As I'm getting ready for work, my wife, Pamela storms into the living room and yells, "I'm tired of you being such a wild bore and a jerk!"
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I holler from the bathroom,
"Ha!"376Please respect copyright.PENANAiaTHsIsF9G
You're tired of me? Honey, I am also quite tired of you always putting me down in front of my friends. So, who is the most tired of whom?376Please respect copyright.PENANArsrvg5knRZ
Ok, let's see,376Please respect copyright.PENANAYFtUhY7xuG
Rock, Paper, Scissors!376Please respect copyright.PENANAI92V9AcJ6H
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Let's go again... alright, well it's a tie, forget about it then. We're like two ships passing in the night, take all those rollers out your hair, or our dog you might give a fright.
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You're telling me to leave? Well listen, "This is my house just as much as yours, we both make the monthly mortgage payments." You cannot deny all the blood, sweat and emotional tears, toiling through these happy and not so happy years. But, now you want me to just up and disappear?
To simply vanish like a ghost!
What about a marriage counseler? Some people say it works... Oh, you said stick a fork in it? I can't believe you Pamela!
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Tell me what has happen to us? What has happen? We use to be able to talk through things and work it out.
"Is there someone else?"376Please respect copyright.PENANASvmNRrtxhP
Huh?
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