※ 涉及真人/妄想爆發/個性捏造32Please respect copyright.PENANAFvZZrOjDxg
※ 背景時間為西甲第二輪對戰噢蘇珊娜(咦)結束後32Please respect copyright.PENANAPH9pKe3Ch6
※ 阿凡達的眼、吳彥祖的鼻、陳冠希的嘴(?)32Please respect copyright.PENANABT334KO3L2
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Özil 坐在Bernabéu球場更衣室內,比賽已經結束一段時間了,但心臟跳動的頻率還沒下降,想起和Granero替換下場時,Mourinho教練給予的稱讚和激賞眼神,興奮、雀躍和成就感漲滿了Özil全身。這是好的開始,Özil在這個球場證明了自己,球迷給的如雷掌聲可以作證。32Please respect copyright.PENANAwtCpd9X42e
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從衣櫃裡傳出聲響,是簡訊的鈴聲,Özil從衣櫃裡的外套口袋拿出手機,檢查訊息。32Please respect copyright.PENANAu44fUf2hdM
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“嘿,Mesut~♡ 我看了比賽,你的表現很精彩喔☆32Please respect copyright.PENANAAXNeBDQ9VI
我每天傳的加油簡訊果然有用,以後我會繼續傳的。32Please respect copyright.PENANAGAcbTPCtt6
噢對了,前幾天在google輸入你的名字,32Please respect copyright.PENANAKvqN83BAdX
發現有個中文新聞形容你有『阿凡達的眼、吳彥祖的鼻、陳冠希的嘴』,32Please respect copyright.PENANAAbgzDckfwS
根本是胡說嘛,其他人哪比得上我的Mesut。32Please respect copyright.PENANAdIfmz2gFHz
我順便把照片傳給你囉,記得看!32Please respect copyright.PENANA9U4xa9RFfl
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每天都夢到跟你抱抱的Thomas☆”32Please respect copyright.PENANAITt3ZhSHrA
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「..........嘖,這傢伙的簡訊永遠都這麼傷眼。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAeAF9el2Rm9
「而且為什麼要在google輸入我的名字啊?還查出這麼奇怪的東西。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAy3ORbsmexQ
Özil覺得剛剛的好心情全被這封簡訊破壞了,取而代之的是煩躁和鬱悶。自從來到語言完全不通的鬥牛國度後,每當接到Müller的電話或簡訊時,都會被這股情緒困擾,然而Özil卻不敢深思。32Please respect copyright.PENANAJb3KBDTcNO
甩了甩頭,Özil繼續接收Müller傳來的相片訊息,看到第一則———32Please respect copyright.PENANA8Qjq835h8b
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“(照片)阿凡達就是之前很紅的Avatar,好可惜那時候還不認識你,沒辦法跟你一起看。32Please respect copyright.PENANAQokGFF92GW
以後我們一起看電影好不好好不好好不好好不好好不好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好”32Please respect copyright.PENANAnCoQr8uRrq
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「喂喂,我和Avatar根本勾不著邊吧。」Özil臉上神情透露著不悅,碎碎唸道。32Please respect copyright.PENANAAaFBBAXZ8C
被說像奇怪的動畫人物就算了,還要接收Müller那即便是文字也能化成魔音的騷擾,忍不住火大的按下第二則———32Please respect copyright.PENANAp3UVhuOXr1
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“(照片)這東方男人雖然長得還不錯,但完全比不上我的Mesut~♡32Please respect copyright.PENANActtsiYI42w
你的鼻子是全天下獨一無二,任何人都無法取代的☆ 32Please respect copyright.PENANA8UBXfxORd6
跟我看電影好不好好不好好不好好不好好不好好好好好好”32Please respect copyright.PENANAU0wGCw0zW1
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「這小子到底是有多想看電影啊?」即使嘴角已經微微上揚,Özil依然咕噥道,「才不想跟這個煩人精出去呢。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAiGguCIvENG
世界盃過後,隨著身價水漲船高,許多溢美之詞早已聽膩,但從Müller嘴裡說出的話似乎總是特別悅耳。Özil知道這小子說什麼都不能信,但心情又回到剛剛贏得掌聲的那刻,忍不住哼起自己的歌,接續著看第三則簡訊。32Please respect copyright.PENANAmu953tJMep
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“(照片)看到這男人就讓我想起你身邊那個天下第一第二第三第四第五該死的C.Ronaldo!32Please respect copyright.PENANAp5topzpp24
你一定要離他遠一點!他是危險份子!一起看電影啦好不好好不好好不好好不好好不好”32Please respect copyright.PENANA3vuL9Ka1nu
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「嘖,這男人嘴根本歪的,外國媒體眼瞎啦?」32Please respect copyright.PENANAYsNheZWF1W
「還說什麼Ronaldo呢,我和他根本沒交集啊,蠢Thomas。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAdqmG30xXyz
看完這些啼笑皆非的訊息後,Özil收起手機,打開衣櫃換回一身便服,視線不經意瞄到自己之前隨手放置的照片,是世界盃時對上烏拉圭一役,Müller拉著 他硬要合照。照片裡的自己表情非常不開心,一半原因是認為不該只有第三名,而另一半就是為了Müller。明明還不熟識的兩人,Müller卻總看不懂臉 色似的,過於親熱的纏住自己,卻也沒想到自己對於Müller這樣的行徑久了竟也習慣。32Please respect copyright.PENANA6hWuHIzHY1
而這張照片的來源,是送別會時Müller硬塞的,來到馬德里後便隨意擱置。Özil看著照片想,也許可以買個新相框了。32Please respect copyright.PENANABBF8CYmlzY
整理完所有裝備後,Özil拿起背包,順手將照片放進包裡,起身準備離開。32Please respect copyright.PENANAfaHCFBI6KG
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Özil知道這鈴聲肯定是來自德國的煩人簡訊,嘆了氣,認命的拿出手機繼續閱讀新訊息。32Please respect copyright.PENANAX1SjqokMmH
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“都看完了吧?外媒真的很誇張吧☆ 我們一起去看電影好不好?”
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“我真的很想跟你看電影”32Please respect copyright.PENANABrDCMWpMej
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“一起看嘛☆”32Please respect copyright.PENANAMSQfnDZltD
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“跟我看電影的話可以得到我的超級抱抱喔☆”32Please respect copyright.PENANAwDLKXwPadz
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—— 嗶嗶 ———— 嗶嗶 ———— 嗶嗶 ——32Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3jleT1NNu
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從Müller那傳來的簡訊幾乎以一分鐘一封的速度進來,Özil甚至連上一封都還沒看完下一封就來了。接收簡訊的拇指終於受不了而停了下來,「......真是受夠了。我看最危險的人根本就是你!」32Please respect copyright.PENANAfSYj94mMJF
對著空無一人的更衣室一陣怒吼過後,Özil再度伸出兩隻大拇指發洩似的輸入一串文字,而後忿忿地敲下手機鍵,送出訊息。32Please respect copyright.PENANA1WWoPVxmQf
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“Thomas Müller,你真的很煩!以後沒重要事情不要隨便傳簡訊給我!”32Please respect copyright.PENANAUBCdMdtOrl
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五分鐘後。32Please respect copyright.PENANAZ89w8ckCpg
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“決定好看什麼電影再跟我說。”32Please respect copyright.PENANAUEjd52kVxD
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『阿凡達的眼、吳彥祖的鼻、陳冠希的嘴』是偷渡對岸新聞的哏,因為太好笑了所以很想寫看看,至於老闆那段我沒有貶意,只是單純想讓他出現一下這樣。32Please respect copyright.PENANA54HZ8wMfiH
其實我只是想呈現愛情是盲目的感覺。