做了一次,我才終於能出門。37Please respect copyright.PENANAJx9BHkaNQM
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而且,學長真的跟我回家了。37Please respect copyright.PENANABaTiMJHt9o
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這是醜媳婦總要見公婆嗎?不對,學長根本就不醜……個鬼,這句話根本不是這樣用的好不好!漾漾你也變火星人了…37Please respect copyright.PENANAUIZRyucahg
唉唉……37Please respect copyright.PENANAgMwmnPm9Kk
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「吵死了,你還不快進去?」學長瞪了我一眼,催促著。37Please respect copyright.PENANAKZPah1OGa7
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……要是我進去被追殺的話都是你害的!竟然現在才到家!37Please respect copyright.PENANAsLrZdTNjJD
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「叮咚。」我按下了門鈴,突然有一種悽涼感,為什麼我進自己的家門還需要按門鈴才能進去呢?為什麼?因為你把鑰匙搞丟了吧?跟我一樣=ˇ=37Please respect copyright.PENANAXyKPEeWy51
不到十秒,門開了,出來的是煞氣很重的娘親,「褚冥漾你這死小孩,竟然現在才回來!不是說了要早點到的嗎……唉呀!這不是漾漾的學長嗎?你好。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAU4WtKwz5lt
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「你好。」學長露出了營業用笑容,把我媽笑得心花怒放。37Please respect copyright.PENANAK5aRMuZHWx
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喂喂喂!誰來評評理呀!這還有天理嗎?37Please respect copyright.PENANA2s74SfKv5F
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為什麼、兩個人、對人的差別待遇都這麼大!對我就暴力至極,對其他人就和藹可親,這還有天理嗎?37Please respect copyright.PENANATA3coGv1dB
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「不要在外面站著啊,趕快進來。」媽媽手一招便邀請學長進門,對我這兒子完全無視,顯然是忘記我的存在。37Please respect copyright.PENANAMFFdR2u5NB
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我才是你兒子耶!也不關心我一下,都沒人知道我腰部超酸的……37Please respect copyright.PENANArDSxqEaG9l
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在進去之前,學長回過頭來回了一句讓我吐血三升的話。37Please respect copyright.PENANAtU0YkpErYh
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「這就表示你做人失敗。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAIrIs0dfRRB
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……再失敗也不會有你失敗啦!死外星人!漾漾你好有種!37Please respect copyright.PENANAKcH52MDZOV
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我在原地氣得跳腳,為什麼就是贏不了這個人呢?因為他是黑袍,孩子(漾:又一個人抄襲!)37Please respect copyright.PENANAROBdhZqqJe
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「唉呀~漾漾的學長,為什麼你長得這麼帥呢?」37Please respect copyright.PENANAmJLw0jlUHh
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「叫我冰炎就好。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAdZdHQXsYWz
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「冰炎呀,要是我家兒子有你一半帥就不乏沒人追了。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAkdKNbTZmtp
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「不,褚其實還蠻歡迎的。」只是人都被他趕走了。奸笑37Please respect copyright.PENANANCUwhPh0YL
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「唉喲,別逗了,我自己生的兒子自己知道。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAy4b4x82P4h
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誰來跟我解釋這是什麼情況?!37Please respect copyright.PENANAzL6tHO9H7M
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為什麼我爸跟我媽會圍著一個外人在談笑呢?37Please respect copyright.PENANAqEWfNYqqyE
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我這個兒子呢?37Please respect copyright.PENANAdclKtoBDRu
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沒有人想關心我這個久未見面的兒子嗎?37Please respect copyright.PENANAz85OKlhWn4
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突然有一種受傷的感覺,反正我就是沒有人要的小孩嗎……鬧彆扭的漾漾真可愛ˇ這也是學長的心聲喔XD37Please respect copyright.PENANAzMrPbQ2Axp
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我蹲在沙發的一角種香菇,哀悼著我悲慘的未來,如果我這個不受寵不知道父母死了後我分不分得到遺產……說不定他們還寧可給學長咧!清明節詛咒自己父母死是不道德的。37Please respect copyright.PENANAHIQ3oF2CRi
學長瞄了我一眼,嘴角的笑容像是在恥笑我一樣,我不甘心的嘟著嘴用力戳著軟軟的沙發椅,把它當成學長來對待。37Please respect copyright.PENANAyp0d7mm9Hg
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「你在幹麼啊?戳壞了你賠?」魔王大姐登場,一出現就沒好話。37Please respect copyright.PENANAfHjtI41P4t
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「又沒差,而且也不可能壞……」才剛要反駁,沒想到感覺一軟……真的戳壞了……37Please respect copyright.PENANA82OfUbbfTY
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再衰也不是這樣的吧!37Please respect copyright.PENANAj6gtKDOLCH
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「噗、」37Please respect copyright.PENANAKgH1TVWZyJ
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我確實聽見了噴笑聲。37Please respect copyright.PENANAvRk0LRuUVS
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……黑袍了不起阿?可惡可惡可惡!!37Please respect copyright.PENANAJMxpffZHlW
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時間就在他們的談天之下渡過了,在一個小時之後,我們終於能出門了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAcozrG1Tj0w
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「漾漾,幫我把這些搬上車。」媽媽拿著兩大束花吩咐我。37Please respect copyright.PENANAhP2eGW40oz
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在一切終於就緒後,我們坐上了車,而不知為何學長也很自然的跟了進來。37Please respect copyright.PENANAuqmUeOy7pm
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「學長你幹麼?」我一臉詫異的看著他,不懂他在幹麼。37Please respect copyright.PENANATajDmA0njG
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「漾漾你問那什麼蠢問題?冰炎他當然是要跟我們一起去掃墓呀!」媽媽一臉理所當然的說,還叉腰壯勢。37Please respect copyright.PENANA8TLuJYtkTn
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……現在是怎樣?為什麼學長要跟我們一起去掃墓,他又不是我們家的人!37Please respect copyright.PENANAl08jH8wsj6
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「我可是經過你父母的同意喔……」學長奸笑著在我耳邊輕聲說。37Please respect copyright.PENANAkDMTac8lTe
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怎麼就不經過我的同意?!37Please respect copyright.PENANAPtbSOE23aM
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「漾漾你就認命吧。」冥玥無所謂的聳肩。37Please respect copyright.PENANAjv2t9jzKYp
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反正現在全家都反叛了對吧!37Please respect copyright.PENANAVydMEg4cqC
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可惡啊!37Please respect copyright.PENANAvMUCgZDYAi
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……我原本到打短篇的…37Please respect copyright.PENANAONt7zmCjn4
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真的……37Please respect copyright.PENANAncuoSBJowG
結果字數報到三千五我都還沒寫完……37Please respect copyright.PENANAhgpLkjXEW8
是怎樣呀呀呀!!(掀桌)37Please respect copyright.PENANAlSAI7ViFsy
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這是早上在玩電腦突發奇想打出來的XD37Please respect copyright.PENANAaWrTOotaQg
我的重點就是學長不知何時已經是褚家公認的"女婿",還跟他一起去掃墓就對了~~~37Please respect copyright.PENANAuQW66m7i9u
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欺負漾漾欺得很開心~ˇ37Please respect copyright.PENANA2yXi3QSNR5
他的身高一直是令我驚訝的地方37Please respect copyright.PENANACSYx651oZh
所有男角中就他最矮!(瞳狼真身也比他高喔XD)37Please respect copyright.PENANArQmeVET1SK
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剛掃完墓腦子有點秀逗37Please respect copyright.PENANAHnP8M3oScj
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其實清明節對我來說只是一個增加零食的好日子而已…37Please respect copyright.PENANAmsv9YWBVyd
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就先這樣啦XD37Please respect copyright.PENANAeNHcYOWI0h
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後文……不知名國哪一年會出現……37Please respect copyright.PENANAbQrDxMn4kp
阿、反白會出現奇怪的東西唷,請大家不要介意(靠咬)
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