※ 涉及真人/妄想爆發/個性捏造44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2I1Jm90YH
※ 背景時間為西甲第二輪對戰噢蘇珊娜(咦)結束後44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqtudQdG6M
※ 阿凡達的眼、吳彥祖的鼻、陳冠希的嘴(?)44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHO4Lj0k2j
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Özil 坐在Bernabéu球場更衣室內，比賽已經結束一段時間了，但心臟跳動的頻率還沒下降，想起和Granero替換下場時，Mourinho教練給予的稱讚和激賞眼神，興奮、雀躍和成就感漲滿了Özil全身。這是好的開始，Özil在這個球場證明了自己，球迷給的如雷掌聲可以作證。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaFIrDQq9Q
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從衣櫃裡傳出聲響，是簡訊的鈴聲，Özil從衣櫃裡的外套口袋拿出手機，檢查訊息。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGQjIp0p09
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“嘿，Mesut~♡ 我看了比賽，你的表現很精彩喔☆44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosWwORxWzo
我每天傳的加油簡訊果然有用，以後我會繼續傳的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRJfU7Q1zb
噢對了，前幾天在google輸入你的名字，44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy5S1mL98d
發現有個中文新聞形容你有『阿凡達的眼、吳彥祖的鼻、陳冠希的嘴』，44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iw8GigXwQ
根本是胡說嘛，其他人哪比得上我的Mesut。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1ARo4DibQ
我順便把照片傳給你囉，記得看！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegegKIdtGh
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每天都夢到跟你抱抱的Thomas☆”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZtSafd4Tg
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「..........嘖，這傢伙的簡訊永遠都這麼傷眼。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9q4O99eyR
「而且為什麼要在google輸入我的名字啊？還查出這麼奇怪的東西。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv72a2SoONk
Özil覺得剛剛的好心情全被這封簡訊破壞了，取而代之的是煩躁和鬱悶。自從來到語言完全不通的鬥牛國度後，每當接到Müller的電話或簡訊時，都會被這股情緒困擾，然而Özil卻不敢深思。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDkOaVB5HQ
甩了甩頭，Özil繼續接收Müller傳來的相片訊息，看到第一則———44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeJycnm8Bs
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“（照片）阿凡達就是之前很紅的Avatar，好可惜那時候還不認識你，沒辦法跟你一起看。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHjY8JL4JI
以後我們一起看電影好不好好不好好不好好不好好不好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUgxcpG4fI
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「喂喂，我和Avatar根本勾不著邊吧。」Özil臉上神情透露著不悅，碎碎唸道。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQA7vOjD5g
被說像奇怪的動畫人物就算了，還要接收Müller那即便是文字也能化成魔音的騷擾，忍不住火大的按下第二則———44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPUE69mjl0
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“（照片）這東方男人雖然長得還不錯，但完全比不上我的Mesut~♡44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WS560V7jh
你的鼻子是全天下獨一無二，任何人都無法取代的☆ 44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUyQknokHY
跟我看電影好不好好不好好不好好不好好不好好好好好好”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17Nc7RzuwL
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「這小子到底是有多想看電影啊？」即使嘴角已經微微上揚，Özil依然咕噥道，「才不想跟這個煩人精出去呢。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqfBCE07ZS
世界盃過後，隨著身價水漲船高，許多溢美之詞早已聽膩，但從Müller嘴裡說出的話似乎總是特別悅耳。Özil知道這小子說什麼都不能信，但心情又回到剛剛贏得掌聲的那刻，忍不住哼起自己的歌，接續著看第三則簡訊。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL2rQQj4WF
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“（照片）看到這男人就讓我想起你身邊那個天下第一第二第三第四第五該死的C.Ronaldo！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsox5J4mo4C
你一定要離他遠一點！他是危險份子！一起看電影啦好不好好不好好不好好不好好不好”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJahrS9DqOQ
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「嘖，這男人嘴根本歪的，外國媒體眼瞎啦？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z1XSzN0bj
「還說什麼Ronaldo呢，我和他根本沒交集啊，蠢Thomas。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsihZGhcMI
看完這些啼笑皆非的訊息後，Özil收起手機，打開衣櫃換回一身便服，視線不經意瞄到自己之前隨手放置的照片，是世界盃時對上烏拉圭一役，Müller拉著 他硬要合照。照片裡的自己表情非常不開心，一半原因是認為不該只有第三名，而另一半就是為了Müller。明明還不熟識的兩人，Müller卻總看不懂臉 色似的，過於親熱的纏住自己，卻也沒想到自己對於Müller這樣的行徑久了竟也習慣。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1nuBwWCak
而這張照片的來源，是送別會時Müller硬塞的，來到馬德里後便隨意擱置。Özil看著照片想，也許可以買個新相框了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zq4msU1zU
整理完所有裝備後，Özil拿起背包，順手將照片放進包裡，起身準備離開。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMyukUf2qm
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Özil知道這鈴聲肯定是來自德國的煩人簡訊，嘆了氣，認命的拿出手機繼續閱讀新訊息。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMW3uKzB2Y
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“都看完了吧？外媒真的很誇張吧☆ 我們一起去看電影好不好？”
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“我真的很想跟你看電影”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZy6DOdKAB
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“一起看嘛☆”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFybFXM4bt5
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“跟我看電影的話可以得到我的超級抱抱喔☆”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kulPPwX5O
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從Müller那傳來的簡訊幾乎以一分鐘一封的速度進來，Özil甚至連上一封都還沒看完下一封就來了。接收簡訊的拇指終於受不了而停了下來，「......真是受夠了。我看最危險的人根本就是你！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIm1MWl4hSa
對著空無一人的更衣室一陣怒吼過後，Özil再度伸出兩隻大拇指發洩似的輸入一串文字，而後忿忿地敲下手機鍵，送出訊息。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9diSflxPnI
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“Thomas Müller，你真的很煩！以後沒重要事情不要隨便傳簡訊給我！”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcFYTgiN8I
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“決定好看什麼電影再跟我說。”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHafHrDzEW
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『阿凡達的眼、吳彥祖的鼻、陳冠希的嘴』是偷渡對岸新聞的哏，因為太好笑了所以很想寫看看，至於老闆那段我沒有貶意，只是單純想讓他出現一下這樣。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3QiH5eRlH
其實我只是想呈現愛情是盲目的感覺。
然後按「加至主畫面」