我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。
作者:
南翁
南翁
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第二章：愛情動作片的劇情都是有其道理的。
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隔天起床。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0xUcMnXr9
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看著床邊的可人兒，有點缺乏真實感，但很確定這一切不是一場怪夢。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUIugLyMx0
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唯一的感想是，我的腰好痛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ikuroA2Ew
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是的，腰特別痠痛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX7ubPhcuI
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玩了整個晚上的枕頭戰、伸展操、瑜伽，甚至是織衣服和我臨時起意教的翻花繩，這諸葛亮一把老骨頭真的有點受不了。黃月英完全把我當個「女性朋友」在用，我這個徹頭徹尾的騙子也不好說什麼，只好努力把自己當個女人用。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKbUFk5hb8
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我起身，看著還在熟睡的黃月英，彎下腰，將被子拉到她的肚子上。雖然這裡的天氣溼熱，但不蓋被子還是很容易感冒的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58m2Xr6fC2
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肝火盛得我口乾舌燥，一口氣臭到我自己，逼得我快步走出房間，打算去梳洗一下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJu1ZeCUN2
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才打開門，卻見諸葛髻已經在門外等著。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGWMQMVCT6
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諸葛髻捧著水盆：「主人，請用。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91PvmZtqi6
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我拿起水盆，才發現不對：「妳不堅持幫我了？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX1zSQoY3l
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諸葛髻：「主人既然娶妻，便不是我的責任了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PbU869yYQ
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我：「是喔！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD2rqkPD6h
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諸葛髻：「夫人尚未起床？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji5EVw24Oh
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我：「是啊，不要叫她，讓她睡吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYIdp0lHby
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諸葛髻：「是。洗澡水已備好，主人是否要用？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ769iNvJ4Tv
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我：「大白天的洗什麼澡？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5pSTixQac
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諸葛髻狐疑地看著我，好像想問又不敢問。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrXmugwXiv
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我想了一下，很快就知道了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vO4HiKSSW
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我：「我跟她沒有那個，就是那個……唉，妳還小，不用懂那麼多啦！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwELixWyL95
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這種爛藉口我都不好意思說了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGEa1YUzPR
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諸葛髻也沒有多問，只是低頭：「是。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86MKimXjfZ
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我站著簡單梳洗一下，問道：「黃……岳父呢？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FFqxeyQdo
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諸葛髻：「他已經離開，他離開之前有話要我帶給您。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3tgI9KOQb
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我：「什麼？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrwTAVOpRF
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諸葛髻：「他這樣說：『月英得我畢生所學，如果你有難解之處，直接問她便是。小女乃我一生所繫，只是不願她與我孤老終生，才託付於你，望你念茲在茲。若有負心，天涯海角，絕無你容身之處。』」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iUV92e32S
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簡單明瞭的威脅。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepP8fBtnI3
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我點點頭：「還有嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOhOyWwvlv
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諸葛髻：「沒有了，但另有一僕人提帖來謁。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qKw4xViZJ
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拜帖？嗯，我有一種不好的預感。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmG3Bz3zfz
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我：「拿來我看看。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE482zPN0v
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諸葛髻從懷中拿出一片竹帖。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsygxzcWF2i
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一張好的拜帖，應該要有官職、籍貫、姓名等等，但我不需要知道這麼多，我只要知道「劉備」兩個字就行了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd6pZETrIQ
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不好的預感成真！好事不成雙，壞事總是接踵而至。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZb7lk4I6J
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我記得這時候劉備被派守新野，接近五十歲了，是個待在山區無所事事的中年男子。雖然諸葛亮挖個洞給我跳，還是不得不說他非常中肯，這時的曹操已經掌握大局，孫權也算站穩陣腳，劉備還在這鬼地方跟人家爭角頭老大的位置，格局天差地遠，好像要我去山上隨便找人重新組一支棒球隊，就要去美國大聯盟打冠軍賽一樣，勝率低到計算機都顯示不出來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCiswydSei
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重點是，我根本就沒打算去任何一邊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6RFD1a62z
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別鬧啦，軍師哩，我玩個策略遊戲就快腦死了，還跟你運籌帷幄之中決勝千里之外？更別說什麼要我鞠躬盡瘁死而後已，我會叫他去吃大便。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VShvWNveF
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最好的情況就是把他們趕回去，我安安穩穩跟漂亮的老婆在這裡培養感情，生九個孩子組一支棒球隊，完美。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgME5EQJHU
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我：「什麼時候會來？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoyCOPOxlU
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諸葛髻：「今日午時會過來用午膳。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH7ESdg5nr
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我幾乎不想問了，但還是問一下：「現在什麼時候？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6mNvtR5Il
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諸葛髻：「巳時剛過。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvE4ULHVqh
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真是有夠準的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeJoljGEEs
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據諸葛亮的說法，他已經拒絕過兩次，但對方硬是要他答應。既然對方已經找到這裡來，想草草打發他們是不太可能，必須得要當面談談，讓對方明白我一點用處都沒有，才能讓他們打退堂鼓。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsb5QPtPeJ
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我：「知道了，妳去準備午飯，我考慮怎麼對付。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuozjDNYH00
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諸葛髻：「是。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSgnKYP5DP
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諸葛髻轉身，才走出兩步，我突然想到：「等一等。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86YrjVF22B
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諸葛髻停住，問：「主人，還有何吩咐嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvWZ3vNOuv
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我：「這邊有沒有什麼吃了會特別想睡的東西？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kkqn6Q1KC
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諸葛髻沉默。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bdN4z1DBi
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我：「怎麼了？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsOl9PHUyq
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諸葛髻：「我這裡有迷藥、麻藥、蜂毒、蛇毒、植物毒，後面三個還可以分為神經毒和出血毒，主人想要哪一種？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplEb2N2Ar9
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啊？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghZoxE37WS
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我：「嗯，這個，有什麼不一樣？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfeoms0lbf
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諸葛髻：「迷藥會讓人睡著，麻藥會讓人醒著但身體不能動，神經毒跟麻藥類似，但藥性較強而且是永久性損害，出血毒會讓人痛苦地死亡。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijvDl3RhGc
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我有聽沒有懂。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKKuGjc1N3
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我：「那，妳推薦一個好了？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96lqdLjUOb
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諸葛髻：「其實那些是基本的，如果要給高手用，我推薦七巧水晶、五王八神盅、九九陰陽丹這三種，絕對不會被察覺。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe5OoXEtcX
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妳是廣播電台賣藥的啊？那些聽名字就超猛的奇毒到底哪裡弄來的？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu61q40zqME
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諸葛髻：「還不行？那只能出絕招了。其實我這裡還有一隻千年寒蠶、一隻萬毒金蠱。只是，非不得已真不想用牠們……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorB4c0RXrd
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「等等。」我打斷她：「妳好像對這個問題特別熱衷？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEuDidRr8K
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諸葛髻愣了一下，收斂表情，淡淡地說：「我只是為主人分憂。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjMa1eQWlp
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我：「不管了，總之妳就在飯菜裡加一些會讓他們動彈不得的，如果我真的撐不住就先讓他們吃飯，然後再想辦法。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV8vCaNFQq
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諸葛髻：「恐怕行不通。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq7FSDwEn9
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我：「為什麼？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfi21mwGZU
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諸葛髻：「因為這已經用過兩次了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadsSvtZCXM
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這諸葛亮真沒創意。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xFuKorBAq
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諸葛髻：「不過主人大可以放心，我會準備好讓他們昏迷的方法，主人撐不住時給我一個暗示就行。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFIym6myaF
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我：「好。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKomWzktLax
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諸葛髻：「請主人到大廳等候，我先去準備午膳。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhV7LendFK
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我走到大廳坐下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1yNUYYFgk
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經過昨天的事情，我覺得如果僅憑從諸葛亮單方面得來的資訊就下定論不太好，很可能會鑄下大錯。所以在還沒與對方真正見面之前，我決定持保留一點的態度，等到與對方見面，再做隨機應變。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcxJHbVgsI
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只有一個最高原則：絕對不妥協。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UpZOS0Wvf
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叮叮叮，門鈴響起，諸葛髻已經從我面前走了過去。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpfMyIs27p
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我照例躲到窗戶外面，等待來者。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVRTynwtL0
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來者，卻只有區區一人。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy12c263xUS
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一個女人！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMcKG1203p
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那是一個看起來十分傳統的中國古代小女人，黑髮盤起，上面穿插著幾根花花綠綠的髮釵，身材嬌小玲瓏，尤其穿著一件素白的長裙更顯瘦弱，一雙腳細長柔弱，令她走路時搖搖晃晃的，好像隨時都會跌倒一樣。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd76WQpbAw9
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女人坐下，我才看清她的面容，齊平的瀏海下，長長的睫毛像夾過一樣，水汪汪的大眼充滿靈氣，小巧的鼻子、櫻桃小嘴，簡直像個完美的娃娃。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxoa3zAh05
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諸葛髻走出後門，我連忙迎上，低聲問：「她是誰？劉備呢？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGfiJ0tW0r
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諸葛髻：「她說她是劉備的女兒，不過我並沒有見過她，不知道她說的是真是假。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsCxTC02RB
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這倒有意思。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGkBDNKWAm
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我左思右想，完全沒有對策，看來還是得與她談過之後才有定論。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx71LKKdExr
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我走入客廳，兩人眼神交會。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b19DQo6sj
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她起身，卻是低下頭，閃躲我的眼神：「小女子姓劉名貝，為漢國姓『劉』，小名取貝殼之意。今天是代表新野的百姓，前來拜見諸葛先生。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbUI0Aj9fG
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還想拿百姓壓我？真是太小看我了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZcuptRL9m
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雖然不見結巴，說起話來也算流暢，但她那背稿子似僵硬的話語已經透露出她的弱點，而且她緊捏衣裙的手、吞嚥口水的喉嚨，可沒逃過我的眼睛。對方十分緊張，這對我相當有利，一個緊張的人對自己的主張永遠都沒有太多把握。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfXmGig6sh
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我淡淡地說：「請坐。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkyNMKL5hI
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劉貝坐下，待我坐下，她立刻接著說：「先父時常提及您，小女子久聞諸葛先生大名，今日得以一見，十分榮幸。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9DAUvHTJn
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先父，應該是說劉備吧……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTCI4QF3N6
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等等！先父？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTrWryeECi
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我連忙問：「聽你說話，難道劉玄德出事了？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWuPT87cqR
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYsxYglJF8
「在前些日子過世了。」劉貝神色黯淡，解釋：「我雖為女兒身，無奈弟弟年幼，只有先頂替父職。諸葛先生可以直喚我名，或是，家族長輩都喚我小貝，總之不必在意職銜。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivRdfovDzi
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哇，大新聞！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOugNvAkLmR
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這個劉備竟然在這裡就掛了？奇怪了，那後面多活那幾年的人是哪位？而且這時候後主劉禪應該剛出生不久，後面幾個弟弟難不成是劉備老婆紅杏出牆才生下的？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIjdHmLiwD
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至於劉貝，或是其他女兒，因為女子在古代地位很低，不被記載的可能性比較高，倒是不必懷疑太多。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq8LVBXLh0
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我雖然震驚，但並沒有表現出來，只是認真思考應對的方式。既然我沒有要出仕的打算，不管劉備是死是活，我都不會扯上關係，其實不需要過問太多。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU3OWB507w
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我：「請節哀。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15611bWdBr
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劉貝：「我明白。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKZvjUU8fS
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雖然很沒禮貌，我還是問了：「姑娘今年貴庚？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdRinySM28
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劉貝：「十有六了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8txzDaRJI5
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十六歲？可以嫁了，我記得諸葛亮這時二十六歲左右，倒也相差不大。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIOKOtluCz
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好啦，好像差得有點多。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfUHBE5vj9
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而且劉貝的身材嬌小，神態有些扭捏，看起來又比實際的年齡小了些，感覺只比諸葛髻大個兩三歲而已。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt6nxw7knp
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我直接進入正題：「在下雖與玄德公相識，但想必妳大費周章前來拜訪，不只是來敘舊的吧？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZD0lQwHaj
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劉貝：「是這樣的，聽聞諸葛先生擁絕世才學，先父在世時就有延攬之意，只是遭到諸葛先生婉拒。或許當時是時機不對，今日前來，是想確認諸葛先生是否回心轉意？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmruxrlSjEG
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「很抱歉，我並無出仕之意。」我直接拒絕：「一方面，玄德公雖英明，卻實在是高估了在下的才學，我那一點微不足道的常識，匹配不起玄德公的救世之心。另一方面，我長居陋室，深居簡出，確實是胸無大志。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn1JMUTM76
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簡單來說，我就是個無害的平民，拜託不要再來鬧了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFONl7RxoB
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劉貝：「先父曾對我說，當年博望坡一役，曹操派遣大將夏侯惇壓境。我軍本來毫無勝算，只是求得諸葛先生火燒一計，便得大勝而歸、新野五年之安，怎麼會是微不足道之才？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyC7Tn3SqD
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKVCdOy5mP
人家常說諸葛亮新官上任三把火，但博望坡一役諸葛亮尚未出山，時間上怎麼算都兜不攏。如果只是獻上一計，而不是正式地投入劉備帳下，那麼兩邊都解釋得通了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMvDhV5ybD
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我決定學那諸葛亮無賴到底：「無論如何，我是不肯的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9i23a2iq0
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但劉貝還不肯放棄：「我們正要從荊襄之地返回新野，但父親死於路途當中，整個軍隊分崩離析……實不相瞞，雖然父親的死訊並沒有對外公布，但幾位大臣、將領們都是知情的，因為群龍無首，現在軍隊已經亂成一團，有一部分人正趕路回新野，一部分的人卻是自行離開，就算是同一路的人，也是各持己見，互不相讓。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjDhQGwF6j
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADPvVu2ggZ
劉貝嘆道：「只因為聽說諸葛先生才智冠絕天下，我才不顧眾人反對，脫隊孤身前來，如果我這時空手而回，只怕情勢會更加糟糕……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhmO1qlSax
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她一雙眼睛充滿期望看著我：「希望諸葛先生能看在無辜百姓的份上，幫幫我的忙，只要諸葛先生肯答應幫忙，我無論什麼事都願意做。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOipxdyeoIB
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t3D9zkmCK
我沉默，可不是因為「我無論什麼事都願意做」。看到這個就開始胡思亂想的，去耶路撒冷面壁一趟再回來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpVQo8vEdt
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我忍不住同情起她，一個跟「我」差不多年紀的女孩子，生活在戰亂的時代，偏偏又是那種身份，壓力肯定大到無法想像，又無助的難以置信。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfucHH00iy
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會期待有一個白馬王子突然跳出來幫助她度過難關，也是合情合理的。而這樣一個人，從父親口中聽來，再經過她自己的想像，接近完美的諸葛孔明，當然是最好的人選。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTFYIHq6mZ
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光是來這裡找到我，就已經是鼓起所有勇氣的結果吧！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6MVBdMnMh
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很可惜，我並不是諸葛亮本人，我沒那個能力，更沒有興趣。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr43seLLtdY
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我硬起心腸：「妳找錯人了，請回吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWlqZEGHRi
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劉貝鼻頭一酸，撐著紅了的眼眶，不讓淚掉下來，起身往外面走了出去。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9obzmoFNq
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我也起身，卻沒有要送她的意思，只是下意識的反應，目送她離開。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZN8gZExdJ
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誰知劉貝往外走不到兩步，又帶著不甘心的表情回頭，走到我面前，淚眼婆娑：「可是我，我真的不知道該怎麼辦了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa1wvfefu7
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她說著，竟直接撲進我懷裡，大哭起來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg3UIcEthu
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我沒有推開她。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkcdLVvSQD
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當然沒有推開她，再怎麼樣，面對一個毫不掩飾地向自己求助的人，都有一種被重視、被需要，甚至是，被愛的感覺。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g1WviWi68
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我不小心、沒有注意、完全是無意間，將手放在她的肩膀上。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyDQg3eXj9
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劉貝突然臉上一紅，更紅，好像煮螃蟹一樣從脖子紅上來，我幾乎都要看見她耳朵噴出白煙了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQKI3jJCeQ
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然後，她暈倒了。是的，就是暈倒了，直挺挺躺在地上。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmJLVbshJ6
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我完全慌了手腳。不是吧？我只是偷吃個豆腐就搞出人命？我又不是沒有戴保險套之類的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG8Nhvhgr1
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但劉貝這時突然又站起身，一臉不爽地說：「想說讓她裝個可憐色誘一下就能搞定，真是麻煩。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwK9efvOwa
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我無言。腹黑啊！完全被騙了啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9NVRJenqu
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當我受騙上當的感覺襲滿整個腦子，卻聽劉貝這麼說：「我不是劉貝，應該說，我不是剛剛那個劉貝。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYWhEgnowT
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什麼意思？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bHRJOVM0V
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劉貝翹起二郎腿：「我時間不多，她醒了我就得回去，長話短說。我跟那個笨蛋共用這一個身體，她醒著我就出不來，她並不知道我的存在，我卻能知道她的一舉一動。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5BcvkiH7H
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這個，難道是，傳說中的，雙重人格？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb0BUjTRzB
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劉貝很快解釋：「讓她來找你是我的主意，我留下字條告訴她你在這裡。她確實遇到不少麻煩，如果你能幫她，那是再好不過。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOKFeZrQQs
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我：「我拒絕。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pXccEEzcX
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劉貝：「出來。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2cccidcV2
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出來？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU0522wgqy
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然後天花板上跳下來兩個人，三邊窗戶各有一個人翻進來，門口旁邊還有兩個人走進來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9I0Dh1kfX
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劉貝：「你要不要考慮一下你的回答？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XVx4xh1Lx
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警察，這裡有流氓啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHa5QZtZgy
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本以為劉備死了，我就不會像諸葛亮那樣被討債集團追殺，沒想到劉貝卻是隻披著羊皮的大野狼，這下我爆炸了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdA3u0pqyF
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冷靜、冷靜，如果我輕易屈服在對方的淫威之下，以後的日子就難過了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTUBmxNxdr
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我盡量不動聲色，說：「我並非不願意幫忙，但我只是個凡夫俗子，無論妳聽到什麼傳言，都是言過其實了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK1zu04W2u
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劉貝沉吟了下，點點頭：「這點我倒是沒有想過。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDysedxiVn9
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就是說啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaMGiKJRn2
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劉貝伸手，一個人遞了一把長劍到她手上，然後劍尖就到了我的喉嚨前方：「接下來的問題你最好想清楚再回答，如果我不滿意，就直接砍了你這個廢物。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUWRQI6z9u
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有沒有搞錯？沒有這樣的吧？廢物也是人生父母養的啊，廢物就不能平平安安過廢物的人生嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh7n5JjCFQ
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劉貝：「我問你，當今之世，誰有能力稱霸天下？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J2GZr36Xr
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我：「曹操擊敗袁紹之後已經雄霸北方，如今更是擁有百萬大軍、挾天子以令諸侯，無人能與他爭鋒。孫權繼承孫堅、孫策留下的基業，在江東有穩固的根基，也是一方之霸。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldTmHJe89y
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劉貝：「依你之見，我是無力爭雄了？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt9LSM11iI
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我思考了一下，如果不能阻止她硬是要把我綁回新野，那換個方向想，讓她放棄跟曹操、孫權爭鬥，乖乖去投降，可能也是一個好辦法。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1fQxsTfVh
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我：「在下愚者之見，曹操為日，孫權為月，其餘勢力則如螢火，螢火想與日月爭光……當然是，可能的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLtWXijlgk
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三把長劍從我的左邊、右邊、後面頂了上來，不可能也得可能了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxPq0oTO1Q
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我只好乖乖回答：「荊州為中原心臟，四通八達；益州地勢險要，沃野千里。只要能夠統一兩地，那就有希望與曹操、孫權競爭。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaOleNVVHu
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劉貝點點頭：「跟我想的一樣，但我覺得這樣還不夠。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxh4U6i6I2Q
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我：「西方戎狄、南方蠻夷，都要安撫招降，讓他們成為我方戰力。不過，最重要的是先說服孫權與我方結為盟友，共抗曹操，那才有一線生機。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0xpECQwO8
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劉貝：「說得好。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfYMe4pHPo
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgMqC6Gv2r
那四把長劍這時終於放下了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP0sdNkq8x
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡth3bTLW1yK
劉貝：「英雄所見略同，諸葛先生不愧為世外高人，一番話深得我心。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSlvy3cz0O
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSDcqQCp4U
是啊，妳高興了，但我這下苦了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAx0PfPxjz
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOX7jjQlNEJ
接下來的情況我大致上想得到，她不會管我願不願意，直接把我綁架回去新野當她的軍師。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCV4oVhLh2
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「怎麼？有客人？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIebgvtnIeE
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN7ZnbczRb
我們一大群人同時轉過頭。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrbh6h8soS
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jiEnNmW3G
黃月英走了進來，朝著眾人點點頭，說：「我不知道有客人來，招待不周，請多見諒。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZzCm5Hl8b
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUuc49XZXi
劉貝：「這位是？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe0ezsFPin
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZbM4F2hVg
我：「內人黃氏。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aZj8hXQME
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJecUIlzvNf
我回答完劉貝的話，立刻說：「我們正在談重要的事，妳先退下吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mTUZDL28J
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TEBYmdSg3
黃月英：「那怎麼可以？我是你的妻子，得替你分憂解勞才行。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNajO1gGzfZ
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMUJ418x1J
男人說話女人不要插嘴……我好像在跟女人說話？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmOy8GUluV
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSPBjTPTAR
那不是重點！重點是黃月英根本沒搞清楚狀況啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhDbKrdPBe
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXO2KAh2cAz
劉貝卻是說：「夫人來得正好，畢竟這是攸關你們全家的大事，早點知道會比較好。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSy58oLS2x
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdKFBnRtjR
黃月英：「是啊！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAIQJ0F59n
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黃月英就這麼坐在一旁，劉貝手上多了一個人質。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx9ysEbC64
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggqw0WV3EA
死棋！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zHNKZVOFe
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohJcwJKqwr
我已經做好乖乖臣服的心理準備，劉貝的動作卻是出乎我意料之外。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGYU9I5g8Y
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbDglzM8uz
劉貝：「你們都先回去吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdQld9oD8f
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHZ9AzfX1x
那群刺客一齊退了出去。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35fHTDxhEt
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr8KHo8OCv
劉貝跪下，拜倒：「先前多有得罪，請諸葛先生多包涵。現在的我真的很需要諸葛先生這樣的人才，請您務必答應，無論有什麼樣的要求，我都會盡全力做到。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5Euec0jkz
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw6p4gHcAz
我嚇到了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCUAwqVHz6
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1yhFiEQ4B
妳以為道歉的時後露出胸──咳，我是說，妳以為我吃軟不吃硬，所以就對我有用嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGL4mslN4vA
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KltSH3W8q
好啦，真的有用。但是，我真的是沒有那種自信啊……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOjs8Xq6tf
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKOnwB72Va
我：「能否再給我一點時間考慮一下？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FoUmn7JIh
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYR3vdWn4c
黃月英：「為什麼？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBCZ56xcWm
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMZQTy1Yxs
為什麼？為什麼是妳開口問啊？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDhk2b7g5p
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLk9cjAkhA
黃月英：「先說，我可沒打算在這裡跟你終老一生，不出去做點事，怎麼配得上當我的丈夫？說出去都覺得丟臉。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX5qsDJgpO
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01EppH95B9
劉貝這時抬起頭，讚道：「說得好。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuNTqpIhAn
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyVRMEQlKT
黃月英：「我還是怕搶了你的風頭，不然我自己去就好了。你要是真打算在這裡種田，那我可能沒辦法奉陪到底。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX8EJNzfBT
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpx3XIdhaV
劉貝起身：「黃夫人一看就知道是女中豪傑，如果有意出仕，我必定奉為上賓，竭誠以待。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡculDBGG86E
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9AywYsYuv
黃月英：「說是這麼說，但是很抱歉，我畢竟已經嫁人了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivefRiN2g4
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRmNFqqeDR
劉貝：「女子之能絕對不輸男子，在這亂世之中，女子也可以做出一番事業，何必屈居於男人之後？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLH8Ps50xi
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUguGqzXyp
黃月英：「我跟妳的想法一樣，所以，如果沒有一個男人比我聰明，能夠讓我心服口服，我是不會嫁的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kM9h9g57B
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgBFt4tYK9
劉貝：「諸葛先生才智機敏、目光長遠，確實是一人傑。但，男子都是先成家再立業，憑什麼女子……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN5LjIRiQ6
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlCRFIUL10
喂、喂，說好的長話短說呢？妳們怎麼自己聊起來啦？而且感覺這種像是鄰居太太聊天的氣氛是怎麼回事啊？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ymtuhhlKy
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CivslI64v
劉貝說著，突然以手扶額：「我的時間不多了，希望諸葛先生能給我一個正面的答覆。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtdymQl3jy
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaezaxVpWWm
還時間不多哩，最好不要跟我說妳血癌末期喔！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgY0mQP5ab
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaoZ9i0Xk9
黃月英：「我就代他答應了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FmTirhPiI
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5hTbmedaM
「等等。」我喊住她們兩個：「我還沒有……幹什麼？會痛啊！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡispn2jXzrH
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B712rt71b
黃月英死命扯著我的耳朵：「不用擔心，給我一點時間，我會搞定他的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHihHF4AZC
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMglUxB0GoP
劉貝：「一切就拜託夫人了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WFzv5d4Bl
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劉貝清醒著。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg9ZtLDdpS
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又清醒過來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqyf8QRVkN
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這位小女孩，為了跟劉貝作區別，我就叫她小貝吧！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo84s4WNH1g
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5QvPKLQb4
小貝似乎一時還沒回過神，呆愣地看著我們，過了一會兒，突然驚呼一聲，道：「抱歉，諸葛先生，我真是太失禮了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzwxkQceGb
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhquYx0p0hA
黃月英：「沒關係的，妳現在可以放心了。而且他答應會幫妳，妳這趟的目的達成嘍！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUvFThQXT1
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIihbBgWNg
小貝轉頭看著我：「是這樣嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKI9WMJEox
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqR7LvNIhP
我：「喔！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QTUpkSlw2
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注意，是喔，不是好。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9eZsIPxlD
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但小貝沒注意，笑得像中樂透一樣，鬆了好大一口氣：「太好了，諸葛先生願意幫忙真是太好了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpGLzNwdBU
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唉，真的是莫名其妙。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3BhKz4hvY
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黃月英：「我們需要一點時間準備一下，所以請妳先回去，我們準備好就會過去找妳。有人陪妳來嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpVBM2QKcD
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPVhuf6knL
小貝：「有的，有幾個侍衛和僕人陪我來，我讓他們在外面等著。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkuhjIVRLe
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuBp1YHNAU
黃月英：「那我們就不送了，請妳先回新野靜候吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu8s8TmMWY
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpLBXvk6e3
小貝：「好的，那就麻煩你們了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIcJyH9YGK
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i0dET4K2z
小貝說完，一躬身，離開。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF3YOQL1sQ
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByMQkklGG9
我突然覺得哪裡怪怪的，這兩個人是不是太過自來熟了啊？怎麼跳過我自己說起話來，然後就自己結束對話了？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsHqwBPf9S
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGZNvDitdI
我暫時不想太多，對黃月英說：「妳不該隨便替我答應的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCappSA2ef
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLBTLecP5U
黃月英：「人家都這樣求你了，你還不答應，太沒良心了吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3VI2OAJnx
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnLbIHfJv3
我：「可是……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyub9aPPVu
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqlvNYtEh4
黃月英搶著道：「我知道，你可能覺得曹操或孫權那邊比較佔優勢，但反過來想，因為優勢太大、人才太多，其實已經沒有什麼你的發展空間了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnryPn5nSe
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iKtCubDtu
我：「但是……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvgZ1GE0KE
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIaAaSAALg
黃月英又搶道：「我相信以我們兩個的才智，只要好好利用身邊的資源，還是大有可為的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn35BTERchK
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiAlZbutsJ
我：「不是……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxPkkpy1RU
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpHtI7QcFf
黃月英罵道：「難道你學了這麼多，就只是為了待在這裡，搏一個臥龍的虛名嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVrXM39O5Y
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhECayevkmb
我：「等一下，不要再說了，就不是那些問題。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yF7w6yn84
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2sDaqdaXt
黃月英：「不然到底是怎樣？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVUb0WqQ33
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwABfmh5prZ
我：「我根本不懂兵法啊！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MdvOQ6ymx
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她看著我，我看著她。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHkznh7286
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黃月英：「哈哈，真是不錯的玩笑。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc1bt6tDxS
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我：「我沒有開玩笑。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkeWfV681w
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她又看著我，我又看著她。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbezpNZKIC
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF36QgDTlR
黃月英尖叫：「啊──啊──啊──」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zCgWAketo
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我只用手指塞住耳朵。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteTpzeIpVf
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黃月英拉開我的手，道：「你不懂兵法？為什麼不早說？騙我很好玩嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtoXkAoRnQ
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqA35w891a
我：「我從來沒說過我會啊！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5yQSZ2ZEf
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalIWbDv3kK
黃月英：「不對啊，可是我爹說你一直在鑽研兵法，就是為了有一天出仕。而且你還借了四象八卦圖去看，不就是為了這些事嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuHfIGtmEr
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我：「那、那，我沒辦法解釋，只能說是誤會。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbuHSlTEXz
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWK9s3DEEI
黃月英坐倒在椅子上：「等等、等等，我需要冷靜一下，這太誇張了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mzqg254RU
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M2cpj3HLY
我只能說，難怪閃電結婚的夫妻都會閃電離婚，因為根本還沒有搞清楚狀況就在一起了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNc8aM61iep
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydUgsGaSz3
黃月英想了一會兒，又開口：「好，兵法什麼的就算了，至少基本的五行你懂吧？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSsqogpPQl
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODUJyez4xt
我不太確定：「妳是說，金木水火土？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdQDPllRUs
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTEBynw6Sj
「嗯，就是那個。」黃月英鬆了口氣：「對了，我好像還沒問你，你有沒有專精哪一個系統？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcLQ9E1fxD
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdvcms98yj
這個，我感覺我要悲劇了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ruZq3Rpo9
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黃月英看我沉默，大概也覺得大事不妙，聲音都開始發抖：「不要告訴我你不知道。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16XyjVPqS5
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我：「我不會這樣告訴妳。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2Rvl7lTMH
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QCQXUsbVi
黃月英鬆了口氣。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PHBTQmn22
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我：「因為是『我』不知道。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE363xfc9yb
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「啊──啊──啊──」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyXDhNPbER
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我只能又用手把耳朵塞住。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB9plmNgNu
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黃月英又把我的手拉下來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GeqbSf9tW
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黃月英：「那你到底都在幹嘛？整天關在家裡都在幹嘛？你說啊！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgdUusdunc
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我：「我自己也不知道，就是浪費生命吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaM4LM9gXH
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黃月英：「那你房間那些書呢？都是擺飾？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEHxTbjnxX
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我：「我根本沒翻開過。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTLgiGSta4
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「夠了。」黃月英坐倒：「先不要跟我說話，我覺得頭好痛。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcfXwbtxcP
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我沉默了一下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QmS5nZSeX
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我：「其實妳不需要頭痛，現在還來得及。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMynHYxwaVu
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黃月英狐疑：「來得及？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3uOtYCQwI
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我：「我們根本就沒有發生過什麼事，就當昨天是鬧劇一場，我們交個朋友，好聚好散……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7RS04ROEn
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我還沒有說完，但我說不下去。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthYc1sChOR
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她的表情，落寞、憤怒、不解、哀傷……太多的情緒聚集，讓我無法真正分辨。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoe9jWEc46Y
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我唯一懂的，是那個想哭的神情。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8iEaB0dqA
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女人是水做的，我這時有深刻的體會。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbdqbKhfJ4
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她：「我像個很隨便的女人嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttImCKef9p
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我：「不是這樣的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdK1ILr6sP2
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她：「那你說這話是什麼意思？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAj1V01Dy7
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我：「我只是說出事實。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRuDXPESCa
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她：「事實？是、是啊，我就是個自己貼上來的女人，有沒有都無所謂。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcuo3WsFpu
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我：「我只是覺得妳好像很失望。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBr2UxCMQk
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她：「你根本不懂。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c4og7tW7X
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我好像有點懂了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS2AkscoU0
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真正失望的女人，是無話可說的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9KMPw2cq9
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我：「對不起。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKewc9isy1
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黃月英：「嗯。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89oUazqIer
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嗯？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AE2IlbhFA
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黃月英：「我接受你的道歉。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLgqkny401
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我自己都有點難接受。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8t6Q0SG22O
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黃月英：「我也有錯，對不起，我剛剛不該跟劉貝說那些話的。我既然嫁給你了，就會做好一個妻子的本分，請你不要放在心上。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zVg9awl2A
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這樣一個好女人，我是真的配不上她。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapGl5u0vGX
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGoVOQ98IT
黃月英勉強一笑：「夫妻吵架難免嘛，反正我們還有很多時間。既然都沒學過，要不要我教你？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMYttUV90N
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我：「好。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVsdR3tBHR
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黃月英：「回房間說吧，那裡有筆墨，解釋起來比較方便。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj7iFiVRb6
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我點點頭。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidy6K3bXDz
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諸葛髻這時開口：「主人，是否需要準備行囊？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KKjzXfIBM
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我：「交給妳了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggboPYCEHN
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諸葛髻：「是。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpzj1kx7d0
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我跟黃月英往房間走去，一路上都沒有多說話，氣氛還是有點緊繃。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbvGbdLTFc
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我們進入房間中。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj4E0Fucjk
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我將桌子清空，只留下紙筆墨，並磨了一點墨汁出來。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMWTODqscy
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黃月英：「兵法陣型，需要很長的時間熟習推演，並非一朝一夕可以學會的。交戰的基本在於五行，我先解釋一些五行的概念。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaNDo2xNAY
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我很認真聽著。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuv5Gh7Jzo
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黃月英：「兵法中所說的金、木、水、火、土，其實就是戰爭的五個主要的重點，兵器、工具、糧草、天氣、地形。如果兵力相差不大，在沒有特殊情況下，將這五個重點掌握的一方，就能獲得勝利。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJRuzHi9Kb
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其實這還算滿簡單的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMrBKWC9dq
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黃月英：「當然不只這麼簡單。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqClOzV18U
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妳是會讀心嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD5idEXAp2
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黃月英：「你的表情還滿好猜的。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMWihDUVmA
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她是第二個說這種話的人了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yyDx8GJe3
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黃月英：「以此五行推演出去，有五種職業，鐵匠、工匠、運輸商、風水師、探勘斥候。一個好的軍師，基本上對這五個職業都要熟習，至少也要找得到熟習的人。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifADuvH87k
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黃月英：「我剛才問你的就是這個，你有沒有哪一方面的專才？或是有哪邊比較熟的？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRohXldcao
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沒有！我直接在心裡說了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FjgOF0Uxu
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我們對望了一眼，黃月英連意思意思問一句「真的都沒有？」都懶得問，直接繼續說：「這邊說起來簡單，但真的要每一方面都精通，比單純鑽研兵法還要難多了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG0q0doyPn
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黃月英：「這只是軍五行，還有另一種武五行。這方面有武將相剋的問題，我方的武將如果正好能克制住對方主將，那就會十分有利。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZuNatHqTm
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我：「相剋？怎麼說？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3C6wvuVrt
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黃月英：「武五行，簡單來說就是武將帶兵的方式，分為獨裁、指導、制度、親和、魅力，帶兵的方式會影響士兵作戰時的士氣、忠誠度、靈活性等等，還要依據兵種配合。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuUibHtILT
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這個我好熟悉啊，好像在哪裡聽過？好像、似乎、可能是策略遊戲的武將解說？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9LiRE8qku
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好啦，其實是企業領導學。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWm1Ysr02Oo
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黃月英：「你好像對這個特別熟？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwXvov2oTu
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我：「大概算是吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpIHfahnnP
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黃月英：「武將之間有另一種五行，因為他們都會使用特殊的『五行氣』來戰鬥。氣只相剋不相生，在武將單挑的時候會對勝負造成影響。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb3oCALyVe
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氣？真有這回事？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz7eM3KALJ
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我：「怎麼用啊？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vTQUHNmBC
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黃月英：「我只是知道，並沒有學過如何應用。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3UvXSEvx1
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我：「好吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7RPzQMAyE
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黃月英：「最後是仙五行，成功修練仙五行之人，能夠役使水火、乘雲駕霧，完成仙五行幾乎是所有智者的夢想。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgss6HoqGX
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我：「真的假的，妳會嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZgpX51akC
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黃月英：「會的人都『成仙』了，所以叫仙五行。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2A954w4R6
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真好笑。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyAGH180Le
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黃月英：「傳說中，如果仙五行達到最高的境界，能夠呼風喚雨、崩山走石，擁有超越所有智謀的力量，一騎當千，萬夫莫敵。所以，雖然沒有真正的途徑可以修練仙五行，還是有一大群人趨之若鶩。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22xcph59nz
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那些人以為是在玩三國無雙啊，打十個就一代宗師了，打一萬要叫什麼？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCNtkZkUE3
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「那只是傳說。」黃月英完全看透了我在想什麼：「不過，從玄卦之秘來看，仙五行確實有一定的可能性，並非只是紙上談兵。就拿我爹研究出來的四象八卦圖來解釋吧，順便讓你學一下。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuEuRPwtON
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黃月英這時擺上紙，提起筆，畫起陣圖。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1106vb60Tb
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但她只畫了個八角形，我突然有種莫名的既視感（似曾相識）。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNO6g2gHSw
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我：「等一下。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXk7x9WiNS
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黃月英：「怎麼了？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7bhmTjrwk
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我：「我隨便說說，妳聽一下。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxxqJfo3Xv
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黃月英：「啊？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo5AxTCCJv
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我：「四象為左青龍、右白虎、前朱雀、後玄武，另一說為四極的太陽、太陰、少陽、少陰，與五行呼應的話，東木、西金、北水、南火、土中間。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04szh4pgwB
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黃月英笑笑：「喔，你都背起來了？那也不錯，不用畫了。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBwPbodnEC
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原來是這個！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHIeSHweFG
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早說嘛，這個我拿來騙財騙色根本就是大師級的啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAymhbFsWAB
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我：「四象又生八個單卦，順時針看，離、坤、兌、乾、坎、艮、震、巽，對應火、地、澤、天、水、山、雷、風八種天相。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffEYTtAXCG
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黃月英點點頭，感覺不像是教導了，而是在討論：「但這只是表面，其實不只這麼簡單，其中有相生相剋，還要對應兵型陣法……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRf1qpz8qx
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我繼續說：「八卦只是單卦，兩兩一組還有重卦六十四，其實相生相剋都已經在六十四卦裡面寫好了，像是水火未濟、地火明夷。至於兵型陣法……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl4arXt4Pt
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黃月英完全愣住。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLgm99Xd5N
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我注意到了，從一個白癡變成天才，感覺還挺不賴的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwhp24o7ee
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我：「依八卦之理在八角方位設陣，另以中陣十字連結，有四四一十六種變化。再配合孫臏的八陣：方、圓、牝、牡、衝、輪、浮沮、雁行（或說是魚鱗、鶴翼、雁行、彎月、金逢矢、衡軛、長蛇、方圓）交替使用，再多出八八六十四種變形。可以說是萬用一陣，打遍天下也無須改動。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8t6Y69PVH
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然後我被打了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxHzRG0GQF
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是的，我被打了。而且不是打個一巴掌那種，黃月英直接拿棉被蓋布袋，把我拖到床上狠狠地揍了一頓。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQYSsDLdsm
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她一邊拳打腳踢一邊罵：「再裝傻啊！再騙啊！記恨我昨天騙你是不是？故意這樣整我是不是？別以為我是你老婆就不敢揍你！看你以後還敢不敢……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIuqJQN3YJ
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我：「等、等一下，這是誤會，真的是誤會！讓我解釋一下……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MP1w2XmA8
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痛死人了！這可不是一般女孩子的花拳繡腿，而是拳拳到肉啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIskuT11gDt
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我用力將棉被翻開，怒吼：「夠了！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmJdoQGAg6
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我們兩個氣喘吁吁，對看了一眼。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcwaPEIhQc
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我又被打了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EFRllMHSS
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「我讓你凶我！再凶啊！騙人還敢囂張！看我不好好教訓你……」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIpR5aNjjO
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「住手！」再打下去要死人啦！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AkA3ztCbR
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她確實住手了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoR0tGwk6Ox
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因為我自己不注意的時候，已經抓住了她的手，將她壓倒在床上。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZvIwLhXNF
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我自己有點嚇到，但她的反應竟然是抿著嘴，閉上眼睛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6H9Oa0d3U
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難怪愛情文藝動作片都這麼喜歡用家庭教師的劇情。還有，那些怪力亂神的東西，不管是現代還是古代，都是騙財騙色的好招式啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGT0mxdxB9
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這個再不出點事，那我真的不是個男人了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKASRbJpf2g
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我低下頭……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb4CEpiLaT
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「主人。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcRszJECjP
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……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxSAr7sIfA
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這什麼戀愛喜劇的爛情況？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKaqqaWXoQ
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我：「我沒有聽到。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW7BiTI3g9
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但黃月英將我推開，連忙整理一下頭髮，裝作沒事一樣：「咳、咳，有什麼事嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDX7meHyeK
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諸葛髻：「夫人，行囊整理好了，現在要出發嗎？」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlS5IsSmbU
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黃月英看著我。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04sfV1T9vY
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我看了一下天色，已經晚了。又看一下黃月英，她應該不會反對。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNILzopC3U
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我：「我們多待幾天再走吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE8GMxvKhK
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