Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ0ppGjiXe
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuEbNXzrl4
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWA0SWqX1m
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZfGFkP21E
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXSjNpOi6e
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp2F4uJobO
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT9J7Gzeac
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CxKfAO62M
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjDwECuSyZ
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuErHhfbIS
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNVUz2LBUt
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdz7J2A7DM
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOQDIPLU3Y
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun2VC2IwT2
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiyBBP6lZc
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPUAMbmvdc
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcf7WryngiX
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU4Iv3YIqT
“Bear meat.” 1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRzyZasm3N
“Alright~”1173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk5C0a4UxW
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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and then Add to home screen.