前情提要，我和加里在數學測驗被恆老師當掉，連同其他同學共10人，被迫周日回校補課。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Agm1vqsJC
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約定時間為朝早九點，我們早在五十分到達。房室門鎖未開，一行人在走廊等候。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtycXQ6qeJi
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在平時上學的地方，看見各位同學的便裝打扮，感覺挺新鮮的。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ810IuyCcw4
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大林穿著黑色皮衣配牛仔褲。女王星是成熟的商務裝長裙。兩人站在一起，是小姐與流氓的組合。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSjMpmFxXJ
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大林：「就叫你不要無端白事地抱上來。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiaynGQ9TI
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女王星：「你討厭這樣嗎？」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PlKOprtrb
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大林：「無關討厭不討厭，你害我看不到手機。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nHTebPjo5
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女王星：「那麼我挪開一點點吧。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKQuHn4szn
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大林：「你倒是放開我啊。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA53sHTZpvx
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顯然以小姐與流氓來說，這對的攻受調轉了。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ojGH2hPgp
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「早安，朝早就如此恩恩愛愛呢。」麻油臉帶斜笑。他穿著襯衫長褲，典形的文青造形。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH3sww9uSP
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「真是的，痴纏得令人不忍直視。」櫻郎說。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKOJWYXBdh
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「+1」浣熊說。
櫻郎和浣熊都化著慘白的妝容，誇張攻擊性的髮型，還有過量裝飾的衣著。我仿佛聽到結他的尖叫。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCu2tH0WyY
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望著那兩人，我和麻油不約而同地開口，「「你們的打扮才令人不忍直視吧！」」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEfnTUhEp8
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「我們的樂團在表演後通宵慶祝。今朝一醒就趕過來，慌忙得連卸妝都忘記了。」浣熊說。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccD4FTHedm
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「原來櫻郎也有玩樂團喔？」大林說。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDSPbzlAbq
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「我是新加入的鼓手。」他說。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3fJx3hraD
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「這些傢伙真是胡鬧啊。」卡特說罷轉頭過來，「然後呢，這傢伙為何如此安靜？」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3aVzI8VDY
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我順著他的說話望向加里，她灰頭土臉地靠著牆壁，像某燃燒殆盡的拳手一樣。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwr7T2sWYQ
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「假日被罰回校補課，不能去追自己喜歡的CP，歸根究底都是她自作孽罷了。卡特也要注意，不要變成像她這樣的人。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2v6donVZ2
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「吓？」卡特(?)一臉狐疑地望著我。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI9rPH8pi7
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我這下才醒覺自己認錯人了，「對不起，哈普瑪！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnORAsVQgHo
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「沒關係，多謝你們跟卡特做好朋友。」哈普瑪禮貌的笑一笑，然後接著說，「但是一碼歸一碼，我希望你們不要帶壞我的兄弟。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUos4o8Cp7p
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我心中一攥，嚴肅的接話，「當中是不是有誤會？」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtPI0Ui30Q
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「最近他傳過來的訊息，常常有看不懂的文字。甚麼是UWU？」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqMnn5MKg7
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「嗯？你不知道卡特是獸控嗎？」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjNMmopQJm
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哈普瑪瞪大眼睛，額頭突起青筋，「甚麼是獸控！？」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkUJXXXGcn
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糟糕！我好像太多嘴了！「這個你當面問他吧！由當時人親自解釋會比較好！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55ng4s4lwa
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「給我解釋清楚！該不會是不良嗜好吧！？」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLRIMhVeC3
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沉默的加里低聲嘀咕，「不是嗜好，是性癖。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9isIQK47j
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哈普瑪：「那是甚麼鬼啊！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAImR2cwL8c
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我：「加里不要多嘴！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQJH09etz6
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？？？︰「嗚啊！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMGF5UTCP8
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突如其來的尖叫打斷我們，大家看向單膝跪地的男同學。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWaviQMiIN
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櫻郎立即上前關心，「白龍，你沒事嗎？」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqAgGjr1qj
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男同學有一頭亂糟糟的短髮，特濃黑眼圈，左眼蓋著紗布，肩膀披著破爛的外套，手臂包著繃帶。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FcVDcEF3x
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「右手的傷痕正在隱隱作痛，龍孃尤莉亞就在附近，嗚啊！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5ioHlwPgC
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我應該從那兒開始解釋好呢？真是的，中二病屬性明明有大宇宙一個就夠了。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWz4XujxZ8
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辯才天中學的渙舶瀧，座號3，超不幸學生。暱稱白龍，靈魂受到詛咒，命犯天煞。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcvUPl7RQW
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白龍掩住包紗布的眼睛咬牙切齒，「我看見了，災厄的影子正在接近！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUH8wcbzqq
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櫻郎一臉不置可否，「說甚麼啦，讓我扶你起身。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUAjbzzsJd
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樓梯傳來腳步聲，女生從樓上衝下來，「對不起，我犯糊塗跑錯班房了！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAsypeGnUE
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兩顆水球彈來彈去，在場的男生個個血脈沸騰，我和大林板起嘴臉雙眼發直。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT6H3hHCqF
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冷不防，女生左腳絆右腳，失衡摔下樓梯！218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUpb1waeCb
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「危險！快避開！」白龍快手一推，推開了櫻郎！任由自己的身影被巨影吞噬！218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznj0kL45Z3
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很誇張的『碰』一聲！墊在女生下方的白龍兩眼反白，昏死過去。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D8U8jxYx6
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女生吃力的爬起來，多得白龍的犧牲，身體別無大礙，「小瀧！？不不不不不不！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHaYAUbZ3Z
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哈普瑪嚇得臉都拉長了，「快點聯絡醫療室！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkqRDb5yUV
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加里瞇著眼，漫不經心的說，「這種程度沒事的啦，不要大驚小怪卡特。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2g42YJjoz
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「這傢伙頭破血流啊！還有我是哈普瑪！」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOmAkzBaic
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我：「對白龍來說，這算輕微擦傷罷了。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1Ybm5t2Wt
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那個女生是同屬辯才天中學的乎龍孃，座號4，災厄型學生。暱稱尤莉亞，名副其實的移動天災，所到之處災難不斷。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxVaVNQnz2
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加里：「尤莉亞的帶衰能力屬於因果定律級，你也要當心不要被卷入其中，卡特。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejvr4LfgKt
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「都說我是哈普瑪。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdiz9Crqo7
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加里：「不過，只要白龍在場，所有的不幸都會由他承受，所以無須擔心。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNr5V9K5n4Q
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麻油笑說，「嘻嘻，我有點想代他受罪呢。」218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94XTSSHw1O
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不久後，恆老師來打開課室門，我們渡過了沉悶的補課時間。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PuSFwXOyd
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順帶一提，加里到最後依然把哈普瑪誤認成卡特。218Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECSh4oiaTh
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然後按「加至主畫面」