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王一博今天心情炸裂,帥氣冷臉直接甩在了會議室那群迷妹面前,毒舌一句懟完,轉身就走,乾淨俐落,帥得像拍電影退場畫面。
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其實這都怪二天前那該死的連鎖事故。
⏪ 兩天前,災難開始倒計時
王一博冷著臉,一邊拿著手機開黑,一邊無語吐槽。
224Please respect copyright.PENANAtzNJJebIcz王一博:“我去!二爺別浪,小心又落地成盒——苟住,穩住別慌!你要出圈啦——戰哥快去扶!”224Please respect copyright.PENANA7fRXzin2ev
即使王一博身經百戰,依舊敵不過隊友二爺那神一樣的手殘操作。三人成功團滅,集體成盒,氣得王一博當場爆粗:
224Please respect copyright.PENANAQOPSIiijLY“姓張的!再帶你吃雞我就是棒槌!!”224Please respect copyright.PENANAPQQiNMKJWZ
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補充背景:224Please respect copyright.PENANAndLJDznKeA
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其實王一博不是冷臉王,他是慢熱型社恐小社牛。224Please respect copyright.PENANAQJNVkytYgx
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對熟人會嗨,對外人禁欲冷漠,熟人面前話癆+吐槽王。
這次連續熬夜兩天打遊戲,他累癱了。
☠ 睡神剛剛入眠,命運開始捉弄他
打完遊戲,王一博帥氣撂下一句:
224Please respect copyright.PENANAgesOzDPfbZ“戰哥我睡了,別再帶二爺了,你拖不動老古董!”224Please respect copyright.PENANA5Yifxf36m8
結果——
他從早上九點一口氣睡到下午四點,眼看著能躺屍續命,忽然——
越洋電話響了。
看到來電人那串熟悉的“哈福橋斯教授”,王一博那股起床氣瞬間憋回肚子裡去,還得強裝乖巧開口:
224Please respect copyright.PENANA4bhfiJ5I3E“Hello
Prof您說啥?”224Please respect copyright.PENANALgys9yLea5
結果那老頭全程用「我很自豪我中文說得好」的標準雞同鴨講,說了一堆王一博連蒙帶猜的中英夾雜版亂碼。
好不容易總算聽懂了重點——
有人寫了篇潦草手寫的醫學心得,還用篆書繁體寫的。
外國醫學界大佬們直接全員原地爆炸:
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「這是古文嗎?」224Please respect copyright.PENANA10z6Lmfsou
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「能不能叫你學生幫忙翻譯啊?」
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最後的救命差事,自然落到了哈福橋斯唯一華國得意門生王一博頭上。
當王一博硬著頭皮研究那篇手寫篆書,看懂內容後,只想罵髒話:
224Please respect copyright.PENANA6X3IWcf0GQ“這位醫學界大佬,純屬無聊人上人,純耍人玩!”224Please respect copyright.PENANAQhUNjLQ0Uq
王一博翻譯完這篇謎之心得,已經是第二天凌晨兩點。
他倒頭就睡,心裡暗暗發誓:
「天王老子來了也別想吵醒我!」
結果——三秒鐘後,手機又響了。224Please respect copyright.PENANAExZZfhMMNa
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來電顯示:孫子。
肖戰來了。
☎ 肖戰出場:萬年禍害
王一博頂著半死不活的理智接起:
224Please respect copyright.PENANA8MgXjoPZL7肖戰那頭元氣滿滿:“崽ㄦ啊~~”224Please respect copyright.PENANA7xbvPGevcY
224Please respect copyright.PENANAtlnvf7SIq7“你那條寶貝魚突然掉鱗啦!可能要禿,快來看最後一面!”224Please respect copyright.PENANAriFgR54DYT
224Please respect copyright.PENANAQyGzNytbms“放心,它還有口氣!”224Please respect copyright.PENANAXqTjsiNT60
王一博瞬間黑臉:
224Please respect copyright.PENANAv8qaRhib6g“哥,親哥!你老實交代!你對我的魚做了什麼?我保證不生氣。”224Please respect copyright.PENANAseWR0MZnzH
肖戰語氣無辜:
224Please respect copyright.PENANA4fQp0wlc3i“昨天人家送我兩條風水魚,虎頭跟紅血龍,看牠們可愛嘛,就跟你的魚放一起了……”224Please respect copyright.PENANAu59WnRVbrI
結果現在,你的寶貝魚快禿了。
224Please respect copyright.PENANAuZ4LeUArur王一博:“……你把食肉魚和錦鯉放一池子裡養??!!”224Please respect copyright.PENANAH6xteYDjmG
怒氣值爆表的王一博當即衝去寵物中心——
🐟 實地探查:全是假警報!
結果到現場,發現魚群活得比他還精神,在水裡快樂吐泡泡。
肖戰人也不見了。
王一博氣到內傷,冷臉坐進館長辦公室,咬牙打電話:
224Please respect copyright.PENANAFFUouyOc5h王一博:“你人在哪?”224Please respect copyright.PENANAnNvlHeoSj1
肖戰語氣淡定:
224Please respect copyright.PENANA81hLgDHVyq“在家啊~”224Please respect copyright.PENANAR7zl8cCsRT
王一博咬牙:
224Please respect copyright.PENANA4cRj5X3pmQ“你再說一次試試看。”224Please respect copyright.PENANAu7TGEfaJV6
這時肖戰語氣一轉,裝認真:
224Please respect copyright.PENANAb6ZD2H39G0“我受傷了,手破了個口子,必須在家休養幾天。”224Please respect copyright.PENANAtUsueBfWro
224Please respect copyright.PENANAQFKibN2Kvi“早上切火腿的時候切破皮了,真可怕!”224Please respect copyright.PENANAdBdGGKZdvu
王一博:“……”
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肖戰此時還想裝可憐裝病假,想讓王一博幫忙頂班。
王一博沉聲威脅:
224Please respect copyright.PENANAOqm4J3RP9c“再不來,你後院那顆快成材的樹,就保不住了。”224Please respect copyright.PENANAK57GstXZZg
肖戰秒慌:
224Please respect copyright.PENANAqXhcgDlVTf“崽兒啊!別衝動!我馬上來上班啊!”224Please respect copyright.PENANAw56s6PFxBm
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王一博起床氣尚未平息,結果今天在會議室,誰都別想討他好臉色看。
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