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中秋塗鴉創作祭
ENTRY #17
Author: W.H.
Published:
Sep 26, 2023
中秋塗鴉創作祭
Published:
Sep 26, 2023
ENTRY #17
【文字部・圖一】(類相聲) 銀鼎站下方的水調歌頭
Author: W.H.
Published:
Sep 26, 2023
2 Mins Read
501 Words
No Plagiarism!qRAfiD2G4XZBwI1wVXpaposted on PＥNAＮＡ

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樂：看來要走很久，我們來背詩詞吧❤️

原：背你個屁，我快要餓斃！

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樂：明月幾時有，把酒問青天

原：我不想乾杯，比較想把妹

樂：不知天上宮闕

原：裝 GPS 啊，你真笨捏～

樂：今夕是何年

原：癸卯年 aka 兔年

樂：我欲乘風歸去

原：龍捲風才載得動你

樂：又恐瓊樓玉宇

原：「恐窮」令我焦慮

樂：高處不勝寒

原：低處也生不了，你又不姓韓

樂：起舞弄清影

原：起乩請神明

樂：何似在人間

原：核四被人嫌

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樂：轉朱閣，低綺戶，照無眠

原：這三句我不瞭，不發表意見

樂：不應有恨

原：神愛世人 (合掌)

樂：何事長向別時圓

原：又是核四？被 cue 兩次

樂：人有悲歡離合

原：還有拉撒吃喝

樂：月有陰晴圓缺

原：總是要交作業

樂：此事古難全

原：我只想賺錢

樂：但願人長久

原：百年還不夠

樂：千里共嬋娟

原：明月照蕉園

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樂：樂名偉

原：原真誠

樂、原 (同時)：博君一笑，下台一鞠躬！！

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因為這個創挑規定文字部門的參賽作品，字數「不少於500字」，那我就寫一下樂名偉和原真誠，兩人走出銀鼎站下方那段荒廢隧道後的情景。

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樂名偉記得的詩詞已經背光了，而原真誠也吐槽到一想到「吐槽」這件事，就快要吐了的地步。

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就這樣，兩人默默走了一段路。

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忽然，眼前有白光！

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樂名偉和原真誠朝著那道光，快步跑了起來⋯⋯

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衝呀衝呀衝呀衝呀衝呀衝呀衝呀衝呀衝呀衝呀衝呀！！！

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那條似乎永遠走不出去的荒廢隧道，終於被樂名偉和原真誠這兩個瀟灑男兒，這對鏟奸除惡的好搭檔，拋到身後了！！

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在他們的眼前是⋯⋯

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一輪大大的明月，對著他們微笑。

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