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冷笑話大賽
ENTRY #25
Author: 聿
Published:
Oct 6, 2023
冷笑話大賽
Published:
Oct 6, 2023
ENTRY #25
名偵探柯南系列冷笑話
Author: 聿
Published:
Oct 6, 2023
1 Min Read
219 Words
No Plagiarism!QECxjzpSsH2UQCQMplu2posted on PＥNAＮＡ

如題，來分享幾個柯南冷笑話~

柯南：你知道為什麼總是穿一樣的搭配，藍色上衣、紅色蝴蝶結和灰色短褲嗎？

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柯南：因為我怕別人說「是新衣（新一）欸」

2427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpeQFeenzq

柯南：那你知道如果阿笠博士得了阿茲海默症，會發生什麼事嗎？

2427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEfL1ChjtS

柯南：博士會說「阿笠洗像？（閩南語：阿你是誰？）」

2427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7LPru88KQ

柯南：你知道小五郎叔叔過了暑假會變成什麼嗎

2427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIa0fiB7g87

柯南：他會變成「毛利小六郎喔（閩南語）」

2427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLeHEbMTca

柯南：有個人去照Ｘ光，結果頸椎處出現多個明顯針狀影像嗎？

2427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mwcL3x9vW

柯南：他就是小五郎叔叔喔

2427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7JtuACngJ

柯南：那你們知道如果有一天我跳樓，誰會最傷心嗎？

2427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhpYOkdc2W

柯南：答案是灰原，因為「新一跳，哀就開始煎熬（心一跳，愛就開始煎熬）」

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