我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。
作者:
南翁
南翁
篇 #9
第二集：遊龍戲鳳。第一章：不聽女人說話的下場會很慘很恐怖。（１）
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太丟臉，過程我就不說了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv1XzUjIXK
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等我解釋完整件事，我的臉已經腫得像發酵過頭的波蘿麵包、頭髮掉了一搓、額頭上一個腫包、右眼旁邊還有一大圈瘀青，都不敢出去見人了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVtdk4senp
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這只是看得見的地方。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXmDS9dncd
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換黃月英拿著藥箱，一邊幫我擦藥一邊說：「對不起啦，但也你早點解釋清楚嘛，我就不會那樣了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbih8TM7GQ
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妳最好有給我機會。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUihm5sgx9V
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「好了。」黃月英放下藥，拿了個小鏡子給我照臉。「還可以吧？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUcBOsOEfj
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還是一樣腫啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqVQj0tCLI
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唉，算了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hRnbp0OJo
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黃月英：「好啦，我都道歉了，你不要再生氣了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEbkguPyDo
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我：「我沒有。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTqCK6rHzv
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我只是想扁人而已。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9unUT3yeO
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黃月英：「騙人。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDgsraDgmv
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不然妳是想要怎樣？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0achZheDQk
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我：「總不可能要我被打一頓還笑吧？又不是被虐狂。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ996vRukdWL
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黃月英：「那我讓你打回來。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYupSdV60s
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不要告訴我妳是被虐狂，那……我可能會有點高興？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5pERbThX7
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才不會，我沒那麼變態。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RDHxTXCuV
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我：「算了吧，又不是小朋友。過兩天我就會忘了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTzDhDpgcQ
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黃月英：「不管，你現在就不能生氣，不然你就打我。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡairaqbeIdD
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這種要求我一輩子都沒聽過。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxGtC4Q36U
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我：「好啊。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzIKIydeqj
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黃月英：「啊？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ046evQbvAO
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我直接一巴掌拍過去。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn6My3ykS2
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黃月英閉上眼，縮了一下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT47ZTFQfK
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但我只是輕輕將手放在她的臉上，算是順便揩個油。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6U7t4qASZ
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我：「就這麼一下，痛嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVgsRdn3pk
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「知道你最好了。」黃月英鬆了口氣。「那就不生氣了？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzHT7cePw3
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我白了她一眼：「算我服了妳。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj12998TGB
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黃月英一笑，伸出手。我偏偏猜到她想表達什麼。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgVsGbdfBT
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我把匕首拿出來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2S0nVfOui
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黃月英伸手拿走匕首：「以後這個就交給我保管，要用的話先跟我報備。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylnO6rmc8l
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但我沒有放手。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZQldwAAxi
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黃月英用力拉了一下，我還是沒有放手。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeRmGRKQz0
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再一下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhaUZkyJnY
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又一下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5mHmGKQOM
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黃月英：「放手啊！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcFm7lGUzw
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我：「我要去找趙雲談一談，想辦法讓他站在小貝這一邊，可能馬上就得用43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1wQd923fp
上。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTC5pN7C1W
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黃月英：「我跟你一起去就好了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVvyHQjvJx
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我：「妳還是回去吧，我自己去會比較好。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkLtX0JzJJ
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黃月英：「我不要。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzaYfFXwm8
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我：「妳沒戴面具出來。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo4Ape0n8m
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黃月英：「我不管。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzPHf28WNw
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妳是小朋友喔。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqgeLRMX4X
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我只好詳細解釋：「聽起來趙雲是個喜好女色的人，妳沒戴面具就這樣去，只會轉移焦點，讓我沒有辦法好好跟他談。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABG9xC9ikD
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黃月英：「那就讓我跟他談啊。既然他特別喜歡女人，那我去應該更好說話吧？是不是？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxosa9LCPX
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我：「這我當然也知道。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnArN0DDsuv
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黃月英：「那你還要我回去？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwO8modwXa
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我：「要不然我自己一個人來幹嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0viusIaoG
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這當然回答得牛頭不對馬嘴。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJBmg61BOV
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黃月英看著我，突然竊笑。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJwEPo6gsd
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我：「笑什麼？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6QMRndoDq
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黃月英：「你好可愛喔。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR07M0vfaMY
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啊？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3CNoQSt1R
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黃月英：「你在擔心我被占便宜嗎？真是任性，呵呵，不過這也不能怪你。唉，長得太漂亮，也是有許多煩惱。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtQMmO1qxl
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真是個自我感覺良好的傢伙。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac3kzDGg65
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我：「算了，隨便妳。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM7TmhXi6e
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黃月英：「你也太小看我了。放心吧，我自己會保護自己的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJaAkkfpZT
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我直接不理她。她卻還是喜孜孜地跟在後面。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUair9fPBR
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我打開門，卻見到一名女子站在門口。那是個有些年紀的女人，看起來四十歲上下，雖然青春年華不再，但她很聰明地沒有強留，淡淡的妝、寬鬆樸素的衣43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnykw7lPcY
物，不失高雅氣質、同時給人容易親近的感覺。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVLnb2aKjO
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女人九十度躬身：「諸葛先生，我是這裡的掌櫃，貂蟬大人要我好好招待您。我年紀稍大一些，所以大家叫我鳳姐，如果諸葛先生不介意，可以這麼叫我。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ411ofOr04X
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我直接說：「這幾天，是不是有一個叫趙雲的客人一直住在這裡？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k3QDVsYpj
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鳳姐：「趙將軍嗎？是的，他正在小店作客。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡION5jexIZM
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我：「他在哪？我要找他。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztPEKo4MjB
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鳳姐：「請跟我來。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf2NNfmQH1
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鳳姐領著我們轉進二樓。二樓是一間間包廂，由於天色尚早，只有兩三間的門是關上的，關上的房間裡面也都是鴉雀無聲。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqmDVmAFB5
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但鳳姐領著我們往深處走，一個走廊角落邊間的門大開著，裡面火光大盛，43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmTWzEY9tb
漸漸能聽到笑鬧的聲音一陣一陣地傳來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxZmPIC7HR
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「小雲雲，多喝點酒啊。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcehIyYJC65
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「討厭啦，龍龍，不可以摸那邊啦。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNu3BMtCkRT
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「啊，誰偷抓我的屁股？嘻嘻，是你對不對？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcFRgRuBWh
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我和黃月英異口同聲：「果然是個禽獸。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ClVLt8GUN
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鳳姐這時說：「趙將軍就在那房間裡面。我會在門外候著，如果大人有何吩咐，喊我一聲便是。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgpe0UpJWA
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我：「知道了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG7IFbkTFS
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黃月英：「你打算怎麼辦？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHLiqw9vPY
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我：「本來是打算威脅他。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHCZBKljRQ
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黃月英：「拿什麼威脅？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyST6U5ofV
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「他的命。」我聳聳肩。「不過我現在不打算威脅他了，因為不小心拿到交易的籌碼。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AtfRGYmiu
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黃月英：「什麼籌碼？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMlvLVWylh
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我：「那把短刀啊。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAhM8NQ8p4
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黃月英立刻理解了：「我懂了。要不要我先去探探情況？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOb42f0mmx
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我：「沒有必要，直接進去會會他。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoG1nbyFrjZ
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我與黃月英大方地走入房間中。房間裡有六名應該是妓女的女性，各個衣衫凌亂，但至少身上都還有衣服。唯一的那名男性只穿了一件褲子，雙手雙腳攤開坐在床上，喔不對，雙腳是跨在旁邊兩個女子的大腿上。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC3GuqWSk5
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我懷疑那名男子是個嚴重的白化症患者，因為他全身上下，連頭髮、眼睛都是毫無色差的白，一張削瘦的臉龐雖然十分英俊，但除了黑眼圈之外一片全白實在需要一點時間習慣。他的身材，大概是縱慾過度吧，皮包骨般的太過瘦弱──但他發達的肌肉也因此顯得恐怖，好像把皮扒開一樣可以一條一條細細計數。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYiPQZ9PpV
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嗯，除了銀槍白馬，連人都是白的，難怪給人的刻板印象這麼深。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6NFzWwoGU
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趙雲子龍。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnTwVA6NlB
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一群女人看著我們兩個，都停下手邊的事，一時無語。但那男人正仰著頭、飲著酒，還未注意到我們。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt7gI5weRV
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房間中央的桌子擺著滿桌酒菜，我直接面對趙雲而坐。黃月英好像還有點不好意思，躊躇了兩步，才在我旁邊坐下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdDoyl9QnQ
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趙雲將一甕酒一飲而盡，直接將酒甕往旁邊一砸，這才看見我們兩個。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMijsGL9C8u
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我發現我錯了，他並不是個禽獸。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aJxbI7uKQ
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趙雲面無表情，或許是失去了面紅耳赤的能力，他異常嚴肅的臉並無酒意，一雙眼毫不避諱與我對視。他坐起身、手撐著身體，讓視線與我更靠近，那雙專注且危險的眼睛，使我不禁流下一滴冷汗。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqJhNrOy5S
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或許我沒有錯，他確實是頭禽獸。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86WexvopN3
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一頭盯緊獵物的獵豹。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkAigChaAP
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWtkTTSCjj
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趙雲指著我的臉大笑：「豬頭啊哈哈哈，差點嚇死我了，我還以為哪來的豬頭人身妖怪。啊哈哈哈快笑死我了，這傢伙是來搞笑的嗎？哈哈哈太逗了，還是偷情被老婆抓包所以被打成這豬樣？我猜對了？哈哈哈哈哈一定是這樣……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw00Ilv5G2e
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幹。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7HAKZOciB
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真準。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4BdqDq0Gp
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而且，俗話說，笑聲是會傳染的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D8EBBXskF
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「哈哈，唉呦，小雲雲你太壞了，害我笑得肚子好痛。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDrC2UBfMd
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「龍龍，你好幽默喔，嘻嘻。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nir6Sc98l
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「不要一邊笑一邊拍人家大腿啦，會痛呢。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TxdFuyuuW
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那些人就算了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBphIRPLsg
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真的算了，我一開始就做好被別人笑的心理準備了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF4hJiptGP
但那個罪魁禍首竟然在我旁邊笑！她竟然在笑！想笑不敢笑的悶笑其實是裝不敢笑的悶笑其實她根本笑的很爽！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnb68dk1di
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早知道我就兩巴掌把她也打成豬頭！可惡！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIiKYuCBxH
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一群人笑翻只有我面無表情的情況我也不知道持續了多久，我只知道是一直到所有人都笑到腿軟癱倒為止。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT2lc5TcVL
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趙雲突然起身，趴到桌上，在我還沒反應過來之前，將臉湊到黃月英的面前：「除了那位豬頭老兄，倒是來了一位大美女……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxzf5H2odB
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在我還沒反應過來之前，我的視線就只剩下趙雲那張白化症的臉。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25nGgbw3CX
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動的是我，不是趙雲。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylurZZfLTO
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我：「小心一點，她會把人打成豬頭的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoSA5OJkjg
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黃月英白了我一眼。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bosLir93F
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趙雲聳肩，與我隔著桌子面對面坐：「名字我就不問了，反正我不會記得。找我做什麼？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKlr4xR4sL
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你不問，我可不能不說。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRad65ZFxMX
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我：「在下複姓諸葛，一名亮，字孔明。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVInPWbNYVc
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趙雲愣住。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0LrL5zpN2
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又大笑：「哈哈哈，你們聽到了沒有？臥龍先生啊！臥龍先生來妓院找你們，是不是感到萬分光榮啊？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHQvUsCy1X
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我淡淡地說：「不好笑了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuGQvZPqmq
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「別鬧了，要演戲也先去消消腫再來。」趙雲丟出兩塊銅錢出來。「去買兩塊肉餅吃吧，少在這礙眼。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLSOg7YERN
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我拿出貂蟬給我的小刀，直接插在桌子上。「仔細看清楚了，在這裡，所有人都得聽我的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQqqYugkgL
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一片鴉雀無聲。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJYpHBCaaf
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趙雲轉頭看向旁邊的妓女，問道：「他說的是真的？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVNLBPrQq8
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「不知道。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjeg2jwJGr
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「沒看過。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GBrX4TP69
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「啊？什麼？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3j8VQWzDf
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尷尬。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7524YMEzJE
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超級尷尬。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiNyWal9Xs
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劇本不是這樣寫的啊！難道那貂蟬陰我？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9xmI00m8t
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趙雲：「算了，看這位美女淪落到要這樣騙吃騙喝，我也是於心不忍。來，過來陪我喝酒，今天這桌就當我請你們的，我是不是很大方啊？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mMbsMRZ1v
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「沒有必要。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1bjsakSrM
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鳳姐這時走到我身後，道：「諸葛先生，抱歉，是我沒有教好她們。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeUw9tfzH1
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就是說啊，員工訓練做好一點好不好？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HzqicNAHu
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妓女們紛紛嚇得站起，異口同聲喊：「鳳姐。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bAOubf4fK
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我舉起手，掌心對著背後，一甩。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg0iWfFaCy
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所有人魚貫走了出去。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA80Gwltwg
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「呿，真掃興。」趙雲依然放肆隨興。「真的是諸葛亮？我那時候沒去，但聽說劉備之前還想找過你當軍師是吧？不過他已經掛了，來不及了。現在你有話快說有屁快放，別打擾我享樂。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWdMaWQ9CI
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我直接說：「是他女兒劉貝請我來的。很抱歉，現在的情況可能容不得你繼續這樣荒淫下去，我需要你站在她那邊，助我們一臂之力。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmChP3uLfs0
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趙雲皺眉：「開玩笑吧？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuZPlINzaB
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我：「我是認真的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyjXw5Mzav
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「小貝啊，我其實滿喜歡她的……不要用看蘿莉控的眼神看我，我對她只是單純對一個小妹妹的喜歡。」趙雲說著，突然問。「而且她有時候會換一個人似的，厲害到我們幾個做男人的都無地自容啊，你有看過嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXDp6EBqrs
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