【第四章 還是前置作業3】41Please respect copyright.PENANAlr6FKnNQ3X
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繼芭娜娜大作戰之後,第二波的Zzz計畫出乎意料的敗在莎莎手下,林輩的精神值一瞬間被打擊而全部歸零,就算下班鐘聲已經響起,林輩卻依舊有氣無力的坐在椅子上,滿腹的怨念在身邊形成了一道黑色結界。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJTBGPwdaVq
41Please respect copyright.PENANACiVKzXp7Gc
兩隻眼睛瞪著視窗上的一校稿檔案,林輩的心底不斷腹誹著某邊集同事。該死的芭娜娜!該死的Zzz!他為什麼要相信這兩個愚蠢到極點的作戰計畫……41Please respect copyright.PENANAim6MxA2NcN
41Please respect copyright.PENANAuwcKRxKaaK
不,一開始拜託邊集幫忙這件事本身就是一個錯誤了!不只Boss沒殺死,他的主機、他的螢幕,還有他的心靈都不斷的在遭受傷害。41Please respect copyright.PENANA2oqdtjXrzw
41Please respect copyright.PENANAfv9btgGTyd
林輩的怒火越燒越旺,放在桌面上的左手原本要重重的敲向桌面,以宣示他的不滿,不過這時候胯下卻突然癢了起來,因此林輩直接放棄那個有損黃金左手的舉動,改而抓了抓胯下。41Please respect copyright.PENANALd56fCq9rB
41Please respect copyright.PENANAqcU3kcRLZ5
就在林輩覺得自己如果繼續待在這個變態的辦公室的話,不是被怒火燒死,就是胯下癢死,決定把視窗關掉的時候,一道充滿慈愛與關懷的聲音忽地從背後響起。41Please respect copyright.PENANAmCfMqPCx8f
41Please respect copyright.PENANANSgA7qJ11w
「林輩啊,怎麼還沒回家呢?該不會是要留下來加班吧?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAzPnjszgop8
41Please respect copyright.PENANAK8u2uDklpQ
林輩回過頭,頓時看見沈蹟笑容滿面地站在他後方,一雙瞇瞇眼因為微笑的關係,細得只看得到一條線了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAQXH7B9QEkj
41Please respect copyright.PENANATfktbel5EG
林輩正想堆出假假的笑,回答他準備要下班,卻看見沈蹟臉上的表情變得更加親切了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZqzSorSPpT
41Please respect copyright.PENANARatlCCx9AO
「留下來完成工作是好事,不過大家的工作量不是都差不多嗎?怎麼只有你一個人留下來加班呢,這樣不行唷,林輩。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAvbtCGNFDUD
41Please respect copyright.PENANAenK4JSYxiW
沈蹟的每字每句聽起來都非常慈祥,但是落在林輩的耳朵裡卻讓他的理智線不斷的宣告斷裂。是誰說做不完可以加班的?是誰沒事跟大宇宙溝通,把編輯部的檔期弄得亂七八糟?41Please respect copyright.PENANA3GN4phDrxT
41Please respect copyright.PENANAxE6F6B7Dg6
林輩的嘴角抽搐,努力地把腦海裡的羚羊趕來趕去,避免自己的理智線全部斷光光。41Please respect copyright.PENANAd1XBQROLtX
41Please respect copyright.PENANAs0HmypFqvS
「自己的工作就該在上班時間完成,不可以想著將沒做完的工作延到下班後,這種沒效率的加班方式,我不會承認的喔。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAJzHtRMdb0Y
41Please respect copyright.PENANAXByfqtQMdb
喀!林輩聽見最後一根理智線斷裂的聲音,他的黃金左手反射性地向著旁邊一撈,抓住了某樣東西……41Please respect copyright.PENANA5FLoi1j2aJ
41Please respect copyright.PENANAAc32RYA76s
以下為流浪者基地插播廣告。41Please respect copyright.PENANAj50uRX62Rj
41Please respect copyright.PENANAVAvBjPHQMG
好折凳!折凳的精妙之處就在於隨處可見、隨手可得!樸實的外表完全不帶殺意!41Please respect copyright.PENANAnpIyjxnHjp
41Please respect copyright.PENANArYYvXl7Ibj
當你殺人殺到疲憊的時候,還可以坐著休息一下,就算警察抓到也告不了你,真不愧為七種武器之首!41Please respect copyright.PENANAFSCOHkvKa8
41Please respect copyright.PENANAe8bZVOlQQh
當廣告結束的時候,林輩已經抹去了額頭上的汗水,大口喘著粗氣,將手中的七大武器之首──折凳,隨手扔到一旁。這個時候就該來上一罐台灣啤酒,讓清涼的液體咕嚕咕嚕的滑下喉嚨,然後再回家好好睡上一覺。41Please respect copyright.PENANAR1E6QsPuWp
41Please respect copyright.PENANAFM3LvyZys6
將身子拋進辦公椅,林輩拿了一張衛生紙擦了擦臉,兩隻眼睛注視著倒在地板、被打上馬賽克的總編,晃過心底的第一個想法就是:幹,老子自己動手還比較快,連殺手都不必請了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAw5W2CLo1ql
41Please respect copyright.PENANAzBXsRLSCmo
然後,一連串閃著「毀屍滅跡」四個字的跑馬燈迅速在腦海中浮現,就在林輩掏出手機,尋找著好友邊集的號碼之時,手機驀地然震動起來,響亮的哆啦●夢主題曲迴盪在辦公室裡。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4ZsAKb0Ba
41Please respect copyright.PENANAdGKb0m3ouY
手機鈴聲來得太過突然,林輩的手指一抖,險些將手機摔了出去。手忙腳亂地抓住機體之後,他定眼一瞧,發現屏幕上顯示的是一串陌生的號碼。41Please respect copyright.PENANAK4iq8Fj1sq
41Please respect copyright.PENANAiSJZOqkn9t
馬的,誰在這個時候打電話啊?林輩穩了穩紊亂的心跳,深呼吸一口氣,將聲音調整到正常狀態,按下了通話鍵。41Please respect copyright.PENANAjCUPZzkvLH
41Please respect copyright.PENANAxhFuK2x5v7
「喂,我是林輩──」後半段的句子還沒吐出,一道沙啞低沉的男聲已經傳了出來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAvfti3vvzZO
41Please respect copyright.PENANAsHgrR2DriT
「林輩先生您好,我是殺必死網站特派員,敝姓吳。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAHaiU8N0evy
41Please respect copyright.PENANAlZ6oVJ7nDO
熟悉的三個字讓林輩一愣,他將手機拿近耳邊,鄭重其事地確認。「是幫忙殺人的那個殺必死網站嗎?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAoGYcOLViBB
41Please respect copyright.PENANArN5X8V6E4d
「是的,殺必死團隊,使命必達。」對方沉穩的說道。「就算您已經用折凳殺掉了您的老闆,我們還是會負起毀屍滅跡的責任。」41Please respect copyright.PENANARK7Abdkgch
41Please respect copyright.PENANAGIk6EeIcxl
「等等,你剛剛說什麼?」林輩的表情一陣扭曲。41Please respect copyright.PENANA0m4v5FpA8z
41Please respect copyright.PENANASaoupewfq2
「噢,我們會負起毀屍滅跡的責任,請您不用擔心。」41Please respect copyright.PENANArL9ARZTSIt
41Please respect copyright.PENANAwWGrYFyfIj
「不是這一句,上一句。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAshxQtYp9Mo
41Please respect copyright.PENANA1zFnybCDyc
「用折凳殺掉了您的老闆,這句有什麼不對嗎?」對方的聲音開始透出狐疑。41Please respect copyright.PENANA4CWKutqGZy
41Please respect copyright.PENANAdIWIakAMRj
沒有什麼不對,而且該死的正確!林輩緊張兮兮地瞧著四周,隨即抓著手機匆匆的跑進女廁裡面。41Please respect copyright.PENANAk1Cxa5HzQF
41Please respect copyright.PENANAr3jYFJjgST
「你怎麼知道我殺了老闆?」林輩緊張萬分的將耳朵貼在手機上,音量放到最低。41Please respect copyright.PENANAaAielFBRUY
41Please respect copyright.PENANAFmiRO9RSUO
「林輩先生,能不能請您不要在廁所裡講電話,這樣收訊會不太穩定。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA4U4QDGROvY
41Please respect copyright.PENANAyXOkwiBCNb
「你怎麼會知道我在女廁?」林輩的背後滲出汗水,每一根神經都繃得緊緊的。41Please respect copyright.PENANAfNOJWUqe6z
41Please respect copyright.PENANAdzHJIptNXM
「我當然知道。」電話另一端傳出壓低的竊笑聲。「因為我一直在監視你啊。為了有效的了解委託人,這種監視行動是必須的。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAdBaNP2OjHN
41Please respect copyright.PENANAxMxNtr7vES
「你你你……你在哪裡?」林輩的聲音忍不住抖了幾個音階。41Please respect copyright.PENANAVQlUkLPzRk
41Please respect copyright.PENANAth1GOpPLLO
「想要找我嗎?那就先從廁所裡出來。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA7Jmp6vkwr0
41Please respect copyright.PENANA7b6gaJE67A
林輩膽戰心驚的握著手機,小心翼翼地邁出步伐。他向著四周張望一下,那種完全被人掌握的壓力,讓他快要無法呼吸了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAXWyMWyXAq8
41Please respect copyright.PENANAo0mm7vBJLa
「現在,看向外面。」手機裡的聲音聽起來依舊低沉沙啞。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZyYU99VkEl
41Please respect copyright.PENANAujNIoY3jJf
林輩僵硬的轉過頭,對面還在施工的大樓鷹架頓時映入了他的眼底。然後,林輩看到鷹架上站著一名穿著紅色緊身衣、胸前有蜘蛛網圖案的不明人士。41Please respect copyright.PENANA5L4BxCqhUr
41Please respect copyright.PENANAocAjLkvmO2
林輩傻眼的張大嘴巴,拿在手裡的手機咚的一聲掉落地面。41Please respect copyright.PENANAlculZoMimU
41Please respect copyright.PENANAHkE6WoM0d6
站在對面的蜘蛛人彷彿已經預料到這件事的發生,慢條斯理地從背後掏出一捆紙,將它拉開上,頭清楚地印著幾行字。41Please respect copyright.PENANA4XWqtZ4hdb
41Please respect copyright.PENANAhfSgyPI0dQ
七月十五號晚上十二點之前,請將您的老闆帶到六九大樓四十四樓四十四號房,我們會協助您毀屍滅跡。如有逾時,您將被列入黑名單,成為敝網站的狙擊對象。41Please respect copyright.PENANAMfdkwbLtxZ
41Please respect copyright.PENANA9v877eBDT8
林輩瞪著蜘蛛人手上的那一張海報,隨即猛然轉過頭看向月曆,動作之猛列差點讓脖子扭到,不過這個時候已經不容許計較這種小事了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAiZhsWIEd9P
41Please respect copyright.PENANAuTpA8vLakF
因為林輩驚恐地發現,今天就是七月十五號。41Please respect copyright.PENANA3RBzWPzddD
ns216.73.216.239da241Please respect copyright.PENANALwIGkt8m36
41Please respect copyright.PENANA19YQhofr3e
繼芭娜娜大作戰之後,第二波的Zzz計畫出乎意料的敗在莎莎手下,林輩的精神值一瞬間被打擊而全部歸零,就算下班鐘聲已經響起,林輩卻依舊有氣無力的坐在椅子上,滿腹的怨念在身邊形成了一道黑色結界。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJTBGPwdaVq
41Please respect copyright.PENANACiVKzXp7Gc
兩隻眼睛瞪著視窗上的一校稿檔案,林輩的心底不斷腹誹著某邊集同事。該死的芭娜娜!該死的Zzz!他為什麼要相信這兩個愚蠢到極點的作戰計畫……41Please respect copyright.PENANAim6MxA2NcN
41Please respect copyright.PENANAuwcKRxKaaK
不,一開始拜託邊集幫忙這件事本身就是一個錯誤了!不只Boss沒殺死,他的主機、他的螢幕,還有他的心靈都不斷的在遭受傷害。41Please respect copyright.PENANA2oqdtjXrzw
41Please respect copyright.PENANAfv9btgGTyd
林輩的怒火越燒越旺,放在桌面上的左手原本要重重的敲向桌面,以宣示他的不滿,不過這時候胯下卻突然癢了起來,因此林輩直接放棄那個有損黃金左手的舉動,改而抓了抓胯下。41Please respect copyright.PENANALd56fCq9rB
41Please respect copyright.PENANAqcU3kcRLZ5
就在林輩覺得自己如果繼續待在這個變態的辦公室的話,不是被怒火燒死,就是胯下癢死,決定把視窗關掉的時候,一道充滿慈愛與關懷的聲音忽地從背後響起。41Please respect copyright.PENANAmCfMqPCx8f
41Please respect copyright.PENANANSgA7qJ11w
「林輩啊,怎麼還沒回家呢?該不會是要留下來加班吧?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAzPnjszgop8
41Please respect copyright.PENANAK8u2uDklpQ
林輩回過頭,頓時看見沈蹟笑容滿面地站在他後方,一雙瞇瞇眼因為微笑的關係,細得只看得到一條線了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAQXH7B9QEkj
41Please respect copyright.PENANATfktbel5EG
林輩正想堆出假假的笑,回答他準備要下班,卻看見沈蹟臉上的表情變得更加親切了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZqzSorSPpT
41Please respect copyright.PENANARatlCCx9AO
「留下來完成工作是好事,不過大家的工作量不是都差不多嗎?怎麼只有你一個人留下來加班呢,這樣不行唷,林輩。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAvbtCGNFDUD
41Please respect copyright.PENANAenK4JSYxiW
沈蹟的每字每句聽起來都非常慈祥,但是落在林輩的耳朵裡卻讓他的理智線不斷的宣告斷裂。是誰說做不完可以加班的?是誰沒事跟大宇宙溝通,把編輯部的檔期弄得亂七八糟?41Please respect copyright.PENANA3GN4phDrxT
41Please respect copyright.PENANAxE6F6B7Dg6
林輩的嘴角抽搐,努力地把腦海裡的羚羊趕來趕去,避免自己的理智線全部斷光光。41Please respect copyright.PENANAd1XBQROLtX
41Please respect copyright.PENANAs0HmypFqvS
「自己的工作就該在上班時間完成,不可以想著將沒做完的工作延到下班後,這種沒效率的加班方式,我不會承認的喔。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAJzHtRMdb0Y
41Please respect copyright.PENANAXByfqtQMdb
喀!林輩聽見最後一根理智線斷裂的聲音,他的黃金左手反射性地向著旁邊一撈,抓住了某樣東西……41Please respect copyright.PENANA5FLoi1j2aJ
41Please respect copyright.PENANAAc32RYA76s
以下為流浪者基地插播廣告。41Please respect copyright.PENANAj50uRX62Rj
41Please respect copyright.PENANAVAvBjPHQMG
好折凳!折凳的精妙之處就在於隨處可見、隨手可得!樸實的外表完全不帶殺意!41Please respect copyright.PENANAnpIyjxnHjp
41Please respect copyright.PENANArYYvXl7Ibj
當你殺人殺到疲憊的時候,還可以坐著休息一下,就算警察抓到也告不了你,真不愧為七種武器之首!41Please respect copyright.PENANAFSCOHkvKa8
41Please respect copyright.PENANAe8bZVOlQQh
當廣告結束的時候,林輩已經抹去了額頭上的汗水,大口喘著粗氣,將手中的七大武器之首──折凳,隨手扔到一旁。這個時候就該來上一罐台灣啤酒,讓清涼的液體咕嚕咕嚕的滑下喉嚨,然後再回家好好睡上一覺。41Please respect copyright.PENANAR1E6QsPuWp
41Please respect copyright.PENANAFM3LvyZys6
將身子拋進辦公椅,林輩拿了一張衛生紙擦了擦臉,兩隻眼睛注視著倒在地板、被打上馬賽克的總編,晃過心底的第一個想法就是:幹,老子自己動手還比較快,連殺手都不必請了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAw5W2CLo1ql
41Please respect copyright.PENANAzBXsRLSCmo
然後,一連串閃著「毀屍滅跡」四個字的跑馬燈迅速在腦海中浮現,就在林輩掏出手機,尋找著好友邊集的號碼之時,手機驀地然震動起來,響亮的哆啦●夢主題曲迴盪在辦公室裡。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4ZsAKb0Ba
41Please respect copyright.PENANAdGKb0m3ouY
手機鈴聲來得太過突然,林輩的手指一抖,險些將手機摔了出去。手忙腳亂地抓住機體之後,他定眼一瞧,發現屏幕上顯示的是一串陌生的號碼。41Please respect copyright.PENANAK4iq8Fj1sq
41Please respect copyright.PENANAiSJZOqkn9t
馬的,誰在這個時候打電話啊?林輩穩了穩紊亂的心跳,深呼吸一口氣,將聲音調整到正常狀態,按下了通話鍵。41Please respect copyright.PENANAjCUPZzkvLH
41Please respect copyright.PENANAxhFuK2x5v7
「喂,我是林輩──」後半段的句子還沒吐出,一道沙啞低沉的男聲已經傳了出來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAvfti3vvzZO
41Please respect copyright.PENANAsHgrR2DriT
「林輩先生您好,我是殺必死網站特派員,敝姓吳。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAHaiU8N0evy
41Please respect copyright.PENANAlZ6oVJ7nDO
熟悉的三個字讓林輩一愣,他將手機拿近耳邊,鄭重其事地確認。「是幫忙殺人的那個殺必死網站嗎?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAoGYcOLViBB
41Please respect copyright.PENANArN5X8V6E4d
「是的,殺必死團隊,使命必達。」對方沉穩的說道。「就算您已經用折凳殺掉了您的老闆,我們還是會負起毀屍滅跡的責任。」41Please respect copyright.PENANARK7Abdkgch
41Please respect copyright.PENANAGIk6EeIcxl
「等等,你剛剛說什麼?」林輩的表情一陣扭曲。41Please respect copyright.PENANA0m4v5FpA8z
41Please respect copyright.PENANASaoupewfq2
「噢,我們會負起毀屍滅跡的責任,請您不用擔心。」41Please respect copyright.PENANArL9ARZTSIt
41Please respect copyright.PENANAwWGrYFyfIj
「不是這一句,上一句。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAshxQtYp9Mo
41Please respect copyright.PENANA1zFnybCDyc
「用折凳殺掉了您的老闆,這句有什麼不對嗎?」對方的聲音開始透出狐疑。41Please respect copyright.PENANA4CWKutqGZy
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沒有什麼不對,而且該死的正確!林輩緊張兮兮地瞧著四周,隨即抓著手機匆匆的跑進女廁裡面。41Please respect copyright.PENANAk1Cxa5HzQF
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「你怎麼知道我殺了老闆?」林輩緊張萬分的將耳朵貼在手機上,音量放到最低。41Please respect copyright.PENANAaAielFBRUY
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「林輩先生,能不能請您不要在廁所裡講電話,這樣收訊會不太穩定。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA4U4QDGROvY
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「你怎麼會知道我在女廁?」林輩的背後滲出汗水,每一根神經都繃得緊緊的。41Please respect copyright.PENANAfNOJWUqe6z
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「我當然知道。」電話另一端傳出壓低的竊笑聲。「因為我一直在監視你啊。為了有效的了解委託人,這種監視行動是必須的。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAdBaNP2OjHN
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「你你你……你在哪裡?」林輩的聲音忍不住抖了幾個音階。41Please respect copyright.PENANAVQlUkLPzRk
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「想要找我嗎?那就先從廁所裡出來。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA7Jmp6vkwr0
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林輩膽戰心驚的握著手機,小心翼翼地邁出步伐。他向著四周張望一下,那種完全被人掌握的壓力,讓他快要無法呼吸了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAXWyMWyXAq8
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「現在,看向外面。」手機裡的聲音聽起來依舊低沉沙啞。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZyYU99VkEl
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林輩僵硬的轉過頭,對面還在施工的大樓鷹架頓時映入了他的眼底。然後,林輩看到鷹架上站著一名穿著紅色緊身衣、胸前有蜘蛛網圖案的不明人士。41Please respect copyright.PENANA5L4BxCqhUr
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林輩傻眼的張大嘴巴,拿在手裡的手機咚的一聲掉落地面。41Please respect copyright.PENANAlculZoMimU
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站在對面的蜘蛛人彷彿已經預料到這件事的發生,慢條斯理地從背後掏出一捆紙,將它拉開上,頭清楚地印著幾行字。41Please respect copyright.PENANA4XWqtZ4hdb
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七月十五號晚上十二點之前,請將您的老闆帶到六九大樓四十四樓四十四號房,我們會協助您毀屍滅跡。如有逾時,您將被列入黑名單,成為敝網站的狙擊對象。41Please respect copyright.PENANAMfdkwbLtxZ
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林輩瞪著蜘蛛人手上的那一張海報,隨即猛然轉過頭看向月曆,動作之猛列差點讓脖子扭到,不過這個時候已經不容許計較這種小事了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAiZhsWIEd9P
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因為林輩驚恐地發現,今天就是七月十五號。41Please respect copyright.PENANA3RBzWPzddD