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《躺平神仙》
ISSUE #70
Author: 萌鼠
《躺平神仙》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #70
70.千年神木
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桃花島的空地上，冬梅和仙界女王正在填土。

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當土壤蓋上瞬間，那片地緩緩顫抖。

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原先埋嚴金漱的地方，冒出一顆參天大樹。

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樹葉金燦，那是顆紋理優美的金榆木。

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榆樹正面，有一道斜切開來的傷口，佔樹表三分之一，不斷流出鮮血般的金色樹脂，樹體隱約朝切口處傾斜，彷彿隨時會倒，病秧秧的。

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冬梅見狀，立刻跑到榆樹傾斜處，化為一顆銀色梅樹，用相反力道支持它。

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沒想到嚴金漱的真身是金榆，冬梅是銀梅。

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百聞不如一見，它們是真正意義上的夫妻樹。

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「如果能直接變成樹，他為何叫老婆埋他？」位在神府觀察仙鏡的孝情，突破盲點問。

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「五哥應該是……沒力氣扎根，才會這麼說。」嚴正寶解釋。

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此刻，仙鏡那端的桃花島上，仙界女王望著女兒攙扶女婿，神情既欣慰且憂傷。

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她掏出一瓶仙藥，打開，走向金榆木，逕自倒在它傷口上，榆樹吃痛，樹干登時一陣抽搐，樹葉發出求饒般的沙沙聲，仙界女王才住手。

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「對不起，」仙界女王對受傷的榆樹說：

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「雖然很痛，但是為了讓你好，必須上藥。」

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沙沙沙！聽到安慰，榆樹依然痛得吱吱響。

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「……我最近剛好收穫，一些神界才有的神橘，聽說只能擺三天，想不想吃？」仙界女王發出哄孩子般的溫語，悄悄湊近金榆木說。

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仙鏡另端，孝情望著眼前熟悉的一幕咋舌。

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面對女王的利誘，且不提她之前上當多少次……

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金榆樹聞言，葉子瞬間放光，似乎頗感興趣。

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完，它已上當！孝情目睹新的受害……受益者。

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仙界女王霎那從乾坤袋裡，掏出五百罐仙藥。

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嘶！面對排山倒海襲來的藥罐，榆樹枝椏一顫。

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從醫多年，他還沒見過這麼大陣仗。

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女王「咔」地打開藥蓋，轉瞬對準金榆木傷口，倒空仙藥，樹傷以極快速度癒合。

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「儘管聰明如五哥，他還是……被坑了。」風水輪流轉，此時婚禮被笑的財神，盯著恢復為榆樹真身的嚴金漱，破涕為笑。

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仙鏡裡，唯有幽怨沙沙聲，迴盪在桃花仙島……

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《躺平神仙》
Comedy
Mythology
Parody
Last updated: Apr 23, 2026
Total word count: 58,880
Total reading time: 196 Minutes
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