【第四章 還是前置作業3】42Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2pqanKHfc
42Please respect copyright.PENANAMgU3c7ywIY
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繼芭娜娜大作戰之後,第二波的Zzz計畫出乎意料的敗在莎莎手下,林輩的精神值一瞬間被打擊而全部歸零,就算下班鐘聲已經響起,林輩卻依舊有氣無力的坐在椅子上,滿腹的怨念在身邊形成了一道黑色結界。42Please respect copyright.PENANA3DfT1bLaDh
42Please respect copyright.PENANAIv9LXlqptw
兩隻眼睛瞪著視窗上的一校稿檔案,林輩的心底不斷腹誹著某邊集同事。該死的芭娜娜!該死的Zzz!他為什麼要相信這兩個愚蠢到極點的作戰計畫……42Please respect copyright.PENANAROEiZWRbIa
42Please respect copyright.PENANAcQAtXDPL3n
不,一開始拜託邊集幫忙這件事本身就是一個錯誤了!不只Boss沒殺死,他的主機、他的螢幕,還有他的心靈都不斷的在遭受傷害。42Please respect copyright.PENANASEjMxVYKQP
42Please respect copyright.PENANAzblEInnhJM
林輩的怒火越燒越旺,放在桌面上的左手原本要重重的敲向桌面,以宣示他的不滿,不過這時候胯下卻突然癢了起來,因此林輩直接放棄那個有損黃金左手的舉動,改而抓了抓胯下。42Please respect copyright.PENANAE8djaOMAGO
42Please respect copyright.PENANAeP9LaoZzso
就在林輩覺得自己如果繼續待在這個變態的辦公室的話,不是被怒火燒死,就是胯下癢死,決定把視窗關掉的時候,一道充滿慈愛與關懷的聲音忽地從背後響起。42Please respect copyright.PENANABcJW1k30Is
42Please respect copyright.PENANA2YnWQVu1vM
「林輩啊,怎麼還沒回家呢?該不會是要留下來加班吧?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAHUXHOW4IGC
42Please respect copyright.PENANAeq1gSqWj1d
林輩回過頭,頓時看見沈蹟笑容滿面地站在他後方,一雙瞇瞇眼因為微笑的關係,細得只看得到一條線了。42Please respect copyright.PENANA2zZPZHgBZV
42Please respect copyright.PENANAbgYpgHn0Yj
林輩正想堆出假假的笑,回答他準備要下班,卻看見沈蹟臉上的表情變得更加親切了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAuKV157pftp
42Please respect copyright.PENANAAJNSRfiF5d
「留下來完成工作是好事,不過大家的工作量不是都差不多嗎?怎麼只有你一個人留下來加班呢,這樣不行唷,林輩。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAiz4tx2mvVy
42Please respect copyright.PENANAiehFMiP8kR
沈蹟的每字每句聽起來都非常慈祥,但是落在林輩的耳朵裡卻讓他的理智線不斷的宣告斷裂。是誰說做不完可以加班的?是誰沒事跟大宇宙溝通,把編輯部的檔期弄得亂七八糟?42Please respect copyright.PENANAEUGa1SyGLG
42Please respect copyright.PENANAyeFleJ25uy
林輩的嘴角抽搐,努力地把腦海裡的羚羊趕來趕去,避免自己的理智線全部斷光光。42Please respect copyright.PENANAVIiNjkovWN
42Please respect copyright.PENANAFvOZxVfiCH
「自己的工作就該在上班時間完成,不可以想著將沒做完的工作延到下班後,這種沒效率的加班方式,我不會承認的喔。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAKRpTAdKleF
42Please respect copyright.PENANAe8r3WbONu5
喀!林輩聽見最後一根理智線斷裂的聲音,他的黃金左手反射性地向著旁邊一撈,抓住了某樣東西……42Please respect copyright.PENANAExRfCQsiGp
42Please respect copyright.PENANAb2cS2UgD7L
以下為流浪者基地插播廣告。42Please respect copyright.PENANAC0L7JBttFx
42Please respect copyright.PENANAQlw1mylSEV
好折凳!折凳的精妙之處就在於隨處可見、隨手可得!樸實的外表完全不帶殺意!42Please respect copyright.PENANAvAfBYtXt4W
42Please respect copyright.PENANAOW2i7x5iXj
當你殺人殺到疲憊的時候,還可以坐著休息一下,就算警察抓到也告不了你,真不愧為七種武器之首!42Please respect copyright.PENANAv72rJUhaqr
42Please respect copyright.PENANAKYeFlzQtdC
當廣告結束的時候,林輩已經抹去了額頭上的汗水,大口喘著粗氣,將手中的七大武器之首──折凳,隨手扔到一旁。這個時候就該來上一罐台灣啤酒,讓清涼的液體咕嚕咕嚕的滑下喉嚨,然後再回家好好睡上一覺。42Please respect copyright.PENANAaZpizU658p
42Please respect copyright.PENANANicjli8x3k
將身子拋進辦公椅,林輩拿了一張衛生紙擦了擦臉,兩隻眼睛注視著倒在地板、被打上馬賽克的總編,晃過心底的第一個想法就是:幹,老子自己動手還比較快,連殺手都不必請了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAGpfDyOvA7F
42Please respect copyright.PENANAVH0Hl03Gh3
然後,一連串閃著「毀屍滅跡」四個字的跑馬燈迅速在腦海中浮現,就在林輩掏出手機,尋找著好友邊集的號碼之時,手機驀地然震動起來,響亮的哆啦●夢主題曲迴盪在辦公室裡。42Please respect copyright.PENANANSMzKE4raK
42Please respect copyright.PENANAtH7G5d3W1s
手機鈴聲來得太過突然,林輩的手指一抖,險些將手機摔了出去。手忙腳亂地抓住機體之後,他定眼一瞧,發現屏幕上顯示的是一串陌生的號碼。42Please respect copyright.PENANAXiaLaec9hW
42Please respect copyright.PENANAlloz0S8bky
馬的,誰在這個時候打電話啊?林輩穩了穩紊亂的心跳,深呼吸一口氣,將聲音調整到正常狀態,按下了通話鍵。42Please respect copyright.PENANAdOf7RuvZkH
42Please respect copyright.PENANAYqFwjYBnzY
「喂,我是林輩──」後半段的句子還沒吐出,一道沙啞低沉的男聲已經傳了出來。42Please respect copyright.PENANAzxvobKmBLS
42Please respect copyright.PENANAsZbPz3J5tV
「林輩先生您好,我是殺必死網站特派員,敝姓吳。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAXKXMWE4UVZ
42Please respect copyright.PENANAkETB0uY90b
熟悉的三個字讓林輩一愣,他將手機拿近耳邊,鄭重其事地確認。「是幫忙殺人的那個殺必死網站嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAJHze0jpuX7
42Please respect copyright.PENANAgk6TrwGq85
「是的,殺必死團隊,使命必達。」對方沉穩的說道。「就算您已經用折凳殺掉了您的老闆,我們還是會負起毀屍滅跡的責任。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAWbcOydfKUb
42Please respect copyright.PENANAYuxYsGn7cb
「等等,你剛剛說什麼?」林輩的表情一陣扭曲。42Please respect copyright.PENANAvCsNUFMVUf
42Please respect copyright.PENANAeT3TUhYNNb
「噢,我們會負起毀屍滅跡的責任,請您不用擔心。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAsBRcHyk0SZ
42Please respect copyright.PENANAnh0zVeiMns
「不是這一句,上一句。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA7gfmuEh9ak
42Please respect copyright.PENANAR2PI15Acej
「用折凳殺掉了您的老闆,這句有什麼不對嗎?」對方的聲音開始透出狐疑。42Please respect copyright.PENANAgVsRhncRJQ
42Please respect copyright.PENANAqDyjVTXCOI
沒有什麼不對,而且該死的正確!林輩緊張兮兮地瞧著四周,隨即抓著手機匆匆的跑進女廁裡面。42Please respect copyright.PENANA0kwUisCtzg
42Please respect copyright.PENANAmGumEpGdc7
「你怎麼知道我殺了老闆?」林輩緊張萬分的將耳朵貼在手機上,音量放到最低。42Please respect copyright.PENANAzJGXl2La7Y
42Please respect copyright.PENANAM37vmIqEMJ
「林輩先生,能不能請您不要在廁所裡講電話,這樣收訊會不太穩定。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA7KhliY625n
42Please respect copyright.PENANAXIJUvZGnDr
「你怎麼會知道我在女廁?」林輩的背後滲出汗水,每一根神經都繃得緊緊的。42Please respect copyright.PENANABOW5e3MYwp
42Please respect copyright.PENANAoqgAk7seRb
「我當然知道。」電話另一端傳出壓低的竊笑聲。「因為我一直在監視你啊。為了有效的了解委託人,這種監視行動是必須的。」42Please respect copyright.PENANADT72BwVJK0
42Please respect copyright.PENANAfE0oEofnNP
「你你你……你在哪裡?」林輩的聲音忍不住抖了幾個音階。42Please respect copyright.PENANAOaOvOrmZxy
42Please respect copyright.PENANAbv3r5wERy8
「想要找我嗎?那就先從廁所裡出來。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAzRCOsmnXcT
42Please respect copyright.PENANAs1udm8yKOZ
林輩膽戰心驚的握著手機,小心翼翼地邁出步伐。他向著四周張望一下,那種完全被人掌握的壓力,讓他快要無法呼吸了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIZMxFPq3dA
42Please respect copyright.PENANA78rZzIOjJB
「現在,看向外面。」手機裡的聲音聽起來依舊低沉沙啞。42Please respect copyright.PENANAZSJiE9tQBV
42Please respect copyright.PENANA33cfE2Q0n1
林輩僵硬的轉過頭,對面還在施工的大樓鷹架頓時映入了他的眼底。然後,林輩看到鷹架上站著一名穿著紅色緊身衣、胸前有蜘蛛網圖案的不明人士。42Please respect copyright.PENANAZDxrYHGMZ2
42Please respect copyright.PENANANI0w03Mf0S
林輩傻眼的張大嘴巴,拿在手裡的手機咚的一聲掉落地面。42Please respect copyright.PENANAEgJGNhX52d
42Please respect copyright.PENANAH7IumztjuQ
站在對面的蜘蛛人彷彿已經預料到這件事的發生,慢條斯理地從背後掏出一捆紙,將它拉開上,頭清楚地印著幾行字。42Please respect copyright.PENANAYQib6W6usP
42Please respect copyright.PENANASSHEXiHy7C
七月十五號晚上十二點之前,請將您的老闆帶到六九大樓四十四樓四十四號房,我們會協助您毀屍滅跡。如有逾時,您將被列入黑名單,成為敝網站的狙擊對象。42Please respect copyright.PENANA9omnsdQ4ii
42Please respect copyright.PENANAmdGGuxkMcq
林輩瞪著蜘蛛人手上的那一張海報,隨即猛然轉過頭看向月曆,動作之猛列差點讓脖子扭到,不過這個時候已經不容許計較這種小事了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAiXQFP6zE5d
42Please respect copyright.PENANADcyeZLnFvb
因為林輩驚恐地發現,今天就是七月十五號。42Please respect copyright.PENANAmkVz4QJfpH
ns216.73.216.239da242Please respect copyright.PENANAMgU3c7ywIY
42Please respect copyright.PENANAYAEYNg18Fo
繼芭娜娜大作戰之後,第二波的Zzz計畫出乎意料的敗在莎莎手下,林輩的精神值一瞬間被打擊而全部歸零,就算下班鐘聲已經響起,林輩卻依舊有氣無力的坐在椅子上,滿腹的怨念在身邊形成了一道黑色結界。42Please respect copyright.PENANA3DfT1bLaDh
42Please respect copyright.PENANAIv9LXlqptw
兩隻眼睛瞪著視窗上的一校稿檔案,林輩的心底不斷腹誹著某邊集同事。該死的芭娜娜!該死的Zzz!他為什麼要相信這兩個愚蠢到極點的作戰計畫……42Please respect copyright.PENANAROEiZWRbIa
42Please respect copyright.PENANAcQAtXDPL3n
不,一開始拜託邊集幫忙這件事本身就是一個錯誤了!不只Boss沒殺死,他的主機、他的螢幕,還有他的心靈都不斷的在遭受傷害。42Please respect copyright.PENANASEjMxVYKQP
42Please respect copyright.PENANAzblEInnhJM
林輩的怒火越燒越旺,放在桌面上的左手原本要重重的敲向桌面,以宣示他的不滿,不過這時候胯下卻突然癢了起來,因此林輩直接放棄那個有損黃金左手的舉動,改而抓了抓胯下。42Please respect copyright.PENANAE8djaOMAGO
42Please respect copyright.PENANAeP9LaoZzso
就在林輩覺得自己如果繼續待在這個變態的辦公室的話,不是被怒火燒死,就是胯下癢死,決定把視窗關掉的時候,一道充滿慈愛與關懷的聲音忽地從背後響起。42Please respect copyright.PENANABcJW1k30Is
42Please respect copyright.PENANA2YnWQVu1vM
「林輩啊,怎麼還沒回家呢?該不會是要留下來加班吧?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAHUXHOW4IGC
42Please respect copyright.PENANAeq1gSqWj1d
林輩回過頭,頓時看見沈蹟笑容滿面地站在他後方,一雙瞇瞇眼因為微笑的關係,細得只看得到一條線了。42Please respect copyright.PENANA2zZPZHgBZV
42Please respect copyright.PENANAbgYpgHn0Yj
林輩正想堆出假假的笑,回答他準備要下班,卻看見沈蹟臉上的表情變得更加親切了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAuKV157pftp
42Please respect copyright.PENANAAJNSRfiF5d
「留下來完成工作是好事,不過大家的工作量不是都差不多嗎?怎麼只有你一個人留下來加班呢,這樣不行唷,林輩。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAiz4tx2mvVy
42Please respect copyright.PENANAiehFMiP8kR
沈蹟的每字每句聽起來都非常慈祥,但是落在林輩的耳朵裡卻讓他的理智線不斷的宣告斷裂。是誰說做不完可以加班的?是誰沒事跟大宇宙溝通,把編輯部的檔期弄得亂七八糟?42Please respect copyright.PENANAEUGa1SyGLG
42Please respect copyright.PENANAyeFleJ25uy
林輩的嘴角抽搐,努力地把腦海裡的羚羊趕來趕去,避免自己的理智線全部斷光光。42Please respect copyright.PENANAVIiNjkovWN
42Please respect copyright.PENANAFvOZxVfiCH
「自己的工作就該在上班時間完成,不可以想著將沒做完的工作延到下班後,這種沒效率的加班方式,我不會承認的喔。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAKRpTAdKleF
42Please respect copyright.PENANAe8r3WbONu5
喀!林輩聽見最後一根理智線斷裂的聲音,他的黃金左手反射性地向著旁邊一撈,抓住了某樣東西……42Please respect copyright.PENANAExRfCQsiGp
42Please respect copyright.PENANAb2cS2UgD7L
以下為流浪者基地插播廣告。42Please respect copyright.PENANAC0L7JBttFx
42Please respect copyright.PENANAQlw1mylSEV
好折凳!折凳的精妙之處就在於隨處可見、隨手可得!樸實的外表完全不帶殺意!42Please respect copyright.PENANAvAfBYtXt4W
42Please respect copyright.PENANAOW2i7x5iXj
當你殺人殺到疲憊的時候,還可以坐著休息一下,就算警察抓到也告不了你,真不愧為七種武器之首!42Please respect copyright.PENANAv72rJUhaqr
42Please respect copyright.PENANAKYeFlzQtdC
當廣告結束的時候,林輩已經抹去了額頭上的汗水,大口喘著粗氣,將手中的七大武器之首──折凳,隨手扔到一旁。這個時候就該來上一罐台灣啤酒,讓清涼的液體咕嚕咕嚕的滑下喉嚨,然後再回家好好睡上一覺。42Please respect copyright.PENANAaZpizU658p
42Please respect copyright.PENANANicjli8x3k
將身子拋進辦公椅,林輩拿了一張衛生紙擦了擦臉,兩隻眼睛注視著倒在地板、被打上馬賽克的總編,晃過心底的第一個想法就是:幹,老子自己動手還比較快,連殺手都不必請了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAGpfDyOvA7F
42Please respect copyright.PENANAVH0Hl03Gh3
然後,一連串閃著「毀屍滅跡」四個字的跑馬燈迅速在腦海中浮現,就在林輩掏出手機,尋找著好友邊集的號碼之時,手機驀地然震動起來,響亮的哆啦●夢主題曲迴盪在辦公室裡。42Please respect copyright.PENANANSMzKE4raK
42Please respect copyright.PENANAtH7G5d3W1s
手機鈴聲來得太過突然,林輩的手指一抖,險些將手機摔了出去。手忙腳亂地抓住機體之後,他定眼一瞧,發現屏幕上顯示的是一串陌生的號碼。42Please respect copyright.PENANAXiaLaec9hW
42Please respect copyright.PENANAlloz0S8bky
馬的,誰在這個時候打電話啊?林輩穩了穩紊亂的心跳,深呼吸一口氣,將聲音調整到正常狀態,按下了通話鍵。42Please respect copyright.PENANAdOf7RuvZkH
42Please respect copyright.PENANAYqFwjYBnzY
「喂,我是林輩──」後半段的句子還沒吐出,一道沙啞低沉的男聲已經傳了出來。42Please respect copyright.PENANAzxvobKmBLS
42Please respect copyright.PENANAsZbPz3J5tV
「林輩先生您好,我是殺必死網站特派員,敝姓吳。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAXKXMWE4UVZ
42Please respect copyright.PENANAkETB0uY90b
熟悉的三個字讓林輩一愣,他將手機拿近耳邊,鄭重其事地確認。「是幫忙殺人的那個殺必死網站嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAJHze0jpuX7
42Please respect copyright.PENANAgk6TrwGq85
「是的,殺必死團隊,使命必達。」對方沉穩的說道。「就算您已經用折凳殺掉了您的老闆,我們還是會負起毀屍滅跡的責任。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAWbcOydfKUb
42Please respect copyright.PENANAYuxYsGn7cb
「等等,你剛剛說什麼?」林輩的表情一陣扭曲。42Please respect copyright.PENANAvCsNUFMVUf
42Please respect copyright.PENANAeT3TUhYNNb
「噢,我們會負起毀屍滅跡的責任,請您不用擔心。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAsBRcHyk0SZ
42Please respect copyright.PENANAnh0zVeiMns
「不是這一句,上一句。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA7gfmuEh9ak
42Please respect copyright.PENANAR2PI15Acej
「用折凳殺掉了您的老闆,這句有什麼不對嗎?」對方的聲音開始透出狐疑。42Please respect copyright.PENANAgVsRhncRJQ
42Please respect copyright.PENANAqDyjVTXCOI
沒有什麼不對,而且該死的正確!林輩緊張兮兮地瞧著四周,隨即抓著手機匆匆的跑進女廁裡面。42Please respect copyright.PENANA0kwUisCtzg
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「你怎麼知道我殺了老闆?」林輩緊張萬分的將耳朵貼在手機上,音量放到最低。42Please respect copyright.PENANAzJGXl2La7Y
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「林輩先生,能不能請您不要在廁所裡講電話,這樣收訊會不太穩定。」42Please respect copyright.PENANA7KhliY625n
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「你怎麼會知道我在女廁?」林輩的背後滲出汗水,每一根神經都繃得緊緊的。42Please respect copyright.PENANABOW5e3MYwp
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「我當然知道。」電話另一端傳出壓低的竊笑聲。「因為我一直在監視你啊。為了有效的了解委託人,這種監視行動是必須的。」42Please respect copyright.PENANADT72BwVJK0
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「你你你……你在哪裡?」林輩的聲音忍不住抖了幾個音階。42Please respect copyright.PENANAOaOvOrmZxy
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「想要找我嗎?那就先從廁所裡出來。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAzRCOsmnXcT
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林輩膽戰心驚的握著手機,小心翼翼地邁出步伐。他向著四周張望一下,那種完全被人掌握的壓力,讓他快要無法呼吸了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIZMxFPq3dA
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「現在,看向外面。」手機裡的聲音聽起來依舊低沉沙啞。42Please respect copyright.PENANAZSJiE9tQBV
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林輩僵硬的轉過頭,對面還在施工的大樓鷹架頓時映入了他的眼底。然後,林輩看到鷹架上站著一名穿著紅色緊身衣、胸前有蜘蛛網圖案的不明人士。42Please respect copyright.PENANAZDxrYHGMZ2
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林輩傻眼的張大嘴巴,拿在手裡的手機咚的一聲掉落地面。42Please respect copyright.PENANAEgJGNhX52d
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站在對面的蜘蛛人彷彿已經預料到這件事的發生,慢條斯理地從背後掏出一捆紙,將它拉開上,頭清楚地印著幾行字。42Please respect copyright.PENANAYQib6W6usP
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七月十五號晚上十二點之前,請將您的老闆帶到六九大樓四十四樓四十四號房,我們會協助您毀屍滅跡。如有逾時,您將被列入黑名單,成為敝網站的狙擊對象。42Please respect copyright.PENANA9omnsdQ4ii
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林輩瞪著蜘蛛人手上的那一張海報,隨即猛然轉過頭看向月曆,動作之猛列差點讓脖子扭到,不過這個時候已經不容許計較這種小事了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAiXQFP6zE5d
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因為林輩驚恐地發現,今天就是七月十五號。42Please respect copyright.PENANAmkVz4QJfpH