坑坑魔王相關 - 五十元金幣的夏天（測試草稿（楔子完）

「我們不曾休息，我們在世界各地來回奔走，只為找尋適合的填坑人，從飛機上到汪洋中，從城市到荒郊，從文字還沒被創造，到英文單字背不完的今日，要說有什麼心願未了？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQigVv0z4F9
我說：『老闆什麼時候加薪！』28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdCxEQbrk5
－－摘錄自《坑坑企業201ｘ年傑出業務員》」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefS3KV10SZ
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「……感謝賜稿，很抱歉，大作未能留用，祈諒。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDPxZEl3ly
盼能繼續支持、愛護本刊。耑此敬祝28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXscch5bgGX
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xx上」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhKvZy3UiA
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一名少年漫不經心的走在夏日灰濛濛的城市街道上，到底是收到多少次這樣的信？……已經不知道要從何數起。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivMZ4jW261
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離開家已經這麼久，卻……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H5YaY2oBZ
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「喂喂！那邊一副要自殺那位同學請過來一下！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV5R3OhtPC
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誰啊？……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbab0HHyKN
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「那邊那個！就叫你過來了！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKnhYjlksi
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小巷裡沒有別人，我停下腳步。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhD8BWRgjO
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我意興闌珊的轉過頭，卻沒看見半個人。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF5ZHMVAkN
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大概是我聽錯？…還是被戲弄也說不定，日子夠倒楣了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRXUhhf27a
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我繼續往前走。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk81e5YtRz
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「…那邊那個給我停下來啦－－－！！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ0znEpwM4
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哇！好痛！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJi1pm54h2
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我被一個硬物砸到了腦袋，Ｘ的！我生氣了！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijUUj8gTtl
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「他Ｘ的誰丟老子啊！」我怒吼著轉身去找兇手。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ781LpWlQ1A
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但髒兮兮的小巷子裡靜悄悄的，若不是還隱約聽得見遠處馬路上嘈雜的聲響，又是大白天，我還真以為自己…遇到……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6urab4ojHH
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「呸呸呸！本大爺才不是什麼不乾淨的東西，我昨天才從乾洗店回來耶！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGKelTtT39
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這次聲音很近，卻什麼都沒有看見，我整個人呆掉了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtvVoq44Zr
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「低下頭啦！笨蛋，你是眼睛有問題嗎？」褲子上傳來小小的拉力，我茫然的低下頭，看見一隻米白色，毛茸茸的拉布拉多娃娃在扯我的褲腳。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzWj86UYkP
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「快！交出你口袋裡的五十元金幣。」它說，小小的尾巴興奮的甩動。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2veUWTP4HO
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「才不要，那是我的午餐錢耶！」我反射性的喊道，不過在看見他那黑色的眼珠子笑得咪成彎月狀時，我就知道我又不打自招了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7vevlHhy3
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「嘿嘿…我的鼻子對於五十元金幣的氣味最靈敏了，果然沒錯！」它自豪的用後腿人立起來，不過他的腳實在很短，現在動作是在…手插腰？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjm1dXELac
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算了，我應該是在作白日夢，居然會在台Ｘ市遇到會說話的布偶，再不快點去打工搞不好又要被開除……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSau5qVRafP
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我轉身就要走，卻又被這隻狗玩偶拉住。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bDJrv54uU
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「……你到底想幹嘛？」蠢透了，我居然還在跟它說話！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uKZ5lAMsM
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「咳咳！我說啊，看你一副失魂落魄的樣子，一定是被退稿了吧？」它兩手抱胸，一副跩樣。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Db3Bx4jdE
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「你怎麼會知道。」我馬上警戒起來。大概是被我搶早餐搶太多次的阿頁找了什麼精通機械的駭客來對付我，連我收到的信都知道！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPxyUDF45t
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「嘿嘿…犬大爺我之前經手的業務遇到的每個客戶都是你這副衰樣！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mfDMswMp3
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「…真是夠了，連狗娃娃都欺負我……」我從沒這麼消沉過，等一下去找店長辭職吧…回去當啃老族被恥笑也算了，但是我抬起腳要跨步的時候，一台破舊的扭蛋機突然矗立在我面前。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1uMDM4Msy
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「你是想要我玩這個？」我冷冷的說，那隻狗娃娃得意的曲著短腿跳到扭蛋機上，說：「就是這個！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX4Wexxl2E
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「交出你的五十元金幣，保證你不會後悔。」滿是笑意與自信的聲音，我好像可以看見它毛茸茸的臉上有張笑得很開心的嘴。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZytXlplD5
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可是……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsusZ2qv0tj
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「它貼著『故障』耶…」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDpMQfDrVV
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「欸欸！你是沒看過啊利波特嗎？」它不耐煩的揮著一隻短腿說：「還是你已經連碰運氣的勇氣都沒有了？」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXFfH4RJNv
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「……我投！！」不知道為什麼，它帶著輕蔑的語氣激起了我的怒火。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4daoQvPid
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不吃午餐算什麼！我昨天連早餐都只搶到半個三明治！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oPleC7aAJ
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我衝動的從口袋裡拿出我最後的五十元金幣，塞進投幣口，捏住扳手用力一轉－－28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66zeM2PNCN
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吭啷。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzftV6yOPtm
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什麼都沒有。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdaSN1fx3E
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「告非！還我的午餐費來啊啊啊啊－－－－！！」我最後一絲的自制力「啪」的斷掉，我氣得用力踹了一腳那台扭蛋機。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq19poOLeKy
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結果可想而知，我遇到了這種怪事，那台扭蛋機只是晃了一下，我卻整個人飛往後飛了至少三公尺，換來了痛的好像裂掉的屁股和五根腳趾頭。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4KG6DQO4U
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「痛痛痛痛……！」我難受的閉著眼抱著腳縮成一團，怒吼：「臭狗！我一定要宰了你！」但四周完全安靜。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqod0OMcvX
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我睜開眼，那隻狗娃娃和扭蛋機都不見了！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNqJZefvI7
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連一點蛛絲馬跡都沒有。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxDvJJxbxp
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「我…這是做夢嗎？」我伸手往口袋摸去，五十元金幣並不在。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrtMLY09kr
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「他爺爺的…這年頭的周公也缺錢花嗎！！」我怨恨的幾乎要哭出來。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuoQgAID7u
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倒楣。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogUzRQgcds
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真夠倒楣！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVZgm6R0IS
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我看我真的去死一死好了，這種沒價值的人生…這種日子……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHZ4IL0JIU
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這種日子過得好痛苦……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7MjpQgmvB
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一陣冰冷的觸感從我的腳踝傳來。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchFQqCPycb
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這次又是什麼？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6Ta87cZGe
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我勉強透過模糊的視線分辨著抓住我的白色的東西，白白的東西從人行道邊邊的排水孔的鐵柵裡伸出來，好像…是一隻人手？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryDI47ZTSi
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「咿咿咿咿！放開我啊啊啊－－！」我發出尖叫用力的往後縮，但那隻手卻越抓越緊－－28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6JCidraq1
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「你是腦袋進水嗎！」一個哀怨的聲音尖叫著從裡面傳來：「過份的人類！人家第一次出『廠』就這麼狼狽，居然是在水溝裡面耶！我都沒尖叫你在尖叫什麼啦！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlPBV4EETv
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「可是你已經尖叫了啊！」我腦袋一片空白的喊回去。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwDlynsil0
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「還不是因為你一直叫！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLwJzqIJaw
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「那是因為你抓著我不放我當然會嚇到啊啊－－！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQXBXVXwVp
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「我不抓住你你一定會跑掉！」他生氣的道。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDa7FNGcLW
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「我、我我保證我不會跑！」天殺的！這傢伙到底什麼來頭！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIpjNrNBaS
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「你發誓？」那個聲音問。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdBUQX2lg8
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「我發誓，對我的良心。」雖然我自己都不知道我有沒有。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMD7RZLmLG
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「讓我想想，我媽說你們人類都不太能信任。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6U1gjmCPk
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「只要你會放開手就都好說。」畢竟也過了一會兒，我也比較鎮靜了些，至少那隻手的主人似乎沒有要傷害我的意思。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JCi6KBFk3
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大概半分鐘，他說：「好啦！我等一下把『門』丟上去，你一定要給我接好。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H5HAoKpwX
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「沒問題。」我答。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1csWNCwz3P
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不過顯然他還是不放心，惡狠狠的補道：「要不然我就從你的馬桶鑽出來！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAurgN3y4Uk
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我吞了口口水，看著那隻手鬆開我的腳踝，然後一顆藍白色的扭蛋從鐵柵的隙縫中飛出來。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBPjTwVhpj
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我急忙撲過去，檢起了那顆扭蛋。幾乎就在撿起來，抬頭的同時，我看見了對面巷子口，一隻…肚子開了一個大洞的白色狗娃娃，正緊張的喊「別跑！快回來啊！」滿地爬的撿回扭蛋，塞進肚子裡的畫面。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykCj6GCtFJ
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……原來是這樣子，姑且不論扭蛋機，難怪我剛才找不到它。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMiYX6ilMw
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就在我有點恍然大悟的時候，手上的扭蛋裡傳出了一個悶悶的聲音：「喂！人類，你仔細聽好了，我是來自坑坑魔界的坑坑魔王一族的文蜻，叫我文蜻大人就可以了，今天起我會督促你乖乖填好你那些文坑，給我記清楚了！」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnAeJPwNeB
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「你說啥？」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUybDwKug01
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我聽得一頭霧水，不過手上捧著的扭蛋突然自己打開了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LI1LeNedA
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一個個子嬌小黑色長髮，金色眼睛，穿著奇怪長袍，看不出男女的小孩子氣鼓鼓的盤坐在扭蛋裡面瞪著我。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYAohby1FI
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「報上名來！」他高傲的說。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq6WCj7qix
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「呃…金稻水。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb4bWbjnXJ
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「噗！」他笑了起來，我承認我的名字很…好笑。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFFWMXGKf0
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「阿金，你只須要明白一件事。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM51NoytfU
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「什麼事？」我聽天由命。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70ol64AhD3
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「那就是，你沒有好好填坑滿足我，我會讓你活在整天被催文趕稿的修羅場裡。」他笑得很天真，不過有夠邪惡的。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H7kPfEoAB
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所以我花了五十元轉出了一個催文大隊長還是變態惡編輯？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3psXDO3Zfz
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「要知道，我能不能順利通過程年禮『羽化』都要看你坑有沒有好好按時填好，內容太差我也不會放水的，一直到幫你登上完稿的巔峰前，我都不會離開你。」他認真的態度，不知道為什麼我竟有點感動。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QG9rtf8HF
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「我會加油的。」我忍不住擦了擦眼角。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvyUD2KahW
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「這種反應才對嘛！不要看到本殿下像看到魔王怪物似的……」他打了個大大的呵欠，說：「我要先休息了，沒想到第一次到人界就要化成人形…你可要好好想想今天填坑的內容啊。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1kDvNi80i
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說完，他闔上了扭蛋的蓋子。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHSn9ShOOR
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今天，我在台Ｘ市的巷子裡遇到了推銷扭蛋的狗布偶，花了五十元買了腳痛和擦傷，還有手上的這個自稱是什麼來自坑坑魔界的怪異生物，說要幫助我登上什麼巔峰。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXiEehn1kv
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但是這種怪事說出去了誰會相信呢？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwIqrYx5nj
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扭蛋傳來輕響：「…不准給我偷懶啊！阿金。」28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphzrnxVUfT
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呵！真是睡意濃厚的聲音。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZxwrFsZd3
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說不定，我的五十元金幣真的沒白花。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhyU4FeNy2
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