Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJpv151ctv
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH0biu6W2X
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9OBEaWlwO
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnw4gaf2UH
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClFoQAnG8d
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRfCqkW9LO
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKAWSgBf3l
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN3fn2fY1E
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5L183KgDc
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpjihxcaqm
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdXwkJuXEy
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB4wGAYQOA
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZepSY5VtSm
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6brjSrv6E
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9JF2IiBOA
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFKCijzm9l
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThyBpLVopJ
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFvDGRnu7i
“Bear meat.” 981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97XGWSKsXv
“Alright~”981Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcpEIbZhXu
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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