Thank you everyone who participated! Here’s the full story:
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Once, a frog tried to eat a kilogram of cocaine, but his mother liked weed. The frog hated weed and cocaine but had to consume them both because caffeine didn’t give the same high anymore.
”Whoever reverted my issue, electric chair for you.” He said.
”Yum! Fried frog! What type of sauce, mild or spicy?”
“Mmm… spicy type. I’d like my tastebuds to fall off, please.”- What the frog said after it ate its younger brother with sauce.
“Mmm, it tasted so good that I may try yet another spicy victim.”
The frog turned to the pond, drooling at the thought of more delicious food.
”If I set a trap, I can capture the frog in the pond without fail.”
The frog found a ditch, stuck the pointiest sticks within, then concealed it with big leaves. Another frog walked towards the trap, not knowing the danger that lied beneath. The frog watched hungrily.344Please respect copyright.PENANAhDbaCSPqoq
The frog fell within, its body impaled by the sticks, the body still twitched even after death.
Success!
Even uncooked, the corpse looked delicious to the frog above. But it would taste good with some spicy sauce. Why wait to feast? He thought as he slathered the corpse in the thick spicy sauce, slobber pouring all over. 344Please respect copyright.PENANAxDlr9bDcYn
But as the frog gorged himself on spicy frog meat, a twig snapped behind him. Something else was very hungry nearby...344Please respect copyright.PENANANPKYf4EnqT
The frog turned, angered by the disruption. Only to be faced with a pair of big beady eyes, and a long face. A dog stood over him, likely from a yard not too far from the pond, licking its chomps as the frog shook fearfully.344Please respect copyright.PENANAtxigdzuTHL
The hunter had become hunted, death stared right through him. He blinked for only a moment, the next he was in the dog's teeth. 344Please respect copyright.PENANAJeWmmcDRla
“Sir, de sir” somthing said to the frog “ze tho ze Romeo thou shall Venice” it continued. The frog didn’t understand a thing sadly.344Please respect copyright.PENANAyscbPmxFk1
"Was this heaven?" the frog thought, but surely, this was hell, for who would recite Shakespeare in such an odd and disgusting manner like that. *shudders*344Please respect copyright.PENANABJziUrnIDi
“Ze Romeo tho Juliet” it kept reciting. The frog was in absolute disgust. Who would talk broken English (which was Shakespeare). never talk in Shakespeare to frog.344Please respect copyright.PENANAIMiwj2JwqH
The frog found itself impaled on a skewer, its body crisped from the hot flames below. It could feel it's organs cooking, the pain pulsed all throughout. As the frog twisted on the spit it’s skin started to fry and sizzle, what’s left of it’s mind could only sense agony and fear *wheeze*344Please respect copyright.PENANAGfyZG1Ayi6
The frog was dead. Sooo fricking sad. He had a life and a soul. But no some brat had to go kill warble and eat them. Curse you fellow brat.344Please respect copyright.PENANAZLQasj0mKb
By the time it was finished, the frog was finally crisped for consumption. It quickly was pulled from the fire, then smothered in sauces of all sorts. 344Please respect copyright.PENANAuPalo0JZVF
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The frog is gone.
Within the same gloomy pond that the cannibal whence came from, a tadpole swims freely throughout the muddied waters. A familiar marking appears on their back, for the son of the cannibal lives.344Please respect copyright.PENANA1Dr1pfsEnj
And so, the story is over, it truly was a tale. 344Please respect copyright.PENANAAYIXCSeahh
I wonder how that silly frog is doing in frog hayell. 344Please respect copyright.PENANARmHKKcClAf
He really liked spicy frog meat. 344Please respect copyright.PENANAQEwT5BVk15
But he was not very neat.
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And that’s the end! 33 entries, and a total of about 530 words! Good job guys, I might make a similar contest soon!
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