As I'm getting ready for work, my wife, Pamela storms into the living room and yells, "I'm tired of you being such a wild bore and a jerk!"
What?372Please respect copyright.PENANAwRgL4LP3i3
I holler from the bathroom,
"Ha!"372Please respect copyright.PENANAbs7gQ5pr4Y
You're tired of me? Honey, I am also quite tired of you always putting me down in front of my friends. So, who is the most tired of whom?372Please respect copyright.PENANArCgOWoYM0v
Ok, let's see,372Please respect copyright.PENANAKEMRBYUQTr
Rock, Paper, Scissors!372Please respect copyright.PENANAFGjKsBCs9X
Hmm...372Please respect copyright.PENANABFUM4y8bOr
Let's go again... alright, well it's a tie, forget about it then. We're like two ships passing in the night, take all those rollers out your hair, or our dog you might give a fright.
What did you say?372Please respect copyright.PENANAGNECnWZs1i
You're telling me to leave? Well listen, "This is my house just as much as yours, we both make the monthly mortgage payments." You cannot deny all the blood, sweat and emotional tears, toiling through these happy and not so happy years. But, now you want me to just up and disappear?
To simply vanish like a ghost!
What about a marriage counseler? Some people say it works... Oh, you said stick a fork in it? I can't believe you Pamela!
What the heck!372Please respect copyright.PENANA4O0Hr6BEWo
Tell me what has happen to us? What has happen? We use to be able to talk through things and work it out.
"Is there someone else?"372Please respect copyright.PENANAzxR06Y6dhV
Huh?
372Please respect copyright.PENANAjJbdF1bPmV
372Please respect copyright.PENANA94mbqrPVXI