隨筆 X midjourney - 聖誕老人缺席的聖誕節

「38.5度，先生，您得休息。」柴燒壁爐劈啪作響。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3ma9mQrZl
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12/23傍晚，聖誕老人得了A型流感。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBkUCCZvaQ
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小精靈A把溫度計轉向床上的白髮老先生，堅持他應該繼續躺好。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ68gbaVoz3
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小精靈B端著鹽烤橘子以及香料熱紅酒站在床邊，點頭附議。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYRBrZ4e9I
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小精靈C與D重新替老先生帶上睡帽，一左一右把他按回被窩裡。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGDd0Eda3K
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小精靈E捧著銅鏡跳上床，讓聖誕老人看看他因為發燒而泛紅的臉色，但不能排除其中也許有高血壓的一席之地。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJWyYHc3m6
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「好吧好吧。」聖誕老人嘆氣：「今年只好請魯道夫和你們辛苦一點了，老朋友魯道夫認得路，應該不需要擔心。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eaVAt64sf
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「先生。」小精靈ABCDE互看幾眼「魯道夫先生被您傳染，也正在發燒。」他們為難的說。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymPNboZTnM
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「什麼？！」馴鹿也會得流感？451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqftd0lRw6E
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「請別擔心，我們準備了一張代理人清單，請您過目，全世界的小朋友們，今年的禮物照樣不缺席。」小精靈E丟下銅鏡，拿出一張牛皮紙。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPdNkkR2w9
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聖誕老人接過牛皮紙，迅速掃過，又一聲嘆氣：「唉，看來只好這樣了，麻煩請他們過來吧。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6069mqA57o
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12/24月亮升起時，代理老人團出任務，開始！451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4dUlgyenq
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「媽媽？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbItWvY0Gi
「什麼事寶貝？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCgUAUNrWn
「煙囪，下雨了。」男孩指著自煙囪滴答落下，澆在壁爐火焰上的幾顆水珠。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPTCKXnfTT
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嘩！澎！下一秒一大把水花不客氣地澆熄爐火，壁爐噴出一陣濃煙。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CiyZs1Dxt
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「咳咳咳，老天！什麼情況？！寶貝！寶貝快過來媽媽這裡。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3as5yZ4ZfC
「咳咳，媽媽！禮物！妳看妳看！禮物！」男孩一邊咳得流淚，一邊指向躺在爐灰與水氣中，一個包裝精美的方型盒子。

代理老人1號：聖誕老人么子，150歲。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ssOqgX1oh
「哎呀哎呀，這個時代用柴燒壁爐的人真是少見呢。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cqt7JDISd
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叮咚。門鈴悅耳地通知屋主來客人了。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq0d3YUTNl
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「來了！這麼晚了請問有什麼……事……？」應門的男主人來不及掩飾對貌美客人的垂涎。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QVa1RThWk
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「您好，請問是佛斯特家嗎？」美女客氣地問。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvxybKPJuG
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「是……」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy1DKtgspZ
「不是，我們是雷蒙德，親愛的小姐，妳找錯門了。」好奇跟來的女主人用力掐一把丈夫後腰。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJPzux44Lr
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「哎呀真是抱歉，聖誕快樂女士。」美女露出歉意的笑。「對了，這東西放在您門前一陣子了，我想是您的包裹？」她指指腳邊。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zaGrKbAEn
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那是一個包裝精美的長條型盒子，緞帶下壓著一張賀卡。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYKOAhfitc
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「我想我們近期沒有網購……小姐？」男女主人再抬頭時美女已不見蹤影。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxDAY3U38A
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「耶！媽媽！是禮物嗎？是禮物嗎？」女孩歡快的聲音遠遠傳來，美女微笑，低聲自言自語：「雷蒙德家，check，下一個，佛斯特家。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHUVeqzNGK
代理老人2號：聖誕老人的初戀，永遠的25歲。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRZ0vcxGyq
「沒想到老傢伙也到了會被流感擊倒的年紀啊。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JYLYl3S4X
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叮咚。門鈴，沒錯又是門鈴，門鈴做著它唯一能做的事：呼叫屋主來開門。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeismVJKFG4
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「孩子，替爸爸開一下門，等會兒就有好吃的蘋果派了。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu15ImPm59
「好的爸爸，你好，請問……咦？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9deVpYtdQ
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「嗶，您好。」冷硬的機械音說著：「在下，是桑塔快遞，公司，的，智慧快遞，員，有，您的，包裹，請，簽收，嗶。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7hoRy53K2
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男孩飛快地簽下歪歪扭扭的姓氏，接過包裝精美的圓筒型禮盒，以及一張賀卡，從頭到尾緊盯「智慧快遞員」，興趣濃厚溢於言表。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2pVYYY6jt
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「嗶，感謝您，使用，桑塔快遞，聖誕快樂，嗶。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayjZpZXtFS
「啊，喔！聖誕快樂！」男孩目送快遞員優雅地遠去，才關上門，抱著禮盒蹦蹦跳跳回去廚房。「爸爸！剛剛有一個好酷的機器人！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBjHqemJuz
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代理老人3、4號：小精靈X、Y、Z一同開發的機器人，歡樂傳遞者31號及39號，分別是3歲及0.5歲。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5gUXkWnJh
「嗶，歡樂傳遞，任務，達成，嗶。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpNs4jABGx
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「汪！汪汪！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdgvUPUCaJ
「菲菲！別叫啦！寶貝，妳去門口看一下傻菲菲是不是又偷跑出去了，天氣這麼冷，快放牠進來。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvwLUFpElo
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「好的媽媽。」小女孩賣力踮起腳，舉高手，才勉強搆到門把，「菲菲，外面好冷，你趕快……耶？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYEyJ21vP1
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一隻伯恩山犬坐在門外，身邊放著一個包裝精美的大盒子。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2CLZQ5Lsc
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「汪！」伯恩山犬用前腳朝女孩推推盒子，滿懷期待她能明白狗體語言。女孩的菲菲從小主人身邊擠出來，好奇地對新來的陌生狗聳聳鼻子。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8Y0lzrzZz
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「狗狗，這是給我的嗎？」女孩摸摸伯恩山犬柔軟的毛。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2exv2YClA
「汪！」這是肯定的汪。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrsxemDmIQ
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「哇！謝謝你！是聖誕老人請你帶給我的嗎？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lpmbY8ar4
「汪汪！」這是更加肯定的汪。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa6qV8P2ga
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女孩抱起禮物盒，並把一袋菲菲的餅乾繫在伯恩山犬的脖子上，揮揮手目送牠離開，這才高高興興地回去找媽媽。「媽媽！聖誕老人的狗狗送禮物來喔！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGKoJOSNpu
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代理老人5號，魯道夫外出散步時撿回來的伯恩山犬，4.5歲。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKYnV51fNU
「汪汪汪！汪！汪汪！」意思是很高興幫上忙也很樂意能幫忙，雖然身為一隻被救援的狗，本不該有所奢求，但是看在我這麼努力的份上，不知道晚餐可不可以多加一支雞腿？451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFMFYazxxC
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蕉友們聖誕快樂！！451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfTrn9R63d
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附圖prompt：

封面：Christmas greeting card background design, Ethereal Watercolor style illustration of a big Christmas tree, dreamy washes, watercolor smudge strokes, cool tone --v 5.2 --style raw

代理老人1號：a fancy gentleman under streetlight, fitted suit with red waistcoat, white hair, gentle smile, vintage brick street, light golden warm tone, romantic snowy night --s 140 --ar 3:2 --niji 5 --style expressive

代理老人2號：a gorgeous woman standing under streetlight, bright red sheath dress, silver long hair, red lips, gentle smile, street of christmas vibe, light golden warm tone, romantic snowy night --s 140 --ar 3:2 --niji 5 --style expressive

代理老人3號：a chubby robot in the shape of cartoon version Santa Claus, hyper mechanical details, realistic photograph, Christmas vibe, steampunk style street view, holiday vibe, steampunk rock Christmas --ar 2:3 --v 5.2 --style raw451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3dNT584QO
(出圖之後zoom out 1.5倍，再region vary一棵聖誕樹到背景裡)

代理老人4號：a mechanical toys in the shape of a traditional sleigh, two reindeer in mechanical steampunk style, metal skeleton, Christmas, hyper mechanical details, realistic photograph, V-Ray render, holiday vibe, steampunk Christmas street --ar 3:2 --v 5.2 --style raw

代理老人5號：a Berner Sennenhund sitting beside the street, next to a big gift box, Christmas street, joyful holiday vibe, light golden warm tone, low angle, Christmas decoration, snowy night --ar 3:2 --niji 5

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