我的名字是方潤宜，聖華書院的社會科老師。
本來社會科就比中英數之類的主科輕鬆，工作上也不容易積累壓力。偏偏今年我被指派為6EX班的班主任，說到這個我的胃就開始隱隱作痛……312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yaYSKhOAP
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跨校合作特殊教育模式，讓不同文化背景的學生共冶一爐，互相交流，分享經驗，探討對學習產生的影響，其真實目的是大型相親活動——噢，這個你們聽過了？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMhNgLAvkK
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當我從校董會聽到這個計劃時，我果斷確定那些老頭子全都戀愛喜劇看多了！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSkF1iYgw9
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應對少子化是一個複雜的問題，需要綜合多種因素進行考慮和處理。正確的做法是改善家庭經濟環境，提供更好的托兒服務，促進工作與家庭平衡，加強性別平等，提供長期照護，宣傳生育，吸引國外移民……對不起，職業病發作。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3QHB5pIjb
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總言之，作為應對少子化的政策，特殊教育模式的成本效益之低，好比開著剷泥車來舀字母湯，再一邊玩拼字遊戲！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlb5ClosTb
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我本人思想守舊，每次討論『中學生應否談戀愛』我都必定投反對票。不應該讓莘莘學子太早接觸男女感情，他們這個年齡只需盡情謳歌青春就好。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ8dTyRdj7
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雖然我打從心底裡反對開班，但這是校董會一致通過的議案，就算我不滿意也只能實行。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkH16Ls5sz
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作為特殊班的班主任，被指示的工作只有監視。異性接觸100%OK，倒不如說無任歡迎。
一個月後的最後上課日是情人節，離別的悲傷加上節日氣氛，情侶們坦誠告白，最後在告別派對上OOXX……312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHqXv12NHn
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扯遠了…扯遠了……312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9bu4rsYTo
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如此這般，一個原本輕鬆賺薪水的職位，如今卻成為我胃痛的病因。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiMn2fW6Zp
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今天的最後一節是自修課，臨近放學各位同學都已經放鬆心神，聊天時忘記要注意音量。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wFuUKsPs0
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不過，這不是不能接受的，我也開明地隻眼開隻眼閉。直到那個頭上紮著團子的女生跳出來：312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTttR4o5BpT
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「遊戲時間！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDl2TakDQ4
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「耶耶耶~！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1ylrhGSNy
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咦？發生甚麼事了？全班跟著起哄，戴眼鏡的女同學捧著紙箱，到處收集紙卡。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnV8UwYjlv
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甚麼跟甚麼？只有我一個人在狀況外嗎！？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshOAxfSNtC
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團子女生不知不覺就來到教桌旁，帶領著班上氣氛，「大家都寫好了？那麼，準備開始抽獎！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABwcY01QE7
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「等等！慢著！」我大聲叫停！「你是…荃同學，你們想做甚麼！？」
我認得她，荃春華，校董會標記要重點監察的學生。夠膽在理科室衝浪的超超超問題青年！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSDyhYBO6W
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「小方真見外喔！和大家一起叫我加里就行！」她搭著我的肩套近乎。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FfLFCTqsV
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『小方』！？到了這個年紀，還有人幫我改暱稱，感覺有點高興！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb2OxDwvPe
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「嘛，玩點小遊戲也不是不行，注意不要玩過頭就好。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0CmR2a74b
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「嘻嘻，那麼公平起見，就由小方來當裁判吧！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbjX3UVDVO
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「我要做甚麼？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeIKHzGUHv
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「玩法很簡單，從這兩個箱内抽出號碼和指令，然後該座號的同學就要執行紙卡上的命令，很簡單吧？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe32ZgjwWFT
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「不會有奇怪的命令吧？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68ihnQzbqJ
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「大概，不會吧？大家應該知道分寸？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKE8WZv9Ln
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「……」班房突然鴉雀無聲。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPLmssPNAX
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我：「讓人放心不下！要是太過份，我一定會阻止！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NOwaO8q94
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加里：「那就由我來身先士卒！小方請抽指令卡！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopy9kdJvN4
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跟學生瞎攪和，像個笨蛋似的。我伸手入箱内，抽出一張紙卡。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloYjxS1fQF
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「和一位同學接吻……！！？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VmIQ5A2KF
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一來直接出重頭戲！？這班學生也太離譜了吧！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlUEPeOWp3
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「誰啊！誰寫這種糟糕的命令！」我大喊道。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZfU47qYbw
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「……」加里悄悄舉起手，咬著嘴唇，苦惱地皺眉。一副踩到自己放的地雷的樣子。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pa3ujJKhn
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等等，這算被容許的範圍内嗎？為了校董會的計劃順利進行，現在不要干涉比較好？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlpTeREZRL
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雖然加里看來玩得很開，但是這種污辱清白的行為一定要阻止啊！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7voeB9QPS
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「那個…既然是我寫的，可以不算數嗎？」加里說。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvcB348KCa
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「開甚麼玩笑！」「親親！」「哈哈哈！你看看你！」「不要逃避啊！」噓聲此起彼落。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnZjw8eO8C
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「可惡！既然如此！沙織！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW1bWcduDq
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「在！」眼鏡女生拋出水瓶。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ432HdMUxgV
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加里單手接住，灌飲起來。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv78wfAksPi
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「間接接吻也算接吻！想跟我鬥，還早十年啦！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol2uwAzZx8
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「混蛋！」「賴皮！」「把這傢伙拖出去斬！」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmRQzobt3S
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全班跟著起哄。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctrSiZCZzG
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下回待續……312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKbvU6XlVQ
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然後按「加至主畫面」