我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。 - 第三集28

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　　我睜開眼。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefRb8Z4t11
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　　我才想起來，原來我被虐到暈了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL3AcSInml
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　　這時用冷水把我潑醒，大概是要開始上課。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQg6Bj8vNd
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　　過程怎麼樣我已經記不太清楚，從我身上的傷痕來看，大概就是被痛揍一頓、鞭子抽、夾手指……該有的都沒有少，不過張飛還是有特地避開我受傷的肩膀，而且比起貂蟬、黃月英那種虐待法好像根本是小巫見大巫。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnffAfKttti
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　　不過那真他媽的還是很痛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmFJ2xykLp
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　　痛到我不斷在罵髒話。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkru8Pn6kG
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　　幹。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DJW1wLTsq
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　　三國演義看到黃蓋用苦肉計就短短幾句話帶過，我從來沒什麼感覺的，這時自己用了，才知道那真他奶奶的強大。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNr7W5y7NV
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　　我亂七八糟的髒話有點多很抱歉。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlZLgmChpC
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　　不過我現在已經痛到麻痺，沒有什麼感覺。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN5gAhbkqJ
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　　簡雍和麋竺坐在一旁，看得似乎是快睡著了，偏偏還是要硬撐著看我怎麼被虐。你們這兩個死變態，就不要讓我抓到你們的把柄，到時候看我怎麼整你們。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnriCK6Ueh
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　　張飛見我醒了，道：「你說是不說？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbblcYYfTvy
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　　我沉默。瞥了眼簡雍和麋竺。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTF7mFr6fl
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　　已經夠了嗎？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8dMGEwhQz
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　　張飛拿起長鞭。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5S60maZXB
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　　麋竺卻是起身，道：「張將軍，這幾套我已經看膩了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MbarzxaFN
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　　張飛：「刑求有刑求的方法，要痛感強烈、卻又不能致死，不是想怎麼樣就怎麼樣的。如果隨隨便便把人虐死了，情報要從哪裡得來？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovQr3Pk1q6
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　　麋竺：「我只是想給個建議。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETnFqcnDMQ
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　　張飛：「什麼建議？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9utnxqKl1a
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　　麋竺：「這傢伙，我看是不到黃河不死心了。我看不如這樣吧，先上黥刑，然後讓他遊街示眾，引他另一個同伴出來，來個甕中捉鱉。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsJWZBjSHZ
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　　張飛：「麋大人，你口口聲聲說是對我大哥忠誠，卻想在新野的百姓面前用這麼殘忍的手段？你難道是想毀我大哥一世英名？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIBm2TM663
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　　麋竺聞言，諾諾不再說話。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5qp4D45Lj
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　　簡雍：「麋大人的想法是以些不妥。不過，這個人如此嘴硬，或許是更重名聲，黥刑倒是可以考慮。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ33GN0zbDs
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　　麋竺也立刻跟著說：「別的對他沒用，搞不好黥刑就有用了。況且刑具都已經擺好，也不是什麼麻煩事。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl2e5kGLIj
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　　張飛一時無語，不知道該不該阻止。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdU1L5oK5t
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　　麋竺已經喊道：「來人！上火！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGGgIuAE00
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　　我則是已經放棄了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHH90T5val
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　　傷疤什麼的就算了，有一點疤搞不好更帥更有型──但黥刑可是得用火烙一個醜死人的字在我臉上，要是真變成那樣，我老婆還不跟我離婚？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3UCWbhoDu
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　　最多就到這了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrQlzUKhCY
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　　再下去就不是不符合比率原則，而是根本就是不合邏輯。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLv7hzi5FW1
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　　我正要開口，沒想到這時鏡兒喊道：「慢著。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4qmPPJoTR
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　　麋竺愣了下，隨即不滿地說：「不過是個丫環竟敢這樣跟我說話？讓妳裝成將軍，妳就真當自己是將軍了？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEZ9wmk0hk
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　　鏡兒：「小人不敢。但、但是，左將軍一向仁慈，還請大人三思。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuj1mPCBig
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　　這小姑娘對我還真不錯。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ327aqCrh
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　　麋竺：「什麼時候輪得到妳跟我談論左將軍的為人？妳這……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8eIXL6vux
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　　我：「喂，別吵了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKuLItRIzK
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　　麋竺突然接不下話。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVgyBXbWi8
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　　簡雍：「那你早點坦白，也省得浪費我們的時間。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcAt1Dr2bY
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　　我：「好，我說。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp5e2XbQKy
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　　簡雍也接不下話。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YmI0apPGA
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　　我：「我可以把事情告訴你們，但是有條件。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pXFvuM6NL
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　　張飛：「什麼條件，你說說看。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JgLE3BgtS
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　　我：「我要你保證我活著離開，另外給我白銀百兩、兩個美女、寶馬兩匹，還要對外宣稱我已經死了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BhQPmb2Ug
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　　麋竺：「哈哈，竟有如此可笑之人。你的命就握在我的手裡，竟然還敢跟我討價還價？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn0W6blTKk
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　　我：「哈哈哈哈哈。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlsd9Svpv3
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　　麋竺：「你又笑什麼？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1XkvyefXQ
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　　我：「我才覺得你可笑。我這個情報可是關係你們整個新野城所有人的命，我這麼點小小的要求你也捨不得給，那就在這裡等死好了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWNhM98ZAo
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　　麋竺：「你這傢伙……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBdq53WyZd
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　　簡雍突然喊道：「麋大人，不要被他挑釁了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dV5jk5AQt
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　　麋竺不悅地瞪著我，但還是收斂了話語。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B7P4G5SAg
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　　張飛道：「好，這件事我就答應你了。說吧。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HLZtKMXX7
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　　我：「你當我傻了？你先放了我、東西備好，那我才會說。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAq1g26J50
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　　「現在外面被包圍，就算我放了你你也出不去。」張飛說著，眼神如飢餓的猛虎一樣盯著我。「你可別真當我只有那些手段，要是把我逼急了，會倒楣的是你。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIelj3gmvEG
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　　我嚥了口口水。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0j8aeCCwt
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　　我：「好，就算我信了你。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrqVG6SeRn
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　　張飛不再說話。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcySIsalla
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　　另外三人也只是看著我，等我開口41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMObA99ZXhR
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　　我深呼吸了一口氣。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkTExSBta5
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　　我：「我才不叫什麼司馬懿，我叫諸葛亮。我確實不是曹操派來的，我只是替曹燁做事情。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkEPSjSPBx
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　　最吃驚的應該就是麋竺了，但我相信另外兩個人也一樣震驚，不管他們腦中的我應該要說哪一種版本，都不是我現在要說的話。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0xkgXmEXm
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　　我：「對，我不玩了──這場爛戲我不演了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QiQmmuhVd
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　　我看著張飛：「你真當我的是被小貝找來的？我來這裡的目的根本就不是要替你們解決什麼事情，只是照曹燁的意思安插進來博取你們信任。等這件事情完了，就會把你們一口氣解決掉，名正言順接收劉備的勢力。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLMGyV1kGy
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　　張飛啞然。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkf3fXGB84
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　　我看著簡雍：「我早就知道你是曹燁用來造成這一團混亂的，少在那邊裝傻了。我知道的遠比你想的還要多，你不過就是個魁儡而已，遲早兩邊都沒有活路，還有空在這邊對我大小聲，真是不知死活。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCNnuFJ9m5
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　　簡雍震驚。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdKZSoAkUQ
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　　我看著麋竺：「你最白癡了，什麼都不知道還在這裡跟人家湊熱鬧，真的是要笑死我。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpSmlpnGLF
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　　麋竺啞口無言。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKsXhq7ig6
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　　簡雍首先反應過來，怒道：「我聽你在胡說八道！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8dzCJzcNY
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　　我：「誰跟你開玩笑，你可知道我和曹燁是什麼關係？她這次來會親自到這裡就是要找我，你難道會不清楚？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOlXq9PYxh
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　　簡雍：「我根本就不知道你在說什麼。你要想再這樣隨口胡謅誣陷我，就不要怪我不客氣了！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU2fXtrjx1
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　　我：「你不想承認也無所謂，總之事情就是這樣了。我也不知道是哪邊沒溝通好，搞得我這樣全身是傷就算了，還要給我用什麼黥刑──我不玩了，這爛攤子你們自己去解決吧，我要走了。」 41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcamgUmmKqM
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