
They arrived at a secret location and were greeted by four agents: the leader, Agent Smith, Agent Jones, Agent Khan, and Agent Lee, who was a female agent. They all wore black suits and sunglasses, and looked serious and professional.
"Welcome to SAD," Agent Smith said. "You two have been selected to join our elite team of covert operatives. We are the ones who do the dirty work that no one else can or will do. We are the ones who protect America from its enemies, both foreign and domestic."294Please respect copyright.PENANAsLCGLRT9xo
Before we proceed, you need to know that this is a one-way ticket," Agent Smith continued. "Once you join SAD, there is no going back. You will have to cut off all ties with your families and friends, and assume new identities and cover stories. 294Please respect copyright.PENANAyVQRxzWl2O
You will have to lie, cheat, steal, kill, or do whatever it takes to accomplish your objectives. You will have to follow our orders without question or hesitation. You will have to be loyal to us, and to each other. Do you understand?"294Please respect copyright.PENANA9orPPqixhk
"Good," Agent Smith said. "Now, let's get on with the nitty gritty. We have a very important mission for you. We intend to take over the United States!"294Please respect copyright.PENANAp4SLLqFSPy
He then proceeded to explain their plan. They had been secretly working for years to infiltrate and sabotage the government, the military, the media, the economy, and other key sectors of society. 294Please respect copyright.PENANA4SzWkcaB0B
They had planted moles, hacked systems, spread propaganda, caused chaos, and assassinated targets. They had amassed weapons, funds, allies, and followers. They had waited for the right moment to strike.294Please respect copyright.PENANA1PiQpwWrzY
"And that moment is now," Agent Smith said. "We have everything we need to launch a coup d'etat and overthrow the corrupt and incompetent regime that is ruining this country. 294Please respect copyright.PENANAnl3dCZ3iAS
We have a vision for a new America: one that is strong, free, prosperous, and fair for all. One that is led by us: SAD agents."294Please respect copyright.PENANAo7Ru5SCHPP
He looked at Jake and Vince with a piercing gaze.294Please respect copyright.PENANAf1cnLCRQbd
"And you two are going to help us make it happen, right?" he said.294Please respect copyright.PENANAgVgLxpqAMw
[They still couldn't believe what they were hearing, couldn't believe that these people were CIA agents, let alone SAD agents. Jake couldn't believe that they were being asked to betray their country and join a treasonous plot.]294Please respect copyright.PENANA5oKnvTdjtz
They realized that they were in grave danger. If they refused or resisted, they would be killed on the spot. If they agreed or complied, they would be committing crimes against humanity.294Please respect copyright.PENANANJwemuhQiO
[Pretending to be won over and convinced by the agents arguments. They agreed they were quite impressed by the plan.]294Please respect copyright.PENANAnIZhJDCVPW
Nodding their heads they said yes.294Please respect copyright.PENANA4LDLJlV1GS
They joined SAD.294Please respect copyright.PENANAOIaQ3UeTnh
Jake: (whispering) Vince, what are we going to do? We can't go along with this madness!294Please respect copyright.PENANAfzw8RI6gYn
Vince: (whispering) I don't know! We have to find a way out of here!294Please respect copyright.PENANArqRl29pO34
Jake: But how? They have us under constant surveillance! And they have guns!294Please respect copyright.PENANAIZYjJsrUaz
Vince: Maybe we can contact someone from the real CIA! Someone who can help us!294Please respect copyright.PENANAtpyXUzgEYg
Jake: But who? And how? We don't have our phones or any other devices!294Please respect copyright.PENANA0O8h59xyzR
Vince: Maybe we can use one of theirs! When they're not looking!294Please respect copyright.PENANApEGCZckSgO
Jake: That's too risky! They'll notice!294Please respect copyright.PENANAeE6KlajkHe
Vince: Well then maybe we can sneak out! When they're asleep!294Please respect copyright.PENANAUdZSYtC3RQ
Jake: That's too dangerous! They'll catch us!294Please respect copyright.PENANAS4GPEYTNTP
Vince: Well then maybe we can fight them! When they're distracted!294Please respect copyright.PENANA5LMvCR2ceH
Jake: That's too suicidal! They'll kill us!294Please respect copyright.PENANAdD24sKqMnP
Vince: Well then what do you suggest? We can't just sit here and do nothing!294Please respect copyright.PENANALE1f665Hxn
Jake: I don't know! I don't know!294Please respect copyright.PENANAaOJtyTVNo9
Agent Smith: (loudly) Hey, you two! Stop whispering and pay attention! We have a mission for you!294Please respect copyright.PENANApdW60OswED
Jake and Vince: (nervously) Yes, sir!294Please respect copyright.PENANAxiXRcohIqX
Agent Smith: Good. We're going to hit the White House tonight. You're going to help us get in and take out the president and his staff. Are you ready?294Please respect copyright.PENANAK2Dg1n2T1b
Jake and Vince: (reluctantly) Yes, sir!294Please respect copyright.PENANAXMnvNcqg0i
Agent Smith: Excellent. Let's go over the details.294Please respect copyright.PENANA00E9cKmSUL
(He shows them a map and a diagram of the White House, and explains their roles and objectives)294Please respect copyright.PENANAsEGQXvJowI
Agent Smith: Any questions?294Please respect copyright.PENANAolWxpJUVTa
Jake and Vince: (shaking their heads) No, sir!294Please respect copyright.PENANAYwaMi4rBKe
Agent Smith: Good. Then let's move out. We have a country to take over.294Please respect copyright.PENANAXOnI7P5p11
(They all get into a van and drive away)294Please respect copyright.PENANAPRNNPvpZAc
Agent Jones: (driving) So, Jake and Vince, how do you feel about your first SAD mission?294Please respect copyright.PENANA8ktVMYlxUA
Jake: (lying) We feel honored, sir.294Please respect copyright.PENANA8o7IF5wpP9
Vince: (nervously) We feel ready, sir.294Please respect copyright.PENANAlI2ueJfUMc
Agent Jones: Good. You should. This is the most important mission of your lives. And ours.294Please respect copyright.PENANAxIyXbum1Rs
Agent Khan: (sitting next to Jake) Yeah, this is it, boys. This is the night we make history.294Please respect copyright.PENANALNh0OtWq8m
Jake: Yeah, history.294Please respect copyright.PENANAg2pV8jTaij
Agent Khan: Don't sound so excited, Jake. This is a great opportunity for you. You get to be part of something bigger than yourself. Something that will change the world.294Please respect copyright.PENANAqfHK4gQSwW
Agent Khan: Trust me, Jake. You'll thank us later. When you see the new America we're going to create.294Please respect copyright.PENANAo0sgnqF7Sd
Jake: (thinking) If there is any America left.294Please respect copyright.PENANArdGzuK82U9
Agent Khan: You'll be proud to be a SAD agent, Jake. Just like we are.294Please respect copyright.PENANAPO7i7n13Rf
Agent Lee: (sitting next to Vince) How about you, Vince? How do you feel?294Please respect copyright.PENANAp3rv7bhsyq
Vince: (lying) I feel good, ma'am.294Please respect copyright.PENANADBuEjrhnYo
Agent Lee: Good. You should. You're doing the right thing, Vince. You're doing what's best for this country.294Please respect copyright.PENANArPrx0xvy4D
Vince: (thinking) No, I'm not.294Please respect copyright.PENANABqncRbISMy
Agent Lee: Don't worry, Vince. It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.294Please respect copyright.PENANAH63nSkBVob
Agent Lee: Believe me, Vince. You'll love the new America we're going to create.294Please respect copyright.PENANAiDye4RwmzI
Agent Lee: You'll be happy to be a SAD agent, Vince. Just like we are.294Please respect copyright.PENANAeIGqHgGwq1
(They arrive at the White House and get out of the van)294Please respect copyright.PENANAFvfMF7dSpA
Agent Smith: All right, team. This is it. Remember your roles and objectives. Remember your code names and signals. Remember your loyalty and duty. And remember why we're doing this.294Please respect copyright.PENANAS1Dx6tkNSh
All agents yelled, except Jake and Vince: For SAD! For America!294Please respect copyright.PENANAD0QrNazTc6
Jake and Vince: (mumbling) For SAD... For America...294Please respect copyright.PENANAeAEnjXepU2
Agent Smith: Good. Now let's go make history.294Please respect copyright.PENANAC9Cnj5jwQv
(They split up into two groups and approach the White House from different directions)294Please respect copyright.PENANAUj3KV5Fhs5
(Jake is paired with Agent Khan and Agent Jones)294Please respect copyright.PENANANjoKeSMhNz
Agent Jones: Okay, Jake. You're with me and Khan. We're going to enter through the east wing and make our way to the Oval Office. That's where the president is supposed to be right now.294Please respect copyright.PENANAtgm01ZoKi9
Jake: Okay.
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