Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8xjOVGknb
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJtnEplt6E
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhnjxLqfJX
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3EQjE81hy
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w6gZNT5ng
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUpIZE8Cyv
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wGCuAWQa6
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE0vcnqCvA
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TxZAcv890
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLReCOy4sH
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTPloCH91e
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBMmPVGBrd
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKauGXersZ
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVoaHEtSyN
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH6ViMWAPx
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBrSCep5BZ
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2owCKssfT
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQBjvNxjCu
“Bear meat.” 838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbJ6anDOzU
“Alright~”838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzOiOzVVZu
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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