前情提要,我和加里在數學測驗被恆老師當掉,連同其他同學共10人,被迫周日回校補課。176Please respect copyright.PENANAfd9k09LmYz
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約定時間為朝早九點,我們早在五十分到達。房室門鎖未開,一行人在走廊等候。176Please respect copyright.PENANAHWpqgW0gjc
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在平時上學的地方,看見各位同學的便裝打扮,感覺挺新鮮的。176Please respect copyright.PENANA5R4Scbd26I
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大林穿著黑色皮衣配牛仔褲。女王星是成熟的商務裝長裙。兩人站在一起,是小姐與流氓的組合。176Please respect copyright.PENANALWdOabm39b
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大林:「就叫你不要無端白事地抱上來。」176Please respect copyright.PENANARgxDpztJN5
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女王星:「你討厭這樣嗎?」176Please respect copyright.PENANACw4RBm43bG
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大林:「無關討厭不討厭,你害我看不到手機。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAjmEF4qQJUw
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女王星:「那麼我挪開一點點吧。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAtXisymLkhW
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大林:「你倒是放開我啊。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAjyfYpe8Ox7
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顯然以小姐與流氓來說,這對的攻受調轉了。176Please respect copyright.PENANA9yRVwdmgK8
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「早安,朝早就如此恩恩愛愛呢。」麻油臉帶斜笑。他穿著襯衫長褲,典形的文青造形。176Please respect copyright.PENANA0Xx2mormDy
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「真是的,痴纏得令人不忍直視。」櫻郎說。176Please respect copyright.PENANATNWRild40v
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「+1」浣熊說。
櫻郎和浣熊都化著慘白的妝容,誇張攻擊性的髮型,還有過量裝飾的衣著。我仿佛聽到結他的尖叫。176Please respect copyright.PENANADYDjn8D4BW
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望著那兩人,我和麻油不約而同地開口,「「你們的打扮才令人不忍直視吧!」」176Please respect copyright.PENANALwXsMktSRq
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「我們的樂團在表演後通宵慶祝。今朝一醒就趕過來,慌忙得連卸妝都忘記了。」浣熊說。176Please respect copyright.PENANAJcT0q4O3cW
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「原來櫻郎也有玩樂團喔?」大林說。176Please respect copyright.PENANAmY37uPLtaH
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「我是新加入的鼓手。」他說。176Please respect copyright.PENANAYIuPnVt4kh
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「這些傢伙真是胡鬧啊。」卡特說罷轉頭過來,「然後呢,這傢伙為何如此安靜?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAkRrHM1MlGF
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我順著他的說話望向加里,她灰頭土臉地靠著牆壁,像某燃燒殆盡的拳手一樣。176Please respect copyright.PENANA1tznWfSFQh
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「假日被罰回校補課,不能去追自己喜歡的CP,歸根究底都是她自作孽罷了。卡特也要注意,不要變成像她這樣的人。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAsXkVnBmP2l
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「吓?」卡特(?)一臉狐疑地望著我。176Please respect copyright.PENANASvih3ykDRR
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我這下才醒覺自己認錯人了,「對不起,哈普瑪!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAMryviU51Sz
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「沒關係,多謝你們跟卡特做好朋友。」哈普瑪禮貌的笑一笑,然後接著說,「但是一碼歸一碼,我希望你們不要帶壞我的兄弟。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAnvtcVPg3m6
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我心中一攥,嚴肅的接話,「當中是不是有誤會?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAl0Ij33p4pf
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「最近他傳過來的訊息,常常有看不懂的文字。甚麼是UWU?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAzD0UirIHOq
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「嗯?你不知道卡特是獸控嗎?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAf0Pu8phg1T
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哈普瑪瞪大眼睛,額頭突起青筋,「甚麼是獸控!?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAoewOR3MbSF
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糟糕!我好像太多嘴了!「這個你當面問他吧!由當時人親自解釋會比較好!」176Please respect copyright.PENANApx8I9ISqUR
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「給我解釋清楚!該不會是不良嗜好吧!?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAcL6BS3cqq2
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沉默的加里低聲嘀咕,「不是嗜好,是性癖。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAGOckNsPTbo
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哈普瑪:「那是甚麼鬼啊!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAsERBkLywur
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我:「加里不要多嘴!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAtiMYJXgYuc
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???︰「嗚啊!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAk0jz7QRhjA
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突如其來的尖叫打斷我們,大家看向單膝跪地的男同學。176Please respect copyright.PENANAJiAykszi4t
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櫻郎立即上前關心,「白龍,你沒事嗎?」176Please respect copyright.PENANAd9T49vjMHQ
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男同學有一頭亂糟糟的短髮,特濃黑眼圈,左眼蓋著紗布,肩膀披著破爛的外套,手臂包著繃帶。176Please respect copyright.PENANA15JMY4jnDL
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「右手的傷痕正在隱隱作痛,龍孃尤莉亞就在附近,嗚啊!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAkdeXadJhh1
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我應該從那兒開始解釋好呢?真是的,中二病屬性明明有大宇宙一個就夠了。176Please respect copyright.PENANAcTmL12WzBo
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辯才天中學的渙舶瀧,座號3,超不幸學生。暱稱白龍,靈魂受到詛咒,命犯天煞。176Please respect copyright.PENANAoeSNAirvCV
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白龍掩住包紗布的眼睛咬牙切齒,「我看見了,災厄的影子正在接近!」176Please respect copyright.PENANA42Vh6VoCHb
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櫻郎一臉不置可否,「說甚麼啦,讓我扶你起身。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAIOxBaVEmbz
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樓梯傳來腳步聲,女生從樓上衝下來,「對不起,我犯糊塗跑錯班房了!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAR5mcE9dQoY
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兩顆水球彈來彈去,在場的男生個個血脈沸騰,我和大林板起嘴臉雙眼發直。176Please respect copyright.PENANAJJo6wAnySl
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冷不防,女生左腳絆右腳,失衡摔下樓梯!176Please respect copyright.PENANAAup4niNPCh
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「危險!快避開!」白龍快手一推,推開了櫻郎!任由自己的身影被巨影吞噬!176Please respect copyright.PENANATNIxSY0m1d
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很誇張的『碰』一聲!墊在女生下方的白龍兩眼反白,昏死過去。176Please respect copyright.PENANA8ImRJcKNes
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女生吃力的爬起來,多得白龍的犧牲,身體別無大礙,「小瀧!?不不不不不不!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAtvuIUf0K4c
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哈普瑪嚇得臉都拉長了,「快點聯絡醫療室!」176Please respect copyright.PENANA1AQHzUDAPl
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加里瞇著眼,漫不經心的說,「這種程度沒事的啦,不要大驚小怪卡特。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAHJHHQ08Jze
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「這傢伙頭破血流啊!還有我是哈普瑪!」176Please respect copyright.PENANAhwd5XJ7XoD
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我:「對白龍來說,這算輕微擦傷罷了。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAvTBbMoNRn7
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那個女生是同屬辯才天中學的乎龍孃,座號4,災厄型學生。暱稱尤莉亞,名副其實的移動天災,所到之處災難不斷。176Please respect copyright.PENANAAaJS7jM1mr
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加里:「尤莉亞的帶衰能力屬於因果定律級,你也要當心不要被卷入其中,卡特。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAPtm3JfdyXg
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「都說我是哈普瑪。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAi6OMy1abXb
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加里:「不過,只要白龍在場,所有的不幸都會由他承受,所以無須擔心。」176Please respect copyright.PENANAxbYWXjr8Rz
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麻油笑說,「嘻嘻,我有點想代他受罪呢。」176Please respect copyright.PENANA6hZBLSJycI
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不久後,恆老師來打開課室門,我們渡過了沉悶的補課時間。176Please respect copyright.PENANAvpOjxSAvEk
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順帶一提,加里到最後依然把哈普瑪誤認成卡特。176Please respect copyright.PENANAee0d5VHqHW
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