去年的某一天我走在路上，突然心血來潮想要改變自己的形象。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNwdCmVo4h
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我帶了寬鬆的制服卡其褲走進了智福街，想說去找一家之前和同學來過的店改褲子。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPQotXqOx8
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可是智福街的小巷弄叢雜，接來接去，時不時就會走進死胡同。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSEEKlKQrp
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因為時間還很早，很多店都還沒營業只有拉開一半的鐵門在整理。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyEjt0ANTs
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我走著走著，忽然有點害怕。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1nnwV7VWH
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好像走進了另一個世界一樣，因為舉頭所見都看不到天空。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BQ9mGzj81
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只有地上泥濘濕滑，忽然我看到前方有一家裁縫店…我便加快腳步。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoNFkiLjdb
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只見店內布料堆積如山，雜亂但卻無髒。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UFa0IP52Y
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一個年過七旬的老人熟練的操作裁縫車，茂柏眼鏡下的眼睛連看都不看我。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCBltbEpMt
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我只覺得詭異，就在我不斷的迷路的同時。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVi8hSiLFgb
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCQckcv6Yb
又第二次走到了這家店，我才鼓起勇氣走了進去…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0iOvhUwfF
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKnlkGyWJY
「有甚麼事嗎！？」他推了推眼鏡瞧了我一眼又繼續工作。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqV2OK856kQ
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2mToHGRFB
「我…我…我想…」我結結巴巴。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH1uE6iT3u
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05bfksuzIA
「別想。」他惡狠狠的說。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd71D5YdoQk
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7zMQV3aW5
「我…我想要改褲子，可以嗎？」我膽顫心驚的問道。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nrYv0XlEe
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu2LFv1lB6
「年輕人，要改褲子就直接進來ㄚ。躲在外面偷偷摸摸，鬼鬼祟祟.....」老人碎碎念。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY1YLMUgSZ
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6ytpzgVrH
「你要改怎樣的？」老人打量著我的那件褲子。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxSSok7y8E
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHCwvnOARK
「我只幫你改一次，你想要怎樣的一條褲子。」他的眼神裡閃著光芒。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzxvTHzp22
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQfYyOnuSX
「窄一點…」我想想︰「但不要窄到太誇張…」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOJGgSlNrx
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7yqPh1z6N
「窄一點…要多窄？」老人︰「算了，問你這小子也答非所問，一問三不知。我就只改一次，你穿的舒服也好不舒服也罷。」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeuw1hBBs2
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkzsqWGo6I
「那費用…」我問道。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHqmkj3iXl
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「你這小鬼還敢汙辱我？我幫別人修改衣服，為的從來不是名利…」老人道。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjHgvoG2bY
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1q7kvtE5N1
我心喜，以為不用付錢了，誰知道…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUoQD4xXj9
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoxVKEeNhD
「但你這小鬼一來，就害我忘記進行到哪個步驟，連累我得重頭來過…」老人惡狠狠的說︰「我要跟你收錢，起碼也要收你180！！！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4UZunbIHo
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPSo1Y3hLL
「可…可以便宜點嗎！我同學才改150……」我哀求。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdo63k8oGS
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvddjSNgCPm
「你再囉哩叭唆…小心我收你三百…你不給，我就找人弄你。」老人氣道，一手拿過我的褲子另一隻手遞了一隻筆根一張紙要我留下姓名跟電話。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9G04epwRb
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就在我寫的同時…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouDJmMLvfZ
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVm6ZxCltM
「如果你敢留假資料，我也找人弄你！」老人恫赫。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOnay0VUyj
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc9MbkaxA7
我交給他後，他就把我趕出店。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdnEz6Scvy
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxLFYoEQQv
「去街上鬼混到2點，再回來拿你的褲子…不，是我改過的褲子！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeDK52AKJs
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlElJ8wZg3s
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP0myTFWDk
真是囂張極了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi7YWHgrH6
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiPqfyAZko
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後來我是遲了一天才去拿…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlxB8Cs5hY
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31A6gj6CD1
「小鬼，算你有種…還敢來見我…角落有更衣間去試試…」老人坐在涼椅上，用扇子指著角落。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJF8KyYXha
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ujH9dJt7o
他不會在裡面裝針孔然後跟我勒索吧！？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2eZTSUKym
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApb2ZcOLDv
我抱著懷疑的心態走進了更衣間。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQpi0lgqdw
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZhepjOada
試穿了那件他改過的褲子，有種輕飄飄的感覺。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj62abxD49
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUksRcPfX7
這真的是我的褲子嗎？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc2xL7fJi4
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmAntEibOW
很輕很薄，但卻很溫暖…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUaVrMYtm7
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重點是，今天寒流來耶！！！ 38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKDsmc6NJG
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好威。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xL6UKY7WJ
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9JOcMO658
當我要拿錢給他時，這老頑固又開始耍脾氣︰「知道不錯了吧！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmTnafTxRX
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsiFbEhTJB
他說著說著把我的一百八十塊丟進一旁水溝︰「朱門酒肉臭，財去人安樂。」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1k3ECqjuK
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04k24vNlv3
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTkPCFmZIR
有病，不曉得他有沒有家人。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVLDxoqxjb
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1za43TX3X6
放任這樣的一個老番癲在外面實在有點危險，當我走出智福街時我按下了119要救護車載走這個老人的同時…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP5zJFKPvn
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpMEMshBvL
我回頭，發現那家店竟然連鐵門都關好了…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBFAxS4DZ1
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewuU7aACjm
老人則揹著一個包袱用百米賽跑的速度離開我的視線…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN92fiAKHq5
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會不會太誇張！？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumZAWLsXQc
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWucNbN5Ypp
「死小鬼，好好享受那件褲子吧！！」老人的聲音回盪著，不知道是我聽錯還是怎麼樣，總感覺最後的這句話帶有著相當濃厚的鼻音。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpTSdmoqrL
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOljCYHp6f
他不會在哭吧。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWXb81Ri7F
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AVewCmtx0
後來我也離開了…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jjwQ0rzNQ
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTKeAmPGGk
有一件趣事，當我離開智福街的同時，我因為又不要命的過馬路，一台轎車向我直衝而來，說時遲那時快。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO3mWlTkzI
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCFyqpDRkH
就當已經撞上我的左腿時…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwvSfdi1Nm
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmIxklaQb7
那台車也剛好停住，但車身也凹下一個和我膝蓋大小差不多的洞。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVvPmNIfQX
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY2B2swCep
於是，當下我做了一個決定…38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1V2TVCZoI
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等處理完這起事故後，我要去拜師大力金剛腿。