【第二章 謀殺計畫2】40Please respect copyright.PENANAH6pzpxHENi
40Please respect copyright.PENANABSrYRai2qq
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謀殺, murder。意指有預謀的行為,行兇者在明知有關行為會使他人死亡,卻做出該等行為。即使並非親自下手,主使者也犯了謀殺罪。40Please respect copyright.PENANAttoWUURWDk
40Please respect copyright.PENANAdwARFuhCBy
翹著二郎腿坐在電腦桌前面,林輩一邊用右手移動滑鼠、在孤狗大神的頁面上搜尋著謀殺的定義,一邊則用他的左手拿起還泛著水珠的啤酒,大口的灌進嘴巴裡。喉頭上下滑動,竄進身體裡的爽快感讓林輩想大聲喊出一句:台灣啤酒,尚青啦!40Please respect copyright.PENANALwW9WEm8dD
40Please respect copyright.PENANASEtcP2PXZ9
不過在半夜十二點喊出這一句也沒有什麼意義,說不定還會被鄰居控告噪音汙染,所以林輩直接咕嚕咕嚕的喝下冰涼的啤酒,藉以表達他對啤酒的熱愛。40Please respect copyright.PENANA7KHXL9sQgw
40Please respect copyright.PENANASKbFYdGFEo
隨意抹去嘴角上沾到的酒沫,林輩舔舔嘴唇,十根手指頭靈活的輸入一長串的英文網址,這是由同事邊集所提供的謀殺網站:殺必死。40Please respect copyright.PENANAM3OrArltgc
40Please respect copyright.PENANAoXDmMJTBuB
不是林輩愛哭夭,而是這個站名實在是蠢得讓人想吐槽。人被殺了當然會死,難道還會活過來嗎?他咂了咂舌,又喝了一口啤酒,隨手在孤狗的搜尋引擎打上「殺必活」三個字。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPsWbkOrh3y
40Please respect copyright.PENANAUbUhkUdP4Q
下一秒,一個黑色背景的網頁突然跳了出來。從網頁的最上方,緩緩滴落濃稠的鮮血,血液逐漸匯集凝結,最後組成了三個暗紅的巨大字體──殺必活。在網頁的底端則是一行小字:歡迎來到殺必死的姐妹站,殺必活。40Please respect copyright.PENANAincYkHQOdA
40Please respect copyright.PENANAQj1leOUGZX
噗!林輩嘴裡的啤酒當場就噴了出來,數天前才新買的十九吋螢幕頓時濺上了黃褐色的液體。40Please respect copyright.PENANAlJSpyzliaF
40Please respect copyright.PENANAQhmCtfThvn
瞪大一雙眼,林輩甚至還把架在鼻梁上的眼鏡拿下來擦了擦,確定自己不是眼花,不過「殺必活」三個字依然清楚地映在視網膜裡面。40Please respect copyright.PENANAmQVGae4D5o
40Please respect copyright.PENANACHHOIqFhHs
「馬的,還真的有這個站!」林輩罵了一句,滑鼠隨意地移動著,落到了對外連結,開啟了原本的目的地:殺必死網站。40Please respect copyright.PENANAOPKSlzcn5M
40Please respect copyright.PENANAcSdWwh6IN7
同樣的黑色背景,同樣的滴血成字,林輩扯著嘴角,點進去由殺必死三個紅色大字組成的入口,轟的一聲,音響突然炸出了海頓的「驚愕交響曲」,連帶讓林輩的表情也變得扭曲且驚愕。40Please respect copyright.PENANADvl4xF3CAy
40Please respect copyright.PENANAdKhfVtiONW
出其不意的巨大音量差點將林輩的耳膜震破,他一邊在心底問候網站架設人,一邊將音響關掉,還給房間一室的安靜。40Please respect copyright.PENANArTRqu66vrC
40Please respect copyright.PENANAju42pd7vZn
附帶一提,林輩所住的房子是獨棟的兩層樓,還擁有一座小花園。一樓是用來堆放會噴白煙的小五十和從出版社帶回來的YY小說,可說是臨時倉庫。二樓則是兩房兩廳,一間充當林輩的書房,一間充當臥室。40Please respect copyright.PENANAW7eaWP4kdC
40Please respect copyright.PENANARKzPToGDZb
以上資產,感謝林輩父母提供。40Please respect copyright.PENANAKnW3ZEmuJz
40Please respect copyright.PENANAMEdznZNzCS
將電腦的音響切掉之後,林輩轉而將放在腳邊的老式收音機打開,這是他平常在家裡校稿時,用來收聽地下電台《黑色編輯之音》,藉以抒發壓力。40Please respect copyright.PENANAnHGvqV17U3
40Please respect copyright.PENANAvtLSzibdfl
『……歡迎收聽黑色編輯之音,我是節目主持人.愛的修羅場,請大家叫我小愛就好。這一次很高興收到了編輯莎莎的來信,莎莎說,最近的壓力比較大,她想點播一首歌送給親愛的同事們……』40Please respect copyright.PENANAvDM69UmDti
40Please respect copyright.PENANAq5oFghTQmR
林輩翹起二郎腿,食指敲著桌面,等待畫面上的沙漏跑完。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJdllHdjgqX
40Please respect copyright.PENANAuZDGVjbGmK
『……大家都知道,八月是最忙的時刻,有漫博,有CWT,還要舉辦一堆大手的簽書會。莎莎實在是太貼心了,她點取的這首歌是黑色編輯之音的排行榜第一名,稿如雪。現在,就讓我們好好欣賞Mr.J演唱的稿如雪……』40Please respect copyright.PENANAEx3RLdtdet
40Please respect copyright.PENANAFClpVdyvSg
林輩的眉毛忍不住挑起了一邊,總覺得某個編輯的名字好耳熟啊,耳熟到他幾乎每天都會遇見當事者。40Please respect copyright.PENANAGOiSH2XTey
40Please respect copyright.PENANAlEhOykwApK
『……稿很多,編輯憔悴,我舉杯,飲盡了辛酸。是誰簽下很多書,惹塵埃是非……』40Please respect copyright.PENANAkPY9kVDLkG
40Please respect copyright.PENANAhPEKrs3Ysv
沙漏繼續在轉,螢幕上的畫面持續黑暗,林輩的表情有點難看。40Please respect copyright.PENANAXZXNv0MkHf
40Please respect copyright.PENANAqPRlo7tObH
『……錯字多,劇情崩盤,你鎖眉,嫌我速度太慢,縱然我拼命趕書校稿,甚至加班……』40Please respect copyright.PENANA8ihL3SQa52
40Please respect copyright.PENANAxh9QWAnUqQ
『……稿子如三千東流水,你只看哪本賣得好,只愛大手寫的書~~』40Please respect copyright.PENANAzhvQ87qEf1
40Please respect copyright.PENANAdEDw1nCm6C
沙漏繼續在轉,螢幕上的畫面持續黑暗,林輩額上的青筋開始浮現。40Please respect copyright.PENANA2jVK7X2xG4
40Please respect copyright.PENANATDGgQhWgix
『……我稿如雪,痛苦了自己,你簽約感動了誰?邀明月,望薪水增加,卻依舊非常廉價~~』40Please respect copyright.PENANATRISkqDr1Q
40Please respect copyright.PENANAUzQ0mENFrD
等了約莫十分鐘的讀取時間,當黑色背景逐漸散去,取而代之的是一片鮮豔的紅褐,林輩隨即看到一行字快速的躍了出來,映入他的眼底。40Please respect copyright.PENANA2wpKE0Ao90
40Please respect copyright.PENANAiyZd4qKScC
請問,あたしンち兩百話裡面,花媽總共煮了幾次竹輪?40Please respect copyright.PENANAnP9AerJ6q2
ns216.73.216.12da240Please respect copyright.PENANABSrYRai2qq
40Please respect copyright.PENANA7I80MH65Vv
謀殺, murder。意指有預謀的行為,行兇者在明知有關行為會使他人死亡,卻做出該等行為。即使並非親自下手,主使者也犯了謀殺罪。40Please respect copyright.PENANAttoWUURWDk
40Please respect copyright.PENANAdwARFuhCBy
翹著二郎腿坐在電腦桌前面,林輩一邊用右手移動滑鼠、在孤狗大神的頁面上搜尋著謀殺的定義,一邊則用他的左手拿起還泛著水珠的啤酒,大口的灌進嘴巴裡。喉頭上下滑動,竄進身體裡的爽快感讓林輩想大聲喊出一句:台灣啤酒,尚青啦!40Please respect copyright.PENANALwW9WEm8dD
40Please respect copyright.PENANASEtcP2PXZ9
不過在半夜十二點喊出這一句也沒有什麼意義,說不定還會被鄰居控告噪音汙染,所以林輩直接咕嚕咕嚕的喝下冰涼的啤酒,藉以表達他對啤酒的熱愛。40Please respect copyright.PENANA7KHXL9sQgw
40Please respect copyright.PENANASKbFYdGFEo
隨意抹去嘴角上沾到的酒沫,林輩舔舔嘴唇,十根手指頭靈活的輸入一長串的英文網址,這是由同事邊集所提供的謀殺網站:殺必死。40Please respect copyright.PENANAM3OrArltgc
40Please respect copyright.PENANAoXDmMJTBuB
不是林輩愛哭夭,而是這個站名實在是蠢得讓人想吐槽。人被殺了當然會死,難道還會活過來嗎?他咂了咂舌,又喝了一口啤酒,隨手在孤狗的搜尋引擎打上「殺必活」三個字。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPsWbkOrh3y
40Please respect copyright.PENANAUbUhkUdP4Q
下一秒,一個黑色背景的網頁突然跳了出來。從網頁的最上方,緩緩滴落濃稠的鮮血,血液逐漸匯集凝結,最後組成了三個暗紅的巨大字體──殺必活。在網頁的底端則是一行小字:歡迎來到殺必死的姐妹站,殺必活。40Please respect copyright.PENANAincYkHQOdA
40Please respect copyright.PENANAQj1leOUGZX
噗!林輩嘴裡的啤酒當場就噴了出來,數天前才新買的十九吋螢幕頓時濺上了黃褐色的液體。40Please respect copyright.PENANAlJSpyzliaF
40Please respect copyright.PENANAQhmCtfThvn
瞪大一雙眼,林輩甚至還把架在鼻梁上的眼鏡拿下來擦了擦,確定自己不是眼花,不過「殺必活」三個字依然清楚地映在視網膜裡面。40Please respect copyright.PENANAmQVGae4D5o
40Please respect copyright.PENANACHHOIqFhHs
「馬的,還真的有這個站!」林輩罵了一句,滑鼠隨意地移動著,落到了對外連結,開啟了原本的目的地:殺必死網站。40Please respect copyright.PENANAOPKSlzcn5M
40Please respect copyright.PENANAcSdWwh6IN7
同樣的黑色背景,同樣的滴血成字,林輩扯著嘴角,點進去由殺必死三個紅色大字組成的入口,轟的一聲,音響突然炸出了海頓的「驚愕交響曲」,連帶讓林輩的表情也變得扭曲且驚愕。40Please respect copyright.PENANADvl4xF3CAy
40Please respect copyright.PENANAdKhfVtiONW
出其不意的巨大音量差點將林輩的耳膜震破,他一邊在心底問候網站架設人,一邊將音響關掉,還給房間一室的安靜。40Please respect copyright.PENANArTRqu66vrC
40Please respect copyright.PENANAju42pd7vZn
附帶一提,林輩所住的房子是獨棟的兩層樓,還擁有一座小花園。一樓是用來堆放會噴白煙的小五十和從出版社帶回來的YY小說,可說是臨時倉庫。二樓則是兩房兩廳,一間充當林輩的書房,一間充當臥室。40Please respect copyright.PENANAW7eaWP4kdC
40Please respect copyright.PENANARKzPToGDZb
以上資產,感謝林輩父母提供。40Please respect copyright.PENANAKnW3ZEmuJz
40Please respect copyright.PENANAMEdznZNzCS
將電腦的音響切掉之後,林輩轉而將放在腳邊的老式收音機打開,這是他平常在家裡校稿時,用來收聽地下電台《黑色編輯之音》,藉以抒發壓力。40Please respect copyright.PENANAnHGvqV17U3
40Please respect copyright.PENANAvtLSzibdfl
『……歡迎收聽黑色編輯之音,我是節目主持人.愛的修羅場,請大家叫我小愛就好。這一次很高興收到了編輯莎莎的來信,莎莎說,最近的壓力比較大,她想點播一首歌送給親愛的同事們……』40Please respect copyright.PENANAvDM69UmDti
40Please respect copyright.PENANAq5oFghTQmR
林輩翹起二郎腿,食指敲著桌面,等待畫面上的沙漏跑完。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJdllHdjgqX
40Please respect copyright.PENANAuZDGVjbGmK
『……大家都知道,八月是最忙的時刻,有漫博,有CWT,還要舉辦一堆大手的簽書會。莎莎實在是太貼心了,她點取的這首歌是黑色編輯之音的排行榜第一名,稿如雪。現在,就讓我們好好欣賞Mr.J演唱的稿如雪……』40Please respect copyright.PENANAEx3RLdtdet
40Please respect copyright.PENANAFClpVdyvSg
林輩的眉毛忍不住挑起了一邊,總覺得某個編輯的名字好耳熟啊,耳熟到他幾乎每天都會遇見當事者。40Please respect copyright.PENANAGOiSH2XTey
40Please respect copyright.PENANAlEhOykwApK
『……稿很多,編輯憔悴,我舉杯,飲盡了辛酸。是誰簽下很多書,惹塵埃是非……』40Please respect copyright.PENANAkPY9kVDLkG
40Please respect copyright.PENANAhPEKrs3Ysv
沙漏繼續在轉,螢幕上的畫面持續黑暗,林輩的表情有點難看。40Please respect copyright.PENANAXZXNv0MkHf
40Please respect copyright.PENANAqPRlo7tObH
『……錯字多,劇情崩盤,你鎖眉,嫌我速度太慢,縱然我拼命趕書校稿,甚至加班……』40Please respect copyright.PENANA8ihL3SQa52
40Please respect copyright.PENANAxh9QWAnUqQ
『……稿子如三千東流水,你只看哪本賣得好,只愛大手寫的書~~』40Please respect copyright.PENANAzhvQ87qEf1
40Please respect copyright.PENANAdEDw1nCm6C
沙漏繼續在轉,螢幕上的畫面持續黑暗,林輩額上的青筋開始浮現。40Please respect copyright.PENANA2jVK7X2xG4
40Please respect copyright.PENANATDGgQhWgix
『……我稿如雪,痛苦了自己,你簽約感動了誰?邀明月,望薪水增加,卻依舊非常廉價~~』40Please respect copyright.PENANATRISkqDr1Q
40Please respect copyright.PENANAUzQ0mENFrD
等了約莫十分鐘的讀取時間,當黑色背景逐漸散去,取而代之的是一片鮮豔的紅褐,林輩隨即看到一行字快速的躍了出來,映入他的眼底。40Please respect copyright.PENANA2wpKE0Ao90
40Please respect copyright.PENANAiyZd4qKScC
請問,あたしンち兩百話裡面,花媽總共煮了幾次竹輪?40Please respect copyright.PENANAnP9AerJ6q2