Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGlZ03a36b
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHMln1XQBh
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q2gCzY02o
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsvN0tI09k
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF2L4ksXQ4
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46YGBPaiGq
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21PrdVpvUI
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHP3BuY3Bo
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinIpTQIW7q
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJrJPBdckz
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QAAXq9SJN
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMwHomX5c2
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxjUlXB0Rs
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspoRraBJMU
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5YLAgKb88
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlTtxBmOGR
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdmDSvCbab
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2wMV6GjAx
“Bear meat.” 1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrgGEJFkGg
“Alright~”1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvn6PxhUx1
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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