尋夢之歌online_初曲_首章．節次五33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIizYtW4xj8
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※某夜的碎碎念33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnA7XhGVhJ
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初入遊戲就先暈死過一次，進入遊戲後竟從不知到底與地面距離幾百萬米的天上掉下來。這還不打緊，掉下的途中竟然還因為莫名其妙地壓到剛好過境的老鷹，結果被一群比自己高兩倍等級以上的怪集體追殺——我說，一個人能衰成這樣已經不能用常識來理解的了吧！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7Zkmfnx0W
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重點是，又不是我故意要招惹牠們的！為啥我一個菜鳥新手必須在這個沒有天時、沒有地利、更沒有人和的半空中面對一千隻老鷹？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBQ59QXWKX
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要知道，剛登錄時的新手，可是除了一件註解著「新手專用，請小心愛護」的四角內褲以外，啥都沒有啊！現在落下的速度那麼快，風大到我的臉型都快往上飛了，這叫我怎麼穿衣服啊！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY2p77i03l
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該不會是叫我裸著胳膊，穿著內褲在半空中，拿著新手刀砍老鷹？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFblVmEIIb
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光想那情景，就覺得萬分詭異，詭異得讓我想罵變態……呸！呸！呸！誰是變態啊？剛才想的全部都改過、改過！快忘掉！快給我忘掉啊！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKu67KvPPeE
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看著滿天的老鷹，我當機立斷地叫出了系統選項，以最快的速度選了登出。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8opYArlIe
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『錯誤！在攻擊狀態下，禁止登出！』33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd00GiNEUlK
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聽著耳邊的系統提示，我突然覺得很冷，冷得讓我心裡不斷慰問著遊戲設計師以及尋夢的製作單位全體人員與其他相關人士。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KPunHEQeN
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為啥在攻擊狀態下，禁止登出？這是誰做出的設定啊！叫我一個剛進入遊戲、甚至連衣服都來不及套上的新手對付這一千隻老鷹？別開——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JBHbG3aDZ
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我還沒想完，第一批老鷹已經向著我俯衝過來，我嚇得低下頭，太長的頭髮沒閃過，被扯了疼，還生生讓我在半空中翻了一大圈！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPcq8e33zi
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不行！再這樣下去，我真的會成為史上第一個剛進到遊戲裡就連續掛點的「神人」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoon4f1rtW
啦！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXJy1m6Ury
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為了我的尊嚴，立刻甩甩發暈的腦袋，從儲物戒指掏出一把刀刃上到處生鏽與缺口的刀子……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrU1JZoJgc2
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雖然我很想罵這是什麼破爛新手裝，但是比起我的性命，現在說啥都不重要啦！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkUvrHnNX3
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在半空中扭了好一會，終於穩定地讓身子保持中正，一反手，還想學電視上看過的劍道比賽持劍，一隻想攻擊我的老鷹竟然剛好往我的刀上撞上。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlynJfEb0jN
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也不知是這些老鷹的皮太厚，還是這把新手刀實在太破、太鈍，那隻迎頭撞上的老鷹不僅沒噴出半滴血，就連羽毛都沒落半根！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw9ZRWBLDc
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不過，那一撞或許真得很大力，只見那隻老鷹雙眼呈現暈眩狀，竟然就這樣停了雙翅，陪著我等速落下，而我手上那把破爛得不像話的刀刃竟然不翼而飛了！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVFD8Qv9jS
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這是、什麼、情況？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYKLEfGchq
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我抽著嘴角，看著手上只剩一節斷裂的刀柄的新手刀，直覺滿頭黑線。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWOPTflcYV
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我哩勒點點點勒！這把新手刀竟然連這麼一擊也受不了！我的神啊！你這叫我怎麼玩下去才好？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2RKDvAIQq
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一聲鷹唳，刺得我耳膜生疼。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSmhAKoc4T
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眼看那群老鷹都紅了眼，向著我衝過來，我真顧不得什麼還是啥了，新裡念著一串抱歉，直接一把抓著眼前已經暈死的老鷹，當作棒球棍，發了瘋似地將飛撲而來的老鷹一隻隻打飛！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhhJrbEMjs
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隨著一棒棒打擊，耳邊也跳出一聲聲提示著還有多少數量沒有完成的系統語音，手上那隻老鷹本豐滿的羽毛已經紛紛脫落，雖然等級也在提升，但是升級後除了補回了我的血量以外，我的力氣半點也沒長進，甚至一點一點地消耗得幾乎不剩。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7H9FFpg0l7
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或許是神終於聽見了我的怨念，此時，領頭那隻凶惡的鷹王竟然一聲長鳴，那群老鷹不知為何地停住了進攻，甚至繞著我的頭頂不遠處盤旋，最後悉數往上飛遠！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTx6mTrHOL
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呃？發生了啥事？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HVGob45Wu
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聽見系統提示脫離戰鬥狀態的聲音，抓著手中的可憐脫毛鷹，我有些茫然地看著退去的鷹群。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI0BS0IYpV
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神啊！您終於睡醒了，聽見了我的祈求了嗎？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpx6WLSQbf
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脫離苦海的我放開手中可憐的老鷹，萬般喜悅地握緊雙手，只差沒痛哭流涕地宣揚神的神蹟與偉大！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YtFgd0xTY
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不過，正常來講，老鷹是那種會放棄了目標敵人的生物嗎？而且還是在對方已經精疲力竭，可能隨時都會掛點的狀態。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRwPlzyVWr
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頓時，一股不祥的預感涼了我的心頭。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCfQdIQYnH
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我下意識的往下一看，很不幸地看見已無法用腦袋理解的速度急速放大的草地與一個明顯的黑點！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bPUVm8J9P
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心裡剛閃過一個「糟」字，連下面的那個黑點是啥都還沒認清楚，猛然的撞擊直接痛得讓我差點失去了意識。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRFVgByAEW
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『觸發隱藏被動技能，復甦，一切異狀解除。得到稱號，打不死的蟑螂！』33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpnyYlw2Cj
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「我哩勒點點點勒！那是什麼爛稱號？什麼叫打不死的蟑螂？難道這個遊戲的設計師這麼沒腦又損人！你以為我不會罵髒話是吧？我勒——」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8ECxdTMM0
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累積了一肚子的氣一下子暴發了出來，一向有禮貌的我終於老大不爽地向著天空比出全球通用的「高雅」手勢，準備重新溫習古今中外各種「有禮且優美」的問候語！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4NULpY0UW
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『警告！嚴重違反禮儀規則，給予隨機懲罰。』33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRIBhKDA0M
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「呃？啥？」我茫然地搞不清狀況，忽然，上方一團黑影往我頭上籠罩下來。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzO7VGDrRE
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不、不會吧。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpqbPtyuuc
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幾秒後，我再度聽見一聲巨響，和著完全不留情的系統提示。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5W6EgQuTs
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「碰磅！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5taxsaR9aJ
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『死亡。即刻返回登錄點。』33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5yxOqGN2W
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「我不要啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bxjPLHC6i
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神啊！不要再玩我啦！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhztUEq2qj
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