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我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。
作者:
南翁

篇 #32
第三集5
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張飛笑道:「不用擔心,她的衣服已經穿好了。諸葛老弟,幾年不見,你好像變了不少。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAzYZpBSIzBj
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我懂他的意思,如果是諸葛亮這時候大概已經上去性騷擾了。38Please respect copyright.PENANAnVlm2Zjr6I
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我這才放下手,轉回正面,虛應:「人都是會變的。像你也變了不少,一下子都認不出來了。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAAE4262gK2c
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張飛笑了下:「哈哈哈,你那個是腦袋摔到了吧。不過我這幾年也遇上不少事,倒不是不能理解。」38Please respect copyright.PENANABw1ffuerAL
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我:「先別說這些了,給我介紹一下吧。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAeZLEjQC3DQ
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張飛點點頭,看著那女子:「鏡兒,人終於到你面前了,還等什麼?」38Please respect copyright.PENANA0YgEXETSJ2
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女子面對我,一個鞠躬,開口:「諸葛先生,我是鏡兒啊,真的是好久不見了。我現在高七尺、重八十斤……對了,那時候還小忘了跟你說,我的生辰八字是初平二年生,生辰辛末、辛丑、壬午、壬寅。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAjpxuBL8NBf
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不要每一集都讓我說一次。38Please respect copyright.PENANAwIGBiQmb4G
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這是種冗長、不簡略、沒有重點、根本騙字數的自我介紹,就算妳偷偷改成文言文也不會比較好,還介紹到生辰八字根本搞笑,以為自己來提親的?38Please respect copyright.PENANAvL6VGzLlFg
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鏡兒:「我一直在等您呢。請您算一算,我們的八字合嗎?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAAWkaIXe5vE
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八字。38Please respect copyright.PENANA41HLVfXLXc
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合嗎?38Please respect copyright.PENANAiayGaLyGBT
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話說、我記得、好像是說,古代女子的命字和八字都是秘密,只有提親的時候才會用到。38Please respect copyright.PENANAUEGibbDBSG
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所以真的是來提親的?38Please respect copyright.PENANAQngbvdeBmP
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我試探地問:「怎麼這麼問?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAAna1NjeohQ
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鏡兒正要開口,張飛卻搶著道:「我說諸葛老弟,貴人多忘事啊。你說小孩子長得快,再見面要記得帶上她給你認識,怎麼,難道你忘了?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAnNVjbIToZ2
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認識一下無所謂,但你就叫她在我面前脫光光驗明正身就不好了吧?男未婚女未嫁的,你這樣搞會讓她的身價變低知道嗎?38Please respect copyright.PENANA738IPkU8Id
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以上那些我無所謂,真的。38Please respect copyright.PENANARV2YVvNaZl
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但你知道我老婆在旁邊嗎?你知道她是個超級醋罈子嗎?你知道她會把人打成豬頭嗎?38Please respect copyright.PENANASm3xqkZFVK
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我知道你真的不知道,好吧不怪你。38Please respect copyright.PENANAt7HEvKtMn2
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我:「真是抱歉,我已經成婚了。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAm0WCSEMfTQ
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張飛愣住,鏡兒也愣住。38Please respect copyright.PENANAckBWO6AcfA
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這個。38Please respect copyright.PENANAWNmWYANXd3
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我說了什麼不得體的話嗎?38Please respect copyright.PENANAiQbR68pZ71
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張飛聳聳肩,嘆了口氣,勉強地笑了下:「也是,都過了這麼久,跟孩子的玩笑話怎麼能一直記住呢。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAvYmO9t8FQZ
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到底是怎樣啦,一定要這樣拐彎抹角?說清楚好不好?38Please respect copyright.PENANA2tJUp9tQnN
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我還來不及問,那名女子卻已經紅了眼眶。38Please respect copyright.PENANAZSs7lD5IUS
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不是吧?我剛剛好像聽到「孩子」?不會是已經生了孩子要我負責吧?不可以這樣諸葛亮享受過程卻要我沒事就帶著一個拖油瓶吧?38Please respect copyright.PENANAFZsDcSp6fZ
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算了。38Please respect copyright.PENANAJKwCZYmGNK
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我決定了。38Please respect copyright.PENANALcmRHxJowF
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我:「不瞞你們說,其實我真的是腦袋摔到了,而且還因此得了失憶症,所以很多事情都想不起來。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAhx7AZpwcwE
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兩個人──三個人都用「以為自己是吃巧克力卻吃到人類排泄物」的表情看著我。38Please respect copyright.PENANABq6jhkjlOk
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我不管,就算死賴到底,我也絕對不幫諸葛亮照顧孩子。38Please respect copyright.PENANAZl0I8QPi94
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張飛先回過神:「這樣啊……真是世事多變。所以你還記得多少事情?」38Please respect copyright.PENANA708tAwY1di
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我:「我的回憶大多斷斷續續而不是一段完整的,所以我也沒辦法完全說明清楚。不過你不需要擔心,現在的情況我很清楚,不會妨礙我辦正事。」38Please respect copyright.PENANARqZnXPwlfY
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張飛沉吟了下,卻只是說:「所以你不記得鏡兒的事情了?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAVYh3pfdWO9
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我:「我很抱歉。」38Please respect copyright.PENANACJ7UUvGuUl
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張飛:「但是……」38Please respect copyright.PENANAe2WdmU9ZY0
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鏡兒這時開口:「沒關係的,一切都只是我一廂情願而已。唉,不能怪諸葛先生,只能怪我命苦。」38Please respect copyright.PENANABO0LsdsV6s
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為什麼要搞得我好像是個負心漢的樣子?為什麼我什麼都沒做就要幫諸葛亮揹黑鍋?妳說說看為什尛啊!38Please respect copyright.PENANAeMu4oo5Nnq
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我這時發現我竟然還有良心,而且良心竟然會受不了譴責,只好開口:「如果我真的做了什麼不該做的事,那我會盡量負責任的。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAHKWJf8xZm6
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我只能盡量,從我本來就沒錢的口袋裡擠出一點贍養費之類的,至於娶妳是不可能的、就算當小妾也是不可能的,因為我會沒命。38Please respect copyright.PENANAorajosy5Aj
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鏡兒搖搖頭:「不了,就當作什麼事都沒有發生吧。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAudEYEomlWj
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唉。38Please respect copyright.PENANAlZrOAsr7vQ
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我這個人就是吃軟不吃硬啊,尤其是面對女人的時候。38Please respect copyright.PENANACpze65rx2R
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我看向張飛:「男子漢敢做敢當作,雖然我不記得了,還是請你將事情說給我聽吧。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAXpfq5nkYaI
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張飛:「鏡兒,不管怎麼樣,我還是跟他說一下吧。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAIAysQJNFgx
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鏡兒沉默,點點頭。38Please respect copyright.PENANAjrN9SKQ0fi
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張飛:「鏡兒是夏侯家的人,伯父便是曹操帳下的大將夏侯淵。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAHj47CXXKKn
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原來是她!38Please respect copyright.PENANAbX3N3RAIgF
如果我沒記錯,張飛就是娶了個夏侯家的女人回家。而且根據記載,張飛的女兒嫁給劉禪,年紀應該跟劉禪差不多同歲,他們兩個現在有個孩子也是挺正常的,不奇怪。38Please respect copyright.PENANA0uGieS9znT
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不過,還是很奇怪。38Please respect copyright.PENANAciMZPndkaw
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你們兩個自己搞出來的孩子就不需要賴在我頭上了吧?我看起來有這麼好欺負?你們這對姦夫淫──咳,總之,你們自己生了孩子就給我自己養,不要想賴給我! 38Please respect copyright.PENANADwqYeBxBIG
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