Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWB6l6bVhzN
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LFSeD47Qq
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKC2x3JTZuT
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9OQHvItiD
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fFDxs3JXh
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiinM7t6y6
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjYgcC0kiv
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihtbQPyk7D
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PoAaaqbXy
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV5PzhrnZS
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNZQ22CaXT
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwTgWLBsFM
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgi7vvNmwRV
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGybt06M4X
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKqXzyOQTE
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrw1TgfG33
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSrNv4VsSI
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W53USumSW
“Bear meat.” 893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zzpsMvmeV
“Alright~”893Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEtIIZMg1q
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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