坑坑魔王相關 - 五十元金幣的夏天（測試草稿（楔子完）

「我們不曾休息，我們在世界各地來回奔走，只為找尋適合的填坑人，從飛機上到汪洋中，從城市到荒郊，從文字還沒被創造，到英文單字背不完的今日，要說有什麼心願未了？23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCj2Nlt3oV
我說：『老闆什麼時候加薪！』23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnTdZnRHQ9
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「……感謝賜稿，很抱歉，大作未能留用，祈諒。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhwKGkTfYe
盼能繼續支持、愛護本刊。耑此敬祝23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLBMvHI7gf
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一名少年漫不經心的走在夏日灰濛濛的城市街道上，到底是收到多少次這樣的信？……已經不知道要從何數起。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mlcU5R8N4
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離開家已經這麼久，卻……23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAuXjVM4Li
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「喂喂！那邊一副要自殺那位同學請過來一下！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIQ7ULaFuD
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誰啊？……23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3krL2Y8gmU
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「那邊那個！就叫你過來了！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrY4FrJcKO
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小巷裡沒有別人，我停下腳步。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9ipr6fJnB
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我意興闌珊的轉過頭，卻沒看見半個人。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJKzazCV6A
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大概是我聽錯？…還是被戲弄也說不定，日子夠倒楣了。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZHDgJgHHL
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我繼續往前走。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSsa90EehN
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「…那邊那個給我停下來啦－－－！！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuvHReyjPQ
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哇！好痛！23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNdU6IgObI
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我被一個硬物砸到了腦袋，Ｘ的！我生氣了！23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH9FmbT5VZ
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「他Ｘ的誰丟老子啊！」我怒吼著轉身去找兇手。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnljUWLECp7
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但髒兮兮的小巷子裡靜悄悄的，若不是還隱約聽得見遠處馬路上嘈雜的聲響，又是大白天，我還真以為自己…遇到……23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBBSPS1F1R
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「呸呸呸！本大爺才不是什麼不乾淨的東西，我昨天才從乾洗店回來耶！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SPqoSxD5t
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這次聲音很近，卻什麼都沒有看見，我整個人呆掉了。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G6AJpPGCs
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「低下頭啦！笨蛋，你是眼睛有問題嗎？」褲子上傳來小小的拉力，我茫然的低下頭，看見一隻米白色，毛茸茸的拉布拉多娃娃在扯我的褲腳。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkPMHk36at
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「快！交出你口袋裡的五十元金幣。」它說，小小的尾巴興奮的甩動。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jlbptt1RK
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「才不要，那是我的午餐錢耶！」我反射性的喊道，不過在看見他那黑色的眼珠子笑得咪成彎月狀時，我就知道我又不打自招了。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut6MgnJFpj
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「嘿嘿…我的鼻子對於五十元金幣的氣味最靈敏了，果然沒錯！」它自豪的用後腿人立起來，不過他的腳實在很短，現在動作是在…手插腰？23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSf6p8uSC8
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算了，我應該是在作白日夢，居然會在台Ｘ市遇到會說話的布偶，再不快點去打工搞不好又要被開除……23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJtKUkCEou
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我轉身就要走，卻又被這隻狗玩偶拉住。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUwmp5oq0J
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「……你到底想幹嘛？」蠢透了，我居然還在跟它說話！23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M5cW8Kk2n
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「咳咳！我說啊，看你一副失魂落魄的樣子，一定是被退稿了吧？」它兩手抱胸，一副跩樣。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlG1HJKYEW
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「你怎麼會知道。」我馬上警戒起來。大概是被我搶早餐搶太多次的阿頁找了什麼精通機械的駭客來對付我，連我收到的信都知道！23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4N2cIl4qT
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「嘿嘿…犬大爺我之前經手的業務遇到的每個客戶都是你這副衰樣！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW20FVvB28b
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「…真是夠了，連狗娃娃都欺負我……」我從沒這麼消沉過，等一下去找店長辭職吧…回去當啃老族被恥笑也算了，但是我抬起腳要跨步的時候，一台破舊的扭蛋機突然矗立在我面前。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBte0My2Jf
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「你是想要我玩這個？」我冷冷的說，那隻狗娃娃得意的曲著短腿跳到扭蛋機上，說：「就是這個！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42SzBUxRfR
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「交出你的五十元金幣，保證你不會後悔。」滿是笑意與自信的聲音，我好像可以看見它毛茸茸的臉上有張笑得很開心的嘴。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTAY8tBgJE
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可是……23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZOijLmVgb
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「它貼著『故障』耶…」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1vs29oe11
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「欸欸！你是沒看過啊利波特嗎？」它不耐煩的揮著一隻短腿說：「還是你已經連碰運氣的勇氣都沒有了？」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjoaj9ar06
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「……我投！！」不知道為什麼，它帶著輕蔑的語氣激起了我的怒火。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWxXCTpUhR
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不吃午餐算什麼！我昨天連早餐都只搶到半個三明治！23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIxpyBi1F7
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我衝動的從口袋裡拿出我最後的五十元金幣，塞進投幣口，捏住扳手用力一轉－－23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6CJxwe8h4
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吭啷。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglGerrFY6x
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什麼都沒有。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHVWANa5Cr
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「告非！還我的午餐費來啊啊啊啊－－－－！！」我最後一絲的自制力「啪」的斷掉，我氣得用力踹了一腳那台扭蛋機。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSbxMHCs6J
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結果可想而知，我遇到了這種怪事，那台扭蛋機只是晃了一下，我卻整個人飛往後飛了至少三公尺，換來了痛的好像裂掉的屁股和五根腳趾頭。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOUlW5XzhJ
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「痛痛痛痛……！」我難受的閉著眼抱著腳縮成一團，怒吼：「臭狗！我一定要宰了你！」但四周完全安靜。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zgM2VYhAp
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我睜開眼，那隻狗娃娃和扭蛋機都不見了！23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbetoRz9p0C
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連一點蛛絲馬跡都沒有。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomYNLzfhfZ
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「我…這是做夢嗎？」我伸手往口袋摸去，五十元金幣並不在。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpmMA8nCUX
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「他爺爺的…這年頭的周公也缺錢花嗎！！」我怨恨的幾乎要哭出來。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE93BYRs6Z0
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倒楣。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MDNfzJixX
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真夠倒楣！23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidrW27tF5W
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我看我真的去死一死好了，這種沒價值的人生…這種日子……23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK8yNnvgDv
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這種日子過得好痛苦……23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdvT7sumrE
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一陣冰冷的觸感從我的腳踝傳來。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEcHtqJcdh
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這次又是什麼？23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02f0yS9Y6T
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我勉強透過模糊的視線分辨著抓住我的白色的東西，白白的東西從人行道邊邊的排水孔的鐵柵裡伸出來，好像…是一隻人手？23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXzdmbhPoP
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「咿咿咿咿！放開我啊啊啊－－！」我發出尖叫用力的往後縮，但那隻手卻越抓越緊－－23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d3lOdr0O3
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「你是腦袋進水嗎！」一個哀怨的聲音尖叫著從裡面傳來：「過份的人類！人家第一次出『廠』就這麼狼狽，居然是在水溝裡面耶！我都沒尖叫你在尖叫什麼啦！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPmm7HQnRv
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「可是你已經尖叫了啊！」我腦袋一片空白的喊回去。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnbgOIeL34
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「還不是因為你一直叫！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz8lw0hjF1
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「那是因為你抓著我不放我當然會嚇到啊啊－－！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SlgLE4DvC
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「我不抓住你你一定會跑掉！」他生氣的道。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5yTIqFCPf
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「我、我我保證我不會跑！」天殺的！這傢伙到底什麼來頭！23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynVp3GyhEz
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「你發誓？」那個聲音問。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9AYM5nAxH
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「我發誓，對我的良心。」雖然我自己都不知道我有沒有。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ync8zSggw
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「讓我想想，我媽說你們人類都不太能信任。」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR73Il1IUr
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「只要你會放開手就都好說。」畢竟也過了一會兒，我也比較鎮靜了些，至少那隻手的主人似乎沒有要傷害我的意思。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPWioJ2tCI
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大概半分鐘，他說：「好啦！我等一下把『門』丟上去，你一定要給我接好。」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F2gEFVa2a
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「沒問題。」我答。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJR87YNmNe
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不過顯然他還是不放心，惡狠狠的補道：「要不然我就從你的馬桶鑽出來！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9IlGzviQD
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我吞了口口水，看著那隻手鬆開我的腳踝，然後一顆藍白色的扭蛋從鐵柵的隙縫中飛出來。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV23QE93ubv
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我急忙撲過去，檢起了那顆扭蛋。幾乎就在撿起來，抬頭的同時，我看見了對面巷子口，一隻…肚子開了一個大洞的白色狗娃娃，正緊張的喊「別跑！快回來啊！」滿地爬的撿回扭蛋，塞進肚子裡的畫面。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38qEVwywDr
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……原來是這樣子，姑且不論扭蛋機，難怪我剛才找不到它。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkX99r5U0J
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就在我有點恍然大悟的時候，手上的扭蛋裡傳出了一個悶悶的聲音：「喂！人類，你仔細聽好了，我是來自坑坑魔界的坑坑魔王一族的文蜻，叫我文蜻大人就可以了，今天起我會督促你乖乖填好你那些文坑，給我記清楚了！」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmnwiuKlN9
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「你說啥？」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wTdSh5DdZ
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我聽得一頭霧水，不過手上捧著的扭蛋突然自己打開了。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0RTjPesAn
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一個個子嬌小黑色長髮，金色眼睛，穿著奇怪長袍，看不出男女的小孩子氣鼓鼓的盤坐在扭蛋裡面瞪著我。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKyKsIRTYN
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「報上名來！」他高傲的說。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTCp6Rw2p9
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「呃…金稻水。」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCTgzEUNLe
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「噗！」他笑了起來，我承認我的名字很…好笑。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhxggcFOcH
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「阿金，你只須要明白一件事。」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSZHLfzwOh
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「什麼事？」我聽天由命。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxcGgevljW
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「那就是，你沒有好好填坑滿足我，我會讓你活在整天被催文趕稿的修羅場裡。」他笑得很天真，不過有夠邪惡的。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SA32nQZ0m
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所以我花了五十元轉出了一個催文大隊長還是變態惡編輯？23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqXaTlwXLn
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「要知道，我能不能順利通過程年禮『羽化』都要看你坑有沒有好好按時填好，內容太差我也不會放水的，一直到幫你登上完稿的巔峰前，我都不會離開你。」他認真的態度，不知道為什麼我竟有點感動。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuzkask1aw
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「我會加油的。」我忍不住擦了擦眼角。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLX8wkGAOU
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「這種反應才對嘛！不要看到本殿下像看到魔王怪物似的……」他打了個大大的呵欠，說：「我要先休息了，沒想到第一次到人界就要化成人形…你可要好好想想今天填坑的內容啊。」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z0r9tdDED
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說完，他闔上了扭蛋的蓋子。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEBmblxrao
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今天，我在台Ｘ市的巷子裡遇到了推銷扭蛋的狗布偶，花了五十元買了腳痛和擦傷，還有手上的這個自稱是什麼來自坑坑魔界的怪異生物，說要幫助我登上什麼巔峰。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCB4NhmB9l
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但是這種怪事說出去了誰會相信呢？23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VVmnHXEV3
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扭蛋傳來輕響：「…不准給我偷懶啊！阿金。」23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpizVCpzbl
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呵！真是睡意濃厚的聲音。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO0Uqu0BZW
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說不定，我的五十元金幣真的沒白花。23Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB74HcXktY
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