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我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。
作者:
南翁

篇 #13
第二集:遊龍戲鳳。第二章:賭博時千萬不要想這個是最後一把。(2)
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而且我還看見一個機會。她看起來挺好套話的。49Please respect copyright.PENANAR7TWbxOIJQ
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我:「真的可以嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANA2owdP0a6pd
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關銀屏:「當然是真的。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAd5XqA4Dj6Z
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我:「那真是太感謝妳了。」49Please respect copyright.PENANA8rods5X4as
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關銀屏笑了下,卻又突然落寞,說:「不用謝我,你會變成這樣,我也要負一些責任。」49Please respect copyright.PENANA3fwzFAQuGI
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啊?那妳懷孕了我是不是也要跟妳老公道歉?49Please respect copyright.PENANADxYHpQcALN
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我:「跟妳沒有關係吧?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAX1QBkjVVnC
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關銀屏:「唉,我父親擅自離開,肯定給新野的百姓造成很大的困擾吧。要是我能勸他回心轉意就好了、如果我是個男人……」49Please respect copyright.PENANAjPgvkBDdKU
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我想了一下,雖然我知道她父親是誰,但我還是得裝作不知道她父親是誰才行:「你父親是?」49Please respect copyright.PENANADijtQlZNyC
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關銀屏:「真是抱歉,我比較少拋頭露面,所以你可能沒看過我。我父親名諱上關下羽,字雲長,你既然住在新野,應該知道吧。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAp6GISpjdbn
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然後我還得裝作不知道劉備死了、關羽離開:「關將軍?聽說他與玄德公前往荊襄之地,回程途中另有要事離開沒有回新野,難不成發生什麼事嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAPZ9Zja0VbH
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關銀屏輕輕驚呼一聲,猶豫了下,開口:「看樣子,新野的百姓都還不知道這件事吧,但我不知道能不能說……」49Please respect copyright.PENANAyD5K75qORX
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我當然是這樣說:「大人不需要勉強。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAH6RcUzq8k6
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關銀屏沉吟了一下,開口:「還是讓你了解一下情況,等等你比較好回答。事情是這樣的,玄德大人在前些日子過世了。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAHM4b8pnPXK
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我更得裝出驚訝之樣:「什麼?怎麼可能?怎麼死的?」49Please respect copyright.PENANARs05VVIE2G
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關銀屏:「你先別問,讓我說完。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAGgbwL3p8Oc
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我點點頭。49Please respect copyright.PENANA4bcyRjbsfY
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關銀屏:「玄德大人死後,父親與其他大臣吵了起來,分道揚鑣。父親卻是帶著我們四處招兵買馬。我們本來帶著五千兵力,糧草已顯不足,這些日子卻又緊急招了三千新兵,若再不思對策,糧草恐怕撐不過七天。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAnzMoNKd3Gj
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難道是招三千個可憐的男人晚上服侍他?我如果答應進去當兵,該不會也要「個別審查」吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANA9uGRGKa1It
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我先不去想那些,問道:「關羽將軍想攻擊新野嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANATgY8ZCtbAx
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關銀屏:「父親大人並沒有下命令,我也不清楚他在想什麼。我曾試著去問過,但我父親他、他對女性很敏感,只要我一靠近,他就會全身發癢、起紅疹,有一次還休克,差一點就丟了性命。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAbCUe1tOdKH
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這是「過敏」吧?我還是第一次聽到有人對女人過敏的。49Please respect copyright.PENANAVd8idzksup
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關銀屏嘆道:「所以,我有事要跟父親說,都只敢遠遠地喊。雖然父親對我很好,我有什麼要求幾乎都會答應,但還是越來越疏遠了……」49Please respect copyright.PENANA25ZRgvQRQ4
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關銀屏停下那個話題,話鋒一轉:「父親有什麼想法,都會跟我大哥討論,所以他應該會知道。但是大哥是個很嚴肅的人,和我們幾個弟妹都不太說話,我也不太敢問他。」49Please respect copyright.PENANANuaLSPZ2Pc
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我:「連一點消息都沒有透漏嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAbzBEH0qJeu
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關銀屏:「我只知道不可能會立刻攻打,要先在此處紮營。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAZw1u7SOQEa
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看來,只能從關羽或是關平身上下手了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAl6QGZ9GoBw
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忽然間,地表傳來隱隱震動。我往東方看去,一陣煙塵沖天,大隊人馬正往這裡過來。49Please respect copyright.PENANAOiFaVR7f4X
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關銀屏起身,道:「我父親到了,他對外人、下屬都很客氣。你只好好回答,我再替你說話,他不會拒絕我的。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAHd4p09Z1eX
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我:「麻煩你了。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAPxjSNka4WY
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關銀屏不再說話,只是點點頭。49Please respect copyright.PENANAKfwdeYAdHl
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有一馬當先,往我們的方向快速移動。49Please respect copyright.PENANA531BgBb0eI
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一匹鮮紅寶馬,一個巨人身影,一柄九尺長刀。49Please respect copyright.PENANAszlIp76WSU
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武聖,關羽雲長。49Please respect copyright.PENANA3s1yCI9QJl
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關羽來到我們兩個面前。他的外貌,除了沒有一般印象中的大紅臉而是普通的黃種人臉龐,都與小貝形容的、現代印象中的差不多,唯一不同的,是我親眼見到他時他帶給我的壓迫感。49Please respect copyright.PENANAGZDZJBOFW3
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關羽一雙眼睛炯炯有神,一舉一動如巨靈神般擾動天地,只是單純地騎在馬上,讓我感覺背上突然多了一個一百公斤的枷鎖。49Please respect copyright.PENANAGSflVVhFlZ
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果然是百聞不如一見,任何可笑傳言都在見面的一瞬間破滅。49Please respect copyright.PENANAmam5Qa38fI
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關銀屏走上前:「父親大人……」49Please respect copyright.PENANAD4cr071VDx
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「等等,不、不要過來。」那個巨靈神摔下馬,感覺像極了飆車耍狠的小屁孩遇上拿槍的黑道,在地上用爬的。「我不是說過不要靠近我嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAQdQuUicjSn
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嗯。49Please respect copyright.PENANABiWpiqstA6
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這樣打我的臉,我還能說什麼?49Please respect copyright.PENANAygzJj6HKgJ
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關銀屏退得遠遠的,大聲喊道:「抱歉,父親大人。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAPTLWi60HU1
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關羽這才起身,穩了穩身子,收斂神情,問道:「現在是什麼情況?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAx29JAWEgC3
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關銀屏:「大哥前去新野城內查探,安國、維之在附近巡邏。我們在來時看到此人,他說是從新野城逃出來的,但大哥認為他可能是曹操派來的奸細,要我綁住他,聽候您的發落。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAJi4HD8pINj
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「知道了,妳先退開些,讓我問他。」關羽好像還是很怕關銀屏,等到關銀屏又退開兩步,才走到我面前。「你叫什麼名字?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAdCyLBjtpBs
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我其實已經想很多更好的名字,但已經騙了關銀屏,這時不能自打嘴巴,只好硬著頭皮說:「朱哥。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAEKYOyaXllE
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關羽皺眉。49Please respect copyright.PENANAUPXVuhBwGi
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我感覺他好像要砍我了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA7mAl2cFfzT
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幸好關羽只是繼續問:「我問你,新野城裡的狀況怎麼樣?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAWK5kYPAX6i
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我盡量保持音量,讓聲音只有我跟關羽能聽到:「一切還算安好,只是簡雍、麋竺兩位大人帶人搬離了原來的住處,後來只有看見一個女人會出入。」49Please respect copyright.PENANA4NHCw3lE21
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關羽:「這樣啊,應該是小貝吧……還有嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAFC7wLHVUuu
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我:「小人只是聽說過一些流言,不知道其真實性。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAhD98yOyqhF
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關羽:「快說。」49Please respect copyright.PENANA39I7kr7Lzl
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我:「也不知道是因為什麼事情,只是聽說簡雍大人和麋竺大人正吵得不可開交呢。」49Please respect copyright.PENANA9YAWcVBSip
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關羽:「他們兩個還在吵啊,真是傻子。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAlYcXgUockE
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我:「我知道的就這麼多了。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAi6uAPoQvye
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關羽點點頭:「看來你確實是新野的居民。小兒多有得罪,請多包涵。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAtRMpIH9JUu
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這關羽果然如關銀屏所說,對外人相當客氣,這對我來說方便許多。49Please respect copyright.PENANAjTl4FFPtvc
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我:「小人賤命一條,大人無須抱歉。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAOOmesLnwXI
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關羽:「你無處可去?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAVdVCjNP7PI
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我故作沉吟:「這個……」49Please respect copyright.PENANAsnUZpehxz2
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關羽:「那你就留下吧,我總覺得好像在哪裡見過你……這就是一見如故吧,哈哈哈,我就收你當我的部下怎麼樣?」49Please respect copyright.PENANA9L4L6Tm7Ke
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等等。49Please respect copyright.PENANAbZLG9eo5jU
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我怎麼突然覺得屁股涼涼的?49Please respect copyright.PENANAZU5dkvmcV7
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我連忙用求救的眼神看向關銀屏。49Please respect copyright.PENANAR51OTV5WXS
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關銀屏跑上前,道:「父親大人!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA1jjpk1IPuy
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關羽嚇得連連倒退:「什麼事?妳先不要靠過來!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAdxEZQBMJce
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關銀屏:「我的貼身侍衛前幾天離隊了,我這邊還缺一個人,可以讓他到我這邊來嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAHlg2Bd2LJ2
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關羽:「這、這樣啊,好,可以,妳就自己帶他熟習一下──不要再靠過來──我先過去整隊了!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAa3c48PFHhL
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關羽說完,騎上無奈的赤兔馬,落荒而逃。49Please respect copyright.PENANAuvgLM7iEkF
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令我不禁莞爾。49Please respect copyright.PENANAbAZEI8zf3Z
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關銀屏也笑了:「我父親很有趣吧?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAiN2MNjdThV
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那也要加上妳在旁邊才會有趣啊。49Please respect copyright.PENANAzYYEbRrsDu
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我:「我可是嚇了一身冷汗。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAmWJ2UmWPBm
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關銀屏:「那你最好跟緊我。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAjDgmoZAIQc
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那是肯定要的。49Please respect copyright.PENANA9tpe6UqpNy
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正如關銀屏所言,關羽帶領的軍隊開始在台地上紮營。所有的軍營都下紮了,看起來是有長期抗戰的打算,不必擔心短時間內會發起戰爭。49Please respect copyright.PENANA0c7F2DFBs6
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我跟著關銀屏,幫忙將營地紮好。關銀屏有自己的一個專屬帳篷,卻沒有比較貼身的侍女之類,只有一個男性的近身護衛,加上我則是兩個。49Please respect copyright.PENANABmX8JGjFJI
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關銀屏給我介紹另一名護衛:「朱哥,這位是旺來;旺來,這是新來的朱哥。你們要好好相處喔。」49Please respect copyright.PENANA4kKFZtYgCQ
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我看了一下這位旺來老兄。49Please respect copyright.PENANAtSX4IHG433
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我:「妳在跟我開玩笑嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAm3kPuYuUAn
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「開玩笑?沒有啊。」關銀屏蹲下。「旺來,打聲招呼啊。」49Please respect copyright.PENANA0QLBvAXqFp
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旺來很開心地跟我打招呼:「汪!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAeIxFEgyUHs
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是的,那是隻狗,一隻有我半個人高的土黃色老狗。49Please respect copyright.PENANAQji9p9PbAC
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關銀屏:「那我進去換件衣服,你們就先在門外替我守著。如果我沒有喊你們,絕對不準進來,知道嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAAqv6ep6WW3
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我:「知道了。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAvAaVHxgr8A
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旺來:「汪!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAbXMzUqQjYD
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關銀屏進入營帳中。49Please respect copyright.PENANA9Zvyo5pTHJ
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「旺來老兄,請多多指教了。」我說著,一邊蹲下,想摸摸旺來。49Please respect copyright.PENANAIzdwWqQzG5
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誰知那旺來竟然不給面子,移開身子,反應簡直像個人似地,頭一撇、鼻孔一出氣,完全不把我放在眼裡。49Please respect copyright.PENANAEbu50XvyVK
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我:「你這傢伙還真精明啊,竟然還會裝模作樣?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAuXUKxC7NaL
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旺來轉過頭面對我,趾高氣昂地舉起手甩了甩,竟是要我閃到一邊去。49Please respect copyright.PENANAy1rkjecLfn
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媽的,真的連狗都比我囂張啊。49Please respect copyright.PENANA3XtQDqcQuh
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我不理它,站起身。49Please respect copyright.PENANAWxzwDaaKTA
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這時,旁邊卻突然有一大群士兵圍上來。49Please respect copyright.PENANAnA7aq3OEZ4
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我:「你們幹什麼?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAKxZ9By7Z9M
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「幹什麼?當然是來偷窺啊。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAiGDuWnotIM
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「關小姐人長得漂亮、個性又好,真是我們的女神啊。」49Please respect copyright.PENANASiFVD03MGZ
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「只要能和關小姐說上幾句話,我就算死也甘願啊。」49Please respect copyright.PENANALQHt6tp8yD
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這群色狗。49Please respect copyright.PENANAy7XMZeDpE0
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我:「小心旺來會……」49Please respect copyright.PENANAXMR2wb5S94
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會流著口水一起偷看。49Please respect copyright.PENANAB6P0Ownn64
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這隻才是真正的色狗。只親近女人是吧?我看我跟這隻色狗是相處不好了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAhDPt1ZL8B8
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我也轉頭看了下。我可不是自己想看,不是、真的不是、絕對不是,我只是想要看看他們在看什麼。49Please respect copyright.PENANAYKuXbZDQs1
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但我什麼都看不到。49Please respect copyright.PENANAcaj0VS8Nxg
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我:「你們好歹也晚上再來看吧,至少能看到一點剪影什麼的。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAknjqXXC5aj
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眾人用看著白癡的眼神看著我。49Please respect copyright.PENANASPFHiBNyaX
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我無法理解:「怎、怎麼了?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAXGf97JGCHO
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「要靠想像、想像!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAwQW5UTm54k
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「你也太傻了,要是晚上輪得到我們,還需要在這邊乾瞪眼?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAgFpa95FYV7
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「唉,別說了,要是能幫關小姐燒洗澡水,我就算死也甘願啊。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAN9QNeivU2K
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我只能無言以對。49Please respect copyright.PENANAkb8cP2olB9
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還有,我說過,同一個梗不要用兩次!49Please respect copyright.PENANAazQVWArOAD
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眾人似乎被我打擾了興致,這時一哄而散。 49Please respect copyright.PENANAyPhvb5ziZL
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