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《躺平神仙》
ISSUE #36
Author: 萌鼠
《躺平神仙》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #36
36.火雞與肥鼠
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天歷兩萬年，三月四日，人界安城，火神府──

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朝笙和冷恆吵到日出，直到嚴雨治旱歸來，把他們拎了，丟出神府。

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正在吃瓜的孝情，稍微為兩人解釋狀況，但為免麻煩，她沒提遇見火神的事。

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「你說什麼？」當知道嚴雨瘋病好後，朝笙甚為失落，連冷恆挑釁，都提不起勁反駁了。

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朝笙低著的鹿角沒持續多久，很快便恢復正常，因為孝情透露，水神真容有多帥。

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看著神府大門深鎖，冷恆直翻白眼，但沒機會插嘴，他乾脆走開，幫安城清理戰場。

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冷恆前腳剛走，一隻肥雞從天而降。

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「咕咕。」小白緩緩停到孝情頭上，昂起頭。

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小白還活著！孝情剛想開口，小白便當著主人感動的眼神，抬頭噴火。

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熊熊烈火，嚇得街上行人尖叫而逃。

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「嗄？」孝情大腦一片空白，當得知小白活著還能吐火時，她什麼感人的話都忘了。

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「孝情，那是你的靈寵耶？」朝笙盎然說道，拿鹿角推了推僵化的孝情。

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咚咚咚……街道震動，一隻巨大的綠色豚鼠，不，倉鼠向她急速奔來。

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「啾！」玉兒撲到孝情身上，瞬間壓垮她。

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跌倒之際，朝笙只拉開了肥鼠。

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啥情況？孝情倒下時，仍處茫然。

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咻。

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忽地，一道清泉從天而降，撲滅烈焰。

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水神步出神府，凝視著她，多麼熟悉的一幕，原來歷史會重演，只是這次身份互換了。

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換孝情當落湯雞，空氣尷尬到靜止。

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啪滋！玉兒掙脫朝笙，咚地跳進水窪，積水濺了嚴雨一身，牠還學狗子瘋狂甩水──

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孝情瞬間抱回肥鼠，對大神傻笑。

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她心想大事化小，小事化……

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嚴雨雙眸一冷。

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「七叔，是我教小白吐火的，厲害吧？」阿嬌此時走出火神府，拿仙百合喂小白。

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孝情依稀記得，阿嬌早晨上山祭拜父親。

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但昨天給她的仙百合怎麼還在？

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她又如何遇見小白？

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於是孝情原地裝暈，觀察後續。

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「……厲害。」望向單純的阿嬌，水神只能細不可聞的點了點頭。

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科科……孝情作為一個吃瓜群眾偷笑。

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《躺平神仙》
Comedy
Mythology
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Last updated: Aug 28, 2024
Total word count: 48,684
Total reading time: 162 Minutes
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