【第二章 謀殺計畫1】36Please respect copyright.PENANABBC4lMwTNe
36Please respect copyright.PENANAtFnURKjUZY
邊集是一個編輯,雖然這樣聽起來像是在繞口令,但他的確是一個編輯,而且還是林輩的好友。36Please respect copyright.PENANAmINxytOkdM
36Please respect copyright.PENANAjXeeEqxfgD
在老梗的故事裡面,只要掛上「主角好友」這四個字,就代表了不幸的開端。身為一個好朋友,除了要當主角的智囊團,主角的受氣包,甚至還要代替主角領便當,不過本篇的主旨在於謀殺總編,所以邊集的便當就暫時不用發下去了。36Please respect copyright.PENANAxfIYIe2PBE
36Please respect copyright.PENANA7bdJMaf1ue
在一個萬里無雲、天空藍到只有一顆太陽寶寶掛在上面的日子裡,邊集與林輩擠在公司的廁所,兩個人正在商討如何神不知鬼不覺的幹掉總編。36Please respect copyright.PENANA2ii5iEw7tP
36Please respect copyright.PENANA9pGZbMsZb8
噢!更正一下,事實上是邊集被林輩架到廁所裡,美其名是促進男人的友情。36Please respect copyright.PENANAg92fIgipVE
36Please respect copyright.PENANAxh2whzLrQ5
「太過份了,既然是好朋友的話,你為什麼要拖我下水。」邊集壓低聲音發出抗議,一雙眼睛不時注意著外面的動靜,以免自己被同事以為他在和林輩搞斷背。36Please respect copyright.PENANA19knIWOtRl
36Please respect copyright.PENANAyoUqjh3pzb
「就是因為你是我的好朋友,所以才更應該要幫我。你也不希望你的出場戲份只有開會那一幕吧。」林輩同樣壓低了聲音,畢竟他們在討論的是見不得光的事情。「只要你肯幫我,就可以從第一章出現到第九章。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAy3hq7CioM8
36Please respect copyright.PENANAuw7IQsnBwC
「……問題根本不在這裡。」雖然邊集一瞬間對可以貫穿全場心動了一下,但理智還是制止了那股衝動。「林輩,你是嗑了搖頭丸還是興奮劑,你知不知道你要謀殺的人是誰?是Boss耶,是擁有神之電波的Boss!這實在是太瘋狂了,我不贊成,說什麼都不贊成!」36Please respect copyright.PENANAzT79zjWd15
36Please respect copyright.PENANALkEgKDna9H
面對邊集斬釘截鐵的拒絕,林輩清清喉嚨,嘴角頓時彎出了陰險的弧度。36Please respect copyright.PENANAQINEILVOiE
36Please respect copyright.PENANAUuQgAJxm7f
「你如果不幫助我的話,我就告訴羊子小姐,說她遺失的手帕、藍筆、立可帶、湯匙、筷子,全部是你偷拿的,你甚至還用她的手帕○○○。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAIebgPdFmv3
36Please respect copyright.PENANATc9B1DMITu
邊集正準備踏出廁所的腳步一頓,眼睛裡流露出震驚與錯愕,聲音拉出了顫抖的音階。36Please respect copyright.PENANAZzG9A0XNHX
36Please respect copyright.PENANAm3A6BU7VfE
「為、為什麼你會知道……」36Please respect copyright.PENANAjg7cMDWgFt
36Please respect copyright.PENANAUDSsTQLjMN
「哼哼,而且我也知道你除了六點半以外,還是個快、槍、俠!」林輩施展出最有力的一個打擊,頓時讓邊集的臉孔刷白,驚駭的表情可媲美挪威美術館裡的孟克吶喊。36Please respect copyright.PENANAIQrveKXwmI
36Please respect copyright.PENANA4sLWBKvKYd
林輩雙手環胸,靠在廁所的牆壁上,露出不懷好意的笑,完全違反了主角必須遵守的愛與正義法則。36Please respect copyright.PENANAoyj5F0yXMf
36Please respect copyright.PENANA4FN2O4FcUg
「怎麼樣,幫不幫?一句話。」36Please respect copyright.PENANA7A3ogNxC4a
36Please respect copyright.PENANAzTZ4HOf5su
邊集眼角含淚,咬牙從喉嚨裡擠出一個字。36Please respect copyright.PENANAKyJERo4m3k
36Please respect copyright.PENANAfRO2rYVaxg
「…………幫!」36Please respect copyright.PENANAf7aUpEaoYM
36Please respect copyright.PENANA66srtX3yQ6
「就等你這句話。」林輩用力地勾住邊集的脖子,渾然不在意自己的力道太大,讓好友的靈魂險些從嘴巴裡跑出一半。36Please respect copyright.PENANANZxEBN2S09
36Please respect copyright.PENANA7P7xJcLD89
附帶一提,林輩的握力與腕力會如此強勁,其實是多次開會累積下來的成果。因為莎莎特別交待過,絕對不能在開會時毆打Boss,所以林輩只能咬牙切齒的、無聲咒罵的握住手裡的筆,直到筆管發出哀號,啪的一聲折斷為止。36Please respect copyright.PENANAIoCey7MDLR
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8T0gVayWdD
「快點告訴我什麼方法可以最快幹掉Boss。」林輩催促的問道。36Please respect copyright.PENANAgRIF2pWJw1
36Please respect copyright.PENANACT72hY5O5N
「……直接拿刀捅他。」邊集沉默了三秒鐘後回答。36Please respect copyright.PENANAeAq3KQ7Nn7
36Please respect copyright.PENANAd4gmyu79bI
「那老子不就被當場抓去關了?」林輩施加在好友脖子上的力道不自覺又放重不少,喔喔,看到靈魂跑出三分之二了。36Please respect copyright.PENANAKB8BhnYgXK
36Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2a43fWQR2
「是……你自己……說要……最快的……方法……啊……」邊集一隻手試圖扳開林輩的手臂,另一隻手則是拼命地將靈魂重新塞進嘴巴裡。36Please respect copyright.PENANAG7MVABzYXx
36Please respect copyright.PENANA6CrwC1VUdB
「我要的是謀殺,謀殺你懂不懂?就是要神不知鬼不覺的殺死Boss,我也不會被抓去關。」林輩沒好氣的咋舌,但還是將手臂鬆開,以免Boss還沒殺死,他就先讓好友下台領便當了。36Please respect copyright.PENANA7dM9Qp6OoI
36Please respect copyright.PENANAESuMF9JxJe
「你確定你真的要殺?」邊集與林輩保持著距離,表情嚴肅的問道。為了不讓自己是快槍俠與六點半的秘密被羊子小姐知道,他毅然決然的站到了林輩這邊,這一切全部都是為了愛。36Please respect copyright.PENANAyOYvpm8RxH
36Please respect copyright.PENANAIluU9VI0yw
「廢話,這種事還能開玩笑嗎?」林輩送去一記鄙夷的眼神,用鼻孔回答了這個問題。36Please respect copyright.PENANALhcUgbaFVK
36Please respect copyright.PENANAkG11UFfk5m
「不後悔?」邊集一而再、再而三的強調。36Please respect copyright.PENANAyXffUVMWVo
36Please respect copyright.PENANATSZormKPk1
「絕、不、後、悔!」被問到有些煩的林輩忍不住捲起袖子,眼神兇惡地瞪了過去。36Please respect copyright.PENANA8dOHdbvgY4
36Please respect copyright.PENANAZdoUdZSJKg
「那好,這個網址給你。」就在林輩的手臂再次「友好」地伸過來、準備用力勾住他的脖子的時候,邊集突然從口袋裡抽出一張小紙條,迅速地遞了過去。36Please respect copyright.PENANA1ybYtRqJ5F
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZKxUQtDgQ
「這啥?」林輩不解的攤開有些發皺的紙,一串網址與三個中文字頓時映入眼裡。「殺必死?」36Please respect copyright.PENANAMTKSRwv8Go
36Please respect copyright.PENANAfHpsgMKDs4
「這是地下殺人網站,據說只要通過他們的認証,就可以委託他們殺一個人。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0ywstyOnZ
36Please respect copyright.PENANAHtcXM1lMR0
「……你怎麼會有這東西?」林輩破天荒的沉默了好幾秒,狐疑的眼神不斷射向邊集。36Please respect copyright.PENANAzdPuecDTHY
36Please respect copyright.PENANAwfT5arNiae
「因為我的作者本來想委託這個網站,神不知鬼不覺的做掉我。」邊集坐在馬桶上,一臉的唏噓感慨。36Please respect copyright.PENANA6QIipP3gbo
36Please respect copyright.PENANAU1HHX7DBzD
「那他幹嘛不去做?」林輩問道。36Please respect copyright.PENANAcuHDgVLycN
36Please respect copyright.PENANA7JtXRckr27
「咦?」邊集愣了一下,似乎沒想到會聽到這句話。36Please respect copyright.PENANAnftcKDqsOd
36Please respect copyright.PENANAB8DJWfxUra
「我的意思是說,他為什麼會突然放棄?」林輩很快就將句子做了修正。36Please respect copyright.PENANA5kIlXIh2A3
36Please respect copyright.PENANAGqOGzw4ZCT
「喔,我把莎莎姐和阿魔的照片傳給他,結果他對莎莎姐一見鍾情。」說到這件事,邊集就更唏噓了。「為了得到莎莎姐姐更多的照片,他特地把『殺必死』網站推荐給我,說我總有一天會派上用場的。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAzM7zqnOcnk
36Please respect copyright.PENANAZjKKL4Pmga
結果在今天的廁所裡,這個網站真的派上用場了。36Please respect copyright.PENANA7cmShW2YvZ
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8stswsnivy
「這個真的能用?」林輩還是不太相信,光聽網站名字就覺得很蠢了。36Please respect copyright.PENANAbKYPq2fEjs
36Please respect copyright.PENANA4aJdIXj4XE
「嗯,我的作者那時候恨我恨得要死,應該不可能找一個網站來唬爛我。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAL4ZF6IzlC2
36Please respect copyright.PENANAMqwk8YqQsL
「你是做了什麼事讓他這麼恨你?」說實話,林輩還挺好奇的。他也不是沒被作者寄過詛咒信、剪下的頭髮、帶血的刀片、枯萎的白玫瑰,不過距離邊集的境界還差了那麼一點。36Please respect copyright.PENANAYMaJ3kEtyQ
36Please respect copyright.PENANAHb7IW3F1oB
「我半夜潛入他家,拍下他穿著布偶裝、抱著充氣娃娃的照片。然後警告他稿子如果沒寫完,我就把照片散布出去。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAlOpENNZHoA
36Please respect copyright.PENANAIzCgKkheZE
「…………」林輩的表情一瞬間扭曲。喂喂喂,這根本是犯罪吧。36Please respect copyright.PENANAHEPuC9erXV
ns18.220.241.63da236Please respect copyright.PENANAtFnURKjUZY
邊集是一個編輯,雖然這樣聽起來像是在繞口令,但他的確是一個編輯,而且還是林輩的好友。36Please respect copyright.PENANAmINxytOkdM
36Please respect copyright.PENANAjXeeEqxfgD
在老梗的故事裡面,只要掛上「主角好友」這四個字,就代表了不幸的開端。身為一個好朋友,除了要當主角的智囊團,主角的受氣包,甚至還要代替主角領便當,不過本篇的主旨在於謀殺總編,所以邊集的便當就暫時不用發下去了。36Please respect copyright.PENANAxfIYIe2PBE
36Please respect copyright.PENANA7bdJMaf1ue
在一個萬里無雲、天空藍到只有一顆太陽寶寶掛在上面的日子裡,邊集與林輩擠在公司的廁所,兩個人正在商討如何神不知鬼不覺的幹掉總編。36Please respect copyright.PENANA2ii5iEw7tP
36Please respect copyright.PENANA9pGZbMsZb8
噢!更正一下,事實上是邊集被林輩架到廁所裡,美其名是促進男人的友情。36Please respect copyright.PENANAg92fIgipVE
36Please respect copyright.PENANAxh2whzLrQ5
「太過份了,既然是好朋友的話,你為什麼要拖我下水。」邊集壓低聲音發出抗議,一雙眼睛不時注意著外面的動靜,以免自己被同事以為他在和林輩搞斷背。36Please respect copyright.PENANA19knIWOtRl
36Please respect copyright.PENANAyoUqjh3pzb
「就是因為你是我的好朋友,所以才更應該要幫我。你也不希望你的出場戲份只有開會那一幕吧。」林輩同樣壓低了聲音,畢竟他們在討論的是見不得光的事情。「只要你肯幫我,就可以從第一章出現到第九章。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAy3hq7CioM8
36Please respect copyright.PENANAuw7IQsnBwC
「……問題根本不在這裡。」雖然邊集一瞬間對可以貫穿全場心動了一下,但理智還是制止了那股衝動。「林輩,你是嗑了搖頭丸還是興奮劑,你知不知道你要謀殺的人是誰?是Boss耶,是擁有神之電波的Boss!這實在是太瘋狂了,我不贊成,說什麼都不贊成!」36Please respect copyright.PENANAzT79zjWd15
36Please respect copyright.PENANALkEgKDna9H
面對邊集斬釘截鐵的拒絕,林輩清清喉嚨,嘴角頓時彎出了陰險的弧度。36Please respect copyright.PENANAQINEILVOiE
36Please respect copyright.PENANAUuQgAJxm7f
「你如果不幫助我的話,我就告訴羊子小姐,說她遺失的手帕、藍筆、立可帶、湯匙、筷子,全部是你偷拿的,你甚至還用她的手帕○○○。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAIebgPdFmv3
36Please respect copyright.PENANATc9B1DMITu
邊集正準備踏出廁所的腳步一頓,眼睛裡流露出震驚與錯愕,聲音拉出了顫抖的音階。36Please respect copyright.PENANAZzG9A0XNHX
36Please respect copyright.PENANAm3A6BU7VfE
「為、為什麼你會知道……」36Please respect copyright.PENANAjg7cMDWgFt
36Please respect copyright.PENANAUDSsTQLjMN
「哼哼,而且我也知道你除了六點半以外,還是個快、槍、俠!」林輩施展出最有力的一個打擊,頓時讓邊集的臉孔刷白,驚駭的表情可媲美挪威美術館裡的孟克吶喊。36Please respect copyright.PENANAIQrveKXwmI
36Please respect copyright.PENANA4sLWBKvKYd
林輩雙手環胸,靠在廁所的牆壁上,露出不懷好意的笑,完全違反了主角必須遵守的愛與正義法則。36Please respect copyright.PENANAoyj5F0yXMf
36Please respect copyright.PENANA4FN2O4FcUg
「怎麼樣,幫不幫?一句話。」36Please respect copyright.PENANA7A3ogNxC4a
36Please respect copyright.PENANAzTZ4HOf5su
邊集眼角含淚,咬牙從喉嚨裡擠出一個字。36Please respect copyright.PENANAKyJERo4m3k
36Please respect copyright.PENANAfRO2rYVaxg
「…………幫!」36Please respect copyright.PENANAf7aUpEaoYM
36Please respect copyright.PENANA66srtX3yQ6
「就等你這句話。」林輩用力地勾住邊集的脖子,渾然不在意自己的力道太大,讓好友的靈魂險些從嘴巴裡跑出一半。36Please respect copyright.PENANANZxEBN2S09
36Please respect copyright.PENANA7P7xJcLD89
附帶一提,林輩的握力與腕力會如此強勁,其實是多次開會累積下來的成果。因為莎莎特別交待過,絕對不能在開會時毆打Boss,所以林輩只能咬牙切齒的、無聲咒罵的握住手裡的筆,直到筆管發出哀號,啪的一聲折斷為止。36Please respect copyright.PENANAIoCey7MDLR
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8T0gVayWdD
「快點告訴我什麼方法可以最快幹掉Boss。」林輩催促的問道。36Please respect copyright.PENANAgRIF2pWJw1
36Please respect copyright.PENANACT72hY5O5N
「……直接拿刀捅他。」邊集沉默了三秒鐘後回答。36Please respect copyright.PENANAeAq3KQ7Nn7
36Please respect copyright.PENANAd4gmyu79bI
「那老子不就被當場抓去關了?」林輩施加在好友脖子上的力道不自覺又放重不少,喔喔,看到靈魂跑出三分之二了。36Please respect copyright.PENANAKB8BhnYgXK
36Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2a43fWQR2
「是……你自己……說要……最快的……方法……啊……」邊集一隻手試圖扳開林輩的手臂,另一隻手則是拼命地將靈魂重新塞進嘴巴裡。36Please respect copyright.PENANAG7MVABzYXx
36Please respect copyright.PENANA6CrwC1VUdB
「我要的是謀殺,謀殺你懂不懂?就是要神不知鬼不覺的殺死Boss,我也不會被抓去關。」林輩沒好氣的咋舌,但還是將手臂鬆開,以免Boss還沒殺死,他就先讓好友下台領便當了。36Please respect copyright.PENANA7dM9Qp6OoI
36Please respect copyright.PENANAESuMF9JxJe
「你確定你真的要殺?」邊集與林輩保持著距離,表情嚴肅的問道。為了不讓自己是快槍俠與六點半的秘密被羊子小姐知道,他毅然決然的站到了林輩這邊,這一切全部都是為了愛。36Please respect copyright.PENANAyOYvpm8RxH
36Please respect copyright.PENANAIluU9VI0yw
「廢話,這種事還能開玩笑嗎?」林輩送去一記鄙夷的眼神,用鼻孔回答了這個問題。36Please respect copyright.PENANALhcUgbaFVK
36Please respect copyright.PENANAkG11UFfk5m
「不後悔?」邊集一而再、再而三的強調。36Please respect copyright.PENANAyXffUVMWVo
36Please respect copyright.PENANATSZormKPk1
「絕、不、後、悔!」被問到有些煩的林輩忍不住捲起袖子,眼神兇惡地瞪了過去。36Please respect copyright.PENANA8dOHdbvgY4
36Please respect copyright.PENANAZdoUdZSJKg
「那好,這個網址給你。」就在林輩的手臂再次「友好」地伸過來、準備用力勾住他的脖子的時候,邊集突然從口袋裡抽出一張小紙條,迅速地遞了過去。36Please respect copyright.PENANA1ybYtRqJ5F
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZKxUQtDgQ
「這啥?」林輩不解的攤開有些發皺的紙,一串網址與三個中文字頓時映入眼裡。「殺必死?」36Please respect copyright.PENANAMTKSRwv8Go
36Please respect copyright.PENANAfHpsgMKDs4
「這是地下殺人網站,據說只要通過他們的認証,就可以委託他們殺一個人。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0ywstyOnZ
36Please respect copyright.PENANAHtcXM1lMR0
「……你怎麼會有這東西?」林輩破天荒的沉默了好幾秒,狐疑的眼神不斷射向邊集。36Please respect copyright.PENANAzdPuecDTHY
36Please respect copyright.PENANAwfT5arNiae
「因為我的作者本來想委託這個網站,神不知鬼不覺的做掉我。」邊集坐在馬桶上,一臉的唏噓感慨。36Please respect copyright.PENANA6QIipP3gbo
36Please respect copyright.PENANAU1HHX7DBzD
「那他幹嘛不去做?」林輩問道。36Please respect copyright.PENANAcuHDgVLycN
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「咦?」邊集愣了一下,似乎沒想到會聽到這句話。36Please respect copyright.PENANAnftcKDqsOd
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「我的意思是說,他為什麼會突然放棄?」林輩很快就將句子做了修正。36Please respect copyright.PENANA5kIlXIh2A3
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「喔,我把莎莎姐和阿魔的照片傳給他,結果他對莎莎姐一見鍾情。」說到這件事,邊集就更唏噓了。「為了得到莎莎姐姐更多的照片,他特地把『殺必死』網站推荐給我,說我總有一天會派上用場的。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAzM7zqnOcnk
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結果在今天的廁所裡,這個網站真的派上用場了。36Please respect copyright.PENANA7cmShW2YvZ
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「這個真的能用?」林輩還是不太相信,光聽網站名字就覺得很蠢了。36Please respect copyright.PENANAbKYPq2fEjs
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「嗯,我的作者那時候恨我恨得要死,應該不可能找一個網站來唬爛我。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAL4ZF6IzlC2
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「你是做了什麼事讓他這麼恨你?」說實話,林輩還挺好奇的。他也不是沒被作者寄過詛咒信、剪下的頭髮、帶血的刀片、枯萎的白玫瑰,不過距離邊集的境界還差了那麼一點。36Please respect copyright.PENANAYMaJ3kEtyQ
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「我半夜潛入他家,拍下他穿著布偶裝、抱著充氣娃娃的照片。然後警告他稿子如果沒寫完,我就把照片散布出去。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAlOpENNZHoA
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「…………」林輩的表情一瞬間扭曲。喂喂喂,這根本是犯罪吧。36Please respect copyright.PENANAHEPuC9erXV