我老婆是黃月英──諸葛亮的秘密日記。
作者:
南翁
南翁
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第二章：愛情動作片的劇情都是有其道理的。
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隔天起床。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi12FM9kSKG
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看著床邊的可人兒，有點缺乏真實感，但很確定這一切不是一場怪夢。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQayqORGgU6
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唯一的感想是，我的腰好痛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCfmKl29Uu
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是的，腰特別痠痛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxi0DeWnLP
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玩了整個晚上的枕頭戰、伸展操、瑜伽，甚至是織衣服和我臨時起意教的翻花繩，這諸葛亮一把老骨頭真的有點受不了。黃月英完全把我當個「女性朋友」在用，我這個徹頭徹尾的騙子也不好說什麼，只好努力把自己當個女人用。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvlRuHcWPF
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我起身，看著還在熟睡的黃月英，彎下腰，將被子拉到她的肚子上。雖然這裡的天氣溼熱，但不蓋被子還是很容易感冒的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQyzNVocgT
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肝火盛得我口乾舌燥，一口氣臭到我自己，逼得我快步走出房間，打算去梳洗一下。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz2ZeAUVf7
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才打開門，卻見諸葛髻已經在門外等著。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZq1bIivYL
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諸葛髻捧著水盆：「主人，請用。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdkbId4Xyh
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我拿起水盆，才發現不對：「妳不堅持幫我了？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm5NxGuRWg
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諸葛髻：「主人既然娶妻，便不是我的責任了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ4rS692HG
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我：「是喔！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHodRShvgS
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諸葛髻：「夫人尚未起床？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYSjleBOtG
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我：「是啊，不要叫她，讓她睡吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkfh6XjzwS
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諸葛髻：「是。洗澡水已備好，主人是否要用？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLVaTzKFUB
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我：「大白天的洗什麼澡？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwSaujrg6D
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諸葛髻狐疑地看著我，好像想問又不敢問。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE3nbyuviv
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我想了一下，很快就知道了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2O5aAqQTT
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我：「我跟她沒有那個，就是那個……唉，妳還小，不用懂那麼多啦！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjspiSvDOL
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這種爛藉口我都不好意思說了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsq1jfD7Bf
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諸葛髻也沒有多問，只是低頭：「是。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z4zU26M6L
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我站著簡單梳洗一下，問道：「黃……岳父呢？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJvTOyIBeg
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諸葛髻：「他已經離開，他離開之前有話要我帶給您。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz9uSPOrVM
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我：「什麼？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNMBXyUKSr
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諸葛髻：「他這樣說：『月英得我畢生所學，如果你有難解之處，直接問她便是。小女乃我一生所繫，只是不願她與我孤老終生，才託付於你，望你念茲在茲。若有負心，天涯海角，絕無你容身之處。』」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiwDyuovL1
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簡單明瞭的威脅。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIdkOtIVFC
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我點點頭：「還有嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEW2pt4Vnl
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諸葛髻：「沒有了，但另有一僕人提帖來謁。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1HEn4THoD
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拜帖？嗯，我有一種不好的預感。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASfgLjuWqt
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我：「拿來我看看。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWqaigUhMr
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諸葛髻從懷中拿出一片竹帖。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrbBrZd6Xe
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一張好的拜帖，應該要有官職、籍貫、姓名等等，但我不需要知道這麼多，我只要知道「劉備」兩個字就行了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRELAak2XM
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不好的預感成真！好事不成雙，壞事總是接踵而至。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MRNJf6HLg
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我記得這時候劉備被派守新野，接近五十歲了，是個待在山區無所事事的中年男子。雖然諸葛亮挖個洞給我跳，還是不得不說他非常中肯，這時的曹操已經掌握大局，孫權也算站穩陣腳，劉備還在這鬼地方跟人家爭角頭老大的位置，格局天差地遠，好像要我去山上隨便找人重新組一支棒球隊，就要去美國大聯盟打冠軍賽一樣，勝率低到計算機都顯示不出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DQtXqe1x1
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重點是，我根本就沒打算去任何一邊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjd967gZm6C
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別鬧啦，軍師哩，我玩個策略遊戲就快腦死了，還跟你運籌帷幄之中決勝千里之外？更別說什麼要我鞠躬盡瘁死而後已，我會叫他去吃大便。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkn4dXa1bC
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最好的情況就是把他們趕回去，我安安穩穩跟漂亮的老婆在這裡培養感情，生九個孩子組一支棒球隊，完美。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzOMN0oqlJ
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我：「什麼時候會來？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg92LkCWG3W
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諸葛髻：「今日午時會過來用午膳。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYnt2L5Chr
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我幾乎不想問了，但還是問一下：「現在什麼時候？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL2xZJUhjp
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諸葛髻：「巳時剛過。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT8JjtpFeI
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真是有夠準的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0P4faznUG
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據諸葛亮的說法，他已經拒絕過兩次，但對方硬是要他答應。既然對方已經找到這裡來，想草草打發他們是不太可能，必須得要當面談談，讓對方明白我一點用處都沒有，才能讓他們打退堂鼓。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosDD5KzAhr
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我：「知道了，妳去準備午飯，我考慮怎麼對付。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXSgTG1ilS
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諸葛髻：「是。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jLwmGzYpE
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諸葛髻轉身，才走出兩步，我突然想到：「等一等。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN2KwffQcw
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諸葛髻停住，問：「主人，還有何吩咐嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TLJK2SIEJ
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我：「這邊有沒有什麼吃了會特別想睡的東西？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA7Cmjcb85
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諸葛髻沉默。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3TBxOfFdY
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我：「怎麼了？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uIER54RmH
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諸葛髻：「我這裡有迷藥、麻藥、蜂毒、蛇毒、植物毒，後面三個還可以分為神經毒和出血毒，主人想要哪一種？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHAfyWIUEh
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啊？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP41PoNMiPi
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我：「嗯，這個，有什麼不一樣？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjpx5rjpnu
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諸葛髻：「迷藥會讓人睡著，麻藥會讓人醒著但身體不能動，神經毒跟麻藥類似，但藥性較強而且是永久性損害，出血毒會讓人痛苦地死亡。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h2As6FUGT
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我有聽沒有懂。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyKdDFzVeL
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我：「那，妳推薦一個好了？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrb7HTqhvh
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諸葛髻：「其實那些是基本的，如果要給高手用，我推薦七巧水晶、五王八神盅、九九陰陽丹這三種，絕對不會被察覺。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcxiBioI01
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妳是廣播電台賣藥的啊？那些聽名字就超猛的奇毒到底哪裡弄來的？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3C0BChmJd
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諸葛髻：「還不行？那只能出絕招了。其實我這裡還有一隻千年寒蠶、一隻萬毒金蠱。只是，非不得已真不想用牠們……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nFm7mHjgI
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「等等。」我打斷她：「妳好像對這個問題特別熱衷？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94yoiUuCFY
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諸葛髻愣了一下，收斂表情，淡淡地說：「我只是為主人分憂。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPFHlE0JJ4
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我：「不管了，總之妳就在飯菜裡加一些會讓他們動彈不得的，如果我真的撐不住就先讓他們吃飯，然後再想辦法。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5kpTnd58L
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諸葛髻：「恐怕行不通。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5tX70IBqj
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我：「為什麼？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOyUTOgDGB
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諸葛髻：「因為這已經用過兩次了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOAvIodKqo
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這諸葛亮真沒創意。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxQgUWprGB
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諸葛髻：「不過主人大可以放心，我會準備好讓他們昏迷的方法，主人撐不住時給我一個暗示就行。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIbAQpWttp
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我：「好。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhKb8zg6if
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諸葛髻：「請主人到大廳等候，我先去準備午膳。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNcrCWsgVL
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我走到大廳坐下。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zp5PEt9M1
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經過昨天的事情，我覺得如果僅憑從諸葛亮單方面得來的資訊就下定論不太好，很可能會鑄下大錯。所以在還沒與對方真正見面之前，我決定持保留一點的態度，等到與對方見面，再做隨機應變。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzdK3xnXAw
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只有一個最高原則：絕對不妥協。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0yyUBZ7wg
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叮叮叮，門鈴響起，諸葛髻已經從我面前走了過去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JrVzRzThn
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我照例躲到窗戶外面，等待來者。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNugW11gWYk
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來者，卻只有區區一人。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcGRKsM5Mg
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一個女人！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ2Sl8tYsn
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那是一個看起來十分傳統的中國古代小女人，黑髮盤起，上面穿插著幾根花花綠綠的髮釵，身材嬌小玲瓏，尤其穿著一件素白的長裙更顯瘦弱，一雙腳細長柔弱，令她走路時搖搖晃晃的，好像隨時都會跌倒一樣。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq40xNaYdC
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女人坐下，我才看清她的面容，齊平的瀏海下，長長的睫毛像夾過一樣，水汪汪的大眼充滿靈氣，小巧的鼻子、櫻桃小嘴，簡直像個完美的娃娃。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNEI8uxZxl
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諸葛髻走出後門，我連忙迎上，低聲問：「她是誰？劉備呢？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfSDsRJzd6
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諸葛髻：「她說她是劉備的女兒，不過我並沒有見過她，不知道她說的是真是假。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6W7pH3dJf
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這倒有意思。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YdftcUcsy
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我左思右想，完全沒有對策，看來還是得與她談過之後才有定論。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB7lGQNlfj
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我走入客廳，兩人眼神交會。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iQOaPnL9n
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她起身，卻是低下頭，閃躲我的眼神：「小女子姓劉名貝，為漢國姓『劉』，小名取貝殼之意。今天是代表新野的百姓，前來拜見諸葛先生。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ1hwgYP5F
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還想拿百姓壓我？真是太小看我了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEphROjjBM
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雖然不見結巴，說起話來也算流暢，但她那背稿子似僵硬的話語已經透露出她的弱點，而且她緊捏衣裙的手、吞嚥口水的喉嚨，可沒逃過我的眼睛。對方十分緊張，這對我相當有利，一個緊張的人對自己的主張永遠都沒有太多把握。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFD8vTKhYf
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我淡淡地說：「請坐。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN5fRD1mgD
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劉貝坐下，待我坐下，她立刻接著說：「先父時常提及您，小女子久聞諸葛先生大名，今日得以一見，十分榮幸。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXHyvXKzuH
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先父，應該是說劉備吧……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3F1sU2C5m
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等等！先父？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhxAbg78Ec
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我連忙問：「聽你說話，難道劉玄德出事了？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSC98PPJe9
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「在前些日子過世了。」劉貝神色黯淡，解釋：「我雖為女兒身，無奈弟弟年幼，只有先頂替父職。諸葛先生可以直喚我名，或是，家族長輩都喚我小貝，總之不必在意職銜。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1gdjWTyGT
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哇，大新聞！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3OWq75BSm
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這個劉備竟然在這裡就掛了？奇怪了，那後面多活那幾年的人是哪位？而且這時候後主劉禪應該剛出生不久，後面幾個弟弟難不成是劉備老婆紅杏出牆才生下的？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h0nWNAs1K
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至於劉貝，或是其他女兒，因為女子在古代地位很低，不被記載的可能性比較高，倒是不必懷疑太多。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwjSvICNIR
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我雖然震驚，但並沒有表現出來，只是認真思考應對的方式。既然我沒有要出仕的打算，不管劉備是死是活，我都不會扯上關係，其實不需要過問太多。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbJpdOR6Pq
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我：「請節哀。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjxJvPP3Ti
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劉貝：「我明白。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XuQ7O24SD
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雖然很沒禮貌，我還是問了：「姑娘今年貴庚？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstOMd0yK5C
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劉貝：「十有六了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLitrA1qk1
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十六歲？可以嫁了，我記得諸葛亮這時二十六歲左右，倒也相差不大。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV85LRPouKg
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好啦，好像差得有點多。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRm5ijRuS2
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而且劉貝的身材嬌小，神態有些扭捏，看起來又比實際的年齡小了些，感覺只比諸葛髻大個兩三歲而已。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO6aDZyTCJ
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我直接進入正題：「在下雖與玄德公相識，但想必妳大費周章前來拜訪，不只是來敘舊的吧？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAMLln1yOY
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劉貝：「是這樣的，聽聞諸葛先生擁絕世才學，先父在世時就有延攬之意，只是遭到諸葛先生婉拒。或許當時是時機不對，今日前來，是想確認諸葛先生是否回心轉意？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GglwA8PhI
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「很抱歉，我並無出仕之意。」我直接拒絕：「一方面，玄德公雖英明，卻實在是高估了在下的才學，我那一點微不足道的常識，匹配不起玄德公的救世之心。另一方面，我長居陋室，深居簡出，確實是胸無大志。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FkObcEAb5
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簡單來說，我就是個無害的平民，拜託不要再來鬧了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBZzVXbnKv
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劉貝：「先父曾對我說，當年博望坡一役，曹操派遣大將夏侯惇壓境。我軍本來毫無勝算，只是求得諸葛先生火燒一計，便得大勝而歸、新野五年之安，怎麼會是微不足道之才？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFejpb4aZX
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人家常說諸葛亮新官上任三把火，但博望坡一役諸葛亮尚未出山，時間上怎麼算都兜不攏。如果只是獻上一計，而不是正式地投入劉備帳下，那麼兩邊都解釋得通了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjaHCkoreI
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我決定學那諸葛亮無賴到底：「無論如何，我是不肯的。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy8QnstLq3
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但劉貝還不肯放棄：「我們正要從荊襄之地返回新野，但父親死於路途當中，整個軍隊分崩離析……實不相瞞，雖然父親的死訊並沒有對外公布，但幾位大臣、將領們都是知情的，因為群龍無首，現在軍隊已經亂成一團，有一部分人正趕路回新野，一部分的人卻是自行離開，就算是同一路的人，也是各持己見，互不相讓。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1loKZ8Tei
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劉貝嘆道：「只因為聽說諸葛先生才智冠絕天下，我才不顧眾人反對，脫隊孤身前來，如果我這時空手而回，只怕情勢會更加糟糕……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIihyhc5R7L
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她一雙眼睛充滿期望看著我：「希望諸葛先生能看在無辜百姓的份上，幫幫我的忙，只要諸葛先生肯答應幫忙，我無論什麼事都願意做。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwxDp7hzcJ
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我沉默，可不是因為「我無論什麼事都願意做」。看到這個就開始胡思亂想的，去耶路撒冷面壁一趟再回來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ljs1eO3oG
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我忍不住同情起她，一個跟「我」差不多年紀的女孩子，生活在戰亂的時代，偏偏又是那種身份，壓力肯定大到無法想像，又無助的難以置信。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z0701CsJO
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會期待有一個白馬王子突然跳出來幫助她度過難關，也是合情合理的。而這樣一個人，從父親口中聽來，再經過她自己的想像，接近完美的諸葛孔明，當然是最好的人選。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtDaA7AIbf
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光是來這裡找到我，就已經是鼓起所有勇氣的結果吧！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQQyNS3Xqj
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很可惜，我並不是諸葛亮本人，我沒那個能力，更沒有興趣。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhImkHydVOa
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我硬起心腸：「妳找錯人了，請回吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AflCbpL8i
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劉貝鼻頭一酸，撐著紅了的眼眶，不讓淚掉下來，起身往外面走了出去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefQynaHdIW
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我也起身，卻沒有要送她的意思，只是下意識的反應，目送她離開。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCly3rjcE4k
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誰知劉貝往外走不到兩步，又帶著不甘心的表情回頭，走到我面前，淚眼婆娑：「可是我，我真的不知道該怎麼辦了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd2v4xES7y
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她說著，竟直接撲進我懷裡，大哭起來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrl49AOkMD
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我沒有推開她。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mw46OzFk4
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當然沒有推開她，再怎麼樣，面對一個毫不掩飾地向自己求助的人，都有一種被重視、被需要，甚至是，被愛的感覺。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn9NWmqnXh
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我不小心、沒有注意、完全是無意間，將手放在她的肩膀上。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qDTvY3DLd
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劉貝突然臉上一紅，更紅，好像煮螃蟹一樣從脖子紅上來，我幾乎都要看見她耳朵噴出白煙了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7nGAZvu9n
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然後，她暈倒了。是的，就是暈倒了，直挺挺躺在地上。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlTgOENFwI
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我完全慌了手腳。不是吧？我只是偷吃個豆腐就搞出人命？我又不是沒有戴保險套之類的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoSZzNCZQq
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但劉貝這時突然又站起身，一臉不爽地說：「想說讓她裝個可憐色誘一下就能搞定，真是麻煩。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSendU4y3Yf
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我無言。腹黑啊！完全被騙了啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oXwf9xld4
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當我受騙上當的感覺襲滿整個腦子，卻聽劉貝這麼說：「我不是劉貝，應該說，我不是剛剛那個劉貝。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNTAB6jCya
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什麼意思？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2PDUxkCTx
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劉貝翹起二郎腿：「我時間不多，她醒了我就得回去，長話短說。我跟那個笨蛋共用這一個身體，她醒著我就出不來，她並不知道我的存在，我卻能知道她的一舉一動。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31vHVgMGtS
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這個，難道是，傳說中的，雙重人格？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTAJrbHKEZ
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劉貝很快解釋：「讓她來找你是我的主意，我留下字條告訴她你在這裡。她確實遇到不少麻煩，如果你能幫她，那是再好不過。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorKUfbbweR
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我：「我拒絕。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak3xLi2Nmf
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劉貝：「出來。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUstfCpVjRr
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出來？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyr7Vt3gdP
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然後天花板上跳下來兩個人，三邊窗戶各有一個人翻進來，門口旁邊還有兩個人走進來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyI4Omjbx4
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劉貝：「你要不要考慮一下你的回答？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRCvE6oOLW
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警察，這裡有流氓啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v0voRBv4J
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本以為劉備死了，我就不會像諸葛亮那樣被討債集團追殺，沒想到劉貝卻是隻披著羊皮的大野狼，這下我爆炸了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48iGHc3GFt
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冷靜、冷靜，如果我輕易屈服在對方的淫威之下，以後的日子就難過了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQW1VIlK6V
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我盡量不動聲色，說：「我並非不願意幫忙，但我只是個凡夫俗子，無論妳聽到什麼傳言，都是言過其實了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUV7tmCncn
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劉貝沉吟了下，點點頭：「這點我倒是沒有想過。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0MKqJUI8W
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就是說啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTWcisxk1y
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劉貝伸手，一個人遞了一把長劍到她手上，然後劍尖就到了我的喉嚨前方：「接下來的問題你最好想清楚再回答，如果我不滿意，就直接砍了你這個廢物。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMQzXmvXTe
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有沒有搞錯？沒有這樣的吧？廢物也是人生父母養的啊，廢物就不能平平安安過廢物的人生嗎？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudm6sqyPK0
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劉貝：「我問你，當今之世，誰有能力稱霸天下？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlN3Msyqmv
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我：「曹操擊敗袁紹之後已經雄霸北方，如今更是擁有百萬大軍、挾天子以令諸侯，無人能與他爭鋒。孫權繼承孫堅、孫策留下的基業，在江東有穩固的根基，也是一方之霸。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB2t669QSl
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劉貝：「依你之見，我是無力爭雄了？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLU0btWVys
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我思考了一下，如果不能阻止她硬是要把我綁回新野，那換個方向想，讓她放棄跟曹操、孫權爭鬥，乖乖去投降，可能也是一個好辦法。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTekyGq8yZo
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我：「在下愚者之見，曹操為日，孫權為月，其餘勢力則如螢火，螢火想與日月爭光……當然是，可能的。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TZQoR9iU8
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三把長劍從我的左邊、右邊、後面頂了上來，不可能也得可能了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRtcQ0fa0u
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我只好乖乖回答：「荊州為中原心臟，四通八達；益州地勢險要，沃野千里。只要能夠統一兩地，那就有希望與曹操、孫權競爭。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPCokFJTYB
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劉貝點點頭：「跟我想的一樣，但我覺得這樣還不夠。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6vq4Iy6gQ
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我：「西方戎狄、南方蠻夷，都要安撫招降，讓他們成為我方戰力。不過，最重要的是先說服孫權與我方結為盟友，共抗曹操，那才有一線生機。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jFquPdZQY
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劉貝：「說得好。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf5umoGlCo
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那四把長劍這時終於放下了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5yKjlS9Y8
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劉貝：「英雄所見略同，諸葛先生不愧為世外高人，一番話深得我心。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsiv27NMN6
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是啊，妳高興了，但我這下苦了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPbMjGQSxH
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接下來的情況我大致上想得到，她不會管我願不願意，直接把我綁架回去新野當她的軍師。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbsOn5aCCa
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「怎麼？有客人？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTPMmLmPO0
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我們一大群人同時轉過頭。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW05XSWbrR7
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黃月英走了進來，朝著眾人點點頭，說：「我不知道有客人來，招待不周，請多見諒。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtTb25FQKg
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劉貝：「這位是？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qLIKJyqVL
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我：「內人黃氏。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcS1aYzUkB
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我回答完劉貝的話，立刻說：「我們正在談重要的事，妳先退下吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNJUgfeiQO
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黃月英：「那怎麼可以？我是你的妻子，得替你分憂解勞才行。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DYZ2s83Ra
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男人說話女人不要插嘴……我好像在跟女人說話？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG1y5X0dMf
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那不是重點！重點是黃月英根本沒搞清楚狀況啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVauxEzPDAD
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劉貝卻是說：「夫人來得正好，畢竟這是攸關你們全家的大事，早點知道會比較好。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n8275b0bk
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黃月英：「是啊！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxQHXGUW8c
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黃月英就這麼坐在一旁，劉貝手上多了一個人質。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoim8dYsFv
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死棋！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6YPieC1rS
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我已經做好乖乖臣服的心理準備，劉貝的動作卻是出乎我意料之外。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNumSUaxnv
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劉貝：「你們都先回去吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8Mm7vYvLZ
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那群刺客一齊退了出去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTm1JDp31B
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劉貝跪下，拜倒：「先前多有得罪，請諸葛先生多包涵。現在的我真的很需要諸葛先生這樣的人才，請您務必答應，無論有什麼樣的要求，我都會盡全力做到。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOJ8tFUzsU
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我嚇到了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrujwjaRbC
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妳以為道歉的時後露出胸──咳，我是說，妳以為我吃軟不吃硬，所以就對我有用嗎？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhXY4PLML0
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好啦，真的有用。但是，我真的是沒有那種自信啊……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qAmNHy88V
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我：「能否再給我一點時間考慮一下？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9O9vdK2aC
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黃月英：「為什麼？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC4GEbGFC9
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為什麼？為什麼是妳開口問啊？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YSXFVClez
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黃月英：「先說，我可沒打算在這裡跟你終老一生，不出去做點事，怎麼配得上當我的丈夫？說出去都覺得丟臉。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnYk9sR3er
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劉貝這時抬起頭，讚道：「說得好。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fwNpqrMNf
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黃月英：「我還是怕搶了你的風頭，不然我自己去就好了。你要是真打算在這裡種田，那我可能沒辦法奉陪到底。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV4JjdIDmr
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劉貝起身：「黃夫人一看就知道是女中豪傑，如果有意出仕，我必定奉為上賓，竭誠以待。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSl9iZ4GSIi
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黃月英：「說是這麼說，但是很抱歉，我畢竟已經嫁人了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JS4WLij5O
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劉貝：「女子之能絕對不輸男子，在這亂世之中，女子也可以做出一番事業，何必屈居於男人之後？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGN32SpR8Ym
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黃月英：「我跟妳的想法一樣，所以，如果沒有一個男人比我聰明，能夠讓我心服口服，我是不會嫁的。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTX3ZFc4O9
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劉貝：「諸葛先生才智機敏、目光長遠，確實是一人傑。但，男子都是先成家再立業，憑什麼女子……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyv5orPtwB
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喂、喂，說好的長話短說呢？妳們怎麼自己聊起來啦？而且感覺這種像是鄰居太太聊天的氣氛是怎麼回事啊？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii7XlnPUPv
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劉貝說著，突然以手扶額：「我的時間不多了，希望諸葛先生能給我一個正面的答覆。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMoT7L2ewM
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還時間不多哩，最好不要跟我說妳血癌末期喔！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rw7IWtZRV
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黃月英：「我就代他答應了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRyozOZHwu
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「等等。」我喊住她們兩個：「我還沒有……幹什麼？會痛啊！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXWt3h5I6A
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黃月英死命扯著我的耳朵：「不用擔心，給我一點時間，我會搞定他的。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImD0G65HHq
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劉貝：「一切就拜託夫人了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1A2Vw8Ph7
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劉貝清醒著。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNrha71KBh
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又清醒過來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4UMz7QROw
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這位小女孩，為了跟劉貝作區別，我就叫她小貝吧！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhyORDJI9O
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小貝似乎一時還沒回過神，呆愣地看著我們，過了一會兒，突然驚呼一聲，道：「抱歉，諸葛先生，我真是太失禮了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDfr5BOMvF
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黃月英：「沒關係的，妳現在可以放心了。而且他答應會幫妳，妳這趟的目的達成嘍！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPawTcYUYjA
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小貝轉頭看著我：「是這樣嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hvSJHxDBY
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我：「喔！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sAdwKyYjB
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注意，是喔，不是好。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7G2x0EBRx
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但小貝沒注意，笑得像中樂透一樣，鬆了好大一口氣：「太好了，諸葛先生願意幫忙真是太好了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUEEFePFpx
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唉，真的是莫名其妙。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoWt07GLQg
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黃月英：「我們需要一點時間準備一下，所以請妳先回去，我們準備好就會過去找妳。有人陪妳來嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFcKgoJShK
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小貝：「有的，有幾個侍衛和僕人陪我來，我讓他們在外面等著。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IqatvKLl3
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黃月英：「那我們就不送了，請妳先回新野靜候吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzmBouhmVG
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小貝：「好的，那就麻煩你們了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJEqLKlBcZ
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小貝說完，一躬身，離開。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVrfH6I1Tj
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我突然覺得哪裡怪怪的，這兩個人是不是太過自來熟了啊？怎麼跳過我自己說起話來，然後就自己結束對話了？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSRVeKgMSu
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我暫時不想太多，對黃月英說：「妳不該隨便替我答應的。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeH9QrrTk6
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黃月英：「人家都這樣求你了，你還不答應，太沒良心了吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusY5MSgyl7
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我：「可是……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYRbeL37YP
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黃月英搶著道：「我知道，你可能覺得曹操或孫權那邊比較佔優勢，但反過來想，因為優勢太大、人才太多，其實已經沒有什麼你的發展空間了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilP9Srx023
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我：「但是……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLuPHmYfPp
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黃月英又搶道：「我相信以我們兩個的才智，只要好好利用身邊的資源，還是大有可為的。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowoMF06oyD
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我：「不是……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvranTqGZU
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黃月英罵道：「難道你學了這麼多，就只是為了待在這裡，搏一個臥龍的虛名嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndSux4RzR8
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我：「等一下，不要再說了，就不是那些問題。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqQbx8G2bg
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黃月英：「不然到底是怎樣？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOUxdkKYKG
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我：「我根本不懂兵法啊！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb94P5a3Nr
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她看著我，我看著她。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ5fidtRdd
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黃月英：「哈哈，真是不錯的玩笑。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbszK5uanNi
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我：「我沒有開玩笑。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRQ1Dea1cf
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她又看著我，我又看著她。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5bpX5DWHA
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黃月英尖叫：「啊──啊──啊──」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y8rnQtYzh
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我只用手指塞住耳朵。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAstbY935u
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黃月英拉開我的手，道：「你不懂兵法？為什麼不早說？騙我很好玩嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshWwztOFm5
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我：「我從來沒說過我會啊！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjqYOtb1RJ
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黃月英：「不對啊，可是我爹說你一直在鑽研兵法，就是為了有一天出仕。而且你還借了四象八卦圖去看，不就是為了這些事嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JxcGTPAl2
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我：「那、那，我沒辦法解釋，只能說是誤會。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5UMbOnP0s
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黃月英坐倒在椅子上：「等等、等等，我需要冷靜一下，這太誇張了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOHlR9Vg7M
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我只能說，難怪閃電結婚的夫妻都會閃電離婚，因為根本還沒有搞清楚狀況就在一起了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9fWa9NXFw
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黃月英想了一會兒，又開口：「好，兵法什麼的就算了，至少基本的五行你懂吧？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6j1C78ZRY
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我不太確定：「妳是說，金木水火土？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5Fv9RwYhw
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「嗯，就是那個。」黃月英鬆了口氣：「對了，我好像還沒問你，你有沒有專精哪一個系統？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChhBMuBrjQ
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這個，我感覺我要悲劇了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5hpPhkZKf
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黃月英看我沉默，大概也覺得大事不妙，聲音都開始發抖：「不要告訴我你不知道。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROqABBh4Jw
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我：「我不會這樣告訴妳。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpTQpQdm5F
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黃月英鬆了口氣。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzjASWVu7H
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我：「因為是『我』不知道。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUbdWvNZq7
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「啊──啊──啊──」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz26q1enGsR
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我只能又用手把耳朵塞住。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tA4DerJnP
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黃月英又把我的手拉下來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn73ep6C68
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黃月英：「那你到底都在幹嘛？整天關在家裡都在幹嘛？你說啊！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XITBVs9yK
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我：「我自己也不知道，就是浪費生命吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7hyqmRopq
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黃月英：「那你房間那些書呢？都是擺飾？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2NYTSsSJD
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我：「我根本沒翻開過。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6koai3irQE
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「夠了。」黃月英坐倒：「先不要跟我說話，我覺得頭好痛。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlOkapeEpP
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我沉默了一下。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbRM4HTvaA
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我：「其實妳不需要頭痛，現在還來得及。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1mnaJLZ9q
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黃月英狐疑：「來得及？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlysp944QQq
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我：「我們根本就沒有發生過什麼事，就當昨天是鬧劇一場，我們交個朋友，好聚好散……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg0x61bGXo
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我還沒有說完，但我說不下去。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAMZsPvhF5
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她的表情，落寞、憤怒、不解、哀傷……太多的情緒聚集，讓我無法真正分辨。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt54q5sepU
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我唯一懂的，是那個想哭的神情。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF4nPRLcgX
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女人是水做的，我這時有深刻的體會。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcKJwOc2Xs
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她：「我像個很隨便的女人嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT8WrbArrz
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我：「不是這樣的。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsBntYPDlt
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她：「那你說這話是什麼意思？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKscNTE9Wqg
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我：「我只是說出事實。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf4hpnN1TG
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她：「事實？是、是啊，我就是個自己貼上來的女人，有沒有都無所謂。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMi17Wxo79
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我：「我只是覺得妳好像很失望。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf2IQYzVBA
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她：「你根本不懂。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCd7zANF29
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我好像有點懂了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVdIjrOg9C
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真正失望的女人，是無話可說的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73rc8S4Rpx
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我：「對不起。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpah1pPrHF4
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黃月英：「嗯。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaSYPqV0vG
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嗯？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMbdd1cPk0
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黃月英：「我接受你的道歉。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxZZV4UB3D
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我自己都有點難接受。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCXz6oq0LW
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黃月英：「我也有錯，對不起，我剛剛不該跟劉貝說那些話的。我既然嫁給你了，就會做好一個妻子的本分，請你不要放在心上。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS5VnV3iow
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這樣一個好女人，我是真的配不上她。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOmPuHmUqx
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黃月英勉強一笑：「夫妻吵架難免嘛，反正我們還有很多時間。既然都沒學過，要不要我教你？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9bgdeEmeD
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我：「好。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaZjnxuks3
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黃月英：「回房間說吧，那裡有筆墨，解釋起來比較方便。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuk3RAJkxa
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我點點頭。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EHh4rAPKq
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諸葛髻這時開口：「主人，是否需要準備行囊？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGsMYtxcif
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我：「交給妳了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGcX4ugKTT
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諸葛髻：「是。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7UlvftBgu
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我跟黃月英往房間走去，一路上都沒有多說話，氣氛還是有點緊繃。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxea0uM64j
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我們進入房間中。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyAeIRMAm4
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我將桌子清空，只留下紙筆墨，並磨了一點墨汁出來。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYCZvFCA7w
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黃月英：「兵法陣型，需要很長的時間熟習推演，並非一朝一夕可以學會的。交戰的基本在於五行，我先解釋一些五行的概念。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqWFCoGhVb
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我很認真聽著。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VCqMDuIjk
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黃月英：「兵法中所說的金、木、水、火、土，其實就是戰爭的五個主要的重點，兵器、工具、糧草、天氣、地形。如果兵力相差不大，在沒有特殊情況下，將這五個重點掌握的一方，就能獲得勝利。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfVYGzFRG3
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其實這還算滿簡單的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWij6Xx6ni
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黃月英：「當然不只這麼簡單。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xcSaRFDoS
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妳是會讀心嗎？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJf18ykTmz
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黃月英：「你的表情還滿好猜的。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGpgiwZDtT
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她是第二個說這種話的人了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRV685Zk0k
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黃月英：「以此五行推演出去，有五種職業，鐵匠、工匠、運輸商、風水師、探勘斥候。一個好的軍師，基本上對這五個職業都要熟習，至少也要找得到熟習的人。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kg8QvP9es
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黃月英：「我剛才問你的就是這個，你有沒有哪一方面的專才？或是有哪邊比較熟的？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXwcMOjJoL
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沒有！我直接在心裡說了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO1GuehwbP
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我們對望了一眼，黃月英連意思意思問一句「真的都沒有？」都懶得問，直接繼續說：「這邊說起來簡單，但真的要每一方面都精通，比單純鑽研兵法還要難多了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI0T1Iulgk
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黃月英：「這只是軍五行，還有另一種武五行。這方面有武將相剋的問題，我方的武將如果正好能克制住對方主將，那就會十分有利。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6pBlM5HLN
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我：「相剋？怎麼說？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfCXKjApiw
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黃月英：「武五行，簡單來說就是武將帶兵的方式，分為獨裁、指導、制度、親和、魅力，帶兵的方式會影響士兵作戰時的士氣、忠誠度、靈活性等等，還要依據兵種配合。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKf0fGRbqP
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這個我好熟悉啊，好像在哪裡聽過？好像、似乎、可能是策略遊戲的武將解說？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqIXjB5MPy
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好啦，其實是企業領導學。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZhL0I5ygD
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黃月英：「你好像對這個特別熟？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cOMCaycQo
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我：「大概算是吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop2DFnLfkm
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黃月英：「武將之間有另一種五行，因為他們都會使用特殊的『五行氣』來戰鬥。氣只相剋不相生，在武將單挑的時候會對勝負造成影響。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7Wx3c1811
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氣？真有這回事？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfFAdt96DV
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我：「怎麼用啊？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7CZ8t01Ga
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黃月英：「我只是知道，並沒有學過如何應用。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuAhxHI8vf
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我：「好吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD3iWdPN83
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黃月英：「最後是仙五行，成功修練仙五行之人，能夠役使水火、乘雲駕霧，完成仙五行幾乎是所有智者的夢想。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOopwxdmBD
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我：「真的假的，妳會嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RNPo2lX3g
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黃月英：「會的人都『成仙』了，所以叫仙五行。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhd8ay3fte
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真好笑。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6CkXAOja2
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黃月英：「傳說中，如果仙五行達到最高的境界，能夠呼風喚雨、崩山走石，擁有超越所有智謀的力量，一騎當千，萬夫莫敵。所以，雖然沒有真正的途徑可以修練仙五行，還是有一大群人趨之若鶩。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcXYRBHHZE
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那些人以為是在玩三國無雙啊，打十個就一代宗師了，打一萬要叫什麼？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQ5sTxSNFt
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「那只是傳說。」黃月英完全看透了我在想什麼：「不過，從玄卦之秘來看，仙五行確實有一定的可能性，並非只是紙上談兵。就拿我爹研究出來的四象八卦圖來解釋吧，順便讓你學一下。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22EwlD0Brs
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黃月英這時擺上紙，提起筆，畫起陣圖。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfQeyorpNB
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但她只畫了個八角形，我突然有種莫名的既視感（似曾相識）。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKjmclUHCU
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我：「等一下。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ce3wS75Hn
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黃月英：「怎麼了？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVBsmgf4n8
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我：「我隨便說說，妳聽一下。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5JMFAmkT6
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黃月英：「啊？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc38EZBIpGN
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我：「四象為左青龍、右白虎、前朱雀、後玄武，另一說為四極的太陽、太陰、少陽、少陰，與五行呼應的話，東木、西金、北水、南火、土中間。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDO7cnUWil
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黃月英笑笑：「喔，你都背起來了？那也不錯，不用畫了。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkZw7KFGBd
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原來是這個！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ik5fDA5VK
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早說嘛，這個我拿來騙財騙色根本就是大師級的啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuro2xPUdE
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我：「四象又生八個單卦，順時針看，離、坤、兌、乾、坎、艮、震、巽，對應火、地、澤、天、水、山、雷、風八種天相。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05iFV6ZGQr
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黃月英點點頭，感覺不像是教導了，而是在討論：「但這只是表面，其實不只這麼簡單，其中有相生相剋，還要對應兵型陣法……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJKwSBsnfi
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我繼續說：「八卦只是單卦，兩兩一組還有重卦六十四，其實相生相剋都已經在六十四卦裡面寫好了，像是水火未濟、地火明夷。至於兵型陣法……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxKDn9uD4r
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黃月英完全愣住。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmCb2cGEph
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我注意到了，從一個白癡變成天才，感覺還挺不賴的。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sUoiL6jav
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我：「依八卦之理在八角方位設陣，另以中陣十字連結，有四四一十六種變化。再配合孫臏的八陣：方、圓、牝、牡、衝、輪、浮沮、雁行（或說是魚鱗、鶴翼、雁行、彎月、金逢矢、衡軛、長蛇、方圓）交替使用，再多出八八六十四種變形。可以說是萬用一陣，打遍天下也無須改動。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIydgQZvtRF
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然後我被打了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYHYzxGjzo
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是的，我被打了。而且不是打個一巴掌那種，黃月英直接拿棉被蓋布袋，把我拖到床上狠狠地揍了一頓。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIp1C7GB6H
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她一邊拳打腳踢一邊罵：「再裝傻啊！再騙啊！記恨我昨天騙你是不是？故意這樣整我是不是？別以為我是你老婆就不敢揍你！看你以後還敢不敢……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA5DwRrioW
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我：「等、等一下，這是誤會，真的是誤會！讓我解釋一下……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6G1kVUMixs
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痛死人了！這可不是一般女孩子的花拳繡腿，而是拳拳到肉啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApoN4KOTmb
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我用力將棉被翻開，怒吼：「夠了！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIc4h60uSe
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我們兩個氣喘吁吁，對看了一眼。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkknsHfv3L4
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我又被打了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhV7EzsxXH
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「我讓你凶我！再凶啊！騙人還敢囂張！看我不好好教訓你……」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27FQmNoGC5
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「住手！」再打下去要死人啦！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JegJygidc
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她確實住手了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLFXes6gWW
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因為我自己不注意的時候，已經抓住了她的手，將她壓倒在床上。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M3mj4MAfI
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我自己有點嚇到，但她的反應竟然是抿著嘴，閉上眼睛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxdrlPiU8L
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難怪愛情文藝動作片都這麼喜歡用家庭教師的劇情。還有，那些怪力亂神的東西，不管是現代還是古代，都是騙財騙色的好招式啊！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SFRCXBkh0
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這個再不出點事，那我真的不是個男人了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25nTXG7ViY
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我低下頭……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpN7RWCPB2
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「主人。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYDqlCSkak
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……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c0HOgK8NI
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這什麼戀愛喜劇的爛情況？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97mlx6FqqW
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我：「我沒有聽到。」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75sk38H6a0
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但黃月英將我推開，連忙整理一下頭髮，裝作沒事一樣：「咳、咳，有什麼事嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpCDc8BaM5
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諸葛髻：「夫人，行囊整理好了，現在要出發嗎？」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTtPd0LliG
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黃月英看著我。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4Fu3i99H1
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我看了一下天色，已經晚了。又看一下黃月英，她應該不會反對。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSywa7eOTt
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我：「我們多待幾天再走吧！」41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNrnpkEb5e
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