前情提要，我和加里在數學測驗被恆老師當掉，連同其他同學共10人，被迫周日回校補課。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcFKOTNavW
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約定時間為朝早九點，我們早在五十分到達。房室門鎖未開，一行人在走廊等候。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuLgeTTLsL
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在平時上學的地方，看見各位同學的便裝打扮，感覺挺新鮮的。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbEp8TVvTL
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大林穿著黑色皮衣配牛仔褲。女王星是成熟的商務裝長裙。兩人站在一起，是小姐與流氓的組合。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdxsmvf3dS
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大林：「就叫你不要無端白事地抱上來。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wM3FgRgE1
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女王星：「你討厭這樣嗎？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvD2EyGdir
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大林：「無關討厭不討厭，你害我看不到手機。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3tfFJvFMc
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女王星：「那麼我挪開一點點吧。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAEZh4mbhP
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大林：「你倒是放開我啊。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UaRv26xZi
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顯然以小姐與流氓來說，這對的攻受調轉了。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ihgTRcT7h
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「早安，朝早就如此恩恩愛愛呢。」麻油臉帶斜笑。他穿著襯衫長褲，典形的文青造形。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlwAYUj08g
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「真是的，痴纏得令人不忍直視。」櫻郎說。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM0L9iBXau
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「+1」浣熊說。
櫻郎和浣熊都化著慘白的妝容，誇張攻擊性的髮型，還有過量裝飾的衣著。我仿佛聽到結他的尖叫。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuWhTZREXP
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望著那兩人，我和麻油不約而同地開口，「「你們的打扮才令人不忍直視吧！」」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7Jcp07DFp
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「我們的樂團在表演後通宵慶祝。今朝一醒就趕過來，慌忙得連卸妝都忘記了。」浣熊說。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jJCt43hUt
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「原來櫻郎也有玩樂團喔？」大林說。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9M6JfHxhK
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「我是新加入的鼓手。」他說。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBmrKXwPfA
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7dnF0ez6Y
「這些傢伙真是胡鬧啊。」卡特說罷轉頭過來，「然後呢，這傢伙為何如此安靜？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGAT13EyE1
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我順著他的說話望向加里，她灰頭土臉地靠著牆壁，像某燃燒殆盡的拳手一樣。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbfhFSncaI
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「假日被罰回校補課，不能去追自己喜歡的CP，歸根究底都是她自作孽罷了。卡特也要注意，不要變成像她這樣的人。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXccEuZ5wy
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「吓？」卡特(?)一臉狐疑地望著我。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqutyQwTB8
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiunhXOhh2
我這下才醒覺自己認錯人了，「對不起，哈普瑪！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnpAwQYmZt
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5sNpOp76s
「沒關係，多謝你們跟卡特做好朋友。」哈普瑪禮貌的笑一笑，然後接著說，「但是一碼歸一碼，我希望你們不要帶壞我的兄弟。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I1x7rlnc4
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我心中一攥，嚴肅的接話，「當中是不是有誤會？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmrpc1NtfC
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9VgQMKATE
「最近他傳過來的訊息，常常有看不懂的文字。甚麼是UWU？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSeg1j1B9E
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「嗯？你不知道卡特是獸控嗎？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvFn36ndQy
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哈普瑪瞪大眼睛，額頭突起青筋，「甚麼是獸控！？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadJxbSAQoM
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糟糕！我好像太多嘴了！「這個你當面問他吧！由當時人親自解釋會比較好！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzfJRTJq2J
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「給我解釋清楚！該不會是不良嗜好吧！？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsRIOGvt9Y
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvLHxeVNks
沉默的加里低聲嘀咕，「不是嗜好，是性癖。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiai0M4GwNe
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjTRg3jewL
哈普瑪：「那是甚麼鬼啊！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFxroZx4q6
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfc1yWF9Af
我：「加里不要多嘴！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jY9MDffQU
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？？？︰「嗚啊！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nsLvQah8u
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突如其來的尖叫打斷我們，大家看向單膝跪地的男同學。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofnm5sSyEQ
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櫻郎立即上前關心，「白龍，你沒事嗎？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tqkh8gSrT
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男同學有一頭亂糟糟的短髮，特濃黑眼圈，左眼蓋著紗布，肩膀披著破爛的外套，手臂包著繃帶。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6O5gOYq87
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「右手的傷痕正在隱隱作痛，龍孃尤莉亞就在附近，嗚啊！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPPLtfudGo
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我應該從那兒開始解釋好呢？真是的，中二病屬性明明有大宇宙一個就夠了。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOT2u0vgo2
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2SKKIHNGU
辯才天中學的渙舶瀧，座號3，超不幸學生。暱稱白龍，靈魂受到詛咒，命犯天煞。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN5UXT8tVY
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNHbVL8lUU
白龍掩住包紗布的眼睛咬牙切齒，「我看見了，災厄的影子正在接近！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xvGHxRsbG
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTApZOJ0Sp
櫻郎一臉不置可否，「說甚麼啦，讓我扶你起身。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14sC3R7NSn
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNKcJ9hHX4
樓梯傳來腳步聲，女生從樓上衝下來，「對不起，我犯糊塗跑錯班房了！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtAJdozXld
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlPAlaiYhF
兩顆水球彈來彈去，在場的男生個個血脈沸騰，我和大林板起嘴臉雙眼發直。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD6kmgpTKY
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgkJcQrFBe
冷不防，女生左腳絆右腳，失衡摔下樓梯！268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YmfFJ87EU
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「危險！快避開！」白龍快手一推，推開了櫻郎！任由自己的身影被巨影吞噬！268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakBq8es4kx
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoQMBBg8Zd
很誇張的『碰』一聲！墊在女生下方的白龍兩眼反白，昏死過去。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8QkRQkxk7
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAti1AovxY7
女生吃力的爬起來，多得白龍的犧牲，身體別無大礙，「小瀧！？不不不不不不！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6Rka5hZJp
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZcDUiUG74
哈普瑪嚇得臉都拉長了，「快點聯絡醫療室！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lbfnRB1to
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPAXMfpEzn
加里瞇著眼，漫不經心的說，「這種程度沒事的啦，不要大驚小怪卡特。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6gcYdWemL
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoozR6a7Fj
「這傢伙頭破血流啊！還有我是哈普瑪！」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v6nIGmKW3
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCHOeDUMvF
我：「對白龍來說，這算輕微擦傷罷了。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T2YgANhMp
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGamAkFx9m4
那個女生是同屬辯才天中學的乎龍孃，座號4，災厄型學生。暱稱尤莉亞，名副其實的移動天災，所到之處災難不斷。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpcf72vvrL
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHH4Ceeczy
加里：「尤莉亞的帶衰能力屬於因果定律級，你也要當心不要被卷入其中，卡特。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxdI1UCDhR
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「都說我是哈普瑪。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcYtjIzoHZ
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9zOeSZtum
加里：「不過，只要白龍在場，所有的不幸都會由他承受，所以無須擔心。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS30APdTAr
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麻油笑說，「嘻嘻，我有點想代他受罪呢。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLmqA7AHtv
268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNh0keGTFL
不久後，恆老師來打開課室門，我們渡過了沉悶的補課時間。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPuLtMJGaL
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順帶一提，加里到最後依然把哈普瑪誤認成卡特。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2PBSlw26f
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然後按「加至主畫面」