我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。
作者:
南翁
南翁
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第二集：遊龍戲鳳。第一章：不聽女人說話的下場會很慘很恐怖。（１）
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太丟臉，過程我就不說了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0oQqDGBOr
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等我解釋完整件事，我的臉已經腫得像發酵過頭的波蘿麵包、頭髮掉了一搓、額頭上一個腫包、右眼旁邊還有一大圈瘀青，都不敢出去見人了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WGeN8MKKZ
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這只是看得見的地方。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz3knQYVgG
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換黃月英拿著藥箱，一邊幫我擦藥一邊說：「對不起啦，但也你早點解釋清楚嘛，我就不會那樣了。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOn9ETqJsz
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妳最好有給我機會。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VPhW8K425
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「好了。」黃月英放下藥，拿了個小鏡子給我照臉。「還可以吧？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LRcX9CG4K
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還是一樣腫啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWzGGctcRR
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唉，算了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVbYBbJbma
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黃月英：「好啦，我都道歉了，你不要再生氣了。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvs2PYPEim
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我：「我沒有。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJuVuUbuUh
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我只是想扁人而已。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1HXqtdAU0
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黃月英：「騙人。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhko4vkrHX
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不然妳是想要怎樣？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF9E64TVzr
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我：「總不可能要我被打一頓還笑吧？又不是被虐狂。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUztcW7L7X
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黃月英：「那我讓你打回來。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdA35inJ9k
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不要告訴我妳是被虐狂，那……我可能會有點高興？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yI7mkz61j
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才不會，我沒那麼變態。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtetFu2FuZ
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我：「算了吧，又不是小朋友。過兩天我就會忘了。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL00SqcC7g
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黃月英：「不管，你現在就不能生氣，不然你就打我。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY59cP2i5Er
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這種要求我一輩子都沒聽過。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd47c6mJas7
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我：「好啊。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpzm7fhf5M
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黃月英：「啊？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PBDl7JHLo
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我直接一巴掌拍過去。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpsbPRGYLn
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黃月英閉上眼，縮了一下。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVwCbIJF59
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但我只是輕輕將手放在她的臉上，算是順便揩個油。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuH38RxCAF
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我：「就這麼一下，痛嗎？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MSVitvDIU
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「知道你最好了。」黃月英鬆了口氣。「那就不生氣了？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRzBKQ3wKq
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我白了她一眼：「算我服了妳。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4l2S7phCj
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黃月英一笑，伸出手。我偏偏猜到她想表達什麼。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEAouyET5R
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我把匕首拿出來。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmobXLB8rIi
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黃月英伸手拿走匕首：「以後這個就交給我保管，要用的話先跟我報備。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoA7J1xpRR
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但我沒有放手。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oJIAXPEXX
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黃月英用力拉了一下，我還是沒有放手。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh93WVKJts
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再一下。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ120DkdaLC1
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又一下。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUfnsyaOUR
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黃月英：「放手啊！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg3OpTSvHn
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我：「我要去找趙雲談一談，想辦法讓他站在小貝這一邊，可能馬上就得用44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3vahUIqEj
上。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3K8KaET98
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黃月英：「我跟你一起去就好了。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKqtDUbO42
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我：「妳還是回去吧，我自己去會比較好。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYPnzYasKC
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黃月英：「我不要。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDc5Iq4fyT
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我：「妳沒戴面具出來。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Wk8PJJ1qu
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黃月英：「我不管。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44raMdApV9
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妳是小朋友喔。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wbKdTDXAl
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我只好詳細解釋：「聽起來趙雲是個喜好女色的人，妳沒戴面具就這樣去，只會轉移焦點，讓我沒有辦法好好跟他談。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEZznluJMO
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黃月英：「那就讓我跟他談啊。既然他特別喜歡女人，那我去應該更好說話吧？是不是？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbph6ylU17
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我：「這我當然也知道。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4kknFhPaq
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黃月英：「那你還要我回去？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3YCy2sWIJ
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我：「要不然我自己一個人來幹嗎？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndviVpFzci
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這當然回答得牛頭不對馬嘴。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMMS537ZLU
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黃月英看著我，突然竊笑。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NZkFTrRgI
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我：「笑什麼？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiy6Q8c6eI
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黃月英：「你好可愛喔。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYL74UlcY1
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啊？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBJXzXGBPY
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黃月英：「你在擔心我被占便宜嗎？真是任性，呵呵，不過這也不能怪你。唉，長得太漂亮，也是有許多煩惱。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL9TzBZTrD
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真是個自我感覺良好的傢伙。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKy8Y3zixD
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我：「算了，隨便妳。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSu7N3z44C
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黃月英：「你也太小看我了。放心吧，我自己會保護自己的。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwlzS9hCqM
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我直接不理她。她卻還是喜孜孜地跟在後面。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK5fVWNgAu
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我打開門，卻見到一名女子站在門口。那是個有些年紀的女人，看起來四十歲上下，雖然青春年華不再，但她很聰明地沒有強留，淡淡的妝、寬鬆樸素的衣44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnTYi3LdGE
物，不失高雅氣質、同時給人容易親近的感覺。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw99hMaIUQ1
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女人九十度躬身：「諸葛先生，我是這裡的掌櫃，貂蟬大人要我好好招待您。我年紀稍大一些，所以大家叫我鳳姐，如果諸葛先生不介意，可以這麼叫我。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImhqXevzCS
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我直接說：「這幾天，是不是有一個叫趙雲的客人一直住在這裡？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYS5bdrKsyb
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鳳姐：「趙將軍嗎？是的，他正在小店作客。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb8iVDAnab
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我：「他在哪？我要找他。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO85yK6GTj
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鳳姐：「請跟我來。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNAbAhtCpi
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鳳姐領著我們轉進二樓。二樓是一間間包廂，由於天色尚早，只有兩三間的門是關上的，關上的房間裡面也都是鴉雀無聲。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6lbK7ZTkK
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但鳳姐領著我們往深處走，一個走廊角落邊間的門大開著，裡面火光大盛，44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCK6W7FN9n
漸漸能聽到笑鬧的聲音一陣一陣地傳來。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOvlSdVSNe
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「小雲雲，多喝點酒啊。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfwK5yVKQl
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「討厭啦，龍龍，不可以摸那邊啦。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa4UGSeojO
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「啊，誰偷抓我的屁股？嘻嘻，是你對不對？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuhfUKfUnu
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我和黃月英異口同聲：「果然是個禽獸。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIOmSB8ti0
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鳳姐這時說：「趙將軍就在那房間裡面。我會在門外候著，如果大人有何吩咐，喊我一聲便是。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCoujan5de
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我：「知道了。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBLW7XOAaH
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黃月英：「你打算怎麼辦？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxT4dWGpdtt
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我：「本來是打算威脅他。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV1hF7M95V
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黃月英：「拿什麼威脅？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZiC0lhXMo
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「他的命。」我聳聳肩。「不過我現在不打算威脅他了，因為不小心拿到交易的籌碼。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yZMeJGtCu
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黃月英：「什麼籌碼？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLH6tMzXQ0
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我：「那把短刀啊。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPTs8cQ0KM
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黃月英立刻理解了：「我懂了。要不要我先去探探情況？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dLmQTbAR4
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我：「沒有必要，直接進去會會他。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5z5sBZxTn
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我與黃月英大方地走入房間中。房間裡有六名應該是妓女的女性，各個衣衫凌亂，但至少身上都還有衣服。唯一的那名男性只穿了一件褲子，雙手雙腳攤開坐在床上，喔不對，雙腳是跨在旁邊兩個女子的大腿上。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia9mXlkXBN
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我懷疑那名男子是個嚴重的白化症患者，因為他全身上下，連頭髮、眼睛都是毫無色差的白，一張削瘦的臉龐雖然十分英俊，但除了黑眼圈之外一片全白實在需要一點時間習慣。他的身材，大概是縱慾過度吧，皮包骨般的太過瘦弱──但他發達的肌肉也因此顯得恐怖，好像把皮扒開一樣可以一條一條細細計數。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27D0k0Qeoi
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嗯，除了銀槍白馬，連人都是白的，難怪給人的刻板印象這麼深。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeBujJmIq8
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趙雲子龍。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxii4BQEmE
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一群女人看著我們兩個，都停下手邊的事，一時無語。但那男人正仰著頭、飲著酒，還未注意到我們。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMSTYnxenX
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房間中央的桌子擺著滿桌酒菜，我直接面對趙雲而坐。黃月英好像還有點不好意思，躊躇了兩步，才在我旁邊坐下。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GHRa1ZbA0
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趙雲將一甕酒一飲而盡，直接將酒甕往旁邊一砸，這才看見我們兩個。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkUesdRwgP
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我發現我錯了，他並不是個禽獸。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyB8WpD0qM
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趙雲面無表情，或許是失去了面紅耳赤的能力，他異常嚴肅的臉並無酒意，一雙眼毫不避諱與我對視。他坐起身、手撐著身體，讓視線與我更靠近，那雙專注且危險的眼睛，使我不禁流下一滴冷汗。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEqR5zLgUS
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或許我沒有錯，他確實是頭禽獸。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr3htHBxnr
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一頭盯緊獵物的獵豹。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnR9rHXwOIA
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxXuMEZWiY
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趙雲指著我的臉大笑：「豬頭啊哈哈哈，差點嚇死我了，我還以為哪來的豬頭人身妖怪。啊哈哈哈快笑死我了，這傢伙是來搞笑的嗎？哈哈哈太逗了，還是偷情被老婆抓包所以被打成這豬樣？我猜對了？哈哈哈哈哈一定是這樣……」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx6edCA4Pa
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幹。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DIhqXIc2b
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真準。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxe0xli5xR
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而且，俗話說，笑聲是會傳染的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3jWkRHlkp
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「哈哈，唉呦，小雲雲你太壞了，害我笑得肚子好痛。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKquye2yTzb
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「龍龍，你好幽默喔，嘻嘻。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFNO6eZMiz
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「不要一邊笑一邊拍人家大腿啦，會痛呢。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZWq5sxAWK
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那些人就算了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYuZkEi6Jl
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真的算了，我一開始就做好被別人笑的心理準備了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yOJAHcCCB
但那個罪魁禍首竟然在我旁邊笑！她竟然在笑！想笑不敢笑的悶笑其實是裝不敢笑的悶笑其實她根本笑的很爽！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNft0wbyYM
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早知道我就兩巴掌把她也打成豬頭！可惡！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PsjKaTlgv
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一群人笑翻只有我面無表情的情況我也不知道持續了多久，我只知道是一直到所有人都笑到腿軟癱倒為止。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJeiBPasEC
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趙雲突然起身，趴到桌上，在我還沒反應過來之前，將臉湊到黃月英的面前：「除了那位豬頭老兄，倒是來了一位大美女……」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscjuCiW8BM
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在我還沒反應過來之前，我的視線就只剩下趙雲那張白化症的臉。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM0Dgxqwsx
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動的是我，不是趙雲。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo3bFb7uHI
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我：「小心一點，她會把人打成豬頭的。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXpOtUfisg
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黃月英白了我一眼。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZUT5I1GWR
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趙雲聳肩，與我隔著桌子面對面坐：「名字我就不問了，反正我不會記得。找我做什麼？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJY9OY0Ma7
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你不問，我可不能不說。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qvZ7c7lo2
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我：「在下複姓諸葛，一名亮，字孔明。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsihjk7f8wi
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趙雲愣住。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJH6PjNhvm
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又大笑：「哈哈哈，你們聽到了沒有？臥龍先生啊！臥龍先生來妓院找你們，是不是感到萬分光榮啊？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zmbqNQBdk
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我淡淡地說：「不好笑了。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPstvL4p0BG
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「別鬧了，要演戲也先去消消腫再來。」趙雲丟出兩塊銅錢出來。「去買兩塊肉餅吃吧，少在這礙眼。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnukx1cusAm
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我拿出貂蟬給我的小刀，直接插在桌子上。「仔細看清楚了，在這裡，所有人都得聽我的。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k5Kh1fylO
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一片鴉雀無聲。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxl5BGHHXFY
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趙雲轉頭看向旁邊的妓女，問道：「他說的是真的？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk3a6GwKHJ
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「不知道。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGR5VPB2CO
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「沒看過。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJu4Zh7esb
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「啊？什麼？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKTtJ9nKwb
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尷尬。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8ej9YwXla
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超級尷尬。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgMRCRV8rr
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劇本不是這樣寫的啊！難道那貂蟬陰我？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcTefVMwfN
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趙雲：「算了，看這位美女淪落到要這樣騙吃騙喝，我也是於心不忍。來，過來陪我喝酒，今天這桌就當我請你們的，我是不是很大方啊？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2sYCgvvZg
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「沒有必要。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjnB8ZGM7Q
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鳳姐這時走到我身後，道：「諸葛先生，抱歉，是我沒有教好她們。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2xbJCdd8j
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就是說啊，員工訓練做好一點好不好？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNljn7JNsgd
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妓女們紛紛嚇得站起，異口同聲喊：「鳳姐。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWH2Mzeuga
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我舉起手，掌心對著背後，一甩。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U2HgsvG9N
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所有人魚貫走了出去。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCesLW15EW
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「呿，真掃興。」趙雲依然放肆隨興。「真的是諸葛亮？我那時候沒去，但聽說劉備之前還想找過你當軍師是吧？不過他已經掛了，來不及了。現在你有話快說有屁快放，別打擾我享樂。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen8muQZYuk
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我直接說：「是他女兒劉貝請我來的。很抱歉，現在的情況可能容不得你繼續這樣荒淫下去，我需要你站在她那邊，助我們一臂之力。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDDv8JCXQb
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趙雲皺眉：「開玩笑吧？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8Ijwrg0uL
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我：「我是認真的。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yGEgTYJ2L
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「小貝啊，我其實滿喜歡她的……不要用看蘿莉控的眼神看我，我對她只是單純對一個小妹妹的喜歡。」趙雲說著，突然問。「而且她有時候會換一個人似的，厲害到我們幾個做男人的都無地自容啊，你有看過嗎？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoA52DgY5J
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