不一會兒,就有一道黑色的人影出現在街道盡頭的拐彎處,朝著我這條街道慢慢的、晃晃悠悠的走了過來。117Please respect copyright.PENANAvbrhCQYIUU
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我呼吸都開始加重了,頭皮也開始發緊,死死盯著眼前街道的盡頭。117Please respect copyright.PENANARAgnE4EbR1
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人影之後,接著一個人從拐彎處走了出來,轉頭晃晃悠悠地朝著我這邊走來。117Please respect copyright.PENANAIAK2uGLGWX
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我仔細一看,發現是個胖男人,而且他手裡還拿著一個啤酒罐子,這人根本就不是那吸人血的老太太,而是一個深夜不歸,喝醉酒的醉漢。117Please respect copyright.PENANARgDi31Ddih
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我看到這個人之後,心裡那落差,就好像你打死了一個終極boss,它給你爆了一地垃圾一樣。117Please respect copyright.PENANAp0sbEuzoNp
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那醉漢一邊往自己嘴裡倒著酒,一邊朝著我這裡走了過來,我粗略一看,這醉漢體型胖的就跟個野豬似得,沒有個兩百斤,他至少也得有個一百公斤。117Please respect copyright.PENANAAn26r8X2JF
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醉漢路過我這邊的時候,停下了身子,用眼瞅著我半天,不知為啥,也不準備走了。117Please respect copyright.PENANAAOBc97Y35Q
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我看到這個醉漢這樣,心裡就急了,要是這個時候,那老太太來了,他可就完蛋了,我有符紙護身,他指定玩完,所以我看著那個醉漢好心的說道:117Please respect copyright.PENANAzUUyP8xLtR
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「這位大哥,你喝多了就趕緊回家吧,這裡不能多待。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAYzSkSt66Yi
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「啥?」那醉漢聽了我的話的之後,好似沒聽清的問了一句。117Please respect copyright.PENANATeeKtApc5h
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「我說,你喝多了就趕快回家去吧。」我把說話的聲音提高了幾分。117Please respect copyright.PENANAF1chJFumZw
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「回家?回哪個家?我特麼老婆都跟小白臉跑了,我回哪個家?哪還有家?!」那醉漢看著我醉醺醺地喊道。117Please respect copyright.PENANAwYkBKZQCXB
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聽他話,我一下子明白了過來,我說怎麼這人大半夜不會家在外面喝酒,原來是受了刺激,不過他再受到刺激也不能留在這裡,那老太太隨時都有可能來,就衝他這體型,都沒地跑。117Please respect copyright.PENANAKUaf0Urb4p
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所以我接著勸道:117Please respect copyright.PENANASGPRXCVgGZ
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「大哥,你老婆人跑了,她還能連房子一起帶跑嗎?你趕緊回家吧。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAod0AWbNuj1
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「你懂個雞毛!她帶走了我的心!我心都沒了,還有個屁家!」那胖子語氣越來越激烈。117Please respect copyright.PENANAmNc7Zj7XyQ
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我見此之後說道:117Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q5lt6LvFv
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「大哥你別說我沒提醒啊,這條街上不乾淨。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAVMZSzTw8Rp
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誰知那胖子一聽我這句話,往地上猛地一摔啤酒罐子,對我喊道:117Please respect copyright.PENANAJpVTFqShYI
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「你這話什麼意思?咋地?難道這條街上還有打悶棍的不成?!小兄弟,我跟你吹啊,不,我跟你說啊,你哥哥我活了三十多年,殺過日本鬼子,幹過韓國棒子,什麼事兒沒經歷過?!年輕的時候,那也是一跺腳東店市晃三晃的主!小兄弟你別怕,今天哥哥我罩你了!!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAFoDU4l1rvc
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我一聽眼前這胖子的話,就是一臉黑線吶,這哥們兒也太特麼能吹了!滿嘴跑火車,這簡直比我師父清風道長有過之而無不及啊,還殺過日本鬼子,這他娘抗戰都勝利七十週年了,你上哪去殺日本鬼子?117Please respect copyright.PENANALOQRLPff8u
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雖然這胖子長得一臉喜相,但是我卻一點兒都笑不出來,只當他喝多了胡扯。117Please respect copyright.PENANAIHdMJ68UCk
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「我說大哥,不是我嚇唬你,你趕緊回家吧,這都幾點了,你要再不回去,夜路走多了可會見鬼啊……」我看著那個胖子嚇唬道。117Please respect copyright.PENANANxx3JsmuYy
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我這句話不說還好,眼前這胖子一聽我這句話,一雙牛眼一瞪,大手一擺,看著我說道:117Please respect copyright.PENANAEhvQwFqcM9
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「我說小兄弟,看你穿的挺時尚的,怎麼思想那麼落後,跟我奶奶的奶奶都有一比了,還鬼?這都什麼年代了,二十一世紀了你懂不懂,那衛星都能飛到月球上了,哪來的鬼?!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAoVJHthYk5J
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看著眼前這位胖爺,我真的是沒了招法,你這跟他怎麼整?好說歹說都不行,要是跟他來硬的,就他的噸位,我估計一條大腿就能壓得我喘不上氣來。117Please respect copyright.PENANA8R3haIJlVt
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「我真不是嚇唬你,你沒聽說這一圈兒最近老死人嗎?」我說話的同時,看了看街道兩旁,還好,那老太太還沒來,現在把眼前這胖子勸走還來得及。117Please respect copyright.PENANAQFrm0UiwdJ
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「死人?那死人不正常嗎?哪裡不死人?不過小兄弟,你這大半夜的不在家裡待著睡覺,杵在這裡跟個棒槌似得幹啥?」胖子上下打量著我問道。117Please respect copyright.PENANAxSLx6zqd5M
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「我說我在等能吸人血的吸血鬼來,你信不?」我看著那胖子說出了實話。117Please respect copyright.PENANAezjT8nIkV9
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「我說你們這些年輕人,是不是電影看多了,還吸血鬼,我……」胖子還沒說完,一下子停了下來,摸了摸自己的鼻子說道:117Please respect copyright.PENANAKiy62RIZZo
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「下雨了?」117Please respect copyright.PENANA81fqpD93oT
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我聽到胖子這句話,我馬上感覺到了不對勁,抬頭一看,頓時就差點沒把我嚇得蹲地下!117Please respect copyright.PENANApwtztenu9A
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只見一把黑色的雨傘不知道在什麼時候,懸空漂浮在我和胖子兩人的頭頂之上,那滴水,正是從這把黑色的雨傘上滴落下來。117Please respect copyright.PENANAIhlaXEuluL
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他奶奶個狗熊,那吸血老太太終於來了!!117Please respect copyright.PENANA1xFVjUeyf7
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不過那胖子看到他頭頂上那把漂浮的雨傘,還不知道是啥情況,以為自己喝多了呢,正在跳著夠那把雨傘呢。117Please respect copyright.PENANACplRNjJZws
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「臥槽,這傘什麼個情況,還……還飛起來了。」117Please respect copyright.PENANA6w7xhm6uta
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我當時就想給那胖子他那大屁股蛋子上一腳,有這是作死的嗎?忙上前一步拉住了他的胳膊,對他喊道:117Please respect copyright.PENANAKecjP5KSOM
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「別特麼跳了,快跟著我跑!!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAmmb8JP8N86
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「我滴個媽呀!!真有鬼啊!!」那胖子不知道看到什麼,還沒等我反應過來,拉著我就朝著前面跑去,這速度,我估計趕上路虎了。117Please respect copyright.PENANAT0otneXi6X
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以後誰再跟我說胖子跑的慢,我跟他急眼。117Please respect copyright.PENANA9mKkSFSc8m
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趁著胖子帶著我跑的時候,回頭一看,我說胖子怎麼這麼害怕,原來在那雨傘之內,不知道什麼時候,多出了一顆陰森森的人頭!!117Please respect copyright.PENANAUuXwHSmclO
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「胖子,別跑了,就在這裡停下,別害怕,我是道士,今晚就是來收拾那東西的!」在陣法前我叫停了胖子。117Please respect copyright.PENANAxtqlriQFlO
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「那……那啥?你真……真是道士?」胖子停下來喘著粗氣看著我問道。117Please respect copyright.PENANAooeHD59CO2
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「你哪來的那麼多話?!先別問了,快跟著我走。」我回頭看的時候,那顆人頭已經帶著黑色雨傘朝著我們身後追了過來。117Please respect copyright.PENANACh8Sd4oOBa
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「就站在這裡,千萬別動啊!」進入清風道長所佈的五陽陣陣法中之後,我囑咐了那胖子一聲,什麼也顧不上,朝著那籠子雞就衝了過去。117Please respect copyright.PENANAREBhGI5IDe
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此時這籠子裡的雞,早已一個個扇著翅膀來回跳,我伸進籠子裡之後,抓住一隻雞,就把它嘴上的那紅線就弄了下來。117Please respect copyright.PENANAz86sMSCjtu
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「咯咯咯咯……」那雞嘴上沒有紅線之後,馬上急促地叫了起來。117Please respect copyright.PENANA59YaQjOm2Y
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「小兄弟,那人頭飛來了!!!」胖子站在我身旁提醒我道。117Please respect copyright.PENANAgEDRcG2iVY
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我回頭一看,果然那人頭帶著雨傘已經飛到了陣法旁,剛要靠近,陣法五個角落裡的五塊木頭突然暗光一閃,瞬間把那人頭給逼了出去。117Please respect copyright.PENANA4SfGhjfR4b
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見暫時沒事,我接著把剩下那四隻雞嘴上的紅線弄走,頓時雞叫聲響一片。117Please respect copyright.PENANAMjyW6GNwXv
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那人頭聽到陣陣雞叫聲之後,明顯有些恐慌,嘶吼了一聲,遠遠躲開。117Please respect copyright.PENANA8IU9d5xHIn
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這啥玩意?那老太太不會就是那個林家請來用飛頭降的降頭師吧?不過我第一次看到他的時候,是個男人頭,怎麼現在變成一個老太太的頭了?117Please respect copyright.PENANAMwteR0AHAx
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「我滴奶奶個腿啊,小……小兄弟,那……那啥玩意,你們不是在這裡拍鬼電影吧,故意這麼嚇唬我?我告訴你們啊,我這人可開不起玩笑,容易生氣。」那胖子看著遠處漂浮在半空中的那個人頭,打著哆嗦對我問道。117Please respect copyright.PENANAhu46y5Hv88
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「你酒還沒醒咋地?!拍你妹的電影!!那是鬼!!!」我故意不說那人頭是降頭師,說是鬼,嚇唬嚇唬這胖子,誰讓他剛才一直吹牛x。117Please respect copyright.PENANAw1ujvJRqu3
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「小兄弟,你……你不是道士嗎?!你趕緊去把那鬼除了吧!太嚇人了!」那胖子說著就用手推了我一把,他那噸位,一下子就把我推出了五陽陣陣法之外,那老太太人頭看我出了陣法,惡毒的雙眼一亮,張開大嘴就朝著我的飛了過來!速度極快!117Please respect copyright.PENANACnnQkKYqnJ
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「胖子,我特麼草泥馬!!!」我看著那個朝著我飛過來的老太太人頭破口大罵。117Please respect copyright.PENANAkGRibkzZ9J
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