去年的某一天我走在路上，突然心血來潮想要改變自己的形象。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmrmxv0oVX
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我帶了寬鬆的制服卡其褲走進了智福街，想說去找一家之前和同學來過的店改褲子。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TVryQWJZC
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可是智福街的小巷弄叢雜，接來接去，時不時就會走進死胡同。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeVp0LQb3E
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因為時間還很早，很多店都還沒營業只有拉開一半的鐵門在整理。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2im7MkaZDQ
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我走著走著，忽然有點害怕。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyzzmgIwT5
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好像走進了另一個世界一樣，因為舉頭所見都看不到天空。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGMBvFFUC1
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只有地上泥濘濕滑，忽然我看到前方有一家裁縫店…我便加快腳步。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2wslqXu6U
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只見店內布料堆積如山，雜亂但卻無髒。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb9EXTyrTo
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一個年過七旬的老人熟練的操作裁縫車，茂柏眼鏡下的眼睛連看都不看我。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVdSzG7Jk6
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我只覺得詭異，就在我不斷的迷路的同時。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsiIOAeU81
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又第二次走到了這家店，我才鼓起勇氣走了進去…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q3VfGAEIf
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「有甚麼事嗎！？」他推了推眼鏡瞧了我一眼又繼續工作。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWlAdQK0mB
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「我…我…我想…」我結結巴巴。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yWCzjkzA0
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「別想。」他惡狠狠的說。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjLXm9pGwq
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ylGJFkGUL
「我…我想要改褲子，可以嗎？」我膽顫心驚的問道。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpFh4nAKAo
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRRHCOvA2P
「年輕人，要改褲子就直接進來ㄚ。躲在外面偷偷摸摸，鬼鬼祟祟.....」老人碎碎念。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ7p6kdpFG
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkPMokNHiP
「你要改怎樣的？」老人打量著我的那件褲子。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvCbN73pIh
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gl491Rb2c
「我只幫你改一次，你想要怎樣的一條褲子。」他的眼神裡閃著光芒。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPUTrDPZVg
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「窄一點…」我想想︰「但不要窄到太誇張…」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuTpO4Fo0d
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「窄一點…要多窄？」老人︰「算了，問你這小子也答非所問，一問三不知。我就只改一次，你穿的舒服也好不舒服也罷。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZUwmcIKtw
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「那費用…」我問道。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGzBTeqxqS
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「你這小鬼還敢汙辱我？我幫別人修改衣服，為的從來不是名利…」老人道。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhvhzTWWJT
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我心喜，以為不用付錢了，誰知道…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxeIeo9ALn
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「但你這小鬼一來，就害我忘記進行到哪個步驟，連累我得重頭來過…」老人惡狠狠的說︰「我要跟你收錢，起碼也要收你180！！！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal976ia66N
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「可…可以便宜點嗎！我同學才改150……」我哀求。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5NtuUsdUF
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jNXLpFiK5
「你再囉哩叭唆…小心我收你三百…你不給，我就找人弄你。」老人氣道，一手拿過我的褲子另一隻手遞了一隻筆根一張紙要我留下姓名跟電話。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDY0WI7Zka
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就在我寫的同時…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj9JjiEWz8
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ49KXufRR
「如果你敢留假資料，我也找人弄你！」老人恫赫。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxJNLuxtgH
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcz0IoGswJx
我交給他後，他就把我趕出店。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFLkQzPiad
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfiXFbJdZP
「去街上鬼混到2點，再回來拿你的褲子…不，是我改過的褲子！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjLzVJgXX3
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtTcZRTsCa
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真是囂張極了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLUq2Id56M
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後來我是遲了一天才去拿…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nLfzsOo3m
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「小鬼，算你有種…還敢來見我…角落有更衣間去試試…」老人坐在涼椅上，用扇子指著角落。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqiL0GDtOq
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSRp6khzE8
他不會在裡面裝針孔然後跟我勒索吧！？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyCxyRNWSe
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我抱著懷疑的心態走進了更衣間。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0izw3u5wp1
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試穿了那件他改過的褲子，有種輕飄飄的感覺。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXBI02oKgo
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZOmFo9FPL
這真的是我的褲子嗎？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyu80iPuMx
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很輕很薄，但卻很溫暖…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxb4ujtPQn
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重點是，今天寒流來耶！！！ 39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs01RD8X3I
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好威。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqMa8GmFee
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當我要拿錢給他時，這老頑固又開始耍脾氣︰「知道不錯了吧！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQQkAczOHO
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK8v6i8Rr3
他說著說著把我的一百八十塊丟進一旁水溝︰「朱門酒肉臭，財去人安樂。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XOThOwlct
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39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRe7q5Yfm5
有病，不曉得他有沒有家人。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqpOtTjwir
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2Jh9Mp5ae
放任這樣的一個老番癲在外面實在有點危險，當我走出智福街時我按下了119要救護車載走這個老人的同時…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyvGMIADb1
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGbGisyEtL
我回頭，發現那家店竟然連鐵門都關好了…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuu6go9OSa
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRXHaDdaXF
老人則揹著一個包袱用百米賽跑的速度離開我的視線…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzALh9L6A0
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會不會太誇張！？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtlWTUeLR7
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJCCXZfzX6
「死小鬼，好好享受那件褲子吧！！」老人的聲音回盪著，不知道是我聽錯還是怎麼樣，總感覺最後的這句話帶有著相當濃厚的鼻音。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIX5mXR4hQ
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他不會在哭吧。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkFNiFpMao
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後來我也離開了…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONF5oRbTrD
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBiuYF3o3L
有一件趣事，當我離開智福街的同時，我因為又不要命的過馬路，一台轎車向我直衝而來，說時遲那時快。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWrnQgabKs
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就當已經撞上我的左腿時…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqIubvH0EJ
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREoBTYq0hl
那台車也剛好停住，但車身也凹下一個和我膝蓋大小差不多的洞。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8zJUvGw06
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於是，當下我做了一個決定…39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUf5IHYqDz
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等處理完這起事故後，我要去拜師大力金剛腿。