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大會主持人走了過來,頂著爆炸頭,原來方才十娘拋鍋的方向就是他站的位置。8964 copyright protection132PENANAdofUELKEfN 維尼
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十娘望著散落一地的食材,傳音給素雅女子:「莊主,你這一生吃過最好吃的東西是什麼?」8964 copyright protection132PENANAKGBikjrAfN 維尼
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素莊主淡淡地笑了,「這應該,問你自己啊。」8964 copyright protection132PENANAx6iAbFt7CZ 維尼
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十娘開始回想,她吃過最好吃的東西……最好吃的東西…………8964 copyright protection132PENANAlUziAAQxrw 維尼
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她流落街頭的時候,意識朦朧間,有人放了一個便當在她旁邊。看起來並不是吃剩的,比較像是特別去買來給她的,雖然不知道是誰會這麼做,但她勉為其難把便當吃掉了,那便當老實說是她這輩子吃過最難吃的便當。飯煮太硬,失敗!青菜炒太老,失敗!豆腐不新鮮,失敗!那魚…………被煎得都要認不出是魚了,簡直是失敗中的失敗!吃完難吃的便當後,她發現便當旁還有一包塑膠袋裝的附餐飲料,想著總是要漱漱口,就把飲料喝了。那是…………她這輩子喝過最好喝的紅茶。如果能加上牛奶和珍珠那簡直就是人間第一美味!!!8964 copyright protection132PENANAuLOE5LQC28 維尼
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十娘從包袱裡拿出最後一包紅茶包,打開倒進熱水中。然後到食材區拿了會場提供的頂級牛奶、黑糖、焦糖、地瓜粉、太白粉;她最拿手的就是做珍珠,煮茶嘛……她看過幾次小青煮茶,憑著印象去做應該不會有錯。8964 copyright protection132PENANAcXFDNxRtbF 維尼
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噹~噹~噹~,結束鐘聲響起,孟牛端出他的料理「超級無敵海景牛跳牆」,十娘則端出──珍珠奶茶一杯。8964 copyright protection132PENANAwWODz9u5PN 維尼
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「哈哈哈!」孟牛放聲大笑,「有沒有搞錯啊這是料理比賽!你怎麼把你店裡的珍珠奶茶端出來啦!現在不是在頒飲食奇才捏!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAK1dSaFPZDS 維尼
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評審不悅地要孟牛閉嘴。8964 copyright protection132PENANAd5IPerlkrw 維尼
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孟牛的手藝確實是好得沒話說,他的「牛跳牆」連牛都會跳牆了,評審吃了之後自然在原地跳了好幾下,差點把天花板給撞壞!8964 copyright protection132PENANAIXzb7VUrUw 維尼
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評審揉了揉撞得有點痛的頭,回到座位上準備品嚐十娘的珍珠奶茶。8964 copyright protection132PENANAPaW1tACpEb 維尼
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才剛吸了第一口,紅茶的濃厚和牛奶的醇香在嘴裡散發開來;再咬一口珍珠,那Q度跟仙姑茶葉蛋有得比,極為彈牙,每嚼一口就覺得珍珠在嘴裡開派對!那種歡欣、那種雀躍、那種小鹿亂撞,彷彿置身在天堂的感覺,他從來沒有過!社會的歷練讓他忘了兒時的純真、兒時的夢想,曾幾何時他竟把初衷埋在記憶最深處,今天的比賽他原本還要把獎給他最討厭的孟牛…………8964 copyright protection132PENANAqnn5nlmABq 維尼
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「今晚的食神是──十娘!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAE3YlQwWha9 維尼
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孟牛不滿地大吼,「評審老弟!你有沒有看清楚這場大賽的贊助者是誰啊!」8964 copyright protection132PENANA431E46dnsq 維尼
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練老闆搶過食神獎盃,「食神是孟牛!這裡我最大!我說了算!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAuYWdy7zPI1 維尼
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十娘默默看著唱雙簧的兩人,輕輕笑了,「料理,要帶給人幸福;料理,要助人莫忘初衷:只要稟持著正向的心意,人人都是食神。」8964 copyright protection132PENANAlTJc8bEJf9 維尼
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「你說什麼?」評審急著想幫十娘搶回獎盃,卻聽見她的喃喃自語。8964 copyright protection132PENANA2RULUfKUHc 維尼
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「大人小孩,老爸老媽,男生女生,只要有心,人人都是食神。」8964 copyright protection132PENANALhibumbkRu 維尼
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孟牛不屑地說道:「你輸了比賽腦袋燒壞了是吧!」8964 copyright protection132PENANA01WyAZn7iC 維尼
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素莊主仍安然坐在貴賓席,好似看戲;此時天空突然打下幾道閃電,傳來一聲響雷及一道渾厚的嗓音。8964 copyright protection132PENANApchkXyzQqW 維尼
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「十~娘~歸~位~!」8964 copyright protection132PENANApZ9fR9h6Zn 維尼
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會場中央頓時光芒四射,一個身披黑斗篷的人影浮在半空中。8964 copyright protection132PENANAdsMWxiqlT0 維尼
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「十娘,」黑斗篷對著她說道:「你原本是天上腹黑池護法之一,因為太愛喝珍珠奶茶而老是擅自下凡,被懲罰重新修行。你今天做的珍珠奶茶真情流露,讓大老明白珍珠奶茶原來有這麼深厚的涵意,所以特派吾來恢復你的神職,你要現在就跟吾走嗎?」8964 copyright protection132PENANAe1v8y3vMdl 維尼
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十娘望著黑斗蓬,思考良久,「我還有事,而且我暫時不想回腹黑池,麻煩你轉告一下…………」她望向貴賓席,素莊主已不見人影。8964 copyright protection132PENANAmc4sEMQWlw 維尼
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看著一切的孟牛忍不住拿起機關槍對著黑斗蓬掃射,「你很行嘛十娘,連唱戲的都請來了!」8964 copyright protection132PENANA85mLRqKPn7 維尼
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黑斗篷望向孟牛,不悅道:「你這哈巴牛,貪吃又愛唱秋,變回原形吧!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAOTEthNyzok 維尼
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只見黑斗篷順手一指,孟牛竟然變成了一頭牛!8964 copyright protection132PENANAbittA8pCuS 維尼
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「他以後只會哞哞叫了,再害人就把他宰來給我吃。」8964 copyright protection132PENANAT5pxgVrswe 維尼
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十娘竊笑點點頭,再看向一旁的練老闆,他已呈現痴呆狀,下半輩子應該也沒辦法再害人了吧!8964 copyright protection132PENANAYqbsIWV5S2 維尼
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狂風吹起,又一陣光芒大作,眾人彷彿大夢初醒,不知道剛才發生的事到底是真是假,不過,練老闆已雙眼無神,孟牛也不見蹤影,現場倒是多出了一頭牛。8964 copyright protection132PENANAgKyR85vrnk 維尼
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大街上,十娘牽著牛,路人皆對她行注目禮,不過她眼裡只有不遠處那個和算命師爭執的一夥人。8964 copyright protection132PENANAFCD5C6g6Ci 維尼
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「小姐啊,我看你印堂發黑、臉色發青,大劫難逃啊!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAAz9xAAAORa 維尼
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「少在那邊亂詛咒!你知道我是誰嗎!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAeXzADMa0o1 維尼
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「不管你是誰!你身旁幾個人臉色都很好,就你是青的,這是不祥之兆!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAjSsETD0Uq2 維尼
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小青怒掌一拍,震得桌上的東西都掉落地上,「我就叫小青嘛,當然是青的啊!你意見很多喔!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAYwcEHAdute 維尼
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「話不是這麼說的喔!」從小青背後傳來這麼一句。8964 copyright protection132PENANAPsCDgdUSYi 維尼
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「你誰啊你!…………啊,」小青張大了嘴,愣眼看著來人,「十娘!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAG0kBUmMvn7 維尼
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十娘幫算命師把地上東西撿起來一一歸位,笑著跟算命師道歉,然後領著眾人離開。8964 copyright protection132PENANAuD3r08hBpr 維尼
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「那個人說的是真的啊,我看你也覺得你臉青。」十娘將牽牛的繩索交給一旁的周煮蛋。8964 copyright protection132PENANAOG7jw5YCFn 維尼
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「不會吧!!!」小青哀號著。8964 copyright protection132PENANACsLZwSgL0k 維尼
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「你不早跟我說你也去過三六,該青!竟然把我畫的符塞回給我,該青!不去看我比賽幫我加油,更該青!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAhnlvaoXjv3 維尼
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「咳…………」小青試著轉移話題,「這牛哪來的?」8964 copyright protection132PENANADDbqUuGXi7 維尼
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十娘又輕笑一聲,「寵物囉。」8964 copyright protection132PENANA0ZgjSjsFim 維尼
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小青低頭望了牛的身下,不解道:「要養也是養母牛嘛,才有牛奶可以做珍奶啊!」8964 copyright protection132PENANAmwOMgf9B1Z 維尼
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一夥人哈哈大笑,愉快的氣氛感染了周遭,笑聲伴隨著哞哞聲,漸隱於人聲鼎沸的夜市裡…………8964 copyright protection132PENANAV1ZrVjVplr 維尼
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簡介裡有說裡面每個出場人物都是三六的道友嘛136Please respect copyright.PENANAPAq24AP2vu
大家知道我在裡面飾演哪一個角色嗎U_U136Please respect copyright.PENANAiML3kHEEwi
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就是反派孟牛啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈8964 copyright protection132PENANAMbCxHr3NCz 維尼
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感謝各位看完這個惡搞的東西,那時候就是寫來讓眾道友笑笑的文。8964 copyright protection132PENANAb6iax2suQl 維尼
看完後就哈哈哈笑三聲,然後關掉視窗繼續今天的苦逼生活吧!8964 copyright protection132PENANAYNu2cjCMWl 維尼
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