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我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。
作者:
南翁

篇 #56
第三集28
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突然一涼。50Please respect copyright.PENANAl1IauHsY2Z
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我睜開眼。50Please respect copyright.PENANA7WnCGwnPyA
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我才想起來,原來我被虐到暈了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAsKXXbRaSM6
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這時用冷水把我潑醒,大概是要開始上課。50Please respect copyright.PENANA6i2s0OlYap
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過程怎麼樣我已經記不太清楚,從我身上的傷痕來看,大概就是被痛揍一頓、鞭子抽、夾手指……該有的都沒有少,不過張飛還是有特地避開我受傷的肩膀,而且比起貂蟬、黃月英那種虐待法好像根本是小巫見大巫。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKpovV6ECxj
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不過那真他媽的還是很痛。50Please respect copyright.PENANA4TCwJaQ2Nt
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痛到我不斷在罵髒話。50Please respect copyright.PENANAOXmImjTefc
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幹。50Please respect copyright.PENANAbliXiUK8mK
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三國演義看到黃蓋用苦肉計就短短幾句話帶過,我從來沒什麼感覺的,這時自己用了,才知道那真他奶奶的強大。50Please respect copyright.PENANARKJaacC094
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我亂七八糟的髒話有點多很抱歉。50Please respect copyright.PENANA4vwqiN9Uom
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不過我現在已經痛到麻痺,沒有什麼感覺。50Please respect copyright.PENANAA21xjl3i3T
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簡雍和麋竺坐在一旁,看得似乎是快睡著了,偏偏還是要硬撐著看我怎麼被虐。你們這兩個死變態,就不要讓我抓到你們的把柄,到時候看我怎麼整你們。50Please respect copyright.PENANA8a8eGqmnGM
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張飛見我醒了,道:「你說是不說?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAvVNVhwhxdb
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我沉默。瞥了眼簡雍和麋竺。50Please respect copyright.PENANA39iXPCO7p2
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已經夠了嗎?50Please respect copyright.PENANA1sAyHbeyeQ
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張飛拿起長鞭。50Please respect copyright.PENANAnU5Ywh9cTp
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麋竺卻是起身,道:「張將軍,這幾套我已經看膩了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANATU5BYoRdpD
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張飛:「刑求有刑求的方法,要痛感強烈、卻又不能致死,不是想怎麼樣就怎麼樣的。如果隨隨便便把人虐死了,情報要從哪裡得來?」50Please respect copyright.PENANADgi8tzfI25
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麋竺:「我只是想給個建議。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAbWHV9Y1LQ7
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張飛:「什麼建議?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAGJPZknYccx
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麋竺:「這傢伙,我看是不到黃河不死心了。我看不如這樣吧,先上黥刑,然後讓他遊街示眾,引他另一個同伴出來,來個甕中捉鱉。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAQWIMcaZlRR
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張飛:「麋大人,你口口聲聲說是對我大哥忠誠,卻想在新野的百姓面前用這麼殘忍的手段?你難道是想毀我大哥一世英名?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAgiv4HjXqic
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麋竺聞言,諾諾不再說話。50Please respect copyright.PENANAqjtak0K6MO
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簡雍:「麋大人的想法是以些不妥。不過,這個人如此嘴硬,或許是更重名聲,黥刑倒是可以考慮。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAkuI9hc4JvQ
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麋竺也立刻跟著說:「別的對他沒用,搞不好黥刑就有用了。況且刑具都已經擺好,也不是什麼麻煩事。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAMnEv9vAvOB
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張飛一時無語,不知道該不該阻止。50Please respect copyright.PENANAiRswsYuGtv
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麋竺已經喊道:「來人!上火!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAV0mzZCXGhV
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我則是已經放棄了。50Please respect copyright.PENANANSEeDRIlZw
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傷疤什麼的就算了,有一點疤搞不好更帥更有型──但黥刑可是得用火烙一個醜死人的字在我臉上,要是真變成那樣,我老婆還不跟我離婚?50Please respect copyright.PENANAEl4mrIWjz5
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最多就到這了。50Please respect copyright.PENANANbLFT6TS47
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再下去就不是不符合比率原則,而是根本就是不合邏輯。50Please respect copyright.PENANA03NAgL3z7S
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我正要開口,沒想到這時鏡兒喊道:「慢著。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAQs0OJxjBtB
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麋竺愣了下,隨即不滿地說:「不過是個丫環竟敢這樣跟我說話?讓妳裝成將軍,妳就真當自己是將軍了?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAcCuZkNZzrH
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鏡兒:「小人不敢。但、但是,左將軍一向仁慈,還請大人三思。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHniP73T9zW
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這小姑娘對我還真不錯。50Please respect copyright.PENANAyp8CYjIwM6
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麋竺:「什麼時候輪得到妳跟我談論左將軍的為人?妳這……」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2RI7Pe9tqr
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我:「喂,別吵了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2ki5r5GYPz
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麋竺突然接不下話。50Please respect copyright.PENANA10c6ZhwtNw
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簡雍:「那你早點坦白,也省得浪費我們的時間。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAFoSAefB8v5
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我:「好,我說。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAo8HlRVHyeg
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簡雍也接不下話。50Please respect copyright.PENANAWvfzKTUt6d
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我:「我可以把事情告訴你們,但是有條件。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHx73gNIgsq
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張飛:「什麼條件,你說說看。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAkHi8LgL1Hd
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我:「我要你保證我活著離開,另外給我白銀百兩、兩個美女、寶馬兩匹,還要對外宣稱我已經死了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAFJ1NYYFx0Q
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麋竺:「哈哈,竟有如此可笑之人。你的命就握在我的手裡,竟然還敢跟我討價還價?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA0NejkXv389
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我:「哈哈哈哈哈。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA4AOHBMwwkS
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麋竺:「你又笑什麼?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAaeWLEtI21V
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我:「我才覺得你可笑。我這個情報可是關係你們整個新野城所有人的命,我這麼點小小的要求你也捨不得給,那就在這裡等死好了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAwWZV1aCyFS
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麋竺:「你這傢伙……」50Please respect copyright.PENANA513gcPnm3T
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簡雍突然喊道:「麋大人,不要被他挑釁了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAF6iF6oyuLS
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麋竺不悅地瞪著我,但還是收斂了話語。50Please respect copyright.PENANArIJxx1A6wd
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張飛道:「好,這件事我就答應你了。說吧。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2hiGkiGTUz
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我:「你當我傻了?你先放了我、東西備好,那我才會說。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAj0fzi7FsIY
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「現在外面被包圍,就算我放了你你也出不去。」張飛說著,眼神如飢餓的猛虎一樣盯著我。「你可別真當我只有那些手段,要是把我逼急了,會倒楣的是你。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAQOeN17iA4m
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我嚥了口口水。50Please respect copyright.PENANAlyTNK2bcYI
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我:「好,就算我信了你。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA54D6t6FfIL
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張飛不再說話。50Please respect copyright.PENANAR9xOAlfZlh
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另外三人也只是看著我,等我開口50Please respect copyright.PENANAhky6JEfUCq
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我深呼吸了一口氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANA6ykMyVfEhM
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我:「我才不叫什麼司馬懿,我叫諸葛亮。我確實不是曹操派來的,我只是替曹燁做事情。」50Please respect copyright.PENANASWYmQjkRZ5
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最吃驚的應該就是麋竺了,但我相信另外兩個人也一樣震驚,不管他們腦中的我應該要說哪一種版本,都不是我現在要說的話。50Please respect copyright.PENANAM3Z9OyFtRr
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我:「對,我不玩了──這場爛戲我不演了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAWH9pYzBQ68
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我看著張飛:「你真當我的是被小貝找來的?我來這裡的目的根本就不是要替你們解決什麼事情,只是照曹燁的意思安插進來博取你們信任。等這件事情完了,就會把你們一口氣解決掉,名正言順接收劉備的勢力。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAuEz7Q5OtEe
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張飛啞然。50Please respect copyright.PENANAGkiin6E60L
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我看著簡雍:「我早就知道你是曹燁用來造成這一團混亂的,少在那邊裝傻了。我知道的遠比你想的還要多,你不過就是個魁儡而已,遲早兩邊都沒有活路,還有空在這邊對我大小聲,真是不知死活。」50Please respect copyright.PENANALsL9xM1YSZ
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簡雍震驚。50Please respect copyright.PENANAPdo4i4mTkT
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我看著麋竺:「你最白癡了,什麼都不知道還在這裡跟人家湊熱鬧,真的是要笑死我。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAaFHQcjy8we
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麋竺啞口無言。50Please respect copyright.PENANApt0Or7wZhI
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簡雍首先反應過來,怒道:「我聽你在胡說八道!」50Please respect copyright.PENANABNL0EsV50I
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我:「誰跟你開玩笑,你可知道我和曹燁是什麼關係?她這次來會親自到這裡就是要找我,你難道會不清楚?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAs948pESD1o
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簡雍:「我根本就不知道你在說什麼。你要想再這樣隨口胡謅誣陷我,就不要怪我不客氣了!」50Please respect copyright.PENANA24me3rPHiA
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我:「你不想承認也無所謂,總之事情就是這樣了。我也不知道是哪邊沒溝通好,搞得我這樣全身是傷就算了,還要給我用什麼黥刑──我不玩了,這爛攤子你們自己去解決吧,我要走了。」 50Please respect copyright.PENANAeBjNziAbQB
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