有一日上國文課
老師說：「以後上網發言不要再隨便自稱“筆者”，因為現在根本沒人用筆寫字。」
學生反問：「那要怎麼稱呼?」
老師說：「鍵人。」
學生接著問：「那用滑鼠的人呢?」
老師說：「叫鼠輩。」
學生又問：「那智慧型手機都用觸控式的，沒鍵盤也沒滑鼠，又該怎麼稱呼？」
老師說：「叫觸生。」
Ps. 沒有歧視辱罵，只是覺得這個很應景，現在大家都在網路上寫作。另外提醒，在網路上要謹慎發言哦。
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Sep 25, 2023
ENTRY #8
不要隨便自稱筆者。
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