去年的某一天我走在路上，突然心血來潮想要改變自己的形象。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYno9BqG7ZJ
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我帶了寬鬆的制服卡其褲走進了智福街，想說去找一家之前和同學來過的店改褲子。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbLQM8aydt
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可是智福街的小巷弄叢雜，接來接去，時不時就會走進死胡同。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmie1Wq541
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因為時間還很早，很多店都還沒營業只有拉開一半的鐵門在整理。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRAFa77kGX
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我走著走著，忽然有點害怕。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY5dejd0wY
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好像走進了另一個世界一樣，因為舉頭所見都看不到天空。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0ePFvewk9
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只有地上泥濘濕滑，忽然我看到前方有一家裁縫店…我便加快腳步。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQJYXOEF7u
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只見店內布料堆積如山，雜亂但卻無髒。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D5xYEoWny
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一個年過七旬的老人熟練的操作裁縫車，茂柏眼鏡下的眼睛連看都不看我。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIAKCajDHY
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我只覺得詭異，就在我不斷的迷路的同時。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNaccw4xi3
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又第二次走到了這家店，我才鼓起勇氣走了進去…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnjGTEzNHI
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「有甚麼事嗎！？」他推了推眼鏡瞧了我一眼又繼續工作。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtG5E4nRmy
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「我…我…我想…」我結結巴巴。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04AHwgHZrX
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「別想。」他惡狠狠的說。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0GhHz0GHP
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「我…我想要改褲子，可以嗎？」我膽顫心驚的問道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlNncpNsLb
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「年輕人，要改褲子就直接進來ㄚ。躲在外面偷偷摸摸，鬼鬼祟祟.....」老人碎碎念。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDF7Q5KVyb
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「你要改怎樣的？」老人打量著我的那件褲子。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXiqJuBZ42
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「我只幫你改一次，你想要怎樣的一條褲子。」他的眼神裡閃著光芒。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtCmrLeUOu
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「窄一點…」我想想︰「但不要窄到太誇張…」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06nc2nmtxB
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「窄一點…要多窄？」老人︰「算了，問你這小子也答非所問，一問三不知。我就只改一次，你穿的舒服也好不舒服也罷。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia1qfntVx4
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「那費用…」我問道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ937ZYdfSc8
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「你這小鬼還敢汙辱我？我幫別人修改衣服，為的從來不是名利…」老人道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKCLQXVbuV
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我心喜，以為不用付錢了，誰知道…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30yK5x3hJm
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「但你這小鬼一來，就害我忘記進行到哪個步驟，連累我得重頭來過…」老人惡狠狠的說︰「我要跟你收錢，起碼也要收你180！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEpYAn3Npu
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「可…可以便宜點嗎！我同學才改150……」我哀求。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm72mNQmJm
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「你再囉哩叭唆…小心我收你三百…你不給，我就找人弄你。」老人氣道，一手拿過我的褲子另一隻手遞了一隻筆根一張紙要我留下姓名跟電話。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzy01gAuin
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就在我寫的同時…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5ZevJsyqB
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「如果你敢留假資料，我也找人弄你！」老人恫赫。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KqBD276N6
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我交給他後，他就把我趕出店。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmClSXw8dE
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「去街上鬼混到2點，再回來拿你的褲子…不，是我改過的褲子！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX3gOysH9v
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真是囂張極了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanLFZPeY7T
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後來我是遲了一天才去拿…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmMBEgVNnv
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「小鬼，算你有種…還敢來見我…角落有更衣間去試試…」老人坐在涼椅上，用扇子指著角落。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchZKIkkkRH
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他不會在裡面裝針孔然後跟我勒索吧！？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pe1cRtSh3
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我抱著懷疑的心態走進了更衣間。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lMsCRAPD0
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試穿了那件他改過的褲子，有種輕飄飄的感覺。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jt35d3Nqo
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這真的是我的褲子嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufNaRX8WbD
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很輕很薄，但卻很溫暖…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPWXtxZVbQ
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重點是，今天寒流來耶！！！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNIB4Uzt6A
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好威。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRViwE1bynd
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當我要拿錢給他時，這老頑固又開始耍脾氣︰「知道不錯了吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywAaNXKSTB
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他說著說著把我的一百八十塊丟進一旁水溝︰「朱門酒肉臭，財去人安樂。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlVcThUoyQ
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有病，不曉得他有沒有家人。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIm0hilhrTs
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放任這樣的一個老番癲在外面實在有點危險，當我走出智福街時我按下了119要救護車載走這個老人的同時…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zxoh9savC
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我回頭，發現那家店竟然連鐵門都關好了…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCtkzhMqoN
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老人則揹著一個包袱用百米賽跑的速度離開我的視線…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx743zVlQ3s
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會不會太誇張！？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRPOWDVCNM
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「死小鬼，好好享受那件褲子吧！！」老人的聲音回盪著，不知道是我聽錯還是怎麼樣，總感覺最後的這句話帶有著相當濃厚的鼻音。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAicHyjgCnD
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他不會在哭吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbgGJCCY6b
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後來我也離開了…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvWYsbZShk
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有一件趣事，當我離開智福街的同時，我因為又不要命的過馬路，一台轎車向我直衝而來，說時遲那時快。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBPnUV4cU6
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就當已經撞上我的左腿時…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoDidRKBH3
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那台車也剛好停住，但車身也凹下一個和我膝蓋大小差不多的洞。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAoMNTj1N4
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於是，當下我做了一個決定…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9WHwspJpl
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等處理完這起事故後，我要去拜師大力金剛腿。