前情提要，我和加里在數學測驗被恆老師當掉，連同其他同學共10人，被迫周日回校補課。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrtCf6MYOe
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約定時間為朝早九點，我們早在五十分到達。房室門鎖未開，一行人在走廊等候。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzEUEYG5W8
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在平時上學的地方，看見各位同學的便裝打扮，感覺挺新鮮的。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYCIAn2Nqb
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大林穿著黑色皮衣配牛仔褲。女王星是成熟的商務裝長裙。兩人站在一起，是小姐與流氓的組合。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlAstmva9t
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大林：「就叫你不要無端白事地抱上來。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAAfzniV33
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女王星：「你討厭這樣嗎？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfczUSyIY7b
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大林：「無關討厭不討厭，你害我看不到手機。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrll6zEybnl
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女王星：「那麼我挪開一點點吧。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNie5WE8jy9
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大林：「你倒是放開我啊。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdzZ4x5MHm
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顯然以小姐與流氓來說，這對的攻受調轉了。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvRuBX7PaN
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「早安，朝早就如此恩恩愛愛呢。」麻油臉帶斜笑。他穿著襯衫長褲，典形的文青造形。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQOqsRX9ys
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「真是的，痴纏得令人不忍直視。」櫻郎說。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XztAjiesu
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「+1」浣熊說。
櫻郎和浣熊都化著慘白的妝容，誇張攻擊性的髮型，還有過量裝飾的衣著。我仿佛聽到結他的尖叫。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVetyeJbYl9
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望著那兩人，我和麻油不約而同地開口，「「你們的打扮才令人不忍直視吧！」」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6P68Og7CRM
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「我們的樂團在表演後通宵慶祝。今朝一醒就趕過來，慌忙得連卸妝都忘記了。」浣熊說。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n0FAjdO1g
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「原來櫻郎也有玩樂團喔？」大林說。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxnM1Z89sZ
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「我是新加入的鼓手。」他說。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwty01TxcQg
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「這些傢伙真是胡鬧啊。」卡特說罷轉頭過來，「然後呢，這傢伙為何如此安靜？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIphDDacZn
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我順著他的說話望向加里，她灰頭土臉地靠著牆壁，像某燃燒殆盡的拳手一樣。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohLmUzDao2
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「假日被罰回校補課，不能去追自己喜歡的CP，歸根究底都是她自作孽罷了。卡特也要注意，不要變成像她這樣的人。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiUqrROSst
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「吓？」卡特(?)一臉狐疑地望著我。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfqcC6JeFI
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我這下才醒覺自己認錯人了，「對不起，哈普瑪！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXmsvJQImV
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「沒關係，多謝你們跟卡特做好朋友。」哈普瑪禮貌的笑一笑，然後接著說，「但是一碼歸一碼，我希望你們不要帶壞我的兄弟。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBnRo3cVIV
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我心中一攥，嚴肅的接話，「當中是不是有誤會？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbil78f1M4
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「最近他傳過來的訊息，常常有看不懂的文字。甚麼是UWU？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoEZcNZX5z
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「嗯？你不知道卡特是獸控嗎？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2ZFasUSw7
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哈普瑪瞪大眼睛，額頭突起青筋，「甚麼是獸控！？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmkmJmlRBg
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糟糕！我好像太多嘴了！「這個你當面問他吧！由當時人親自解釋會比較好！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp7pgBT66M
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「給我解釋清楚！該不會是不良嗜好吧！？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzevbvWPMaB
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沉默的加里低聲嘀咕，「不是嗜好，是性癖。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnjjXl8FGM
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哈普瑪：「那是甚麼鬼啊！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeYLSUoCLx
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我：「加里不要多嘴！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OUujDDECn
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？？？︰「嗚啊！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTCLENGYCY
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突如其來的尖叫打斷我們，大家看向單膝跪地的男同學。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYTlUFDfyn
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櫻郎立即上前關心，「白龍，你沒事嗎？」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoKe7bNDLf
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男同學有一頭亂糟糟的短髮，特濃黑眼圈，左眼蓋著紗布，肩膀披著破爛的外套，手臂包著繃帶。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMgF5nmAn1
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「右手的傷痕正在隱隱作痛，龍孃尤莉亞就在附近，嗚啊！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9421XOwta
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我應該從那兒開始解釋好呢？真是的，中二病屬性明明有大宇宙一個就夠了。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEJiz2Wly3
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辯才天中學的渙舶瀧，座號3，超不幸學生。暱稱白龍，靈魂受到詛咒，命犯天煞。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtInIBXD42s
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白龍掩住包紗布的眼睛咬牙切齒，「我看見了，災厄的影子正在接近！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2we6OfY8IW
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櫻郎一臉不置可否，「說甚麼啦，讓我扶你起身。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK32WKPMGI
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樓梯傳來腳步聲，女生從樓上衝下來，「對不起，我犯糊塗跑錯班房了！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0RmziQmbZ
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兩顆水球彈來彈去，在場的男生個個血脈沸騰，我和大林板起嘴臉雙眼發直。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftPNIhoRPW
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冷不防，女生左腳絆右腳，失衡摔下樓梯！196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolsuLqPikj
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「危險！快避開！」白龍快手一推，推開了櫻郎！任由自己的身影被巨影吞噬！196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYhTMfc3qJ
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很誇張的『碰』一聲！墊在女生下方的白龍兩眼反白，昏死過去。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta71POBNtG
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女生吃力的爬起來，多得白龍的犧牲，身體別無大礙，「小瀧！？不不不不不不！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpthkSQOFG5
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哈普瑪嚇得臉都拉長了，「快點聯絡醫療室！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJUxfBqNwa
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加里瞇著眼，漫不經心的說，「這種程度沒事的啦，不要大驚小怪卡特。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAX2mhbkCm
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「這傢伙頭破血流啊！還有我是哈普瑪！」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgSGA87ttd
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我：「對白龍來說，這算輕微擦傷罷了。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMRljrAONC
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那個女生是同屬辯才天中學的乎龍孃，座號4，災厄型學生。暱稱尤莉亞，名副其實的移動天災，所到之處災難不斷。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdER8Oevrs3
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加里：「尤莉亞的帶衰能力屬於因果定律級，你也要當心不要被卷入其中，卡特。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGASRFAFvH
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「都說我是哈普瑪。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWenfNgsDnL
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加里：「不過，只要白龍在場，所有的不幸都會由他承受，所以無須擔心。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMERJTVElIF
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麻油笑說，「嘻嘻，我有點想代他受罪呢。」196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x4gUcm023
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不久後，恆老師來打開課室門，我們渡過了沉悶的補課時間。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNSyD14cHG
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順帶一提，加里到最後依然把哈普瑪誤認成卡特。196Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkNB7ENBRJ
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然後按「加至主畫面」