古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,237Please respect copyright.PENANA0cpuXGUHi3
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。237Please respect copyright.PENANAZH8F3LiGhc
於是貼出徵婚啟事:237Please respect copyright.PENANAfuPFvmc0gg
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。237Please respect copyright.PENANAPkeA8tem76
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,237Please respect copyright.PENANAfREZpttEZc
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,237Please respect copyright.PENANAifF4BorYcZ
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,237Please respect copyright.PENANAjQbbtAKEZT
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,237Please respect copyright.PENANArBzIRnJfTh
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,237Please respect copyright.PENANAEroEdpBMYi
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,237Please respect copyright.PENANAJcx7gGlX2X
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,237Please respect copyright.PENANAz40emS8W6z
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,237Please respect copyright.PENANAF2fGCatiJk
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。237Please respect copyright.PENANAH1HFktwZOs
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,237Please respect copyright.PENANAGvN85W50rU
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:237Please respect copyright.PENANAEk3sPFLAhL
可喜我文質彬彬。237Please respect copyright.PENANA6JZYRjp13w
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!237Please respect copyright.PENANAOuYvd1rHg5
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,237Please respect copyright.PENANAw5phs548TU
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:237Please respect copyright.PENANAQhi3j5YeZ9
可喜我文質彬彬。237Please respect copyright.PENANAt5WuPY2v3x
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!237Please respect copyright.PENANAqZBICN9uqb
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,237Please respect copyright.PENANAfFgyuy4ITl
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,237Please respect copyright.PENANA27mOggk74l
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!237Please respect copyright.PENANApYY6ghwt9p
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,237Please respect copyright.PENANAbGv8Q6UrMh
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,237Please respect copyright.PENANAvw4rlzgcXb
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:237Please respect copyright.PENANAWqy9FW4GmA
可喜我文質彬彬。237Please respect copyright.PENANAq4mDmjrKA3
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!237Please respect copyright.PENANAYUj4NHe8oK
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!237Please respect copyright.PENANAoUOfixCR9p
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。237Please respect copyright.PENANA4A7DMH7Gbj
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。237Please respect copyright.PENANACanfnPkk12
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。237Please respect copyright.PENANAvfuGBEZORW
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