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1.十年後鳳梨開罐(？)設定。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AllyRo6pf
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2.小青娃(腦殘)獨白開場設定，雷者請自行右上角叉叉。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqZCKHoBGT
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3.戲中有床單但是不滾床單，請相信會住在瓦利亞的都是善良的好孩子。(P！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcknC5kX8L
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以上！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZkd1z7vwl
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〈討厭雨天的青蛙、上〉64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22O0KNOvnX
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雨。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7bqd5Jtkr
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六道骸並不喜歡雨天。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCzySVtOsf
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更明確地說，只要是白日、太陽光芒照耀大地的時刻，無論是任何天氣，六道骸都不會喜歡。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFH2jdNsUy
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雖然，在24小時空調不停歇的瓦利亞總部，溼氣啊黴菌那些擾人的問題其實根本就離得好遠好遠。
咳哼、就這點上來說，瓦利亞可和那個小氣苛刻還會以浪費為名義亂扣人薪水的彭哥列家族可不一樣吶哼。瓦利亞的優渥待遇無論從哪點上來看都比那個小氣家族要好太多太多了哼哼。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HxmQxlzgA
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啊不過，濕濕黏黏的雨天是不管任何人都討厭的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsIZ2ZoPEt
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所以結論，六道骸和Me一樣討厭雨天。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3B3RhsaVC
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嗯嘛至少，在從六道骸出獄後和自己這段半長不短的相處時間推論下來，六道骸討厭雨天的成份居多。不知道這是否與他長期間浸泡在水牢偽裝鳳梨罐頭的經歷有關？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxMHhMOW9J
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嗯，這又是一個有關於自己的師傅──六道骸的問題，一個值得Me深思的好問題。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9r1ALIY8C
呆望著牆壁上時鐘秒針快速吞噬時間的同時，法蘭如是想著。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLrPlYtlfd
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不過，要是當面提出這個問題的話，Me應該會一秒直接被叉去做輪迴串燒之類的吧？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAW5ON5u2HU
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答案是肯定的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIFNfI3pLb
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只是，同樣的，六道骸也是一個很討厭麻煩的人。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEq0lbmEsx
所以，依照Me對師傅的理解，現在的六道骸應該會在一陣KUFUFU怪笑之後，丟下一個曖昧不明不置可否的答案緊接著逃之夭夭，然後躲回小氣彭哥列那邊繼續睡他的大頭覺，留下Me一個人對著空蕩蕩的床鋪發呆發到白痴病發作然後讓牙蟲菌團把Me給消滅掉。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2XJN6Zg0t
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咦，好像離題了。總之，師傅一向不喜歡他人過問太多事情，就算是他寶貝的那位半身大姐也一樣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhQNw9v0vu
唯一不同的一點是，如果剛剛的問題是由那位討厭的半身大姐來問的話，師傅會用著令人心安的溫和笑容以及安撫的輕拍，軟綿綿的卸除掉他重要半身的不安。
真是、偏心。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aq9O3r7Ga
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「暍！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocpKQkY4m4
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陡然響起的隆隆空調運作聲打斷了少年心中層出不窮的疑惑及自嘲般的解答。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HHznm1kKl
有著奇異綠髮綠眸的少年幾乎在運作聲響起同時，就反射性地將視線投注在房中唯一的大床中、那白色隆起的小山之上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsWTi6tJdA
直到確定床上那人的睡眠並沒有因為這一陣定時響起的雜音受到驚擾之後，法蘭才緩緩地將胸口高懸的那口氣吐出、放下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTnurL6R8s
也是到此時，法蘭才驚覺自己的肩膀早就因為長時間的緊繃而變得僵硬不已。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhz6k57Jd8
有些吃力地轉動硬直的頸項，法蘭小心翼翼地、不敢多發出一絲聲響，就只怕自己一個不小心太過用力會驚擾到床上人兒甜美的夢境。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH5VyZSVP2
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但事實上，法蘭就連自己的師傅到底是睡了還是醒著也無法確定。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVNYCx80LC
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停下了活動筋骨舒活血脈的動作，發現了新疑惑的少年再度進入放空一切的自問自答無限輪迴之中。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQbz88vtQw
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畢竟，他並沒有那麼多條命，多到足以去打擾一個「只要睡眠不足就會虐待徒弟出氣」的可怕鳳梨精最重要的睡眠時間。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriMhdmlPwD
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不過，俗話說的好，正所謂天不從人願。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBVXVgk4eR
其指的就是當你越是小心執著在某些癥結點上時，結果往往越會和原本期望的方向背道而馳，並且無止盡地朝向最壞的方向高速發展前進，想停都停不下來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOWH744I25
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沒錯！就像是現下這種狀況！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRctEsuKkU
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答答答答答……碰！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAoCP6Y9NX
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「小青娃──！王子我大發慈悲地來陪無聊的你玩了，還不快快和我磕頭道謝啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYE7aef4e8
伴隨著某人暴力踹開大門的巨響，無數亮晃晃的飛刀也毫不留情地筆直朝著房中大床招呼過去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTN4uBL9YON
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「無聊的人是前──輩吧，Me一直在陪師傅聊天，很忙碌的所以你趕快滾──啦。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tbkL7LTgd
原本僵硬的少年一反前態、在短短一秒不到的空隙迅速跳下椅子站直了身子，然後就在直起身軀0.01杪的剎那，他大大張開的雙臂後瞬間炸開了無數青綠色的藤蔓，挾帶著巨大的蓮葉吞沒了少年身後所有的空間，包含著白色的大床以及白色大床上那重要的人兒一起。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7oH5DDZHa
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冷凝著如無波碧水湖面一般的淡漠表情，因為今天是例行的洗帽子假日，所以旁人也無法從少年那張平靜到近乎面癱的稚嫩臉上解讀出一絲絲面對生死交關該有的緊張情緒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUqBqpjowS
不過，從少年過於暴力推砌幻壁擋下並吞沒反彈飛刀的一氣呵成舉動中，還是稍稍洩漏了些許不尋常的火藥味。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsWX0CqlqK
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而這也讓緊追在貝爾身後的瓦利亞部眾感到一股莫名的寒顫，而在下一秒，他們心中不詳的預感也很快地就應驗了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnHW2HQPe3
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「不過，如果前──輩趕快去死的話，Me一定會天天到前輩墳前唱歌跳舞娛樂前輩的啦──。」簡言之，就是前輩你趕快去死啦哈哈哈最好趕快死一死我會很開心、開心到手舞足蹈的喔這樣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6qrF2xIsi
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只見看似無害的少年微歪著頭，用著怎麼看怎麼欠扁的語氣表情說著讓自家噬血前輩絕對會在下秒抓狂扁死他發飆用小刀捅死他外加發神經砍死他一百遍以上的超級大逆不道發言。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJprid7nNc
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霎時間瓦利亞部眾全體反射神經很好的立馬大大地退了一大步，除了僵硬表情警戒著眼前的房舍是否在下一刻就會有崩塌的危機外，完全沒有多餘的心力去阻止臉上脖上背上不斷暴出的冷汗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMhucN7Mcj
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「喔喔看來今天小青娃很想見血喔。」無視史庫瓦羅前幾天才對自己下達的嚴重警告，貝爾露出了嗜血的猙獰笑容，雙臂一晃就是如同刺蝟佈滿周身的冰冷飛刀，銀白肅殺的刀身冷冷叫囂著極欲見血的瘋狂飢渴。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjADUaSeCk
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「哼、有辦法的話就來──啊，前──輩！」周身閃爍起幽冥綠光的少年刻意加重的尾音如同戰鬥場上表示開始的鐘響，兩人間一觸即發的強烈殺意令一旁僅存少數想出聲制止的部下、霎時因無法承受這種劇烈壓迫感而幾乎窒息。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8JJL1QGnV
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「咳。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1ySz53dvd
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「抱歉打擾了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50fABMtP6N
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「我是來找骸大人的，麻煩兩位讓路好嗎？」
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作者P話：(可無視謝謝)
如各位所見，64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu6z6xvQm0
瓦利亞育兒中心這坑64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO3K2gjHhW
是一個作者私心放很大所以寫得很歡樂的新坑無誤。(蓋章
原因一，那當然是因為俺很喜歡瓦利亞喔，即使裡面有怪大叔跟變態人妖也沒關係(燦64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo8OgM3xvs
大概是因為瓦利亞給人的感覺比較自由比較無拘無束比較「快樂」吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNC4qlIaT8S
(眾：你眼睛脫窗啦！
原因二，也是很重要的一點，因為俺被法蘭的角色歌歌詞給重擊了！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0gcYhktJO
於是乎，瓦利亞篇的第一章不是可怕的boss也不是人見人吃的鯊魚。(被砍64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1K1WlJ3VD
而是代替了瑪門之位的法蘭。
「ME只是代替品嗎？大家都在看著ME嗎？」
只能說俺被這兩句暗算到無以復加的地步ORZ。(搥胸頓足中
然後最後一段「請記住ME的存在......我也想要，能留在這裡的未來。」
啊啊啊啊沒關係到馬麻這裡來馬麻絕不會拋棄你的啦──！(母姓氾濫中((被眾敲暈拖走
總之，感謝各位的鍵閱(長揖64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRdP5ebj3M
讓各位看了這麼多廢話真是不好意思(撓首64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwDqIB8Y5v
不過，看在這篇應該很快會結束的狀態下，64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5bWhc8owM
請各位原諒俺的小小爆走吧啾咪！(一秒被叉去作輪迴串燒
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