「你們兩個小朋友在眉目傳情些什麼呢?」扇董事很惡劣的問,伸出手就在我身上亂摸……嗚……我被性騷擾了……37Please respect copyright.PENANAkPxmFlNWBd
37Please respect copyright.PENANA2SRPRL4ANA
把她丟出去!學長施加的壓力更大了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAi0urCeDuIs
37Please respect copyright.PENANAL6di01a0mi
不管了!反正以學長的個性,被這樣騷擾也要發火了!37Please respect copyright.PENANAAQKuehIsNt
反正抓住董事的手把她推開就好了吧……37Please respect copyright.PENANAjhXhuuh9Ku
我心想,雙手抓住董事,「請妳住──」37Please respect copyright.PENANATfqWgyKWo3
一句話還沒說完,突然一陣大力扭住我的雙手,我整個人翻了一圈被丟到左側的病床上。37Please respect copyright.PENANA1msTUncH3F
37Please respect copyright.PENANAzBIMdSfQnH
「哈哈哈~不用再裝了!我一進來就發現你們的氣息不對囉~」扇董事雙手插腰大笑,「我可是董事呢!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAKXqyJ5d6nd
我從病床上翻起來,見學長的臉已經跟鍋蓋沒兩樣。37Please respect copyright.PENANAprCAYU6UkK
37Please respect copyright.PENANAi0Qoqbz6Gs
「真沒想到你們會靈魂互換啊~不過這樣真的很有趣,好久沒看到臭小子臉上露出這麼有趣的表情了~」扇董事看著我,笑得很歡暢。「改天我也和我家那口子玩一次看看,一定很好玩~」37Please respect copyright.PENANAUEKzz4o3Vk
「我會請師父注意。」學長的口氣很冷,超冷。37Please respect copyright.PENANAams2m0NQ1X
「呵呵~臭小子你還是先注意自己吧!突然變呆任由小學弟欺壓的黑袍冰炎,及突然變得兇悍對黑袍頤指氣使的小學弟褚冥漾……這種轉變任誰都會起疑吧!褚同學倒還好,只是你黑袍冰炎的名聲就要毀於一旦囉~不過我很好心,我可以幫你告訴全校師生你的苦衷──」37Please respect copyright.PENANAIfaT0UNg4y
37Please respect copyright.PENANAbNO6uaTdJE
「滾出去!!」學長爆火一把抓起旁邊的椅子砸過去。37Please respect copyright.PENANAuaGP5Nf4C9
扇董事輕巧閃開,椅子撞到牆上發出巨響。37Please respect copyright.PENANA8xYa9pj0Vu
「真是的,人家可是一番好意耶~」扇董事嬌嗔,「既然你不領情就算囉~不過看在你好歹也是我養大的,該做的我還是會做。接下來你們就好自為之了~」扇董事說完,在原地轉了個圈,就這樣消失了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAvI6yvtpUPq
37Please respect copyright.PENANAWXW8pzvIoz
室內霎時安靜下來。37Please respect copyright.PENANAwTx2xs6xs9
37Please respect copyright.PENANA2zwvkRvKcP
一直在看戲的黑色仙人掌推推眼鏡,說道:「那麼,兩位在此也待夠久了。我還有工作和屍體要研究呢。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAo10uzeQ1Vj
37Please respect copyright.PENANA3TJWeLVXay
你這傢伙!戲看夠了就想趕人了嗎!?37Please respect copyright.PENANARC90DSIG6U
我還想吶喊,學長卻一把抓住我:「七天後我會來,到時東西一定要準備好!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAzERbLhR3MI
撂完話,就拖著我出去了……37Please respect copyright.PENANACoqC92z2To
慢著!學長!你不覺得黑袍被無袍級學弟拖著走的畫面很奇怪嗎?!而且那黑袍是你耶!37Please respect copyright.PENANAVPnO1pHFhG
「哼!」學長用力甩下我的手……這動作在旁人眼裡看來也很不好吧!是大不敬兼找死啊!37Please respect copyright.PENANA2NO8K210eV
「囉嗦!」學長捏了一下他自己……現在是我的手臂,痛!37Please respect copyright.PENANA7sIESaLsrw
你已經決定不明巴要暗捏了嗎?!這是你的身體耶!37Please respect copyright.PENANAaaoj5uGRHK
學長用很恐怖的眼神瞪著我:「你想要我詛咒你嗎?褚?」37Please respect copyright.PENANAtwCwjg0Dx3
不不不……小的知錯……37Please respect copyright.PENANALDMXMxARP1
「哼……我們要出去了,給我擺出正常的表情!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAiaknE9NO32
正常?是學長平時那種一臉別人欠你八百萬的臭臉嗎?37Please respect copyright.PENANAe7aUmkldBn
痛!我撫著被狠捏的腰部哀泣……37Please respect copyright.PENANAFU0QOpi20Z
37Please respect copyright.PENANA6PXxP1RCw2
忍住疼痛,我盡力維持面癱……不,是面無表情的樣子。37Please respect copyright.PENANAU0H5EIzf8b
看著也是面無表情的學長……我可以請求你表情柔和點嗎?這是我的臉啊!37Please respect copyright.PENANAciMQTcEl1r
正想著,學長突然看向我,扯出一個讓我毛骨悚然的笑容……37Please respect copyright.PENANAmqEQmHgSm1
對不起我錯了!請面無表情吧!37Please respect copyright.PENANAUMNy5UYfr4
37Please respect copyright.PENANAadQrfhRGwt
我們走出醫療班,這時我又聽見麻煩的呼喚。37Please respect copyright.PENANA6b1qs3cGVy
37Please respect copyright.PENANAH0VP0t9icq
「漾~」五色雞頭一邊喊一邊揮舞袋子跑過來,引起路人側目。37Please respect copyright.PENANA3VNUBiSjg5
「聽說你被雷打到,所以本大爺特地帶禮物來看你!感激我吧!」五色雞頭說著一把拐住我……現在是學長的脖子……37Please respect copyright.PENANAlxPCuY3kmq
37Please respect copyright.PENANAxqsFxw50za
我還來不及阻止,可怕的事就在我眼前發生了。37Please respect copyright.PENANA0Du4hKFy3s
37Please respect copyright.PENANAMkayEEEeJH
學長一把扣住五色雞頭的手臂,身體一轉,雙手使力一摔……37Please respect copyright.PENANANkk7IMRkkS
於是五色雞頭就這麼被"我"過肩摔了……37Please respect copyright.PENANAtMypTirSew
……37Please respect copyright.PENANAWLg5PV31dd
如果可以,請讓我做出孟克的經典名畫之姿-吶喊吧……37Please respect copyright.PENANArZLlPxrwFa
我也知道不行,所以學長你別瞪我了,大家在看了……37Please respect copyright.PENANAFDDJfdjHJk
37Please respect copyright.PENANA25QxyXbMOW
「漾──」五色雞頭從地上跳起來,用很陰森的表情和聲音向著學長,「一個僕人竟敢對本大爺不敬!你可知罪?!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAb3N9ObjX5B
誰是你僕人啊,還有最後四個字是怎樣?你最近迷上包青天嗎……37Please respect copyright.PENANAjx3KhC4ieD
「你說誰是你僕人了?西瑞?」學長帝王一樣的冷聲反問。37Please respect copyright.PENANAXvMBV6SNvL
如果情況不是這麼糟糕,我會很高興原來我真的可以這麼帥這麼強悍的……但是現在我的內心已經孟克化,高興不起來啊……37Please respect copyright.PENANA0unIYkI7pS
37Please respect copyright.PENANApXuIzgkQqz
五色雞頭陰森一笑(他和黑色仙人掌果然是兄弟),開始舒展指關節……37Please respect copyright.PENANAGmBpkQriCW
慢著!能力沒調換啊!學長用我的身體哪可能贏得了啊!37Please respect copyright.PENANA1hOFGJGiMj
我後知後覺的想到,忙踏出一步,想以學長的姿態制止。37Please respect copyright.PENANAjJkPNFdh5c
這時,醫療班大門打開,黑色仙人掌鬼一般瞬移到五色雞頭旁邊。37Please respect copyright.PENANAmuRuAvo8l5
「西瑞小弟,褚小朋友剛被雷打到,腦筋不太清楚。就別和他一般見識了。來,我正想找人跟我一起喝茶,進來吧!」37Please respect copyright.PENANARCJf7s0jpX
黑色仙人掌完全不給五色雞頭說話的機會,一把將他拉入醫療班。37Please respect copyright.PENANAeKmRHoDQ1B
37Please respect copyright.PENANAqW9Uon0dk9
原本一觸即發的氣氛霎時和平。37Please respect copyright.PENANAbZz0aukQ4P
37Please respect copyright.PENANAzyi6KzJ5E2
一些看熱鬧的人就散了,但仍然有一些人用奇怪的眼神看著學長。37Please respect copyright.PENANA2WTDbiPQSo
學長像沒事人一樣的整理衣服,然後走向我,用只有我聽得見的音量道:「回黑館。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAWGNiUpeAsh
37Please respect copyright.PENANAqlBLYRtk8k
我鬆了口氣,才想終於可以休息一下。哪知,命運如此殘酷。37Please respect copyright.PENANAGHBkU6EIpb
37Please respect copyright.PENANA2Fen6mcVbI
一陣廣播聲響起:「各位同學~有大事宣布:方才醫療班發生狀況,導致前去治傷的黑袍-二年A組冰炎同學和無袍級一年C組褚冥漾同學靈魂互換。因此,倘若看到兩位同學做出不符身分性格的事請別驚訝,醫療班會注意,不讓此慘劇再次發生的!以上!」37Please respect copyright.PENANA9pbbTgCTy6
……37Please respect copyright.PENANAXMqm9tHIbU
雖然聲音不太一樣,但是那氣死人的語調……是扇董事吧……37Please respect copyright.PENANAfxLdlXYOEO
37Please respect copyright.PENANA7FBJAMxSgw
原先散開的人群又聚集起來,多數是女生……37Please respect copyright.PENANA6OVcldtlcE
女生越來越多,全都用一種很詭異的目光盯著我……我吞了吞口水,下意識退了一步。37Please respect copyright.PENANAEWYv5v5x89
下一秒我就後悔了,那群女生見我後退,整個目光大變,讓我覺得自己像是落入狼群中的羊……37Please respect copyright.PENANA9ljG9umzK1
37Please respect copyright.PENANATYITo4Dff3
學長……Q口Q……37Please respect copyright.PENANAnIq6RCN5xO
學長嘖了一聲,迅雷不及掩耳的抓住我的手,朝地上投下傳送符。37Please respect copyright.PENANAKqYmVaVHhF
37Please respect copyright.PENANANTF86xxdn5
同時,一群女生衝了過來。37Please respect copyright.PENANANmMXk5V9ux
37Please respect copyright.PENANAVp88xaZQDU
37Please respect copyright.PENANAWYVUzg63Sa
37Please respect copyright.PENANAxGUSb4QvcX
ns216.73.216.82da2 37Please respect copyright.PENANA2SRPRL4ANA
把她丟出去!學長施加的壓力更大了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAi0urCeDuIs
37Please respect copyright.PENANAL6di01a0mi
不管了!反正以學長的個性,被這樣騷擾也要發火了!37Please respect copyright.PENANAAQKuehIsNt
反正抓住董事的手把她推開就好了吧……37Please respect copyright.PENANAjhXhuuh9Ku
我心想,雙手抓住董事,「請妳住──」37Please respect copyright.PENANATfqWgyKWo3
一句話還沒說完,突然一陣大力扭住我的雙手,我整個人翻了一圈被丟到左側的病床上。37Please respect copyright.PENANA1msTUncH3F
37Please respect copyright.PENANAzBIMdSfQnH
「哈哈哈~不用再裝了!我一進來就發現你們的氣息不對囉~」扇董事雙手插腰大笑,「我可是董事呢!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAKXqyJ5d6nd
我從病床上翻起來,見學長的臉已經跟鍋蓋沒兩樣。37Please respect copyright.PENANAprCAYU6UkK
37Please respect copyright.PENANAi0Qoqbz6Gs
「真沒想到你們會靈魂互換啊~不過這樣真的很有趣,好久沒看到臭小子臉上露出這麼有趣的表情了~」扇董事看著我,笑得很歡暢。「改天我也和我家那口子玩一次看看,一定很好玩~」37Please respect copyright.PENANAUEKzz4o3Vk
「我會請師父注意。」學長的口氣很冷,超冷。37Please respect copyright.PENANAams2m0NQ1X
「呵呵~臭小子你還是先注意自己吧!突然變呆任由小學弟欺壓的黑袍冰炎,及突然變得兇悍對黑袍頤指氣使的小學弟褚冥漾……這種轉變任誰都會起疑吧!褚同學倒還好,只是你黑袍冰炎的名聲就要毀於一旦囉~不過我很好心,我可以幫你告訴全校師生你的苦衷──」37Please respect copyright.PENANAIfaT0UNg4y
37Please respect copyright.PENANAbNO6uaTdJE
「滾出去!!」學長爆火一把抓起旁邊的椅子砸過去。37Please respect copyright.PENANAuaGP5Nf4C9
扇董事輕巧閃開,椅子撞到牆上發出巨響。37Please respect copyright.PENANA8xYa9pj0Vu
「真是的,人家可是一番好意耶~」扇董事嬌嗔,「既然你不領情就算囉~不過看在你好歹也是我養大的,該做的我還是會做。接下來你們就好自為之了~」扇董事說完,在原地轉了個圈,就這樣消失了。37Please respect copyright.PENANAvI6yvtpUPq
37Please respect copyright.PENANAWXW8pzvIoz
室內霎時安靜下來。37Please respect copyright.PENANAwTx2xs6xs9
37Please respect copyright.PENANA2zwvkRvKcP
一直在看戲的黑色仙人掌推推眼鏡,說道:「那麼,兩位在此也待夠久了。我還有工作和屍體要研究呢。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAo10uzeQ1Vj
37Please respect copyright.PENANA3TJWeLVXay
你這傢伙!戲看夠了就想趕人了嗎!?37Please respect copyright.PENANARC90DSIG6U
我還想吶喊,學長卻一把抓住我:「七天後我會來,到時東西一定要準備好!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAzERbLhR3MI
撂完話,就拖著我出去了……37Please respect copyright.PENANACoqC92z2To
慢著!學長!你不覺得黑袍被無袍級學弟拖著走的畫面很奇怪嗎?!而且那黑袍是你耶!37Please respect copyright.PENANAVPnO1pHFhG
「哼!」學長用力甩下我的手……這動作在旁人眼裡看來也很不好吧!是大不敬兼找死啊!37Please respect copyright.PENANA2NO8K210eV
「囉嗦!」學長捏了一下他自己……現在是我的手臂,痛!37Please respect copyright.PENANA7sIESaLsrw
你已經決定不明巴要暗捏了嗎?!這是你的身體耶!37Please respect copyright.PENANAaaoj5uGRHK
學長用很恐怖的眼神瞪著我:「你想要我詛咒你嗎?褚?」37Please respect copyright.PENANAtwCwjg0Dx3
不不不……小的知錯……37Please respect copyright.PENANALDMXMxARP1
「哼……我們要出去了,給我擺出正常的表情!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAiaknE9NO32
正常?是學長平時那種一臉別人欠你八百萬的臭臉嗎?37Please respect copyright.PENANAe7aUmkldBn
痛!我撫著被狠捏的腰部哀泣……37Please respect copyright.PENANAFU0QOpi20Z
37Please respect copyright.PENANA6PXxP1RCw2
忍住疼痛,我盡力維持面癱……不,是面無表情的樣子。37Please respect copyright.PENANAU0H5EIzf8b
看著也是面無表情的學長……我可以請求你表情柔和點嗎?這是我的臉啊!37Please respect copyright.PENANAciMQTcEl1r
正想著,學長突然看向我,扯出一個讓我毛骨悚然的笑容……37Please respect copyright.PENANAmqEQmHgSm1
對不起我錯了!請面無表情吧!37Please respect copyright.PENANAUMNy5UYfr4
37Please respect copyright.PENANAadQrfhRGwt
我們走出醫療班,這時我又聽見麻煩的呼喚。37Please respect copyright.PENANA6b1qs3cGVy
37Please respect copyright.PENANAH0VP0t9icq
「漾~」五色雞頭一邊喊一邊揮舞袋子跑過來,引起路人側目。37Please respect copyright.PENANA3VNUBiSjg5
「聽說你被雷打到,所以本大爺特地帶禮物來看你!感激我吧!」五色雞頭說著一把拐住我……現在是學長的脖子……37Please respect copyright.PENANAlxPCuY3kmq
37Please respect copyright.PENANAxqsFxw50za
我還來不及阻止,可怕的事就在我眼前發生了。37Please respect copyright.PENANA0Du4hKFy3s
37Please respect copyright.PENANAMkayEEEeJH
學長一把扣住五色雞頭的手臂,身體一轉,雙手使力一摔……37Please respect copyright.PENANANkk7IMRkkS
於是五色雞頭就這麼被"我"過肩摔了……37Please respect copyright.PENANAtMypTirSew
……37Please respect copyright.PENANAWLg5PV31dd
如果可以,請讓我做出孟克的經典名畫之姿-吶喊吧……37Please respect copyright.PENANArZLlPxrwFa
我也知道不行,所以學長你別瞪我了,大家在看了……37Please respect copyright.PENANAFDDJfdjHJk
37Please respect copyright.PENANA25QxyXbMOW
「漾──」五色雞頭從地上跳起來,用很陰森的表情和聲音向著學長,「一個僕人竟敢對本大爺不敬!你可知罪?!」37Please respect copyright.PENANAb3N9ObjX5B
誰是你僕人啊,還有最後四個字是怎樣?你最近迷上包青天嗎……37Please respect copyright.PENANAjx3KhC4ieD
「你說誰是你僕人了?西瑞?」學長帝王一樣的冷聲反問。37Please respect copyright.PENANAXvMBV6SNvL
如果情況不是這麼糟糕,我會很高興原來我真的可以這麼帥這麼強悍的……但是現在我的內心已經孟克化,高興不起來啊……37Please respect copyright.PENANA0unIYkI7pS
37Please respect copyright.PENANApXuIzgkQqz
五色雞頭陰森一笑(他和黑色仙人掌果然是兄弟),開始舒展指關節……37Please respect copyright.PENANAGmBpkQriCW
慢著!能力沒調換啊!學長用我的身體哪可能贏得了啊!37Please respect copyright.PENANA1hOFGJGiMj
我後知後覺的想到,忙踏出一步,想以學長的姿態制止。37Please respect copyright.PENANAjJkPNFdh5c
這時,醫療班大門打開,黑色仙人掌鬼一般瞬移到五色雞頭旁邊。37Please respect copyright.PENANAmuRuAvo8l5
「西瑞小弟,褚小朋友剛被雷打到,腦筋不太清楚。就別和他一般見識了。來,我正想找人跟我一起喝茶,進來吧!」37Please respect copyright.PENANARCJf7s0jpX
黑色仙人掌完全不給五色雞頭說話的機會,一把將他拉入醫療班。37Please respect copyright.PENANAeKmRHoDQ1B
37Please respect copyright.PENANAqW9Uon0dk9
原本一觸即發的氣氛霎時和平。37Please respect copyright.PENANAbZz0aukQ4P
37Please respect copyright.PENANAzyi6KzJ5E2
一些看熱鬧的人就散了,但仍然有一些人用奇怪的眼神看著學長。37Please respect copyright.PENANA2WTDbiPQSo
學長像沒事人一樣的整理衣服,然後走向我,用只有我聽得見的音量道:「回黑館。」37Please respect copyright.PENANAWGNiUpeAsh
37Please respect copyright.PENANAqlBLYRtk8k
我鬆了口氣,才想終於可以休息一下。哪知,命運如此殘酷。37Please respect copyright.PENANAGHBkU6EIpb
37Please respect copyright.PENANA2Fen6mcVbI
一陣廣播聲響起:「各位同學~有大事宣布:方才醫療班發生狀況,導致前去治傷的黑袍-二年A組冰炎同學和無袍級一年C組褚冥漾同學靈魂互換。因此,倘若看到兩位同學做出不符身分性格的事請別驚訝,醫療班會注意,不讓此慘劇再次發生的!以上!」37Please respect copyright.PENANA9pbbTgCTy6
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雖然聲音不太一樣,但是那氣死人的語調……是扇董事吧……37Please respect copyright.PENANAfxLdlXYOEO
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原先散開的人群又聚集起來,多數是女生……37Please respect copyright.PENANA6OVcldtlcE
女生越來越多,全都用一種很詭異的目光盯著我……我吞了吞口水,下意識退了一步。37Please respect copyright.PENANAEWYv5v5x89
下一秒我就後悔了,那群女生見我後退,整個目光大變,讓我覺得自己像是落入狼群中的羊……37Please respect copyright.PENANA9ljG9umzK1
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學長……Q口Q……37Please respect copyright.PENANAnIq6RCN5xO
學長嘖了一聲,迅雷不及掩耳的抓住我的手,朝地上投下傳送符。37Please respect copyright.PENANAKqYmVaVHhF
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同時,一群女生衝了過來。37Please respect copyright.PENANANmMXk5V9ux
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