坑坑魔王相關 - 五十元金幣的夏天（測試草稿（楔子完）

「我們不曾休息，我們在世界各地來回奔走，只為找尋適合的填坑人，從飛機上到汪洋中，從城市到荒郊，從文字還沒被創造，到英文單字背不完的今日，要說有什麼心願未了？22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuP7dmpuPO
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「……感謝賜稿，很抱歉，大作未能留用，祈諒。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTcfQt17jG
盼能繼續支持、愛護本刊。耑此敬祝22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucNsUjS7v1
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一名少年漫不經心的走在夏日灰濛濛的城市街道上，到底是收到多少次這樣的信？……已經不知道要從何數起。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJcrN3NQ0i
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離開家已經這麼久，卻……22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYvMnKHQfg
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「喂喂！那邊一副要自殺那位同學請過來一下！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rEoneEm1y
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誰啊？……22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP4jwwD7eq
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「那邊那個！就叫你過來了！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaTyIurqhe
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小巷裡沒有別人，我停下腳步。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEowY4zDAt
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我意興闌珊的轉過頭，卻沒看見半個人。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlq9WImfCd
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大概是我聽錯？…還是被戲弄也說不定，日子夠倒楣了。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDvbmauiM6
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我繼續往前走。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5lqx6FDCN
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「…那邊那個給我停下來啦－－－！！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMdxIF6tdI
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哇！好痛！22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce7lEdxOU3
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我被一個硬物砸到了腦袋，Ｘ的！我生氣了！22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zae7KeWbp
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「他Ｘ的誰丟老子啊！」我怒吼著轉身去找兇手。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxqqEe7URy
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但髒兮兮的小巷子裡靜悄悄的，若不是還隱約聽得見遠處馬路上嘈雜的聲響，又是大白天，我還真以為自己…遇到……22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3Ues4sNER
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「呸呸呸！本大爺才不是什麼不乾淨的東西，我昨天才從乾洗店回來耶！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCopX4BaK2
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這次聲音很近，卻什麼都沒有看見，我整個人呆掉了。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OH0Vq1uuJ
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「低下頭啦！笨蛋，你是眼睛有問題嗎？」褲子上傳來小小的拉力，我茫然的低下頭，看見一隻米白色，毛茸茸的拉布拉多娃娃在扯我的褲腳。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz16tmi1Tk
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「快！交出你口袋裡的五十元金幣。」它說，小小的尾巴興奮的甩動。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3dm64IVYs
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「才不要，那是我的午餐錢耶！」我反射性的喊道，不過在看見他那黑色的眼珠子笑得咪成彎月狀時，我就知道我又不打自招了。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5Ll1eLk3k
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「嘿嘿…我的鼻子對於五十元金幣的氣味最靈敏了，果然沒錯！」它自豪的用後腿人立起來，不過他的腳實在很短，現在動作是在…手插腰？22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS9fXPxxI6
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算了，我應該是在作白日夢，居然會在台Ｘ市遇到會說話的布偶，再不快點去打工搞不好又要被開除……22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxdSvBxp8n
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我轉身就要走，卻又被這隻狗玩偶拉住。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IymL4y7M9
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「……你到底想幹嘛？」蠢透了，我居然還在跟它說話！22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pDsA6Abvr
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「咳咳！我說啊，看你一副失魂落魄的樣子，一定是被退稿了吧？」它兩手抱胸，一副跩樣。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3fJcpUOMX
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「你怎麼會知道。」我馬上警戒起來。大概是被我搶早餐搶太多次的阿頁找了什麼精通機械的駭客來對付我，連我收到的信都知道！22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN37rXfT9H
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「嘿嘿…犬大爺我之前經手的業務遇到的每個客戶都是你這副衰樣！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKexVJPRcx
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「…真是夠了，連狗娃娃都欺負我……」我從沒這麼消沉過，等一下去找店長辭職吧…回去當啃老族被恥笑也算了，但是我抬起腳要跨步的時候，一台破舊的扭蛋機突然矗立在我面前。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ5pET9Xao
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「你是想要我玩這個？」我冷冷的說，那隻狗娃娃得意的曲著短腿跳到扭蛋機上，說：「就是這個！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYL8bBWis6e
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「交出你的五十元金幣，保證你不會後悔。」滿是笑意與自信的聲音，我好像可以看見它毛茸茸的臉上有張笑得很開心的嘴。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvafqbvlN2
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可是……22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYniLh9BVFj
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「它貼著『故障』耶…」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt303NNiEqS
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「欸欸！你是沒看過啊利波特嗎？」它不耐煩的揮著一隻短腿說：「還是你已經連碰運氣的勇氣都沒有了？」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMbZw1KRuY
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「……我投！！」不知道為什麼，它帶著輕蔑的語氣激起了我的怒火。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPi85XHrxe3
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不吃午餐算什麼！我昨天連早餐都只搶到半個三明治！22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5L6akv635
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我衝動的從口袋裡拿出我最後的五十元金幣，塞進投幣口，捏住扳手用力一轉－－22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBSm3MuKYH
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吭啷。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CugHczEqu
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什麼都沒有。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvDQoM3p5D
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「告非！還我的午餐費來啊啊啊啊－－－－！！」我最後一絲的自制力「啪」的斷掉，我氣得用力踹了一腳那台扭蛋機。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb58gjGD43
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結果可想而知，我遇到了這種怪事，那台扭蛋機只是晃了一下，我卻整個人飛往後飛了至少三公尺，換來了痛的好像裂掉的屁股和五根腳趾頭。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UoufbIAYz
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「痛痛痛痛……！」我難受的閉著眼抱著腳縮成一團，怒吼：「臭狗！我一定要宰了你！」但四周完全安靜。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5MXTjO17T
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我睜開眼，那隻狗娃娃和扭蛋機都不見了！22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRaxhlFIiL
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連一點蛛絲馬跡都沒有。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxlrMC7aWm
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「我…這是做夢嗎？」我伸手往口袋摸去，五十元金幣並不在。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsrQMT6RtS
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「他爺爺的…這年頭的周公也缺錢花嗎！！」我怨恨的幾乎要哭出來。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMytqgPjBYw
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倒楣。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt1vN16uNP
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真夠倒楣！22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM989UmfKFj
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我看我真的去死一死好了，這種沒價值的人生…這種日子……22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRkmh9o0Jc
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這種日子過得好痛苦……22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqBnBWlrZn
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一陣冰冷的觸感從我的腳踝傳來。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiaDNFfTJf
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這次又是什麼？22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHPFesCxlE
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我勉強透過模糊的視線分辨著抓住我的白色的東西，白白的東西從人行道邊邊的排水孔的鐵柵裡伸出來，好像…是一隻人手？22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFhMQKfJbG
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「咿咿咿咿！放開我啊啊啊－－！」我發出尖叫用力的往後縮，但那隻手卻越抓越緊－－22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYooWf1s1pr
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「你是腦袋進水嗎！」一個哀怨的聲音尖叫著從裡面傳來：「過份的人類！人家第一次出『廠』就這麼狼狽，居然是在水溝裡面耶！我都沒尖叫你在尖叫什麼啦！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvrZ5ylmhk
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「可是你已經尖叫了啊！」我腦袋一片空白的喊回去。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmQGb94HL2
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「還不是因為你一直叫！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPb1OTRhNr
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「那是因為你抓著我不放我當然會嚇到啊啊－－！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02QuLTYIz2
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「我不抓住你你一定會跑掉！」他生氣的道。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyzwKqDmyW
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「我、我我保證我不會跑！」天殺的！這傢伙到底什麼來頭！22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdOtzO22C7
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「你發誓？」那個聲音問。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvXlVQMTHZ
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「我發誓，對我的良心。」雖然我自己都不知道我有沒有。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bPXu1579D
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「讓我想想，我媽說你們人類都不太能信任。」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQLDPsVl8L
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「只要你會放開手就都好說。」畢竟也過了一會兒，我也比較鎮靜了些，至少那隻手的主人似乎沒有要傷害我的意思。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ51c5pnOT2
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大概半分鐘，他說：「好啦！我等一下把『門』丟上去，你一定要給我接好。」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqxQX4Kh0d
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「沒問題。」我答。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuhfEQGYWc
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不過顯然他還是不放心，惡狠狠的補道：「要不然我就從你的馬桶鑽出來！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwsbPuRxnz
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我吞了口口水，看著那隻手鬆開我的腳踝，然後一顆藍白色的扭蛋從鐵柵的隙縫中飛出來。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hz2RZWNKr
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我急忙撲過去，檢起了那顆扭蛋。幾乎就在撿起來，抬頭的同時，我看見了對面巷子口，一隻…肚子開了一個大洞的白色狗娃娃，正緊張的喊「別跑！快回來啊！」滿地爬的撿回扭蛋，塞進肚子裡的畫面。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINOqeH6S1w
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……原來是這樣子，姑且不論扭蛋機，難怪我剛才找不到它。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKK2xhhC8n
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就在我有點恍然大悟的時候，手上的扭蛋裡傳出了一個悶悶的聲音：「喂！人類，你仔細聽好了，我是來自坑坑魔界的坑坑魔王一族的文蜻，叫我文蜻大人就可以了，今天起我會督促你乖乖填好你那些文坑，給我記清楚了！」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwb5EkGP42e
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「你說啥？」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6UAzYY7ge
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我聽得一頭霧水，不過手上捧著的扭蛋突然自己打開了。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAiBN8dWU2
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一個個子嬌小黑色長髮，金色眼睛，穿著奇怪長袍，看不出男女的小孩子氣鼓鼓的盤坐在扭蛋裡面瞪著我。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJGBy7rKcB
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「報上名來！」他高傲的說。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSbkK0f4Eq
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「呃…金稻水。」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJLfcOIvQ7
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「噗！」他笑了起來，我承認我的名字很…好笑。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEOEott9i5
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「阿金，你只須要明白一件事。」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF86Dcqz2E
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「什麼事？」我聽天由命。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQni9suaXCL
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「那就是，你沒有好好填坑滿足我，我會讓你活在整天被催文趕稿的修羅場裡。」他笑得很天真，不過有夠邪惡的。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ9ObX7CzT
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所以我花了五十元轉出了一個催文大隊長還是變態惡編輯？22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMttCgG1Fi
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「要知道，我能不能順利通過程年禮『羽化』都要看你坑有沒有好好按時填好，內容太差我也不會放水的，一直到幫你登上完稿的巔峰前，我都不會離開你。」他認真的態度，不知道為什麼我竟有點感動。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIgz8t9Eoo
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「我會加油的。」我忍不住擦了擦眼角。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGLqZwoDvE
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「這種反應才對嘛！不要看到本殿下像看到魔王怪物似的……」他打了個大大的呵欠，說：「我要先休息了，沒想到第一次到人界就要化成人形…你可要好好想想今天填坑的內容啊。」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnprIvMDfYM
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說完，他闔上了扭蛋的蓋子。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zMQbGVpZn
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今天，我在台Ｘ市的巷子裡遇到了推銷扭蛋的狗布偶，花了五十元買了腳痛和擦傷，還有手上的這個自稱是什麼來自坑坑魔界的怪異生物，說要幫助我登上什麼巔峰。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdOOn9xGi8
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但是這種怪事說出去了誰會相信呢？22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwaWVomWPT
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扭蛋傳來輕響：「…不准給我偷懶啊！阿金。」22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lenF3T7qA
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呵！真是睡意濃厚的聲音。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3hMqsgQ2X
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說不定，我的五十元金幣真的沒白花。22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ckDkeuY6a
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