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《躺平神仙》
ISSUE #62
Author: 萌鼠
《躺平神仙》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #62
62.我要創業別攔我
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嚴呂默默一個人，在麵攤煮仙草。

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自從被小南的廚藝摁在地上摩擦後，他拿出蜂蜜和仙草，決定既賣拉麵也賣仙草。

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望著小南從拉麵村扛來新麵條、切絲高麗菜，嚴呂眉頭一挑，攪拌仙草汁攪拌得更起勁了。

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一個早上，沒有任何客人，起因是麵攤冒出濃濃白煙，大家覺得很可怕，不敢靠近。

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下午，嚴呂在攤位架著下巴，昏昏欲睡之際，眼前驀然出現幾名熟悉的人影。

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「這裡賣什麼？」仙女孝情的綠眸映入眼簾。

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「拉麵和……蜂蜜仙草。」嚴呂聞言，捂嘴懶洋洋打了一個哈欠，孝情和身後的朝笙對視一眼，又看向仙界女王。

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「那我們四人就都各點一份吧。」

「什麼？」孝情為女王的決定驚呼，她記得那些仙草是給青牛──

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「別多問，吃就對了。」見冷恆用眼神示意，孝情乖乖退回原地。

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冬梅去仙界一趟後，仙界女王答應收留阿嬌，基於神魔大戰兇險，其餘三神並不反對。

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由於還在氣頭上，冬梅隨女王回人界時，第一時間並沒找丈夫嚴金漱，反而回神府陪阿嬌。

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孝情身為右護法，自然與左護法冷恆，跟隨仙界女王左右，小仙女朝笙身為坐騎，也得跟上，所以他們才會剛好一起撞見，嚴呂賣麵。

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他真的去創業了！

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「好，請坐。」於是乎，嚴呂掄起袖子煮麵。

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「……」四人坐於一桌，呃，四位神仙？

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帶著銀色面具的仙界女王，神態自若，儀態端莊；藍髮長有鹿角，帥氣但睡眠不足的冷恆，合眼微寐；頭頂銀色鹿角，貌如豆蔻的小仙女朝笙，用手指輕敲桌面，一副看好戲的樣子。

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而白髮仙女孝情，則瞧著嚴呂疑惑，甚感神異。

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嗄？這是多麼感人的畫面哪？對一隻愛吃瓜的仙鶴而言。

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她猶記得幾天前，水神還把他們三個拎了，當眾丟出火神府，現在居然、居然……

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幫他們煮麵？切仙草？

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《躺平神仙》
Comedy
Mythology
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Last updated: Apr 23, 2026
Total word count: 58,880
Total reading time: 196 Minutes
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