我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。 - 第三集28

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　　我睜開眼。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTt3GwcZdL
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　　我才想起來，原來我被虐到暈了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxettkBG1hy
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　　這時用冷水把我潑醒，大概是要開始上課。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhiORKamS2
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　　過程怎麼樣我已經記不太清楚，從我身上的傷痕來看，大概就是被痛揍一頓、鞭子抽、夾手指……該有的都沒有少，不過張飛還是有特地避開我受傷的肩膀，而且比起貂蟬、黃月英那種虐待法好像根本是小巫見大巫。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48cQqP08CN
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　　不過那真他媽的還是很痛。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfnr0qlDQL
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　　痛到我不斷在罵髒話。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dw6rDy5um
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　　幹。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4kSE7bgmM
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　　三國演義看到黃蓋用苦肉計就短短幾句話帶過，我從來沒什麼感覺的，這時自己用了，才知道那真他奶奶的強大。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5VEcDfo0L
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　　我亂七八糟的髒話有點多很抱歉。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWy1PYHOwg
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　　不過我現在已經痛到麻痺，沒有什麼感覺。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4reLCCEmGm
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　　簡雍和麋竺坐在一旁，看得似乎是快睡著了，偏偏還是要硬撐著看我怎麼被虐。你們這兩個死變態，就不要讓我抓到你們的把柄，到時候看我怎麼整你們。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUidpEjOFD
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　　張飛見我醒了，道：「你說是不說？」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsWclSK63z
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　　我沉默。瞥了眼簡雍和麋竺。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss6IXv8IAG
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　　已經夠了嗎？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuWZY2dJ3J
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　　張飛拿起長鞭。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Dl55za7Sg
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　　麋竺卻是起身，道：「張將軍，這幾套我已經看膩了。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy12zeSTKT
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　　張飛：「刑求有刑求的方法，要痛感強烈、卻又不能致死，不是想怎麼樣就怎麼樣的。如果隨隨便便把人虐死了，情報要從哪裡得來？」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwHZQEiVUa
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　　麋竺：「我只是想給個建議。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetwIq6FFDo
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　　張飛：「什麼建議？」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOkNsNTz5w
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　　麋竺：「這傢伙，我看是不到黃河不死心了。我看不如這樣吧，先上黥刑，然後讓他遊街示眾，引他另一個同伴出來，來個甕中捉鱉。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTVZXIEcBc
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　　張飛：「麋大人，你口口聲聲說是對我大哥忠誠，卻想在新野的百姓面前用這麼殘忍的手段？你難道是想毀我大哥一世英名？」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i7Om6WGOy
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　　麋竺聞言，諾諾不再說話。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8rWizAUUo
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　　簡雍：「麋大人的想法是以些不妥。不過，這個人如此嘴硬，或許是更重名聲，黥刑倒是可以考慮。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70p6ZOGJVX
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　　麋竺也立刻跟著說：「別的對他沒用，搞不好黥刑就有用了。況且刑具都已經擺好，也不是什麼麻煩事。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa4KXFoOW1
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　　張飛一時無語，不知道該不該阻止。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeuDp3DEm4
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　　麋竺已經喊道：「來人！上火！」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdJbJLJueT
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　　我則是已經放棄了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TazZI7Ddp
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　　傷疤什麼的就算了，有一點疤搞不好更帥更有型──但黥刑可是得用火烙一個醜死人的字在我臉上，要是真變成那樣，我老婆還不跟我離婚？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BukNQyc6o
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　　最多就到這了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSf0xqOcaCh
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　　再下去就不是不符合比率原則，而是根本就是不合邏輯。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Bt952y6P7
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　　我正要開口，沒想到這時鏡兒喊道：「慢著。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli3EjxKC2D
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　　麋竺愣了下，隨即不滿地說：「不過是個丫環竟敢這樣跟我說話？讓妳裝成將軍，妳就真當自己是將軍了？」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEMFOOQOL3
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　　鏡兒：「小人不敢。但、但是，左將軍一向仁慈，還請大人三思。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIO8erBfLsT
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　　這小姑娘對我還真不錯。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydyUItqaPO
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　　麋竺：「什麼時候輪得到妳跟我談論左將軍的為人？妳這……」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYAzEXJeDX
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　　我：「喂，別吵了。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd4AZbV2ji
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　　麋竺突然接不下話。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRSvYbMM3R
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　　簡雍：「那你早點坦白，也省得浪費我們的時間。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMudUsDKRwU
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　　我：「好，我說。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt0MuVYnIW
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　　簡雍也接不下話。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4o3M1JvA9
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　　我：「我可以把事情告訴你們，但是有條件。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRzXmxgk2M
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　　張飛：「什麼條件，你說說看。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtfMbZdRRt
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　　我：「我要你保證我活著離開，另外給我白銀百兩、兩個美女、寶馬兩匹，還要對外宣稱我已經死了。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJsMcMMUU3
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　　麋竺：「哈哈，竟有如此可笑之人。你的命就握在我的手裡，竟然還敢跟我討價還價？」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeuPW5xKOS
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　　我：「哈哈哈哈哈。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHfwW5SwLp
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　　麋竺：「你又笑什麼？」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPM3jbiRrh
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　　我：「我才覺得你可笑。我這個情報可是關係你們整個新野城所有人的命，我這麼點小小的要求你也捨不得給，那就在這裡等死好了。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNSxJjOQNU
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　　麋竺：「你這傢伙……」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IwAtgMcbF
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　　簡雍突然喊道：「麋大人，不要被他挑釁了。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VV6M2AIDq
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　　麋竺不悅地瞪著我，但還是收斂了話語。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogQjmiBWby
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　　張飛道：「好，這件事我就答應你了。說吧。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ND3486600
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　　我：「你當我傻了？你先放了我、東西備好，那我才會說。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGUY210Hk3
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　　「現在外面被包圍，就算我放了你你也出不去。」張飛說著，眼神如飢餓的猛虎一樣盯著我。「你可別真當我只有那些手段，要是把我逼急了，會倒楣的是你。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauAPzuWdA0
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　　我嚥了口口水。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G9zkJ8F65
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　　我：「好，就算我信了你。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENR1NzNnSY
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　　張飛不再說話。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQlIBM9Jgn
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　　另外三人也只是看著我，等我開口51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdiiqpM5Aw
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　　我深呼吸了一口氣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxqwjxOdDK
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　　我：「我才不叫什麼司馬懿，我叫諸葛亮。我確實不是曹操派來的，我只是替曹燁做事情。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOGpUjP4pl
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　　最吃驚的應該就是麋竺了，但我相信另外兩個人也一樣震驚，不管他們腦中的我應該要說哪一種版本，都不是我現在要說的話。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BL9G6Tjks
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　　我：「對，我不玩了──這場爛戲我不演了。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPnM4f6yVq
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　　我看著張飛：「你真當我的是被小貝找來的？我來這裡的目的根本就不是要替你們解決什麼事情，只是照曹燁的意思安插進來博取你們信任。等這件事情完了，就會把你們一口氣解決掉，名正言順接收劉備的勢力。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xx8gdVbZ7
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　　張飛啞然。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZDgROxUOZ
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　　我看著簡雍：「我早就知道你是曹燁用來造成這一團混亂的，少在那邊裝傻了。我知道的遠比你想的還要多，你不過就是個魁儡而已，遲早兩邊都沒有活路，還有空在這邊對我大小聲，真是不知死活。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH7WrVlQXB
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　　簡雍震驚。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZxr9j0m8N
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　　我看著麋竺：「你最白癡了，什麼都不知道還在這裡跟人家湊熱鬧，真的是要笑死我。」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgnshzTGIj
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　　麋竺啞口無言。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ieFEkY97M
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　　簡雍首先反應過來，怒道：「我聽你在胡說八道！」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZypTqBphk
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　　我：「誰跟你開玩笑，你可知道我和曹燁是什麼關係？她這次來會親自到這裡就是要找我，你難道會不清楚？」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUQrmea10P
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　　簡雍：「我根本就不知道你在說什麼。你要想再這樣隨口胡謅誣陷我，就不要怪我不客氣了！」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmNYHckfZg
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　　我：「你不想承認也無所謂，總之事情就是這樣了。我也不知道是哪邊沒溝通好，搞得我這樣全身是傷就算了，還要給我用什麼黥刑──我不玩了，這爛攤子你們自己去解決吧，我要走了。」 51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidFQBYMSic
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