一切都是「選妃志願表」的錯……77Please respect copyright.PENANAZsVDxApA58
--多年後,褚冥漾這麼嘆息說著。77Please respect copyright.PENANAVT7NR0oGwe
--梗from硝子《無所不能》77Please respect copyright.PENANAZQ0pmgvMaQ
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「唰啦!」教室門狠狠被拉開,褚冥漾看著班導一臉想睡的帶著一疊紙進來。77Please respect copyright.PENANADmdMdkEozD
「小班長,這個什麼志願表,發下去給大家填一填就下課了啊!」班導交代完之後又打著哈欠走出去。77Please respect copyright.PENANAvoPpFO3vBe
歐蘿妲一個彈指,所有人面前都出現一份調查表。77Please respect copyright.PENANA5zfVosw020
褚冥漾拿起調查表,有些驚訝像Atlantis這樣不正常的學校居然有問卷調查這種東西,他還以為會隨機抽幾個跟董事們關在一起進行愛的對話之類的說,這種太正常的風格不適合這間學校啊。77Please respect copyright.PENANATghLTdphxm
褚冥漾心情複雜的拿出筆,視線落在調查表標題上,定格。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkIlE3u1h6p
「……」誰能好心解釋一下這是什麼東西?77Please respect copyright.PENANAFoWHVvsYuG
《有愛大調查 之 選妃志願表》77Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3kS89zlaz
再往下一看,還有一行小字:「拒填小心就會嚶嚶嚶了喔。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAUWu3GSHmLl
褚冥漾臉色變得非常難看。77Please respect copyright.PENANA45n3OpcYcQ
「漾漾怎麼了?」千冬歲推著眼鏡問道。77Please respect copyright.PENANAjdcLMh0c1S
「你們拿到的調查表……」是正常的嗎?褚冥漾憋住這句話,有點氣虛的問:「是什麼樣的?」77Please respect copyright.PENANA9gJotfjanz
「文化大解析之和服款式與穿著場和調查。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAXvxICuxee5
「學生餐廳……美食調查……裡面沒有飯糰讓我填,怎麼辦……」77Please respect copyright.PENANAAsj0OFNE1C
「喵喵拿到的是人際關係調查喔!」77Please respect copyright.PENANAu9mqZwS4EL
怎麼都這麼正常,就他的這麼奇怪。77Please respect copyright.PENANA3dg2xD5fPs
「漾漾的呢?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAgGq95cqiVd
他可以拒答嗎?77Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3Wjvw1Wvz
「--嗯,快填吧,要下課了。」褚冥漾明顯的迴避了這個問題,低下頭,神色糾結的看著表單,覺得五臟六腑都擠在一起,胃袋有明顯的收縮痙攣之感。77Please respect copyright.PENANAwkUHLqdKbh
見他不想多談,喵喵眨眼,好奇的巴著他的桌子偷看,看見表單標題後露出一個燦爛的笑,說:「漾漾好幸運喔!以前有個學姐填完調查表之後就真的出現了跟上面一模一樣的人來娶她喔!」77Please respect copyright.PENANAWpLp9Vdrp9
褚冥漾覺得好像連腸子都開始痛了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAbmM6uZwQ8Z
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姓名:_____77Please respect copyright.PENANAU4xrMnZEI9
性別:□男 □女 □中性 □雄 □雌 □人妖 □妖人 □其他___
種族:_____77Please respect copyright.PENANALXVRQOup71
身高(公分):_____77Please respect copyright.PENANAEA4BEhzPdG
體重(公斤):_____77Please respect copyright.PENANAalZmGOjMOp
三圍(公分):胸__ 腰__ 臀__77Please respect copyright.PENANAKwMvsvA14Q
聯絡方式:□電波 □精神入侵 □夢中會 □路上巧遇 □電話 □其他___
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「為什麼有男性跟雄性啊?」不是一樣意思嗎?還有中性、人妖、妖人什麼啊?其他是什麼意思?還有那個連絡方式到底--這問卷到底想怎樣啊!77Please respect copyright.PENANAYUFUSRSNMT
「有些種族不是用男性女性區分喔!」喵喵很歡快的說,褚冥漾聽了之後馬上閉嘴不再多問,在心裡內流滿面的懺悔他不該多問他錯了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAMMonpsKewo
好不容易填完連他平常三餐作息族譜都要問個一清二楚的個人資料區後,褚冥漾眼神呆滯的翻到下一面--77Please respect copyright.PENANAV1kOR0ivdG
理想型。77Please respect copyright.PENANAX1gJsUlxXb
嗯?什麼?77Please respect copyright.PENANAbGYrtTHFwA
大致看了看問題,約莫是在講未來對象的理想典型吧?77Please respect copyright.PENANACw9odZq7j4
未來對象、未來對象、未來對象啊……褚冥漾腦海中緩緩浮現一雙冷漠的金色眼眸和一頭豔紅長髮。77Please respect copyright.PENANAVscVzDClix
「啪啪啪!」十元一支有找的油性筆殼被他捏出幾道細小的縫。77Please respect copyright.PENANA1OnLLAXV9C
菩提本無樹,明鏡亦非台,本來無一物,何處惹--塵--埃--77Please respect copyright.PENANAG5ZTRh14kP
褚冥漾發了狂一樣的在心中默念,保持心境清明六根清淨繼續答題,結果第一題就讓他糾結的要命。77Please respect copyright.PENANA6ACCK5Z93A
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理想型77Please respect copyright.PENANAkmcVTbbtqv
性別:□男 □女 □中性 □雄 □雌 □人妖 □妖人 □其他__
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要選男的還雄性?進一步說,對方的性別真的是他想的那樣嗎?天使都中性了賽塔也性別莫測鬼族有性別之分嗎--?77Please respect copyright.PENANA8T9B3I6Q00
不管了!選吧!77Please respect copyright.PENANAolJ6UDye6C
就在他準備勾選的時候,千冬歲的聲音冷靜傳來:「漾漾,我個人建議選『男性』,這樣選到『人形』理想型的機率會比較高。」77Please respect copyright.PENANALO4PeI3D9b
什麼叫人形你解釋清楚啊同學------褚冥漾手一滑差點勾到中性去。77Please respect copyright.PENANA5bASRNPdD1
糾結的勾下男性後,褚冥漾看到下一題「外型描述」,幾近眼神死的寫下「人形、正常人形、正常人類外型。」再轉下一題。77Please respect copyright.PENANAP5V53lPQRg
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種族:_____77Please respect copyright.PENANAQX8XQPwcPW
身高(公分):_____77Please respect copyright.PENANAemAilE9yWw
體重(公斤):_____77Please respect copyright.PENANAMwBT4S2y5X
三圍(公分):胸__ 腰__ 臀__77Please respect copyright.PENANABoqF8gIXYc
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他都想閉著眼睛隨便亂填了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAoDLFr8KTll
不過在種族那格,他稍為糾結了十幾秒後還是緩緩寫下鬼族火焰貴族,如果真的這張表真的會帶來他未來的伴侶的話,他說什麼都不要亂填,要是跑出安地爾那個老妖怪怎麼辦!要不然跑出耶呂怎麼辦!相愛相殺有點虐欸!嚶。77Please respect copyright.PENANAHisKvg4TKX
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊都怪西瑞那死雞毛最近給他看太多奇怪東西了啦嚶什麼嚶啊啊啊啊啊----77Please respect copyright.PENANAzT64syCDc4
在暴動的情緒下迅速的按照某個傢伙的外型勾選了答案之後,終於到了最後一題。77Please respect copyright.PENANAdsqm1FYDJC
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可接受之理想中位階。77Please respect copyright.PENANA2cmcDrXdsM
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什麼東西啊?77Please respect copyright.PENANA5tZJzLRAwG
往下一看,褚冥漾不知該說什麼才好。77Please respect copyright.PENANAREhheQLwTv
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□族后(王妃) □貴族妃 □人妻 □糟糠妻 □小三 □賤妾 □磨人小妖精 □被偷的漢子 □偷人的妹子
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褚冥漾看見這些選項,一瞬間真的想拼著被詛咒的危險把這份調查表用王水泡泡毀滅掉。77Please respect copyright.PENANAeOD3DlFUBM
但是他只是個小小地球人,所以他幾乎是含著眼淚在「貴族妻」那個選項,顫抖的、打了一個、勾。77Please respect copyright.PENANAKzoBXDpgmr
在遞交出去的那一剎那,褚冥漾感覺到前所未有的解脫之感。77Please respect copyright.PENANANvOZH81DFv
至於會不會真的出現那個「理想型的伴侶」他真的一點都不在意,真的。77Please respect copyright.PENANACFRxjCkRVf
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三天後褚冥漾急匆匆的咬著麵包在往教室的路上狂奔時突然被一把冷漠嗓音叫住。77Please respect copyright.PENANAUt2bTEyTQO
「來填表。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAw9JKumB9FP
褚冥漾震驚的看著那穿著一身黑衣黑褲耳上還戴了不少耳飾的冷漠鬼族。77Please respect copyright.PENANA56rqOieHga
怎麼沒人把他抓起來?警察!警察呢?有火焰貴族入侵了啊!學校的安全受到了威脅啊!快來人救命啊----77Please respect copyright.PENANA6t1Ty65hDG
「填表。」對方掏出幾張紙遞給他,是說他現在對紙類表單沒什麼好感啊。77Please respect copyright.PENANAycTLJJ3cxi
「喔。」在冷淡目光以及貌似越來越濃厚的壓力之下,褚冥漾把遲到、會被懲罰之類的事都拋到腦後,畢竟現在小命有實質性且立即性的危險,上課遲到相比之下也沒什麼了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAfG1OUjRYqw
掃過表單標題,褚冥漾囧了。77Please respect copyright.PENANAkqV1rmSlgI
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《選妃志願表 之 要的就是你☆》77Please respect copyright.PENANALkTNdk4fbC
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我愛萊斯利亞啦怎樣咬我啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈(YAY)77Please respect copyright.PENANAAHRjoCzFy4